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Crime › Re: Ife: Dead Bodies Of Victims Of Yoruba-Hausa Clash In Osun (Graphic Pictures) by softwerk(f): 1:40pm On Mar 09, 2017

Awusa people are peace loving people to the best of my knowledge, why kill them so senselessly? cry

I hope the cowardly killers will be ready for a return fixture huh

Remember Barca VS PSG angry

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Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by softwerk(f): 11:06am On Mar 09, 2017

icon8:
Madam softwerk, have you seen GTBank's annual report?

The bank that will soon start selling recharge card (according to you) just declared a profit of 165 Billion Naira, more than any of its peers.

The Segun Agbaje that you so much hate and wish to fail must be doing something right, init?

Men!!! N165Billion?! shocked

I must confess that even my Witchcraft didn't see this one coming! Great Job guys!!!

Akintola Williams must have gotten his 'alert' by now grin

But my memory is a little wavy this morning from stomach cramps (i'm sure you understand why), aren't these the same guys that gave Oceanic, Intercontinental and Bank PHB AA+ ratings just before the tsunami?! huh

I suggest a 'Proudly African, Truly International' bank can afford an International auditor for a change at least and stop window dressing your non-performing loans. Take 100% provision for once now, I swear you won't die grin

Celebrities › Re: Prince James Uche Is Dead! by softwerk(f): 6:01pm On Mar 08, 2017

EgunMogaji:
Haba my broda, na so you be?

US visa kor, akata diplomat ni.

Apologies!
Corrected!

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Celebrities › Re: Prince James Uche Is Dead! by softwerk(f): 5:36pm On Mar 08, 2017*

RIP Prince James Uche cry

I hope you find absolute peace in the new world cry

So very sad cry

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Trending Throwback Photo Of Kemen (Before The Muscles) by softwerk(op): 4:24pm On Mar 08, 2017

megareal:
He looked human and innocent then.

My dear you just killed someone cry

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Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by softwerk(f): 4:20pm On Mar 08, 2017

icon8:
Ignore her, please! She's a disgruntled ex-staff, probably sacked for committing fraud.

Icon8, I really tried my best to ignore your senseless presumptions and attacks due to my very busy business schedule but to accuse me of fraud and being an ex-staff is a different low entirely even for a faceless clown like yourself by all standards!

I can only blame your idiotic parents for giving birth to a complete lunatic like yourself!

A fool like you should have ended up trapped in a used condom grin

I really wonder why you pride yourself working for someone with all the business opportunities existing in the country?!

It only proves that you are not thinking straight! Bastard grin

Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by softwerk(f): 11:12am On Mar 08, 2017

icon8:
I had pre-empted this outburst and dealt with it in my subsequent quote. Alas, I was right about you being a disgruntled ex-staff.

One piece of advice, take your misery out of this thread, as I shall no longer be responding to your tirade.

Finally, get a life, cos I've got FAMs and FSRs to review, in preparation for tomorrow's MCC.

Search your conscience my friend, that is if you still have one! The truth can never stay hidden for long!!!

Meanwhile you are reviewing your FAM for MCC and still have time to post on NL huh

I'm confident you'll look back on this thread one day and regret your comments.

Enjoy your day!

Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by softwerk(f): 10:54am On Mar 08, 2017

icon8:
I knew that you're a disgruntled ex-staff, when I saw your first comment on this post.

Pray, tell...which best hands did Segun chase away? And how excatly is GTBank a mirage of its old self?? By declaring over a billion Naira in profit for five consecutive years

Let's fold our arms and watch this unfold!

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Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by softwerk(f): 10:43am On Mar 08, 2017

icon8:
You're very ignorant...or just cheeky, at best!

Please yourself!!!

Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by softwerk(f): 10:31am On Mar 08, 2017*

eezeribe:
GTB is always involved in Bad debts... Reminds me of HITV saga.
Those banks will decimate Etisalat Nigeria...
The same way one of them decimated HITV

That is exactly what happens when you think you know too much!!!

Segun Agbaje (MD GTBank) chased away the best hands from the bank after the former MD, Tayo Aderinokun passed on cry

Segun Agbaje is now surrounded by sycophants and ass-lickers that can ONLY tell him what he loves to hear every day to massage his arrogance and obese ego!!!

GTBank is now a mere mirage of its old self cry

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Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot Visits Big Brother Naija Housemates by softwerk(f): 10:06am On Mar 08, 2017

This guy is really feeding well even in this recession shocked

See his face like kpof-kpof grin

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Celebrities › BBNaija: Trending Throwback Photo Of Kemen (Before The Muscles) by softwerk(op): 9:52am On Mar 08, 2017

See trending throwback photo of Kemen of BBNaija grin

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Business › Re: Three Banks To Take Over Etisalat Nigeria Over N541.8 Billion Debt by softwerk(f): 9:04am On Mar 08, 2017*

GTBank has entered one-chance with Etisalat!

Their golden goose has suddenly started laying rotten eggs grin

Loan syndication can be so messy (See how a bank's biggest customer suddenly becomes their biggest headache)!!! grin

Now they realize their Foreign Backed Guaranty Bond was just a mere paper (Etisalat Abu Dhabi, UAE will never come to their rescue in this pathetic business climate) embarassed

This may just be the end of the bank's romance with Etisalat on their epileptic Retail Banking platforms such as *737* mobile transfers and Easysavers 100% powered by Etisalat grin

Soon all GTBank staff will start selling Etisalat recharge cards with monthly targets grin

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Sports › Re: Man Utd Striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic Banned For 3 Matches For Violent Conduct by softwerk(f): 6:20pm On Mar 07, 2017

Jokes Etc › Funny: Photo Of TBoss With A Bigger Nose Ring by softwerk(op): 4:48pm On Mar 07, 2017*

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Son, Ebenezer (photo) by softwerk(f): 11:47am On Mar 07, 2017

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman's 3-Day Program 'Minister Without Blemish' Starts (Photo) by softwerk(op): 11:22am On Mar 07, 2017

But where is Seun, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 sef?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Son, Ebenezer (photo) by softwerk(f): 11:14am On Mar 07, 2017

That boy resembles 2face just too much huh

Discuss

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Christianity Etc › Apostle Suleman's 3-Day Program 'Minister Without Blemish' Starts (Photo) by softwerk(op): 10:43am On Mar 07, 2017

Apostle Suleiman's official facebook fan page invites you to a 3day International Ministers Program at its International Head Quarters in Auchi, Edo State.

The program was coincidentally tagged "Minister Without Blemish"

Though the real truth of the scandal or blackmail currently battering Apostle Suleiman may never be fully established, I choose to remain neutral on the matter!

He who has not sinned should cast the first stone!

This is an original Piece from Softwerk (All rights reserved! Bloggers please copy and paste with permission) grin

Source:

https://m.facebook.com/WeLoveApostleJohnsonSuleman/photos/a.10150780096000631.461722.159609445630/10154883157465631/?type=3&source=44

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Politics › Re: GEJ Warns International Community To Be Wary Of Lai Mohd's Lies On His FB Page by softwerk(f): 11:18pm On Mar 06, 2017

Lie Mohammed grin

Just disappoint us for ones and tell Nigerians the truth, I swear you won't die, trust me cheesy

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Politics › Re: Bbnaija : Akwa Ibom Assembly Speaker 'onofiok' Supports Kemen by softwerk(f): 9:51pm On Mar 06, 2017

Kaymaxine:
Golden Circle

Which one is Golden Circle again?!
Is that a new premiership stadium? undecided

Politics › Re: Bbnaija : Akwa Ibom Assembly Speaker 'onofiok' Supports Kemen by softwerk(f): 11:41am On Mar 06, 2017

Instead of you to place the guy on suicide watch cry

I wonder which company would ever give Kemen an endorsement deal cry

Tboss you do this one sha!? embarassed

How can one loose a certain priceless assured future while chasing an uncertain N25M and Jeep?! huh

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Dumps Pregnant Stephanie Otobo, Detains Her In Lagos - SR (Pic) by softwerk(f): 11:38am On Mar 06, 2017

According to Miss Otobo, Apostle Suleiman is a spectacularly dissolute man. He once requested her, she said, to bring her friends along for group sex, a request turned down given that there was a plan to get married. grin

These people will never succeed with their wicked blackmail!

Apostle Suleiman is not Kemen angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Dumps Pregnant Stephanie Otobo, Detains Her In Lagos - SR (Pic) by softwerk(f): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2017

They lawyers disclosed that Miss Otobo used to send nude pictures to Apostle Suleiman every Sunday, just before he went on the pulpit. grin

Aunty you can lie oh grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Dumps Pregnant Stephanie Otobo, Detains Her In Lagos - SR (Pic) by softwerk(f): 11:31am On Mar 06, 2017

So strong was the relationship that Apostle Suleiman made a habit of licking Miss Otobo’s body from her toes to her private part any time they wanted to make love ; grin

But your know you are lying sha cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Bovi Reacts To Kemen Disqualification: Beautiful Women Are Downfall Of Great Men by softwerk(f): 11:00am On Mar 06, 2017

If not for greed!

What is stopping the other house mates that genuinely feel bad about Kemen's dismissal from leaving the house and ending the show already?!

Kemen should be placed on suicide watchlist because that guy is scared for life cry

Sex offenders have a permanent data base in America cry

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TV/Movies › Re: Tboss' Family Reacts To Kemen's Sexual Assault On Tboss & His Disqualification by softwerk(f): 10:57am On Mar 06, 2017

TV/Movies › Re: Kemen’s Family Reacts To His Disqualification From Bbnaija Due To Tboss’ Assault by softwerk(f): 8:40am On Mar 06, 2017

Purpletee:
Sue for defamation of character and unlawful justice and watch BBN sue for sexual assault....wonder what our youths are up to this days.

who send you go press orange...teenagers watching this program learn bad attributes from it.

Let them sue abeg!
At least we'll get to see Big Brother's 'real face' in court grin

TV/Movies › Re: BbNaija Housemate, Kemen Disqualified And Evicted From The House by softwerk(f): 7:27pm On Mar 05, 2017

sorom4:
Which State is he from? That State must be dumb!!!

Akwa Ibom Ayaya...?!

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