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Don't worry your self my brother. Not all the funds will be 'spended' during the year.

The balance will then be properly 'spended' as intervention funds

Absolute nonsense!

Na the first one God dey hear.

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Let her go and marry the pastor. At least she will get to drive the car as the pastor's wife or concubine.

Man must wack afterall!

Haba! This man still plays football?

He must be 58years old by now.

A woman in Australia called a snake catcher to her house after spotting a deadly serpent imitating a tinsel on her Christmas tree.

Barry Goldsmith posted a photo to his Snake Catcher Victoria Australia page on Facebook showing the tiger snake found wrapped around her Christmas tree.

“She didn’t panic, she just took a photo and sent it to the snake catcher, me, and 20 minutes later I had the little bugger in a bag,” he wrote on Facebook.
Goldsmith said Cheryl did the right thing, as the situation could easily have lead to a Christmas of tragedy.

“The snake is among the most dangerous of Australia,” Goldsmith told CNN.

“Cheryl did exactly what she was supposed to do,” he said. “She closed the door, put a towel underneath and called me.”


http://edition.cnn.com/2016/12/19/asia/australia-snake-christmas-tree-trnd/index.html

The Odidimadi 1 of Africa!!!

In other news: GEJ on the run.

Goose, sheep, dogs, pigs, and cows have all been raped in South Africa. Yes, forced sexual relations between humans and animal isn’t new to the country. Recently, BuzzSouthAfrica reported about an SA man caught pants down raping a lame goose. Aside that, some Grahamstown youths were once busted gang raping a dog. In Mpumalanga, another man was shot while resisting arrest when he was caught making love to a pig. See Also: Police Constable Rapes And Blasts His Brains Out With Official Firearm  We all read about the Pretoria woman guilty of having sex with two dogs. Like we did the Transkei man jailed for 12 month without option for fine when he sexed a sheep. That’s not all, a Free State farm worker was arrested when he was nabbed with his trousers down his knees mating a cow. Now, three SA boys are set to face criminal charges of animal cruelty for gang-raping a dog in Hebron, north of Pretoria. The boys reportedly borrowed the dog for a hunting trip only to gang-rape the creature.

Confirming this, SPCA spokesperson Michael Motloung related that criminal charges of animal cruelty have been laid against the boys. “We have opened a case against the three boys and the police are now handling the matter and taking it forward,” Motloung said. With that, he related that the boys recently asked the owner of the dog to allow them take the dog along on a hunting trip.

“We only got to know of their actions after one of them told a friend at school last week. The school called the dog owner and their parents. That’s when they all confessed to committing the crime,” Motloung related.

Read more: http://buzzsouthafrica.com/sa-boys-gang-raping-a-dog/

Wow she's beautifully gorgeous!!!
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I was actually making reference to the car

Show-off

Cheap propaganda!

This goat still never receive sense, I pity your level of idiocy!!!

MReloaded:
I know you typed all the trash above with your senses switched off. If you have nothing meaningful to contribute here kindly remove yourself from the thread

I really wonder why you guys whine and mourn over bans from nairaland mods

It beats my comprehension!

There are rules on nairaland and breaking the rules attract penalties.

But if you think the forum and it's mods are being unfair to you why not leave nairaland?

Is it by force to post topics and comment all day on nairaland?

Are there no other options?

Why not even go ahead and establish your own forum?!

Don't ever allow other people limit your abilities and confine you to spaces.

Get smarter my guy! You may just be older than Seun and all those mods you despise so much for treating you like thrash.

Go to China and see small-small boys opening their own soft ware companies!!!

I just hope Oga Mark 'Jazzy' Angel is not taking undue advantage of this child's talent and family?!

And I also hope she still values school because no fame lasts forever. If you think i'm lying ask one of the following:

Tony Tetuila

Danfo Drivers

Daddy Showkey

Black Face

Mallam Spicy ETC

Thank God you removed your wisdom tooth ...It wasn't helping after all.

Now Jamil will grow older with a very foolish mother

..........quickly runs out of thread.

And they are both wearing diapers under those lovely suits to trap leaking fluids from their over stretched anuses that need stitching

FFK

I really don't fancy slim girls or so-called models with body shapes like starving people in IDP camps.

I prefer curvy girls with flesh that can make a man shout Hallelujah when he climaxes in the doggy position

I have nothing to say

I reserve my comment

Recession is just a word after all

So you expect me to spend the next 30mins of my life reading this story, that you may have not read yourself?!

Some people no get conscience

Why hide their faces when every body else in the church saw their faces already?

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I hope that stupid boy didn't give her AIDS in that Big Brother House?!

She absolutely ripe for motherhood. She's the choice of a sharp guy that has said no to 'bore-holes' and yes to chastity!

No argument, this one met her husband a virgin, has never been to a club or smoked shisha!

#Teamcatchthemyoung
#Nomoreboreholesforwives

Instead of this 'distressed' bank to keep their N5million to add to their salary bill this month dem dey form entrepreneurial support!

The truth will however not stay hidden longer than 1st QTR 2017

Exceptional!

Love your work Mo Abudu!

You never fail to standout, every TV program on your Ebony Life TV has been a hit back-to-back from The Governor, to Sons of the Caliphate!

I truly love Mo Abudu, she's the difference between Nollywood and Nollywood

See wonderful achievement. Our own na only 'cucumber' dem sabi

The crime no get name?!

By the way, why should a grown man knell before another man?!

Source or pics or idonbilivit