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RomanceRe: Small Boy Breaks The Internet On Vals Day With 2 Lovely Girls!!! (Photo) by softwerk(op): 1:17pm On Feb 15, 2017
huh

RomanceSmall Boy Breaks The Internet On Vals Day With 2 Lovely Girls!!! (Photo) by softwerk(op): 1:12pm On Feb 15, 2017
Just came across this on an FB page grin

I'm sure he's an apprentice of The Trump from the way he's grabbing themgrin

RomanceRe: My Cassava Always Rise And Refuse To Come Down, Whats Is The Meaning(pic) by softwerk(f): 11:05am On Feb 15, 2017
You need Jesus sad
RomanceRe: Lady Buys PS4 For Her Boyfriend For Val (photos) by softwerk(f): 10:58am On Feb 15, 2017
And to think that I didn't make any noise about buying my Val a Suzuki 6000 HP Turbo Charged Power Bike yesterday?! embarassed

People can talk sha huh

RomanceRe: Tonto Dike's Husband Allerged Girlfriend (pics ) by softwerk(f): 10:49am On Feb 15, 2017
nnadychuks:
I will be FTC of 50 posts today
Abeg don't waste your precious time today! NL pays no dime for FTC or FP huh
Health10 Common Habits That Damage Your Kidneys (Photo) by softwerk(op): 10:29am On Feb 15, 2017
I found this very educating and thought to share with you.

Deaths from kidney related illnesses and damages have been common of recent in Nigeria.

Better to live well than pay the doctor!

Sissy3 and dominique please move this to save someone tomorrow.

CelebritiesRe: Davido's Valentine's Gift To His Daughter, Imade: Naira Notes & Flower (Pics) by softwerk(f): 1:01am On Feb 15, 2017
And this made front page?! shocked

So what now happened after he gave her the money did it reduce the price of a bag of rice in the market?! huh

Abeg let us hear word!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Celebrate Valentine's Day With Their Loved Ones by softwerk(f): 12:56am On Feb 15, 2017
And where is Lalasticlala and his lover the 'Snake' thread?! grin
BusinessRe: Have You Ever Seen One Naira Note Before? by softwerk(f): 8:17pm On Feb 14, 2017
I can't even remember the dead guys name on this note huh grin

The labour of this hero past was definitely in vain!

Arise O living compatriots! The time to act is now!
FashionRe: Awesome Ways To Use Your Old Jeans in this recession (pictures) by softwerk(f): 8:10pm On Feb 14, 2017
Awesomely impressive kiss

Only my brother's across the bridge could be this creative kiss

Love you guys to the moon and back kiss
PoliticsRe: Protesters Storm Benin City Streets, Call For Revocation Of Bedc's License (pics by softwerk(f):
This is just a mere waste of time as usual angry

All previous administrations headed by even intellectuals failed in resolving our long standing 'spiritual' power problem grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady In Australia Got A Car From Her Husband As Val Gift (Photos) by softwerk(f): 9:58am On Feb 14, 2017
And our Nigerian boys are here giving excuses mtshew embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Gifty Says She Doesn’t Know Who Falz The Bahd Guy Is by softwerk(f): 9:55am On Feb 14, 2017
You don't know Falz the bad guy but you know Simi huh

This gal sabi lie sha shocked
TV/MoviesRe: Refined Pornography: The Shame Of Watching Big Brother Naija by softwerk(f):
Is this write up your school project?! grin

So much venom; you must really hate the show shocked
SportsRe: Messi, Ronaldo, Zidane To Storm Abuja by softwerk(f):
Finally, i'll get to catch that my toaster that claims to be Cristiano Ronaldo on Facebook red handed grin
PoliticsRe: CNN Confirms Trump Called Buhari (photo) by softwerk(f): 9:43pm On Feb 13, 2017
hammerF:
True talk, i know believe say na ur ukwu be that for ya profile. cheesy
Abeg leave my Ukwu alone for me. Send your shout-out to my mother tongue
RomanceRe: A Lonely Lady's Bad Prayer For Valentine Lovers Tomorrow by softwerk(f):
Words of a serially broken heart cry

If this lady had the keys to heaven I swear nobody will enter huh

Every day should be a Vals day for real and matured lovers only small boys and girls kill themselves over Feb 14th!

PoliticsRe: CNN Confirms Trump Called Buhari (photo) by softwerk(f): 9:36pm On Feb 13, 2017
hammerF:
photoshop
Nigerians with unbelief; making doubting Thomas look like a learner grin
CelebritiesRe: Comedian MC Worthy Is Dead (Photos) by softwerk(f):
RIP!!!

Some people will think that he's really dead, maybe just one of his comedy skits cry
FashionRe: Adele Grammys Red Carpet Photos 2017 by softwerk(f): 1:18am On Feb 13, 2017
I so love Adele, Big, Bold, Beautiful and Super talented! kiss
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Holds Thanksgiving Service Over Freedom From London Prison (Photos) by softwerk(f):
I hope he was allowed to share his testimony in the land of the livinggrin

I guess the former NNPC GMD Andrew will also go for his own thanksgiving after his jail term! grin

What have we done to deserve these kind of Leaders and Churches Sef huh cry

CelebritiesRe: Big Brother Naija Update - When Coco Ice And Bsssey Did It by softwerk(f): 12:45pm On Feb 12, 2017
EMEKA1MILLION:
criticizing the show but you know the names of every house mate and their personalities! Talk about hypocrisy shocked shocked
I guess i'm above 18. I'm only concerned about our younger ones that were still awake and made to watch such reprobates on TV.
CelebritiesRe: Big Brother Naija Update - When Coco Ice And Bsssey Did It by softwerk(f): 1:55am On Feb 12, 2017
The truth and dare game was really raw coupled with the alcohol and I sincerely call for a shut down of this very immoral TV show that has added no single value to our country! Worse off was the DJ's stupidity to play an anti-government song like an IPOD member! huh

Cocoice seems to have valid ongoing experience with running a brothel while I may not be wrong to conclude that Gifty is a Lesbian as ALL her dare instructions were always daring girls to kiss other girls for which she got corrected several times with her very FAKE accent and self. shocked

Efe forming drunken master from just 3 bottles of Legend and speaking endless annoying profanity on live TV like say Warri boys ever get drunk?! grin

See TTT pressing Bisola's yansh and B'oobs like it's a primary school homework! shocked

Bisola also enjoying french kisses from married men. Someone even attempted sucking Kemen's joystick on live national TV!

I bet you that Afrocandy is already taking names after tonight's show! lipsrsealed

The show was still going on like 1hour ago before I went to bed!

Now my eyes are heavy but I can't find sleep at 1am on a Sunday morning Abeg na who send me work And to think that i'm supposed to be in church in less than 8hours to lift up holy hands just taya me sef?!
TV/MoviesRe: Housemates Sing Femi Kuti's 'Sorry For Nigeria" On Big Brother Naija by softwerk(f): 1:28am On Feb 12, 2017
Bishops10:
I heard there was Suc.king of Ni.p.ple is it truehuh?
Yes oh my brother even worse things I cannot mention on this forum. shocked shocked shocked

The truth and dare game was really raw coupled with the alcohol and I sincerely call for a shut down of this very immoral TV show that has added no single value to our country! Worse off was the DJ's stupidity to play an anti-government song like an IPOD member!

Cocoice seems to have valid ongoing experience with running a brothel while I may not be wrong to conclude that Gifty is a Lesbian as ALL her dare instructions were always daring girls to kiss other girls for which she got corrected several times with her very FAKE accent and self.

Efe forming drunken master from just 3 bottles of Legend and speaking endless annoying profanity on live TV like say Warri boys ever get drunk?! cheesy

See TTT pressing Bisola's yansh and B'oobs like it's a primary school homework!

Bisola also enjoying french kisses from married men. Someone even attempted sucking Kemen's joystick on live national TV! shocked

I bet you that Afrocandy is already taking names after tonight's show!

The show was still going on like 30mins ago before I went to bed!

Now my eyes are heavy but I can't find sleep at 1am on a Sunday morning embarassed Abeg na who send me work huh And to think that i'm supposed to be in church in less than 8hours to lift up holy hands just taya me sef?!
TV/MoviesRe: Housemates Sing Femi Kuti's 'Sorry For Nigeria" On Big Brother Naija by softwerk(f):
Bishops10:
I heard there was Suc.king of Ni.p.ple is it truehuh?
lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Akwa Ibom State Spends N1m On Billboard Ads To Support Big Brother Naija Kemen by softwerk(f): 4:33pm On Feb 11, 2017
Kemen, I really love this guys broad chest and big muscles kiss

His thick lips though; ONLY suitable for one particular function lipsrsealed angry
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Huge Billboard Of Kemen In Akwa Ibom State by softwerk(f): 4:23pm On Feb 11, 2017
Kemen, I really love this guys broad chest and big muscles kiss kiss

His thick lips though; ONLY suitable for one particular function grin
RomanceRe: 18+ Guys How Do One Handle This Situation? by softwerk(f): 4:13pm On Feb 11, 2017
Please have some decency and remove this post. I don't think this even qualifies in the Sexuality section. Gosh lipsrsealedundecided
PoliticsRe: See Infographic Of What Recovered $9.8m From Former GMD NNPC Yakubu Can Do by softwerk(f): 4:00pm On Feb 11, 2017
Abeg my dear no vex. Na vex I dey vex take commit the mistake. I actually made C6 in WAEC maths while NECO seize my maths result where I believe I made A1 grin


sekem:
Chai

Dis one na itiboribo calculation

E be like say na F9 you get for WAEC mathematics?

N5,046,100,000.00 ÷ 180,000,000 = N28.03

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