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CelebritiesRe: Cruz, Vandora's Boyfriend Lavishes Her With Encomium by softwerk(f):
grin

Did this guy just insult the entire Vaseline community?!
CrimeRe: Man Explains In Graphic Details What Happens After One Drinks Sniper by softwerk(f): 3:56pm On Jun 04, 2019
angry

This is graphic details
CelebritiesRe: . by softwerk(f): 2:26pm On Jun 04, 2019
angry

All I see is 7 sex-starved women!
CelebritiesRe: Nina Signs Endorsement Deal With Medfit (Telemedicine). Photos by softwerk(f): 2:21pm On Jun 04, 2019
angry

This girl is too dull to know the meaning of telemedicine!

.......Yet she's endorsing!


I'm not jealous oh, just speaking freely.
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale And Stonebwoy Reconcile, Address Journalists (Photos, Videos) by softwerk(f):
sad

Reminds me of a Nollywood movie titled "2 Idiots"

Mtcheeeeeeeeew
CrimeRe: Beware Of This Two Criminals At Idumota Lagos State by softwerk(f): 2:04pm On Jun 04, 2019
angry

You yourself you are a criminal to just believe that your freaking 22K could just give you a warehouse of electronics just like that!

10% of Lagosians are conmen, if you can't live with that take the night bus and return to your village!

Signed

Softwerk
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Dressed As An 'hajiya' In New Sallah Photo by softwerk(f): 1:35pm On Jun 04, 2019
cry

And this will make FP?!

Nairaland......Home of gabbage!
PoliticsRe: Twitter : Governor Babajide Sanwo-olu Signs Lagos State 2019 Budget(photos) by softwerk(f): 1:25pm On Jun 04, 2019
kiss

Sanwo-olu I love......Okorohausa I detest!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Shares Stunning Make-up Pictures by softwerk(f): 3:05pm On Jun 02, 2019
And one idiotic mod will put this on FP huh
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Looks Effortlessly Stunning In These New Photos by softwerk(f): 7:46pm On May 29, 2019
angry

Girls with tattoo?!

Write-off
PoliticsRe: Ned Nwoko Gets Standing Ovation At Inauguration Ceremony Of Gov. Okowa by softwerk(f): 7:39pm On May 29, 2019
kiss

Not surprised

He's fucking the right pussy!
Car TalkRe: Aston Martin Pays Tribute To James Bond With Limited-edition DBS Superleggera by softwerk(f):
cry

I'm wet already........I love good cars!

The smell of the new leather seats turn me on.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Celebrates 4 Million Instagram Followers Inside Red Ferrari by softwerk(f): 1:35pm On May 25, 2019
Donald95:
She is puttinng it in her engagement hand. She doesn't know that she is married yet, Funny little girl
Is it your hand or is it your ring?! huh

Abeg mind your own business!

I know your type; You are probably in a Keke Marua right now using your borrowed *606# MTN data commenting on Regina Daniels in her red Ferrari
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh To Beat Annie, 2face Idibia, IK Ogbonna, Toyin Abraham Eniola Badmus by softwerk(f): 6:44pm On May 22, 2019
angry

Ashawo
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Photoshopped Image Of Her Getting Married To Bobrisky To Shade Her E by softwerk(f): 6:43pm On May 22, 2019
sad

Madness

Ashawo!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Threatens To Beat Up Annie Idibia, Toyin Abraham And Others by softwerk(f): 6:37pm On May 22, 2019
sad

Ashawo
CelebritiesRe: Ifu Ennada Lists Nigerian Passport Renewal Starter Pack For Women by softwerk(f): 4:32pm On May 22, 2019
angry

Ashawo!

Anything to trend!
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Oniru Reveals Her Favorite Sex Position by softwerk(f): 4:29pm On May 22, 2019
angry

This one is too fleshy for a sex adviser!

May be too rigid in bed with all the mouth-making!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: "How I Sleep Knowing I Gat No Chill" (photos) by softwerk(f): 9:37am On May 16, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

Just look how empty and rough the other end of the bed is. She could, by now, be resting her big head on his shoulders.

There is nothing worse for a woman who already has a taste of the thrills and excitement of waking beside a hubby every morning and no longer does. Ask divorcees and widow/er. It is one journey in memory lane they would rather avoid.

To my fellow men, it is your duty to bring love home and the duty of the woman to incubate and multiply it. Just as you cannot expect to eat what has not been provided, so also you can get love in abundance when you have not given it to her. A woman by nature is a receiver, an incubator, reciprocator, and a multiplier. Evidence is found in sex, childbirth, structure of the reproductive organs, abilities in business and the power to return love in excess proportion.

Written words will no permit me to explain in great details how to bring love home and present it to her to start the process. However, it is in my belief that a man holds the greatest part in the work to attain a fine union.

Richdad
Well said!
CrimeRe: UNN Final Year Student Commits Suicide After Battling Mental Health -STORYLANDTV by softwerk(f): 6:03pm On May 14, 2019
cry

Sad!

Fine boy like this with pink lips cry

The amount of free pussy I would have given you to stay alive cry cry cry
FamilyRe: Nigerian Male Identical Triplets Share Adorable Pictures by softwerk(f): 5:02pm On May 09, 2019
angry

I don't like identical twins or triplets!

I had a sad experience in the past dating a twin.....the idiot left me for one small girl and willed me over to his "fuc%k boi" twin brother!

I didn't realise the switch until after 4months!
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Festus Keyamo 'democracy' Tweet by softwerk(f): 4:16pm On May 05, 2019
grin

FTC just like that?! cool

Abeg make I quick comment my comment before that Bet9ja scammer reach here grin

I dedicate this GREAT achievement to Festus Keyamo SAN the former freedom fighter now turned Devil's advocate! We leave you to God!

And to all the Bleep boiz on Nairaland please stop sending me pictures of your di%cks!
FoodRe: The Government Needs To Do Something About All This Fake Bigi Apple by softwerk(f): 12:57pm On May 04, 2019
Is this coming to you OP as a Surprise?! huh

With all the fake people in Nigeria!
CelebritiesRe: 'You Can't Be Bitter And Expect Your Life To Be Sweet' - Hushpuppi by softwerk(f): 7:29am On May 04, 2019
Even Hushpuppi is reacting grin

Hope you are wearing your Pampers with your leaky-leaky grin
PoliticsRe: Governor Elrufai Meets With AIG, Heads Of Security Over Kidnapping Cases (photos by softwerk(f): 4:04pm On May 01, 2019
El-rufai is PMB's VP; Osinbade a mere commissioner grin

If you know click like and if you don't know share until you know!
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo In Prison (Throwback Photo) by softwerk(f): 8:43am On Apr 23, 2019
ntyce:
If he had supported PDP, then he would have been a saint...

Idiotic reasoning.
I don't have time for fools!
SportsRe: Warri Wolves Suspends Two Players For Bringing Prostitutes To Camp. by softwerk(f): 5:27pm On Apr 22, 2019
Na Wetin Self!? shocked

Just for ordinary puna?

I don't know why the downfall of men is always related to the love for pus@sy?!
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo In Prison (Throwback Photo) by softwerk(f):
angry

This was Festus Keyamo before he sold his soul and conscience to the devil!!!

He now calls those that meted out injustice to the poor and downtrodden against whom he fought; "My Guy" cry
CrimeRe: 2 Men Beaten To Death After Their Vehicle Rammed Into An Easter Procession by softwerk(f): 2:10pm On Apr 22, 2019
Jesu
SportsRe: Dani Alves Becomes The Most Decorated Player In Football History by softwerk(f): 7:38am On Apr 22, 2019
angry

I thought it was 3:1 (this only happens when non football fans rush to post news?!!)

OP which one dey pain you?!

Eyes, Head or Nyash!!!
CelebritiesRe: Cyril Stober Retires From NTA by softwerk(f): 9:22am On Apr 21, 2019
angry

He came! He saw! He married an NTA wife and now left!

Value added -1

NTA is a national embarrassment!!!

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