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Literature › Re: The Handsome Boy's Miseries�� by softy(m): 4:14pm On Apr 05, 2024

Gbagaun.....!!!

Yo, Softy in the buildiiiiiiin!
More great to ur elbow..... Pen Black son of Luther!

Thanks for your call.

Properties › Re: Nigerchin, Kabelmetal And Coleman Cables, by softy(m): 5:39am On Apr 05, 2024

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Health › Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by softy(m): 11:45pm On Mar 23, 2024

Chimarto:
Did God fail in His engineering? You people self

No. God has never failed.

I am not generalising....some women are doing great in life but for those who like telling God that He is foolish and His design is always faulty, have this submission from me below:

God did not fail, but women do fail God. They love to alter everything God created. They hate anything called "Cycle" it is naturally input into them since the days of eating apple by the Serpent to be perpetually and condescendingly unreasonable.

First, God gave them a whole Garden of Eden, women disappointed God by eating that thing that is forbidden. All the fruits in the garden did not satisfy her. I pity men who simp to satisfy woman. God Self no dey satisfy them, according to their myopic reasoning.

2. God gave them the followings, they change them all.

1. Eye lashes, changed to pencil liner.
2. Alters good body part arrangement, they change bombom, breast, thigh, through implants, even piercing of vagina, piercing of tongue, multiple, piercing in the ear, piercing of their skin near their umbilical cords, and facial construction, lip with lipstick, face with different demonic and smelling products which later altar their skins natural condition, continue wasting away, looking for anti-aging procedures, womb extraction, reduction of ribs (highly possessed procedures).

Women always run faster than God. If not, she would wait for 50 yrs at least, before menopause sets in naturally. If she is very lucky, at 40, menopause will set in.

I believe removing woman's uterus will lead to very complicated issues, especially when the uterus has no initial problem. The essence of womb in woman is not only for menstruation cycle. That uterus also work with your hormones, as a woman, to really make you a female gender[/b].

Life is not fair sha. Some women are terribly regretting while they do not have womb anymore due to their past, or present. Here we have someone that could not find alternative solutions to her medical condition.

For this lady to have come out like this, her conscience (that silent voice that use to Advise against our perceived strong wish but negative need) would have corrected her....even some of her friends, her family and enemies. Looking for "respective and good advise" here and there!

But she will not hear. She must be put to silence by her ill-will. She must be put out of her misery.

Gen Z with arbitrary solutions.

I don't care if anyone opposes my stand. I will ignore negative vibes to this my submission.
This is solely my opinion, and stand on it.

Menstruation pains always have different and alternative solutions.
She may be having another underlying medical factors that could be causing that problem for her. But she will not investigate. She just want to remove it. Then later in life transferring aggression to other women who care not to remove their wombs but patiently gave birth. [color=#006600][/color]

If women has means to create artificial sperms, they wouldn't care about marriage.

Politics › Re: Again, House Of Reps Passes Nigerian Peace Corps Bill by softy(m): 11:25am On Mar 01, 2024

integrity16:
Good! And then you want to add another corruption in the name of Peace corps to an already existing corruption plaguing this country. R u serious at all?

I am very serious.........! Stop taking things personal...., ok?

Peace Corps is needed as one of the major means of reducing unemployment in Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Again, House Of Reps Passes Nigerian Peace Corps Bill by softy(m): 10:07am On Mar 01, 2024

integrity16:
The civil service is already over bloated. We don't need peace corps. Would peace corps bring down the value of Naira?

I disagree with you. may be you meant that the civil service is over bloated with corruption.

Politics › Re: Again, House Of Reps Passes Nigerian Peace Corps Bill by softy(m): 3:27pm On Feb 29, 2024

1972xy:
Peace corps is not what Nigeria need at the moment. We don't need it. Instead, Nigeria should strengthened her security outfits;the police, the army, navy etc. and even the guguru defence.

What do we need to engage our teeming youths who are not employed presently

Politics › Re: Again, House Of Reps Passes Nigerian Peace Corps Bill by softy(m): 3:23pm On Feb 29, 2024

I read some comments above, I was so pitiful of how some of us think in variance to strategic way to development and growth of our dear nation. Even some of the unemployed are against peace corps bill.

Some few comments made by some youths and adults who are presently employed are crazy and wrong. Do we prefer politicians stealing our common wealth rather than channeling it towards our youths being employed.....instead of making them idle for years without direction. Peace corps will create employment opportunities to the idle youths....and spontaneously reduce evil vices such as olosho, hook-up and yahoo trades.

Posts like these would reduced drastically in our society:
https://www.nairaland.com/8015423/nigerian-lady-warns-girls-doing.

https://www.nairaland.com/8014755/courts-sentence-31-yahoo-boys#128683625

This is how some of us did when Buhari was there, shortsightedly.

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Politics › Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by softy(m): 5:44pm On Feb 17, 2024

Samunique:
I was going to ask about Imo state, you see that state is damn too expensive .

Imo State, Abia, Enugu, ANAMBRA are crazily expensive.

That of Enugu is like a curse mingled with hostility.....

Anambra, Edo, Ebonyi states feed Enugu State

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Politics › Re: FG Summons Dangote, BUA Over Rising Cost Of Cement by softy(m): 5:19pm On Feb 17, 2024

Ezewuzie01:
Why can't Ibeto or any other wealthy Igbo or group pool resources together to revitalize the Nkalagu cement to free Igbos from the Fulani cement mafia? Igbos like coming to social media to complain about everything and blame other tribes when we haven't done our homework.

In some quarters' opinion: adulterated and very low quality will be produced and pushed to the market by the people you just mentioned above, therefore causing a lot of calamity, futuristic problem such as incessant breaking of construction works etc. You can infer this opinion from fake electronics, fake beer, fake petrol, fake fan, fake juice, fake wine, fake baterries, fake pregnancy , fake hospital, fake money, fake occupation, fake life, fake malt, e.t.c., that we know them for, in the name of doing business!

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Romance › Re: Police Arrest 2 For Having Sex In Police College Church In Maiduguri (pic) by softy(m): 10:21am On Feb 13, 2024

superCleanworks:
If na Christians go dey smash for mosque, there would be no arrest because they would have been transferred to the other world.

They would have been burnt to death, even the police would not be able to recognize the carcass!

Romance › Re: Police Arrest 2 For Having Sex In Police College Church In Maiduguri (pic) by softy(m): 10:13am On Feb 13, 2024

thesicilian:
Lol.
See the way she's all covered up in her ninja attire, you'd think these girls have never even heard of d!ck in their lives before. Not knowing that they'd pull everything for just 1k

But seriously sha,

They were obviously not having the sex in public or in the presence of others, and being a "house of God" anybody can go in at any time as long as the place is not locked (no breaking and entry).

So what exactly is their offence?

Instead of the reverend to reprimand them and use the opportunity to try and lead them to Christ, he is handing them over to the police.

These people are muslims for Christ sake. What would muslims do to both, if both were Christians and were caught in the mosque?

Yes, God himself fights for Christians, but that does not mean we should defile the church, where people worship.

About leading them to Christ, is that what would fill your emotional bucket at instant you catch them?

The culprits knew what they were doing EXACTLY....especially in that volatile environment....

We should all be wise!

'They were obviously not having the sex in public or in the presence of others, and being a "house of God" anybody can go in at any time as long as the place is not locked (no breaking and entry).'.......I disagree with you.....so anybody can just do anything he or she likes in the house of worship (mosque, shrine, church)......?

Career › Re: A Nairalander Graduates From Flying School. by softy(m): 10:32am On Dec 16, 2023

Mide3367:
I am grateful to God for how far he has brought me. I thank God for success in my program at the Nigerian college of aviation technology, zaria. Thanks to my mom, siblings, friends and family for prayers, support.. I am super grateful to everyone.. Congratulations 🎊 to me as i got my flying wings today. If you meet me on board your next flight in the nearest future. I want you to know that NCAT has trained and drilled me in both written and drills examinations. Seat back, relax and enjoy your flight as your safety first then comfort is my priority.

What of thanking your Dad, too??

Was he not there for you or he is late?

Politics › Re: Meet Prince Ekaladerhan Of Benin, Popularly Known As Oduduwa by softy(m): 2:48pm On Dec 01, 2023

lexylaw40:
Meet Prince Ekaladerhan of Benin, popularly known as Oduduwa
infopowerng.comNov 30, 2023 11:37 PM
Meet Prince Ekaladerhan of Benin, popularly known as Oduduwa
Go and read the history book 📖 there was a prophesy that a man will come from foreign land to save ife from the great Oyó Empire.

Ikaladeran the crown prince of Bini who left his kingdom with his full entourage was found in the forest of ife by hunters in his full regalia

He was taken to the town and treated with respect and given a warm welcome, it was then he said “Izoduwa” meaning “I have reached home” they didn’t understand what he said because he was speaking Bini language. So all they heard was Oduduwa and that how his name came about.

He helped them win their freedom from Oyo empire and was made king afterwards, he got married and had children. Many years later he was asked to come back and rule his people, he refused because of the dispute he had with them that made him leave in the first place.

After much pressure he told them he is already an established king in ife with wives and children that it’s imposible to leave so he sent his 7th son Oromiyan to rule in his place because he was the only son not married as at then. As the Oba of Benin MUST marry a Bini princes.

Before now the kings in Bini kingdom are called Ogiso not Oba, Oromiyan who came to the palace through Useh was given a wife by the leader in Useh community under Bini kingdom.

Oromoiyan refused to be crowned Ogiso he said he prefers the name Oba, he later left because he felt the kingdom was too violent and warring, fortunately the wife he was given was pregnant, she gave birth to a male child who became the first Oba of Benin and not Ogiso of Ighodomighodo which was the real name .

So many lies, fallacies, light weight fantasies, and day dreaming in this unfounded history misrepresentation and misinterpretation which led to false narratives.
Those bolded words are the sharp nails in your shinning tyre.

Stop rewriting Yoruba History. No pun intended.

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Politics › Re: ‘You Don’t Know History’, Asari-Dokubo Slams Those Saying Binis Founded Lagos by softy(m): 8:49am On Dec 01, 2023

ariesbull:
Fatty always putting mouth everywhere !

Very noisy

Eko is a benin word
Idumagbo is a Benin word
Idumota is a Benin word
Obanikoro is a Benin word
Oshodi isn't a Yoruba word

Why do people argue a lot! The pointers are there ...Lagos island was founded by Benin folks .... Even the Island king said it years ago

...but mark my words, they will deflect and leave Oba and bring in Igbo here....

You know Igbo are like gods...they have hands in everything they do

At the bolded, can you tell us the meanings huh

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Politics › Re: Nigeria's Budget Vs Other African Countries Budget by softy(m): 7:09pm On Nov 29, 2023

abdeefggh:
Reno omokri on x

For those nations you are comparing to our country: How many national thieves, regional arm robber, state looters, local government vandals, power drunk, foundational cursed judges, fatastically corrupt citizens, remotely cursed ELECTORAL BODY, and geometrically cursed skill agbero do we have in those nations' government, running the economy of those nation

Politics › Re: Lagos State Tackles Oba Of Benin, advises Him to Learn by softy(m): 1:06pm On Nov 28, 2023

Biodun556:
Out of 52 officially recognized traditional rulers in Lagos, only 1 has Benin ancestry. So how does Lagos belongs to you?

Imposed and taxation-feud ancestry

Politics › Re: Ownership Of Lagos; Balogun Of Eko Abisoye Oshodi Responds To Oba Of Benin by softy(m): 12:35pm On Nov 28, 2023

plaindealer:
See explorers and g+historians fabricating and manufacturing all manner of comedic tales..

Comedy indeed

Apart from Wikipedia which declared Oshodi Tapa as a slave from Bida who lost his parents at the age of six,.......then served the King Eshilokun as his servant, ....... later in life, due to his loyalty, talents, smartness and peace loving attitude, even though he was a warrior, became a great rich man with power and influence, and humility and great loyalty.

Keywords: slave, servant, Epe, Epetedo, 46 living children, monument, balogun, Portuguese, America, Kosoko, Akintoye etc

Read this submission below

https://www.nairaland.com/1176293/nupe-families-lagos

Politics › Re: Ownership Of Lagos; Balogun Of Eko Abisoye Oshodi Responds To Oba Of Benin by softy(m): 9:59am On Nov 28, 2023

absoluteSuccess:
Iran Oshodi, lo l'Epetedo.
Oba lo l'Ereko, lafiaji lonile.

Oshodi is an Iran, not Eru.

B'eru ba pe n'ile, a d'omo!

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Politics › Re: Ownership Of Lagos; Balogun Of Eko Abisoye Oshodi Responds To Oba Of Benin by softy(m): 8:58am On Nov 28, 2023*

illicit:
His Ancestor, Oshodi Tapa was a Nupe slave, manumissioned by one Oba Of Lagos (Eleko then)

It wasn't that there were indigenous Tapas in Lagos, this man Oshodi Tapa was a slave brought to Lagos from Nupe land...

Correct!

Note:
Ashipa worked for Oba of Benin.
Ashipa was the first Leader (Baale for Isale Eko), then King of Lagos
Oba Ado was Son of Ashipa.
Ashipa was a Yoruba titled chief from Isheri (Awori Kingdom)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Lagos#:~:text=Lagos

Politics › Re: Ownership Of Lagos; Balogun Of Eko Abisoye Oshodi Responds To Oba Of Benin by softy(m): 8:54am On Nov 28, 2023*

illicit:
This man in particular, Oshodi Tapa was a Nupe slave

Read History

I support you 1000 per cent. If you watch Jagunjagun ( fillm by Adebayo Salami) the role of Oshodi Tapa ( from Nupe)to the King of Lagos was clearly displayed. There was a ritual that kings of those period do offer, but the King must not speak out. when such king wanted to pass instructions to his subjects, he whispers to an appointed servant called Oodi/odi (opposite) of the King, then the "OOdi" will speak out to the subjects. In another word, the OOdi was a loudspeaker for the king till the ritual was done.
This person is called Odi Oba (opposite of king)

The word OOdi, was corrupted to be Oshodi, later.

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Food › Re: Pictures From Amala Hangout In Enugu State by softy(m): 8:28am On Nov 26, 2023

Entprys:
Na Igbo get Egusi.

Ours are ewedu and gbegiri.
Shoko and woorowo

Egusi is West African food. Yoruba has been using egusi as part of their juju, and eating it since middle age.

A time is coming that Igbo will claim Amapiano music....lols....ndi claimant!

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Literature › Re: GUNSHOTS: Orgasms And Guns...* A Dark Romance, Erotic, Action Story (20+) by softy(m): 2:02pm On Nov 19, 2023*

Lutherblaq:
Softy pindimples

Back to back, all the chapters in this book are infectiously captivating. You did a very good job. I have watched Games of throne and the whole Vikings in existence, this story is great like them.

Well done. RED 🌹 FOR U.

My advice: In your next story, try to carry along your comrades who ride with you through thin & thick of the time this story started and ended.

Fashion › Re: Piercing Of Men's Ear. What's Your Moral View On It? by softy(m): 2:45pm On Oct 02, 2023

Iyanuoluwa007:
Just had mine done. So far so good, no profiling of judging faces yet. This side of the world can be funny at times. With all the unyielding religious hype.
Men, do you support it? Women, can you let your husband or son pierce his ear?

Deleting soon...

Crazy set of low self esteemed zilch 'thinking right' ability person looking for irrelevant validation here and there. Your conscience was telling you not to do it, BUT you did it anyway, then gbam! You are looking for supporters! No sane man does that!

Yes ,as an adult u have every right to do whatever you want. But at the same stop seeking for validation if u know what u did was right in the first place.

Yoruba proverb says: Ile la'a wo k'a to s'omo loruko.

You knew u were not brought up this way, and you still want to belong to the senseless group in the society, then you want some supports, abi?

A word is enough for the wise,....conditionally if u are one....

Romance › Re: Wow! SA Has Special Visa For LGBTQ+ Foreigners (GRAPHIC PIX) by softy(m): 7:34am On Oct 01, 2023

AllenSpencer:
Be patient!

You adopted all of their traditions, LGBTQ won’t be different.

It’s just a matter of time…….

Now, you and that time must collect!
Seriously?
May God of Thunder visit that time with serious business of fire!

Na by force?

Romance › Re: Wow! SA Has Special Visa For LGBTQ+ Foreigners (GRAPHIC PIX) by softy(m): 9:05am On Sep 30, 2023

AllenSpencer:
Nigeria needs to adopt such!

We cannot keep castigating people based on their personal sexual intention

Israel and Saudi Arabia welcomes them, and can’t see why a country like Nigeria shouldn’t

No. We will NOT. Despite our various political issues in Naija, we will NOT accept nonsense. Traditionally in Nigeria, Marriage is between Man and Woman. Two genders exist only in Naija.

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Education › Re: Prove You Graduated Challenge. by softy(m): 8:43am On Sep 30, 2023

Ballotti:
Muchechechecheche

I dey wait for TIEFNUBU TO KPAI FIRST NA!

Classmates still very alive o!
We have reunion every 2 years!❤️❤️❤️❤️

This na class of 1982 SECONDARY SCHOOL!🤣

We are rocking!!!!!

Baba no go die unless ti o ba darugbo....Baba.
Meaning: this man no go kpai until the very old age....lolzzzzz

Education › Re: Prove You Graduated Challenge. by softy(m): 8:39am On Sep 30, 2023*

ItisWell22:
1988?

Good evening sir. 🤐

We need to be more respectful on this space

Thank you for saying that.

When "we" are silent and refused to follow up tantrums that are always below who we are, some kids (relatively) here think they have won a contest.

Many aged, agile, grandparents, old parents, timber and calibres in the society, apart from government agencies, spies, or politicians are very plenty on this forum. Some of us is to just seclude ourselves from daily work rigours and check through the forum to laugh all the way or to ease the tension.

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Politics › Re: Workers Protest As Umahi Locks Them Out Over Lateness (Video) by softy(m): 5:51pm On Sep 28, 2023

Praxis758:
Effecting change in a corrupt system will definitely attract attacks from those benefiting from the rots.

They won’t try this with wicked Wike.

Corruption is a pre- breakfast meal in Naija.
It is an important part of air composition in Naija.
It is the new emblem we adore!

Who will deliver us from this?

Family › Re: After Dna The Child Is Not His. by softy(m): 10:24pm On Sep 22, 2023*

Jennyclay:
Nobody is above mistake.

Biko, just forgive and leave everything and move on. Can’t you see how catastrophic the economy is How do you expect a nursing mother to pay you back when she also has a baby to cater for
Learn to forgive!!

May God help us.

See what I am talking about. You called that Mistake?

Leave everything and move on?

Just dey play, dey play ooooo

Forgive and forget?
Victim mentality as usual at bolded!

Modified:

Kindly revisit my comment on this https://www.nairaland.com/7829409/why-killed-wife-sad-story/3#125608745

The quoted above is one of the proof you were all looking forward to:

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Travel › Re: Ten Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria Based On Inflation Rate–August 2023 by softy(m): 2:04pm On Sep 19, 2023

lawani:
Do you know that a bachelor paying 500k per annum for rent must be earning close to three million naira per annum to pay so much? And that is a bachelor apartment meaning the person is between 25 and 32 earning 3 million per annum in Enugu. How many companies exist in Enugu that can pay that? There will be some but not many as it is around 300k per month for a graduate of around five years

What are you saying in one sentence?

Travel › Re: Ten Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria Based On Inflation Rate–August 2023 by softy(m): 12:41pm On Sep 19, 2023*

Mandate1:
this is not true. I've been to Enugu and stayed for a year. Enugu is cheap to live in. Except in the metropolis, every other place has very cheap accommodation cost With 500 you'll get a gud meal. This doesn't obtain in some states.

You said it is not true huh

The bolded above in ur statement agreed with my first post. Enugu I want you to note that Enugu town is a part of Enugu state.

I gave you a testimony of what we are currently experiencing in Enugu town (what you called metropolis). As I am talking to you, I am very close to Old Park, right now.

Contradicting urself is not nice, bro!

When it comes to accommodation, it is also not cheap and easy in Enugutown (what you referred herein as 'metropolis')

One Room self contain (that is, a room with one toilet, small kitchen was paid for by my friend: Total package was 700K. While rent alone is 500K/year

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Travel › Re: Ten Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria Based On Inflation Rate–August 2023 by softy(m): 9:04pm On Sep 18, 2023

In my own opinion, Enugu should be part of that list. Food is super expensive with low quality.

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