I have N1100 MTN recharge card with me now and I wish to send it to u and subscribe for 1gb. Possible??

Adekunle, how do you do?

I get some questions for ya
1. How much is your 2gb?
2. If I buy today, when would it expire? 30 days?
3. How much do I send as a recharge card, and to which number?
4. How many minutes will this transaction be made? 2 mins, 5mins, 10mins?? Anything more than 12 minutes is horrible IMO
Pls, be specific in ur answers....i have a lot of ppl ready follow my cue as soon as we are cool.

Expecting your vivid answer.

@macjoe, after subscribing for 250mb, can I top it up before it finishes or I should wait till the data validity is expired? I wish to top it up.

purplesummer: Thanks OP.
Oya, where's my prince charming? Time to treat you like a king.

My adorable purpleberry, I am here oooooo!.....lolzzz

Ptoocool:
I'll suqqest u wait for d full album to be release den rather dan qooqle searchinq 'free music/movies download'..
BTW itz lyk u find urself not quilty of no1, wot of d rest??

No Sir, I am not guilty of any!

And as for stealing boss time, what of working extra hours which was said to be paid when you do such and they never pay it when u asked severally. What do you say about that

Ptoocool: You probably don’t consider yourself a thief; after all, you don’t walk into stores and pick an item without paying. You don’t threaten anyone physically to give you anything. But newsflash! EVERYONE steals. Let’s list a few of the basic things, shall we?

1. Movies and music: You think movies and music just happen to appear on your computer of their own free will? Wrong! You know that movie you just downloaded illegally? Well, that’s theft, honey. And that single – no, that entire album? Hmm, I’m thinking we have a problem here.

2. Pens and pencils: Haha. This is the most common (especially in banks). Know that pencil you “borrowed” from a friend or colleague and “forgot” to return? Well, you stole it. Think about it: how many pens have you actually bought? Or do you just always happen to have one dropped off by the pen fairy?

3. Lighters: Any smoker knows that you don’t buy lighters. Lighters just always find you. They’re quite like pens, honestly. You bum a light from another smoker, and before you know it, you get home and are emptying your pockets and gasp! Is that a lighter? Thief.

4. Cashier Slipups: This is the best. You know, you’re at the checkout counter and you’re buying five lighters, *sniggers* but the cashier only rings up three. Do you say something? Do you wait to see if she notices? What if the cashier was rude to you? Atimes it miqht be an extra change (very common) don't you just ignore it?
Or maybe it’s this: you’ve got a 12-pack of drinks (wine) under the cart and you forget about it until you get to the car, do you go back? When is it stealing and when is it an oversight? Or is it just an opportunity? Meh. It’s probably just God blessing you for being so good. It’s all yours, Sticky fingers.

5. Bonus Time: You’ve got a ton of work to do, but sometime during your work day, you decide to say “screw you” and you like a few posts on Facebook or glance through α few thread on Nairaland. Are you stealing your boss’s money? Because he is paying you for hours you didn’t work. Meh. Your boss is a tool. It doesn’t count right?


Add yours.

not funny............ how do you defend your number one on the list? Take a look at this fact, bro: If the website that the music or video as a subject matter has a link to download, or there is a vivid instruction that you can download it, how is that one a theft?

in fact there are tons of websites that allow you to download as much as you can..free of charge!

If you say otherwise, you are simply ambiguous in your presentation, especially number one.
Thanks.

Kanwulia:

I wish I could say 'AMEN'. . . but I can't.
There are some PSYCHO-ANTHROPOLOGICAL DEVIANTS that will always be part of any society!

Pls, I really want to know why u could not say "AMEN"

akinvest: Finally EBOLA u are now come 2 stayed in Nigeria. Jesus Christ pls, come quickly!

[b][/b]

GOD FORBIDS EBOLA TO FINALLY STAY IN NIGERIA, and I say it again, strongly and violently: GOD FORBIDS



BROS, be careful of WHAT u WISH
for!
,...........hiaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!

oilyngbati: Muslims are not happy

They’re not happy inGaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're nothappy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happyin Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They'renot happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy? They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy inGermany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who
do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want
to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they
came from where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that ! JeffFox worthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine hero in for a living, but you have a moral objection
toliquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocketlauncher, but
you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and
suicide...You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think ofanyone you haven't declared Jihad
against...You are a Muslim
6. If you consider televisiondangerous, but routinely carry explosives
inyour clothing... You are a Muslim
7. If youwere amazed to discover that cell phoneshave uses other
than setting off roadsidebombs... You are a Muslim
8. If you havenothing against women and think every manshould own
at least four... You are a Muslim
9.If you find this offensive or racist and don'tforward it... You are a
Muslim!! --------------------
Buddhists living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = NoProblem
Sikhs living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Hindus = NoProblem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslimsliving with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims livingwith Baha'is = Problem.
Muslims living withShintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists= Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS =BIG PROBLEM.

Chai........see submission!!!

Well done, very correct.

To all misguided: if the above is a lie, PROVE OTHERWISE!

andypash:
If Peace means a state in which there is no war,
freedom from disturbance; tranquility. Why
haven't we find such peace in majority Muslim
Countries, when we turn to Muslim Countries all
we see is Violence and Bloodshed in the name of
Islam. Islam means Peace when Muslims Fly
Airplane into Buildings. Islam means Peace when
Muslims blow up Churches, Shopping Mall,
Market places, Mosques, Subways, Train
Stations,attack Military and Police barracks.
Islam means Peace when Muslims threaten to
silent Criticism of Islam which carries Death
Penalty under Islamic law. Islam means Peace as
Islam teach Muslim men to beat their wives.
Islam means Peace when Muslims behead
people chanting Allahu Akbar''Allahu Akbar.
Islam means Peace when Muslims stone women
to Death. Islam means Peace when Muslims are
allow to marry 12 to 14yrs old little children.
Islam means Peace as Muslims are thought to
subjugate Women Islam means Peace as Qur'an
thought Muslims to subjugate Non-Muslims.
Islam means Peace as Imams preach hatred
towards Non-Muslims in the Mosques. Islam
means Peace as Muslims continue to kill fellow
Muslims in almost all the Countries in the Middle
East, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Northern Nigeria,
Somalia, Kenya and other Muslim Countries.
Islam means Peace as Sunni Muslims and Shiite
Muslims continue to slaughter each other which
has been going on for the 14000 Years. Islam
means Peace as Saudi Arabia and other Gulf
States continue to fund and support Islamic
terrorist Groups to terrorize those who don't
share their view. Islam means Peace as all the
Airports in US,UK,France and Germany are in high
Security alerts for the fear of Islamic Terrorist
attacks. Islam means peace when Muslims rape
women and the Government demands that the
victim must provide 4 Male witnesses for
testimony according to Qur'an. Islam means
Peace as Millions of Muslims are in Refuge
Camps. Islam means Peace as Groups of Muslim
continue to migrate to Non-Muslim Countries
every single day. Islam means Peace as Muslims
continue to trouble and violate Non-Muslim law
in the West. Islam means Peace as women are
forbidden to drive their cars under Sharia law.
Islam means Peace as Boko Haram kidnapped
more than 300 Northern Nigerian Christians and
forced them to embrace Islam at gun point while
reciting Qur'an. Islam means Peace as Sudanese
Government threaten to kill apostasy for leaving
Islam to Christianity. Islam means peace as it's
death penalty to leave Islam. Islam means
Means a Qur'an commands that those who don't
believe in Islam should be killed in Qur'an 3:151,
Qur'an 3:56, Qur'an 4:74, Qur'an 4:76, Qur'an
4:89, Qur'an 4:95, Qur'an 4:104, Qur'an 5:33,
Qur'an 8:12, Qur'an 8:15, Qur'an 8:39, Qur'an
8:57, Qur'an 8:59-60, Qur'an 8:65, Qur'an 9:5,
Qur'an9:14, Qur'an 9:20, Qur'an 9:29, Qur'an
9:30, Qur'an 9:38-39, Qur'an 9:41, Qur'an 9:73,
Qur'an 9:88, Qur'an 9:111, Qur'an 9:123, Qur'an
17:16, Qur'an 18:65-81 and in so many other
Qur'an violence verses. ---- Definition of Peace
is a stress-free state of security and calmness
that comes when there’s no fighting or war,
everything coexisting in perfect harmony and
freedom. In Muslims War-torn world, it seems
like peace means Bloodshed in Islamic
vocabulary. However peace can be big and
small, seen in entire countries or brief moments.
After a war, two countries may sign a peace
treaty, agreeing to not fight anymore. And if you
insist ISLAM is so peaceful # What is the use or
meaning of HOLY WAR
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#Last bullet: The face values of this foundational deception are purely antagonism,hatred(for other legal beliefs ), no prison break (in terms of apostacy), jaw-breaking violence(ISIS,ALQUEDA,BOKOHARAM etc), and lastly, total opposite of definition of Peace(BOMBS,BEHEADING,WOMEN SLAVerY etc).

Some schools of thought are not expected to agree with me, it does not matter, Islamic Religion has proved itself over time since Conception,at different generations, at different dispensations, tested in different countries,across different race, with different tribes of the world, the litmus test result at highest concentrated value is always UNPEACEFUL.

If you really want to argue against all my points noted above,make sure u have been following deep history about the origin of this UNPEACEFUL DECEPTION for over 30 Years....... So that we can be par or almost equal at ''its'' research and experiences.

#Last bullet: The face values of this foundational deception are purely antagonism,hatred(for other legal beliefs ), no prison break (in terms of apostacy), jaw-breaking violence(ISIS,ALQUEDA,BOKOHARAM etc), and lastly, total opposite of definition of Peace(BOMBS,BEHEADING,WOMEN SLAVerY etc).

Some schools of thought are not expected to agree with me, it does not matter, Islamic Religion has proved itself over time since Conception,at different generations, at different dispensations, tested in different countries,across different race, with different tribes of the world, the litmus test result at highest concentrated value is always UNPEACEFUL.

If you really want to argue against all my points noted above,make sure u have been following deep history about the origin of this UNPEACEFUL DECEPTION for over 30 Years....... So that we can be at par or almost equal at ''its'' research and experiences.

franchizy: I have said it over and over that the FG should appologise to Boko haram, grant them Amnesty, compensate them, release all boko haram detainees, only then the bombings will stop. The Igbos and yorubas must as well appologise to the Northern Elders forum and stop pointing fingers on northerners as boko haram sponsors.
Islam is a religion of peace. They don't kill nor shed blood. Boko Haram are not muslims. The Evil boys are all christans claiming to be muslims. Allah will expose them.
Please this just my opinion as I don't mean to hurt anyone just for the sake of the attack dogs on this forum.
May the souls of the departed Rest in Peace

You are so cowardly-funny, if you really dont want any critic against your opinion (which is your belief, as expressed in ur posted comment)
Then stop commenting!

Contrary to ur view on this matter, in a sane environment:

1. Nobody would apologise to murderers, nobody would grant them amnesty, nor compensate any blood-filled religionist.

2. From the history, some sane minds know what Islamic religion really means and what it really projects: take it by force and violently shake it up,if need be!

3. How did you arrived at the conclusion that ''those evil boys are christians but claiming to be muslims''.....your source of this info?

4. Leave other tribes out of this northern self-developed horror!
U sounded brainwashed and deceived!

duni04: If she didn't write it, someone very close to her with very intimate knowledge about her family would have been paid to write it. Everybody knows obasanjo's weak point is his family, he's d patriarch of a very dysfunctional family. I smell jonathan's errand boys, Abati and okupe's handiwork in this letter, especially okupe. Okupe used 2 be very close to the Obasanjo family.

Yea, Jo's errand boys are probably the culprits.

Jo should reply Baba Segson....EOD!
Lobatan!

Igwe.:

Good! The highlighted portion shows that you believe in the content but not the source

lol.....
No sir, I don't.

Did u read the part of my post that says: 'know little'' and ' in a close-knitted manner'??

Both 'phrases' are complementing each other sir!

NOTE: am not a fan of OBJ, GEJ, IYABO OBJ, and the likes.

Enjoy!

In my own opinion, this 'letter' is FAKE and lack 'content premises'.

It is pretentious and lacks 'flow'

This type of letter was an act!

I don't believe that this letter is from IYABO, but from people that know a little about OBASANJO's family in a very close-knitted manner.

This letter is not valid,consistent and baseless. And it is a result of 'digging up' and cunning excerpts!

- Softy, Ph.D

In my own opinion, this 'letter' is FAKE and lack 'content premises'.

It is pretentious and lacks 'flow'

This type of letter was an act!

I don't believe that this letter is from IYABO, but from people that knows a little about OBASANJO's family in a very close-knitted manner.

This letter is not valid,consistent and baseless. And it is a result of 'digging up' and cunning excerpts!

- Softy, Ph.D

In my own opinion, this 'letter' is FAKE and lack 'content premises'.

It is pretentious and lacks 'flow'

This type of letter was an act!

I don't believe that this letter is from IYABO, but from people that knows a little about OBASANJO's family in a very close-knitted manner.

This letter is not valid,consistent and baseless. And it is a result of 'digging up' and cunning excerpts!

In my own opinion, ASUU is doing just one-hundredth (1/100) of what MANDIBA Mandela did in South Africa to effect change(s), and we are so tired, and enjoying propaganda spread by the looters to convince us that ASUU is politically motivated. SMH !

eggheaders:

Sunny my boy, which anambra?? The one in mars. Its seems you are high on camel menstral flow. The same anambra I know like the back of my palm. Upper iweka - main market through uberfish junction deathtrap. Onitsha - Enugu expressway, oguata road potholed, unizik junction accident on a regular. Human development gini nwoke, the same place that has the highest number of gun wielding touts collecting levels from traders(mpaizu), what about the uzo boy(truck pusher). Carry your lies go front before I turn your dentition formulae to 0/0/0. Pa saranya gi there.

i can't agree less, sire!....u just described the plain truth called A reality. Thanks.

Sunny_bobo: Anambra has the best road network in Nigeria. Anambra has the highest human capital in Nigeria, Ogun state comes a distant second.

Big FAT fart LIES.......is it Anambra that I passed through everytime?

U can carefully prove this further!

I wanna use this medium to appreciate u, makos***@yahoo.com. Thanks. God bless. As for those that need it, by God's grace, on Monday, u shall have it.

Estorico: @ Dmainman,thanks for what u sent! All the questions you sent none of them came out in the test I wrote after going through them. I didn't cram them cause am not even good at that and I don't like cramming. None came out at all out of all the Verbal, Numerical and Abstract Reasoning. I thank God I did my best. Expecting to see my result. I did my test with Dragnet. My candid advice to all Nairalanders writing tests,especially with Dragnet,don't cram those questions. Go through them cause none might come out! Though,the material helped me a lot. Thanks!

. Bros, I will be very glad if u can forward it to adissol@yahoo.com. Thanks. As for those that we have been pleading with and refused to re-send to others as the OP did it freely, may GOD have mercy on u.

Damolee: I also got it...thank u very much

Pls bros, forward it to adissol@yahoo.com, abeg.

Thanks

Nigerian movie: Thanks so much dmainman. I got it.
its not joke everyone its real.
all thanks to our man da main man.

Pls, I wish to have the document(s),
I will be very glad and thankful if u can send it to this mail address: adissol@yahoo.com

Thanks in anticipation.

franciseromosel: I have seen the materials,You are indeed the main man! Thanks a million

please, can u do me a favour by forwarding the same document(s) to this address?

Please do, God bless u richly as u do so.
Pls send it to:
adissol@yahoo.com

Has anybody seen the Results for the January/February Exam done this Year(2013)?

It is very wrong to have not seen any result concerning this Exam for the past 7 months the exam had been done!

In case anyone has any fall out in the result, this system of long awaiting result same as ''pregnant woman'' can be disastrous to the person,BUT gives more rooms to WASTING of time,divided plan and enrichment( money wise) to NOUN!

It is unacademical and should be hereby STOppED!

#### angry mode!

Pls, signify if u have checked ur result, which day, which state and centre

Peace Out!

I have a person that always experienc constant body itching,pepperish and scratching the whole body.
The person went to hospital and was told that she has MICROFLARIA.
She was given Travalga and 4 pieces of Mectzin ony(to be taken 6am in the morning before food)!

All these to no avail!

What can she use to cure this nonsense?
This scratching is becoming an insult.

tombeck: @ softy thanks so mch but i hope going 4 direct master after HND Is notgonna be professional masters cert will be issued

If I get u clearly, u want to know the type of certificate that would be issued by NOUN after completing ur masters using your HND!
as For Me, I know that if u do MBA or MSC in a discipline, ur merited certificate would be issue to u, as all other Federal or Conventional Universities do.

Also, all NOUN questions (wether Paper on Pen or on Computer) are standard questions and if one is not careful.......u may not be able to answer 3 out of 7 questions!

For further clarification, pls attend any NOUN school in ur location.

Enjoy!

Yungwizzzy: What is the use of emergency number when there is practically no equipment to respond to such distress call

In as much u may be correct in a situation you know better, u need to give us the valid source and basis of ur assertion!

life is all about stages, one step after the other.....we need to start from somewhere!

traffickz: I suggest they use 419 as the emergency code: nobody will ever forget it.

Thats a good idea.......hmmmm!
419 is just perfect!

Nairalanders, keep ur good suggestions and comments coming!