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CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: This Guy Has Broken The Remaining Part Of The Internet With These Pics by softwerk(f): 6:48pm On Jan 14, 2017
shocked
AdvertsRe: Looking For Paid Nigerian Article And Story Writers For Forum by softwerk(f): 5:45pm On Jan 14, 2017
I'm interested my brother!

I've made front page severally and FTC uncountably with thousands of likes and shares on this forum yet nobody has paid me a dime till date despite all my contributions.

If I should help your forum and get paid, I won't be committing a crime grin

Please send me details and watch magic happen on your forum especially with my social media followership!
Christianity EtcRe: UNIUYO Female Student Who Died In Reigners Church Collapse Buried Amidst Tears by softwerk(f):
StupidYorubaFool:
will you shut up?

Ode
Dear StupidYorubafool,

I already feel silly replying your comment.

If you however do not have respect for your ancestors at least show some respect for your elders.

I may be the oldest man on Nairaland today because I support Seun's vision just like somebody like your STUPID self will support my grand-sons vision tomorrow.

If you ever have any issue with my comments in the future, please PM me first and let's talk about it like an IDIOTIC son will to a loving father before you display your FOOLY on the public forum.

Please let me know when you sober up from the euphoria of your unfrozen mavros on MMM today then maybe i'll consider accepting your apology.

Regards
Christianity EtcRe: UNIUYO Female Student Who Died In Reigners Church Collapse Buried Amidst Tears by softwerk(f):
nairaman66:
You are a terrible liar! Cant you automatically skip any topic you read "Burial", "Graphic" etc! Please stop this your tantrum and grow up. Better still you visit vanguard! And read their child/cartoon stories over there! If you cant take the heat... You know the rest!
Dear Nairaman66,

If you do not have respect for your ancestors at least show some respect for your elders.

I may be the oldest man on Nairaland today because I support Seun's vision just like somebody like your STUPID self will support my grand-sons vision tomorrow.

If you ever have any issue with my comments in the future, please PM me first and let's talk about it like an IDIOTIC son will to a loving father before you display your FOOLY on the public forum.

Please let me know when you sober up from the euphoria of your unfrozen mavros on MMM today then maybe i'll consider accepting your apology.

Regards
Christianity EtcRe: UNIUYO Female Student Who Died In Reigners Church Collapse Buried Amidst Tears by softwerk(f): 8:53pm On Jan 13, 2017
Must you people always show the corpse on this forum. I hate seeing dead bodies being disrespected on Nairaland!

Don't you feel the pains of the victim's family especially on seeing this now permanently on the Internet courtesy of Nairaland?! huh huh cry

Seun, please correct your mods and take a stand on this once and for all.
RomanceRe: Lady Goes Nude In Stadium During A Live Soccer Match by softwerk(f): 4:48pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ten years from now this same lady will be at Shiloh shouting "My case is different" shocked shocked

Very dehumanizing action! cry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Buys 'A Board' Packaged As 55 Inches TV On Facebook (photos) by softwerk(f): 4:43pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shocked shocked shocked shocked

What kind of nonsense is this huh cry

In these hard times?!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Marriage About To Crash Over Cheating Allegation - 9jaflaver News by softwerk(f): 3:13pm On Jan 13, 2017
I'm sure the guy 'Mosquehill' can no longer understand the elasticity of the milky way after child birth and decided to explore this beautiful galaxy of Marykay and Extreme Glow! shocked grin

Sorry my dear Tonto, but can you see what jumping from one man to the other both in real life and film dey cause?! cry

E no go better for home breakers sha!! cry
CelebritiesRe: Lady Puts Two Guys On Leash In #PrettyMikeChallenge by softwerk(f): 3:04pm On Jan 13, 2017
Weldon ohh shocked huh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Gambia For Peace Talks With Jammeh (Photos) by softwerk(f): 2:56pm On Jan 13, 2017
I thought this Gambian man has both insulted and warned Buhari and others to stay clear and mind their own businesses?!

The last time I checked Nigeria had more Political prisoners and issues to deal with than any other African country!

Without Prejudice lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Marriage About To Crash Over Cheating Allegation - 9jaflaver News by softwerk(f): 2:44pm On Jan 13, 2017
See the man there looking innocent, meanwhile he did it! lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Davido With Gabon President To Sound Check The AFCON System (pics,vid) by softwerk(f): 2:37pm On Jan 13, 2017
What is he going to sing at Gabon?! huh

Dele na my boi or Me I go take your iyawo?! grin
CelebritiesRe: Check Out Photo Of The Lady Tonto Dikeh's Husband Was Allegedly Sleeping With by softwerk(f): 2:32pm On Jan 13, 2017
I'm sure the guy 'Mosquehill' can no longer understand the elasticity of the milky way after child birth and decided to explore this beautiful galaxy of Marykay and Extreme Glow! shocked huh

Sorry my dear Tonto, but can you see what jumping from one man to the other both in real life and film dey cause?! cry

E no go better for home breakers sha!!!
PoliticsRe: Court Convicts Fuel Subsidy Suspects by softwerk(f): 2:21pm On Jan 13, 2017
And Otedola and Ifeanyi Ubah are walking free shocked shocked huh cry

Buhari will NEVER go unpunished!
CelebritiesRe: Actress, Victoria Inyama Is Not Happy With Tonto Dikeh’s Apology by softwerk(f): 2:19pm On Jan 13, 2017
And who is Victoria 'Nyamayama' again?! huh

Why add fuel to a matter when been don cool down?

Blessed are the Peace makers, for they shall be called the children of God!
FamilyRe: Mother Of Triplets Who Died After Delivery Buried In Edo State (photos) by softwerk(f): 2:12pm On Jan 13, 2017
Really very SAD......... cry

But must you picture the dead woman in her casket for us to believe she actually died?!

Please let's show some respect to the dead.
SportsRe: The New NPFL Referees Kit For The 2016/2017 Season (photos) by softwerk(f): 11:11pm On Jan 12, 2017
It's not by changing their jersey.....Angry players will still beat them as usual after every match even though they wear military camouflage grin
Christianity EtcRe: Lord, If It’s Your Will To Break Up Nigeria, Break It Now – Oyedepo by softwerk(f): 10:31pm On Jan 12, 2017
This is serious ohh shocked
InvestmentMy Secret Plans For MMM On January 14th by softwerk(op): 9:59pm On Jan 12, 2017
A wise old man from my village once told me that; 'Ojuju wen too quiet na him grass dey grow cover'

The same old man on that same day also rold me that; 'Pickin wen snake don bite before, go see earthworm and run'

Ever since MMm was introduced in Nigeria, I was not particularly optimistic about the credibility of the forum like every other Ponzi scheme. However, close friends of mine were cashing out on a regular basis and living flamboyant lifestyles with the alternative income source!

The truth be told and to cut the long sad story short, I gave-in to the pressure and enticement and pledged 100K after I was registered by 'force' by one of my brothers. This was in the last week of November 2016 and I was expecting to 'harvest' my investment for the Christmas celebration. 

But the reality of frozen mavros only set in after I had paid out my pledged 100K even though i was already confirmed to GH the next day.

I was ‎however been reliably informed that at the struck of 12midnight on January 14th, 2017 it will be on first-come first-serve basis to GH on confirmed Mavros.

I hope to go to bed early to enable me wake up at 11:45pm. I also have bought a fresh bottle of aboniki balm in case i‎ feel sleepy along the line. I have bought fuel for my generator and bought fresh data on my MTN and Airtel browsing lines. Just in case.

I have to beat the traffic and someone has to pay before dawn after enduring so much from Mr Mavrodi.‎

I must get back my money by fire by force that night!!!‎
CelebritiesRe: If I Don't Talk To My Bae In A Day I Will Take My Life-bobrisky by softwerk(f): 1:13pm On Jan 10, 2017
Hmmmm lipsrsealed

Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout This Warning Banner Pictured In Ado-ekiti by softwerk(f): 1:09pm On Jan 10, 2017
Only in Ekiti grin
Jokes EtcWhen You Hug A Girl That Wears Too Much Make-up (Photo) by softwerk(op): 12:05am On Jan 10, 2017
grin

Jokes EtcHow Many 'Ripe' Paw-Paw Fruits Can You See?! (Photo) by softwerk(op): 10:38pm On Jan 09, 2017
Real Brain Teaser grin

AutosRe: Two Months Used 06 Toyota Matrix at NGN 1.7M Call at 08055429185 by softwerk(f): 3:31pm On Jan 09, 2017
How much?
Foreign AffairsRe: Akufo-addo Sworn In As President Of Ghana by softwerk(f):
huh
Foreign AffairsASP by softwerk(op):
huh huh huh
CelebritiesRe: SEE Photos Of Dismissed Policemen Who Supported ‘wike’ With Firearms During Rive by softwerk(f): 6:32pm On Jan 06, 2017
These men should not feel bad at all.

Wike has the capacity to employ them into his private killer squad! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Rescued Chibok Girl, Rakiya Abubakar With Her Baby (Photo) by softwerk(f): 11:42pm On Jan 05, 2017
If you are truly abroad like you claim, then I guess you've been away for far too long to understand!!!


Organs:
Softwerk: Chibok happened under GEJ, so who lied GEJ or Buharihuh now Patience cried and said dia ris God oh and spoke with parents, who lied? GEJ, Patience or Buhari, Boko haram released video of kidnapped chibok girls, who lied, boko haram, gej, buhari or maybe the video lied about itself, also, international press, CNN, BBC, VOA, RT, all are in NE reporting on the chibok girls issue its being reported on all the world major news networks, now who is lying?? CNN, BBC, VOA or Buhari, GEJ, or Naija newshuh Now girls continue to be rescued and you say its their impoverished relationshuh Bros, i live in the USA, there are students in that same secondary school that witnessed the kidnap in JSS! through SS2 and are on scholarships all over the world. It is sad when you have people from USA, Britain, Canada, doing volunteer work in Nigeria, in Maiduguri having stories of each girl working with so many humanitarian organizations talking to families etc then you have people like you that sit on your lazy ass has never travelled to that region, has never spoken to someone that spoke to someone that spoke to someone..(dont care how long the chain) that is directly involved e.g soldiers, aid workers, does not watch major news to understand the vetting process before news articles are aired, does not even use computer search engines, but just sit and type lies, lies all based on your interpretation of dem say, dem say story in your little brain, yet you call yourself educated....
InvestmentRe: Best And Worst Stocks Of 2016 - Easykobo by softwerk(f): 8:32pm On Jan 05, 2017
CAVERTON....One bad stock broker that has watched 'The Wolf of Wallstreet' played a fast one grin huh
PoliticsRe: Rescued Chibok Girl, Rakiya Abubakar With Her Baby (Photo) by softwerk(f): 5:59pm On Jan 05, 2017
Super Story Episode 4 huh huh

These people keep bringing out their impoverished relations to present as rescued Chibok girls. SS 3 girls writing Physics, WAEC but cannot speak English when interviewed whereas their old uneducated parents speak comprehensible English to reporters.

I will keep looking with my activated 'Goat Eyes' but Buhari will never go unpunished cry cry cry

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