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Celebrities#BBNaija: Download Sexy Uriel's Hit Singles 'Spell' & 'Nwoke Oma' (Album Photos) by softwerk(op): 4:20pm On Mar 02, 2017
Uriel Oputa, the sexy ebony colored Big Brother Naija housemate is a music artist who was born in England and grew up in south west London. She originally hails from Oguta in Imo state, her Mother is an Okwuosa and her late father, Oputa.

She started recording in the UK straight after university and successfully created an Rnb Album which was produced by Olly Jay from Rhymes Production London, soon after that she moved to Nigeria where she worked with Dekumzy who produced her first solo Afro beat track titled 'Merry Go Round'.

She later joined a group called Caku Republik which was made up of Sunky (Producer of Styl-Plus), Mr Chicks and herself, They made Electro Afro beats in Abuja and made several appearances on stage.

Her plans for music is basically to tell a story through her songs which are deep rooted to her personal experiences and emotions. She is free within House beats and there are no rules within that Genre of music. Her music inspiration cuts across the likes of David Guetta, Diana Ross,Tracy Chapman and Nelly Uchendu.”

Her released hit singles include 'Spell' and most recently 'Nwoke Oma'

Link to download 'Spell' by Uriel
http://notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/URIEL-SPELL-PROD.-BENIE-MACAULAY.mp3


Link to download 'Nwoke Oma' by Uriel
https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/26056


Source:

http://notjustok.com/2014/10/20/uriel-spell-prod-benie-macaulay/


Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Voting Polls Favour Efe Despite Dirty Nose-Picking Habit by softwerk(op): 3:43pm On Mar 02, 2017
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TV/MoviesBBNaija: Voting Polls Favour Efe Despite Dirty Nose-Picking Habit by softwerk(op): 3:32pm On Mar 02, 2017
Despite Efe's very unpleasant nose picking habit in the ongoing reality TV program, he seems to be doing very well in the voting polls according to Big Brother Naija official facebook page.

The Warri boy might just go all the way to win the N25Million prize money based on logistics!!! grin

Source:

https://m./156361324833226?ref=bookmarks

Celebrities#Gravechat: Former Addict Buried Alive For 3days To Help Addicts!!! (Photos) by softwerk(op): 2:32pm On Mar 02, 2017
The man simply identified as, John, who was a former addict would be buried with the benefits of a mod con (a well-equipped modern house) and broadband internet.

During the three-day stint, John will be broadcasting stories of hope and advice to help those who are struggling with addiction and depression.

The coffin which was dug by a manufacturing and construction company is big enough for john to sit up or lie down and it has been kitted with electronics and broadband internet.

John’s live stream from the coffin would broadcast live on Facebook and on Walking Free website, a charity foundation established by John to help people suffering from addiction.

He would also be able to take calls, emails, Skype and texts from people around the world, who in turn will share their stories, live streaming through the coffin.

John who is a committed Christian has been happily married for 20 years to his wife, Trish. He expressed that he is both privileged and humbled to help those who have lost all hope.

He said: "I'm a former addict and I've been clean and sober for 25 years, I'm making a very large coffin, I'm burying it in East Belfast and I'm going to live in it for three days."

"I know this is a radical move but people are continually contacting me who are either try to kill themselves or who know friends or family who are. My plan is to speak to them from the grave before they get there and show them hope."

"People will communicate with me how they have navigated and overcome trauma, coping with addicted children or family members as well as addiction to substance and behavior.”

John's exploits can be followed on Twitter using the hashtag #GraveChat.


Source:

http://360plusng..com.ng/2017/03/man-buried-alive-in-coffin-for-3-days.html?m=1

Seun, Lalasticlala

Romance“Only Foolish Women Leave Their Husbands Because He Cheated” Actress Seyi Hunter by softwerk(op): 2:11pm On Mar 02, 2017
Nollywood actress cum producer, Seyi Hunter, has slammed women, especially those in the entertainment industry over their failed marriage adding that only foolish women leave their husbands on grounds of cheating.

In a recent interview with Vanguard, reacting to the recently failed Ubi Franklin and Olakunle Churchill’s marriages, she said;
“It isn’t right for any lady to walk out of her marriage for any reason, except domestic violence is involved. I am not talking about occasional slaps here and there. If he beats you like he’ll beat a thief, my dear sister you need to run for your life because he might kill you one day or disfigure you.

“But if you leave because of cheating, then you’re the most foolish person alive and you’re not going by the Holy Bible. The Bible says man shall not live by bread alone. You don’t expect him to eat Egusi soup the rest of his life; he has to eat Afang, Ogbono, etc, once in a while.

“Let’s not forget men are polygamous in nature, it’s been there right from the days of Abraham and it cannot be changed. The way entertainers are ending their marriage is alarming. If these ladies left their marriages because of their partners’, it means this generation is worse than I thought, because we’ve lost it.

“No patience, understanding or endurance to allow the man test the waters once in a while. I hope they settle their issues, but if they won’t, let them hurry with the divorce, so that single girls can make their moves on these guys.

“Before the women eat me raw, women are not allowed to cheat. The men are to love us, care for us, support us in everything and provide for us, while we do all these and more for them.

“Every smart woman will provide her man with condoms and lubrication and pray that the Holy Spirit guides them to use it on their side chicks, so they don’t bring infection home to us.”


Source:

http://360plusng..com.ng/2017/03/only-foolish-women-leave-their-husbands.html?m=1

Seun, Lalasticlala

CrimeRe: Woman Found Dead In A Bridge In Umuahia, Abia (Graphic Photo) by softwerk(f): 5:38pm On Mar 01, 2017
Skmoda360:
male acting female......omoale osi.......no simple sense
So your empty skull finally figured it out after 12months?! Agbaya!!!

With the speed of your response you are one jobless poor fellow with bonus MBs you got from Glo grin
CrimeRe: Woman Found Dead In A Bridge In Umuahia, Abia (Graphic Photo) by softwerk(f): 5:32pm On Mar 01, 2017
Skmoda360:
stop thinking like a tribalistic bigots....
Did I mention your mother's village?!
CrimeRe: Woman Found Dead In A Bridge In Umuahia, Abia (Graphic Photo) by softwerk(f): 5:32pm On Mar 01, 2017
ethene:
why not be sensible for once.
And you are sensible I guess?!
CrimeRe: Woman Found Dead In A Bridge In Umuahia, Abia (Graphic Photo) by softwerk(f): 11:50am On Mar 01, 2017
First they raped her, then killed her and still had the time to put her panties back on?! shocked

This smells of something else!

But why always from some particular parts of the country?
CrimeRe: What Penalties Do Looters Of Public Funds Deserve? - EFCC Poll by softwerk(f): 11:48am On Mar 01, 2017
This must be another joke from the EFCCgrin

I never take their twits seriouscheesy
CelebritiesRe: Singer Waje Looks Unrecognizable In New Video Shoot [PICS] by softwerk(f): 11:33am On Mar 01, 2017
I will always recognize her, is it not that oversized, unmarried baby mama and dominitrix that cheated a poor girl out of "The Voice Nigeria" so that her favorite, talentless
Arese could winhuh

To think that she admitted to even knowing her from the start of the competition Sef!

I know my haters will come after me again on this oneangry
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Gifty Pictured With Her Mother And Siblings by softwerk(f): 11:17am On Mar 01, 2017
See very local breed! So where did the American accent come from now?! huh

Hianshocked

Gifty is just living in her own reality show!
WebmastersRe: Kemi Filani Set To Wed. Pre-wedding Photos Released by softwerk(f): 7:48pm On Feb 28, 2017
All female bloggers are getting married while our Aunty Linda Ikeji is still searching for Mr Right even at the age of 42grin

When eligible bachelor's like Seun and Lalasticlala full ground?!

Hmmm, well sha it's none of my businesslipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Signs Johnny Drille And DNA Twins To Mavins Records by softwerk(f): 7:17pm On Feb 28, 2017
Wow! Happy for the DNA twinsgrin

At least a duo to correct the seasonal craze of Psquare that drives them to separate and come back together after small quarrelembarassed

But where is Chike Sef or are his village witches stronger than his God-given talent?! huh

RomanceRe: Who The Puck Is Lalastica, And Why Is He/she So Important by softwerk(f): 9:26am On Feb 28, 2017
JOEFY:
Almost every post I read is the appearance of the name Lalastica. He/She is either being cc'd or referenced?

Are they the creators of Nairaland, or is he/she someone that can influence your existence on Nairaland.

Can someone please advice.
Oshogbo weed!!!

First time user identified grin
CrimeRe: Customs Seizes 9000 Bags Of Imported Rice In Ibadan (Photo) by softwerk(f): 9:08am On Feb 28, 2017
Nigeria Customs and Fabu?! cheesy

This same rice that will be shared amongst the officers and end up in the marketgrin

I'd prefer headlines like "Customs donate 10 trailer loads of rice to an IDP camp" instead of allowing those poor fellows wallow in abject poverty!
CelebritiesRe: Fire Destroys Banky W's Lekki Home by softwerk(f): 9:04am On Feb 28, 2017
So sad, really sad! angry

His village witches must have confirmed his credit alert from his first mega movie; 'The Wedding Party' huh

And Gifty will still say she doesn't know Banky W embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Fire Guts Banky W's House In Lekki by softwerk(f): 8:52am On Feb 28, 2017
So sad, really sad!

Just when his village witches confirmed his credit alert from his first mega movie; 'The Wedding Party' angry

And Gifty will still say she doesn't know Banky W embarassed
PoliticsRe: Imo State Deputy Governor, Prince Eze Madumere, Eating Fried Yam In The Street by softwerk(f): 9:06pm On Feb 27, 2017
Continue eating until you swallow Cholera all in the name of popularity!

Reminds me of one serving militant governor in the South-South that has been helping us fight the government for our frozen mavros grin
TravelRe: 6 Die In Accident At Oko Polytechnic In Anambra.Graphic Pics by softwerk(f): 8:59pm On Feb 27, 2017
RIP cry

But is it just me or have you noticed the sudden increase in road accidents in this year! sad

Our road safety have abandoned their primary highway duties while innocent people die and have now chosen to harass motorists in town sad
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Is Big Brother Serving The Housemates Expired Drinks? by softwerk(f): 8:52pm On Feb 27, 2017
Stouts normally have a shelf life of 12months and the taste only gets better and better thereafter!

A carbonated bottled drink does not expire easy OP, please don't spoil Nigerian Breweries Plc business grin
CelebritiesRe: Shocking - Game Of Thrones Actor, Neil Fingleton, Is Dead by softwerk(f): 2:39pm On Feb 27, 2017
Really loved this giant dude. RIP cry

So who will now play his role in Season 7?!
CrimeRe: Immigrant Filmed While Being Shot And Killed In Brazil (Graphic Video) by softwerk(f): 2:21pm On Feb 27, 2017
Ten12:
Lazy pussyz dat can't do anything oda Dan fork are killing foreigners for doing de jobs dey can't do.....de way I go fork my sa mon todai she go no say I dey vex
huh
SportsRe: EFL Cup Final: Man. United Vs Southampton..Jose Mourinho vs Claude Puel by softwerk(f): 7:28pm On Feb 26, 2017
quote author=Holuwahyomzzy post=54051797] Will keep my fingers crossed.. Till then[/quote]My Man U Wishlist this season;

EFL Cup (Check)
Europa League Trophy (Loading)
FA Cup (Loading)
Finish Top 4 in Premiership (Loading)

So we can win the;
Champions League (In View)
Premiership next season (In View)

Mourinho my Special One!!!
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Portrait Of 45-Year-Old Kate Henshaw by softwerk(op): 9:41am On Feb 26, 2017
collitexnaira:
Why re you so pained,, oh i see, you re one of those that sleep with make up on
You no go church today?
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Portrait Of 45-Year-Old Kate Henshaw by softwerk(op): 9:39am On Feb 26, 2017
Amusaopeyemi:
Hi sweetie, please what's the name of that weave-on you used?
Hmmm! It's a cheap Malaysian Afro Curly Virgin Hair (Short)
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Portrait Of 45-Year-Old Kate Henshaw by softwerk(op): 11:05pm On Feb 25, 2017
collitexnaira:
Never underrate the power of makeup
You go and make up and lets see your b4 and after pics grin
CelebritiesBeautiful Portrait Of 45-Year-Old Kate Henshaw by softwerk(op): 10:11pm On Feb 25, 2017
Age-defying actress, Kate Henshaw looking stunning this new photo. Really, you can hardly tell this Calabar beauty is already 45 ...she is one our favorite top Nollywood actress by the way!

http://ireporteronline.com/47738_aww-beautiful-portrait-photo-of-kate-henshaw#.WLHedbflDio.facebook

FoodRe: If You Have Ever Eaten Any Of These Foods, You Are Old! by softwerk(f): 4:46pm On Feb 25, 2017
robosky02:
If You Have Ever Eaten Any Of These Foods, You Are Old!



1. Planta Margarine:

Just like many Nigerians would call every toothpaste Close-Up and every noodles Indomie, I still know of an elderly person that calls every margarine Planta. It’s really very funny how brands come and go into extinction when you consider the fact they dominated the market so much in their time. Now we have Blue Ban by Unilever dominating the market.

Other brands of margarines you can find in the Nigerian market are include Costa margarine, Moore margarine, Star margarine, and Topper margarine.


http://www.foodsng.com/if-you-have-ever-eaten-any-of-these-foods-you-are-old/6/
I ate all of them and i'm still young! grin

Oya come and beat me!
SportsRe: EFL Cup Final: Man. United Vs Southampton..Jose Mourinho vs Claude Puel by softwerk(f): 4:42pm On Feb 25, 2017
Holuwahyomzzy:
please wake up from ur dreams
I will remind you of this my dream when it comes to pass cool
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun Election-inec Official’s Hand Chop Off by softwerk(f): 3:51pm On Feb 25, 2017
This is pure wickedness! cry

With what hand will he now collect his cooperation 'Gift' from his sponsors?!
SportsRe: EFL Cup Final: Man. United Vs Southampton..Jose Mourinho vs Claude Puel by softwerk(f): 3:48pm On Feb 25, 2017
I'm just loving Man United this season under Jose Mourinho kiss

You won't believe I left Chelsea to Man U with Jose Mourinho grin

My wishlist this season; EFL Cup, Europa League Trophy, FA Cup and finish last 4 in Premiership so we can win The Champions League and Premiership next season grin

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