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buygala:
Contact a Graphic Designer/Printer to do another one for you with the names aligned correctly

That won't be forgery after all because anyone who contacts NYSC will discover you actually underwent the programme ... Your pictures are even in the NYSC Database sef

One of my friends lost all his certificates to a fire..For 3 years he kept on going to his schools so they can reissue another One, but no success as the red tape was too much...

Last last one graphic designer perfectly reproduced the certificates after he was shown the scanned copies of the lost certificates.....

2 chilled bottles of Goldberg for you Sir!

No

I guess she's flying to Dubai to eat poop like the other small girls with BIG gods!?

What you received through the pus&sy will come out through the same route

I can see about 10 but I will not talk

I really don't know what men love about those hills on our backs

Ass-grabbing now a trend on pre-wedding pics......this world has really changed!

Mere looking at a woman's ass in the 70's and 80's used to be very disrespectful now they publicly grab them!

So you mean all these dollars have been flying around and nothing reach me?!

Last-last Ashewo no be work!

greensandy:
Funny people.
Which number did he call God on?

I'm pretty sure its an MTN line.......Anywhere you go!

Thief!

Buhari will never go unpunished!

This one will never go unpunished!

Davido is only reacting and pushing others to vote while he's somewhere fu@cking fresh pu&ssies and sipping fine champagne

Your father!

But I thought Bubu ordered shoot-at-sight?!

Why are these ones still alive?

Politically irrelevant!

i really appreciate the Bleep part....when would nigeria be ripe for the likes of sowore

“When the sun rises in the west, sets in the east. When the seas go dry. When the mountains blow in the wind like leaves.”

whitebeard:
Do normal abeg..the number of votes buhari and atiku gets indicates the number of cowards we have in this country..!!

Vote sowore..it the only logical, reasonable and wise thing to do..!!

Smart idea but I must say that our democracy is not yet ripe for the types of Sowore....Nigeria's democracy is currently running a 2 party system.

Quote me: "A vote for Sowore is a wasted vote on a lost course"

I will find you and f@ck you for free if Sowore wins a single polling centre nation wide!!!

Abeg where can I sell my virginity?!

Poverty must die die die!!!!?!?!?

PDP all the way Insha Allah!

Victoria Aseta!!!!!!!

Anonymous Quote: "The number of votes the lifeless one gets 2moro will suggest the number of IDIOTS we still have in this country"

Argue with your *606# MTN borrowed data

I dedicate my FTC to the idiot below me that keeps posting his scam on every thread!

Not forgetting the sleeping on duty Mod that has also forgotten how to properly use the ban button

So this geh has been dancing 1corner with her manager and killing this poor guy with unmerited conji

See how quickly she has forgotten the days of humble beginning!

Jesu

Even slay queen corpers sleeping outside like bingos......This country's pant truly has been used!

Deltans always showing themselves

Why the pump action? Was he going hunting?!

Even Banky W dey react

I can't believe he got his size for the cap!

Nigga's head be looking like ET

Mass murder in a Christian dominated region of Kaduna!

This midget running a Muslim-muslim ticket is nothing but ill-wind!

I don't know I always feel a tingling sensation in my V-jay whenever I read or hear the name Atiku!

I love Atiku more than my boyfriend

I just hope these cows didn't die for nothing!

Who is small doctor?!

Abeg them still there?!

F@%k!

And I'm still single

Only achievable in democracies like the UK, France and the United States of America!

Buhari: Oshimohole please give them N150,000.00 for transport!