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This man will never make HEAVEN!!!
Forget that he was named after one of Jesus' Disciples

Buhari will also NEVER forgive this man considering the fact that he searched for a loan as far as China when a Foreign Personal Bank had part of the money in a Kaduna Branch under someone's bed!!!

softwerk:
Please use the current black market rates for your conversions to get the real figure;

$9,800,000.00 at N510 per USD equals N4,998,000,000.00

£74,000.00 at N650 per Pound equals N48,000,000.00

Total Loot: N5,046,100,000.00 (Five Billion, Forty Six Million One Hundred Thousand Naira Only)

N5,046,100,000.00 ÷ 180,000,000 Nigerians (Irrespective of Class, Gender, Religion and Age)

Equals = N28,033,888.00 (Twenty Eight Million, Thirty Three Thousand, Eight Hundred and Eighty Eight Naira Only)



Our common wealth Ohhhh!!!

For those that still think Diezani Allison Maduekwe is a saint when her subordinate could steal this much!!!

Exposed: These are the people behind the scene that have been fighting Magu's confirmation!!!

Please use the current black market rates for your conversions to get the real figure;

$9,800,000.00 at N510 per USD equals N4,998,000,000.00

£74,000.00 at N650 per Pound equals N48,000,000.00

Total Loot: N5,046,100,000.00 (Five Billion, Forty Six Million One Hundred Thousand Naira Only)



Our common wealth Ohhhh!!!

For those that still think Diezani Allison Maduekwe is a saint when her subordinate could steal this much!!!

These are the people behind the scene that have been fighting Magu's confirmation!!!

That is their own dividend of democracy in lieu of the hardship occasioned by the recession created by our clueless leaders?!

It's now survival of the fittest and I fear it ain't over yet

If the Policemen on duty could recommended settlement of the 'Agberos'?!

Persecution?!

Always a dividend of the democracy APC alone provides!!!

How will the guy feed his family now in this recession created by the same APC?

I however blame the guy for being really STUPID; You can't bite the Boobies that feed YOU

I really hope this gesture does NOT embolden other cripples in the country to dare soldiers everywhere

This recession seriously bringing out the ingenuity of the streets!

$9,200,000.00 and £74,000.00 in Cash!!!

I sincerely thought Magu was exaggerating this story yesterday on TV!

What did Nigeria do to the Devil to deserve these calibre of THIEVES abeg?!

Instead of this public disgrace and assault, why didn't she just beg to learn some skills from the poor girl who is obviously better than her in bedroom Calisthenics and Gymnastics so she can satisfy her husband better?

My dear Toyin Aimakhu please forgive and forget!

This man has suffered enough from you already

So he promised you marriage and disappointed you some years ago, NO BIG deal now!

While i'm here still waiting for my own Mohammed Indimi to have a Billionaire Husband and a Multi-Billionaire Father Inlaw and fly private jets so that the likes of Ishilove, Mynd44 and Lalasticlala will take my stories and Loved Up Photos to FP on NL

Though I still don't believe my own Mohammed Indimi is on this NL!

Please which one is Land Ship again?!

I know some haters will soon come after me for this post

This government has already broken the record for 'The Most Anti-Government Protests recorded within 1year in Office'

RIP to this fine soul

But why does Nairaland like posting over 20 pictures on a small story and even repeating some sef

Since I joined this forum Seun, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 have NOT sent me even N100 to buy 30MBS in these hard times

The lie is so obvious he even stammered in the first tweet

This unfolding episode of ONLY a few people claiming they spoke with Buhari reminds me of a story in my secondary school English reader where Ali, deceived an entire village with an invincible gown only Holy Men could see

Even the Igwe of the village wore the gown publicly, he was afraid of being called unholy

And all the village Elders also admired the beautiful gown on the Igwe! Even though ALL could clearly see a dark sack containing 2 small eggs dangling behind a miniature 3rd Leg?!

I sincerely understand how you feel my dear brother!

My friend once tried Ogbomosho weed some months ago and felt the same way for 2 straight days!

Only God saved him

Has this boy passed even Junior WAEC?!

Small children nowadays are comfortably chewing KOLANUTS meant for elders without remorse!

Dear Lord please blow the Trumpet, Whistle or Talking drum cos we have SEEN it ALL

Congratulations Barr Kenneth Okonkwo after 10years of hardwork at the Oil well!

Very pretty baby, but thank God the boy did not carry his father's Plantain Lips

Those lips are ONLY good for one thing, that is for...........Haba, this my MTN 30MBS don finish just now now?!

How do I complete what I was saying now?

Guys that can cook well are a devine blessing to their women

Some men do not know how much energy a woman spends just cooking their dinner every evening

Each evening my man cooks for me, he reserves my strength for incredible calisthenic and gymnastic displays that night in bed

BraniacX:
Regular, irregular, disregulated sex! I'm your man

She haute buh she ain't gat naffin on u your royal yanshesty

In Orezi's voice............

see your baka be like toolz

Follow me come i'll pay your dues

Mumu talk identified!

tabisegroup:
The fact is dat deep inside u..ur scared. Well i don't make noise about it shaa but don't dare to try I beg of u

Send me your personal mobile number. If you are based in Lagos Island then you might just be in luck this weekend!

tabisegroup:
From ur profile pic, I don't believe u can last long in bed

Are you man enough calling me out for a challenge!

teebillz:
How regular is regular sex?

At least 2wice in 24hours

I prefer 2 rounds of hot passionate sex just before bed at night and an early morning quickie before we both take our bath together to go to work!

Works better than coffee! It keeps the mind open, active and dispassionate all day!

Hmmmmmm, seeing these pictures marriage just dey hungry me

Can't wait to start having regular sex (In Linda Ikeji's voice)

Congratulations Yvonne!!!

If you really want your home to work, please keep your family life private

Learn from the likes of Tontolet, Tiwa, Jenifa, Ini Edo, Chiege Alisigwe, Ayo Adesanya, Monalisa Chinda, Chika Ike, Stephanie Okereke, Lola Alao, Agatha Amata, Laide Bakare, Regina Askia, Eucharia, Kate Henshaw, Shan George, Stella Damascus, Jackie Appiah, Juliet Ibrahim......

The list is endless!

Softwerk and Ibrahim Indimi In Loved Up Honey Moon Photos In Paris

Also see their Hot Uncensored Bedroom Pics Below (I wonder why the Husband looks so drained of Energy)

www.forbes.com/lifeoftherichandfamous

Money Laundering Allegations?!

How did this guy offend them in the first instance?!

But why always GTBank sef?!