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Car TalkRe: What Kind Of Transmission Fluid (ATF) Should I Use? by softy(m): 7:21pm On Dec 30, 2018
What fluid I should use for my power steering fluid? Camry 2004 big daddy
AutosRe: MOBIL1 5w30 Advance Full Synthetic USA Specs by softy(m): 1:09pm On Dec 10, 2018
I want to come to ur office at #3, AWE, Haruna Street....... Ogba, on Friday. Can I get it there?
Car TalkRe: Total, Forte, Conoil,oando, Mobil1 And MRS Synthetics Oils by softy(m): 11:05am On Dec 10, 2018
sooperrescue:
We have it on good authority that Total is introducing the Quartz 9000 5w30 Onios to cater for the teeming motorists that have been yearning for good oil. The Dexron 6 ATF will also be available in July this year. Once I get the data specs I will share, especially for the transmission fluid. They also advised motorists not to use any other oil from their stable for the service requirement of the new generation Peugeot cars except the new entrant as the older oils will destroy the engines. Pushing hard for quality oils. I am still waiting for the response from MRS lubricant Manager.
1. Pls, is this Quarts 9000 available in the market now? and how much? Is it suitable for Camry 2004?

2. For Camry 2004, is there any alternative to Mobil 1 5W 30, and 10W 30 presently available in the Nigerian market.

Note: Manual recommended is specifically 5w30 and variably 10w30.

I am a newbie.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Atiku Vs. Buhari, By Reuben Abati by softy(m): 9:56am On Oct 11, 2018
GoTV:
sad Atiku will never win in Jesus name. We Nigerian Christians are solidly behind President Muhammadu Buhari and we will vote for him in 2019
God forbids ur PMB!
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by softy(m): 10:41am On Sep 25, 2018
JideSM:
Hi Softy, you will be able to use the airtime on your main balance when you have exhausted your credit limit awarded to your line. The deductions automatically switches to the main account.
OK. Thanks.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by softy(m): 5:14pm On Sep 23, 2018
Hi Jide,

My sim is a postpaid sim. It is always credited every month. On this same sim, there is a Prepaid Wallet which has N2900. But I am unable to make use of it

This N2900 is different from postpaid balance when check with *558#.

How can I use the credit in the Prepaid Wallet?

Thanking you in anticipation.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by softy(m): 8:45pm On Sep 22, 2018
JideSM:
Hi softy, apologies for the inconvenience. I've forwarded your reported issue to the support unit. I'll give you feedback once resolved. Regards
Jide Hi,

To be honest, u are doing great job here. Well done. My N2000 has been returned. I checked few minutes ago and saw it. Thank you. I appreciate u.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by softy(m):
JideSM:
Hi softy, apologies for the inconvenience. I've forwarded your reported issue to the support unit. I'll give you feedback oince resolved. Regards
Thanks. Will be waiting..
My phone is Tecno W2 .
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by softy(m):
softy:
Hi JideSM

I subscribed to mtn monthly 2gb plan using *131#, then followed instructions, as usual to purchase the data and 2000 naira was deducted from my account whereas I wasn't credited with the mb. This happened yesterday 3:35pm,till now, I have not been credited with Mb.

080######### is the number. It is a postpaid sim.

Pls help.
Jide, pls ur attention is needed on the complaint sir.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by softy(m):
Hi JideSM

I subscribed to mtn monthly 2gb plan using *131#, then followed instructions, as usual to purchase the data and 2000 naira was deducted from my account whereas I wasn't credited with the mb. This happened yesterday 3:35pm,till now, I have not been credits with Mb.

080########### is the number. It is a postpaid sim.

Pls help.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by softy(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2018
nipastella:
Over 51 downloads already this morning. I don't know what you are clicking but that link up there is correct
At last bro/sis. I was able to download them finally.

Thank you so much. Very nice of u. More success to your life endeavours and God bless u
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by softy(m): 9:55am On Sep 18, 2018
nipastella:
Over 51 downloads already this morning. I don't know what you are clicking but that link up there is correct
thank you so much. I appreciate u.

Though I still have problem with it.

I have downloaded it severally, but it downloaded as an application not pdf file.


Pls, if anyone has the pdf file of the same, kindly send it to bolaadisa85@gmail.com

@nipastella, God bless u.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by softy(m): 8:48am On Sep 18, 2018
nipastella:
DOWNLOAD DIRECTLY

https://www.datafilehost.com/d/cf04d9f5


https://www.datafilehost.com/d/ac7101e5
it is not opening.

**when downloaded on computer it is an executable file.

**when downloaded on phone, it is an apk file.

kindly send it to the mail.

i appreciate u in advance
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by softy(m): 8:06am On Sep 18, 2018
ajon1:
Oga abeg make we hear word. You keep repeating this sh!t about you not creating this thread for past questions, That statement irks me a lot. This thread would have existed whether you created it or not.
All those I too Know (ITK) you people are doing, how did you use that to help anyone herehuh

Hello guys, my name is Dayo Olobayo. I bought and edited the past questions circulating about.

Now let's shut these ITK guys up!

If you need the past question, Quote and drop your email address.

If I already sent you the past question, be kind enough to share with others

For those that appreciated me for sharing the past Q&A, God bless you all.
Kindly send to bolaadisa85@gmail.com

Thank u. God bless.
LiteratureRe: The Sugar Mum [An Inspirational Story of Love] by softy(m): 11:42am On Sep 12, 2018
pale105:
Nice work sir.... But egbon come and update
abi?............. In own opinion if it has taken you so much time to release an update since last time u had updated, OP should please try to post more than one post as update(s). one post after waiting for eternity to get one kills reader's morale. OP, please do something about this.
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LiteratureRe: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by softy(m): 7:20pm On Aug 22, 2018
honourable356:
Youngzubi stop messing up a nice plot with the impossible. I mean,you see how real everything is until you suddenly got to the secret agent side of the story...

*****the red guy fly up from wia im bin stand,for air he release multiple bullets within seconds all oga frank men from a to z full ground as the red guy land stand for ground gawwam!! with the two golden pistol for im hand*******



Unless they were few other people recruited by the said secret agent, it is quiet impossible for one person in the "open" to successful gun down to the head more than ten men all armed to the teeth and standing at different position...with just two pistol and with an undeniable accuracy.

Haba!!!!

This is over exaggeration.... even Jack baeur can't do this and neither can any special force soldier perform such stunts. It is not possible to shot many people down while in the air with just two pistol to the extent that by the time you land,you have successful killed them all with a bullet to the head. Haba nah!!!!

Wait,wait,wait a minutes...are you in a hurry to finish the story? Then you are making a mistake..a big one.

Why rush??
Calm down....
Give detail description that will get your audience nodding firmly in agreement.

Indeed you can do it...it is just a matter of time before you get it right.
Be rest assured that i will be on your neck every now and then until you give me no reason to object repeatedly.

Ride on!
Live and let live bro. He has taken ur advice in good faith. This is a story for fun not for academic purpose.

This is how Hollywood started..... Not every post needs to be criticised. Thank you for all ur points.

Young zubi, kindly continue.

@honourable, no hard feelings though.
Car TalkRe: Which Good Cars Can I Buy Between 800k And 1M by softy(m): 10:14am On Aug 17, 2018
Luchiana1:
This cars and more are between 900k -1M contact me asap 08084226895
Pls, are those cars toks or naija used.

Are they still available now?
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by softy(m): 6:44pm On Aug 15, 2018
intswagga:
I have a degree in Information Systems Sciences and I applied for MSc info tech would I still be given Admission to study this course?
Just checking through this thread today, then I saw ur mention.


First, Information System Sciences sounds like a branch of Computer Sciences, in my own opinion. So u are in line to study Information Technology.

Second, it depends on the class of degree u got as a result in 'that' course.

First Class to Second class upper has sure entry.

Based on the instruction as an entry requirements put up by the school at that point in time u wish to apply or based on the discretion of the course adviser, 2.2 may be considered or not.

3rd class must go for pgd before masters.



Thirdly, if u are really serious about this application, go to any nearest NOUN Study Centre, close to u. Then make ur enquiries at the reception. Or, go through their admission requirements seen online or on the school notice board.


I wish u God's speed.

By God's grace, it will end well.
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by softy(m): 5:49pm On Aug 10, 2018
Secondly, see for MSc Information Technology:

Programme Code:
5401
Programme Title
:
M.Sc. Information Technology
Host Faculty:
Sciences
Degree Type:
Masters
Active:
Yes
Admission Requirements
1. Admission available from 800 Level
2. A minimum of 5 credits in O' levels.
3. Compulsory courses required in O'levels are Mathematics, English Language, Physics and Chemistry
4. Any other relevant course(s) in O'levels
5. Post Graduate Diploma with a minimum of Pass in either of the following:
Electrical Electronics
Computer Science
Electrical Engineering
Information Technology
Mobile Wireless Communication
or
First degree with a minimum of Second Class Lower Division in either of the following:
Communication Technology
Computer Engineering
Computer Science
Computer Science
Electrical Engineering
Electrical/electronics engineering science
Electronics
Industrial mathematics
Information technology
Library information science
Mathematics
Petroleum and gas engineering
Physics
Physics and electronics
Physics electronics
Physics with mathematics
Graduation Requirements
All PG Students are required to obtain minimum of 30 credit units

The end.

Thanks.

Once again, I wish ur wife best wishes.
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by softy(m): 5:44pm On Aug 10, 2018
For removal of all doubts and further arguments, this expression below is from the NOUN website.

Programme Code:
5305
Programme Title:
PGD. Information Technology
Host Faculty:
Sciences
Degree Type:
Postgraduate Diploma
Active:
Yes
Admission Requirements

1. Admission available from 700 Level
2. A minimum of 5 credits in O' levels.
3. Compulsory courses required in O'levels are Mathematics, English Language, Physics and Chemistry
4. Any other relevant course(s) in O'levels
5. Higher National Diploma with a minimum of Lower Credit in either of the following
Agricultural engineering
Chemical engineering
Civil engineering
Computer engineering
Computer programming
Computer science
Computer science
Data processing
Electrial/electronics instrument
Electrical electronic engineering
Electrical engineering
Electrical engineering
Electrical/electronics engineering science
Electronics
Estate management
Geology
Information technology
Library science
Mathematics & statistics
Mechanical engineering
Mechanical engineering science (adv)
Physics and electronics
Printing technology
Science laboratory technology
Statistics
Textile science and technology
Architectural technology
or
First degree with a minimum of Third Class in either of the following:
Agricultural economics & extension
Agricultural engineering
Agricultural science
Agronomy/soil science
B.tech project management
Biochemistry
Biology
Botany
Chemical engineering
Chemistry
Civil engineering
Communication technology
Computer engineering
Computer science
Computer science(education)
Computer science/ economics
Data processing
Economics
Electrical engineering
Electrical/electronics engineering science
Electronics
Environmental science
Environmental technology
Estate management
Forestry and wood technology
Geography
Geology
Human physiology
Industrial chemistry
Industrial mathematics
Information technology
Mathematics
Mathematics education
Mechanical engineering
Medicine
Metalurgical and materials engineering
Meteorology
Microbiology
Minning engineering
Petrol chemical engineering
Petroleum and gas engineering
Petroleum and gas engineering
Petroleum engineering
Physics
Physics and electronics
Physics electronics
Physics with mathematics
Polymer and textile engineering
Sociology
Statistics
Surveying
Technical education
Textile science and technology
Zoology
Other

So my bros, u can see for urself
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by softy(m): 4:10pm On Aug 10, 2018
babs4090:
Hello Fam,

My wife already applied for a PGD programme in info tech at NOUN. She has 2.1 in computer science for her first degree.

Would she be considered and offered admission as she only needs the certificate in pursue of a targeted dream?

I have read somewhere that PGD is only for candidates with below 3.0 CGPA and 1st class and 2nd class Upper might not be considered. How true?
Based on my experience, ur wife is eligible for Masters in Information Technology in NOUN.

Why would she opt for PGD?

She has 2.1
She studied computer science
Info Tech is a branch of Computer Science
She has so much advantages to pull through MSc in IT.

She would be offered the admission, whether PGD or MSc in IT. Unless the o level result is not OK.

If she hasn't fill the form for the pgd, MSc would be the best shot.

Best regards to ur lovely wife, bros.
LiteratureRe: Theblessedman Wins June 5k Literature Award by softy(m): 11:58am On Jun 14, 2018
Pls Give It To Blessedman, The Son of Trillion Thunders, The son of Tyrion Lannister!
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EventsRe: Lady Weds In Lagos Without Wearing Any Makeup (Photo) by softy(m): 5:25pm On Apr 22, 2018
thesicilian:
Not bad. And the man compensated by not polishing his shoes.
The shoes might have been like that due to rigorous dancing on the non tiled floor or dusty ground before getting to that position shown, IMO.
EventsRe: Lady Weds In Lagos Without Wearing Any Makeup (Photo) by softy(m): 5:21pm On Apr 22, 2018
Liliyann:
Wakanda Nonsense be thishuh
Your wedding is a special day,its a day to look beautiful and be in your finest appearance!!!
Wedding should be lavish and tasteful, it involves finances!!
Wedding is not just about saying "I Do",it has more meaning than that.
How can someone be looking like this on her wedding day?
I bet she isn't even wearing shoes!!
If they can look so haggard and poor on their special day,then I wonder how they will be able to cloth their kids!!
The more you look, the less you see.

Natural beauty, combined with modesty, garnished with simplicity of mind and fear of God is golden.

Most of what you said about the wedding day being her day, is the old lies non graceful women had been fed with.

Real Christian Women are a 'box of inner beauty, which radiates outwardly' always.

A word is enough for the wise!
FamilyRe: Things That Cause Regret In Old Age by softy(m): 10:21am On Mar 31, 2018
[quote author=Grupo post=66308125]Your write up was making sense until you decided to bring God into it.
When are you guys going to learn to always separate fiction from non fiction? The most seasoned writers are very careful to avoid introducing the God idea into their writings. But here, what do we have? Mixing facts and fairy tales.



I pray for u that the same God u mocked , according to ur post, will show Himself to u in a mighty and trembling ways.

"Whoever keeps his mouth keeps his life"
RomanceRe: Ladies!!!! If Your BF Doesn't Wake Up Like This.. Dnt Marry!!! Photo by softy(m): 1:54pm On Feb 27, 2018
A very important question was asked of Dr. Joe DeOrio, the male sexuality expert on EmandLo.com. “What’s the deal with blue balls?” one reader asks. A very good question indeed. I’ve often wondered myself. Such a mysterious ailment, it seems to me. Dr. Joe describes it as a “discomfort in the scrotum/testes that occurs after prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculatory release.” Yeah, I’m still not able to empathize. It must be a similar to a man trying to understand periods. After the jump, four things we should know about blue balls.


1. It’s not an excuse to pressure a lady.While the pain of blue balls is arealthing (he’s not just being a baby as you originally assumed), it doesn’t mean that a lady should be obliged to relieve the pain. According to the good doctor, he will not die, nor damage the jewels in any way if he does not ejaculate. So, just to reiterate: you did not give the blue balls and you are not responsible to take the pain away. I think we womenfolk already knew this, but it’s good to have medical confirmation.

2. The cause is unknown.There are many theories about what causes blue balls, but nobody knows for sure. Most think it has to do with the epididymis, the duct in which sperm resides. One popular theory is that the pain is caused by sperm getting backed up in the male plumbing. Those of us who have crappy plumbing at home know how much that sucks.

3. The medical community generally doesn’t care.Some medical professionals consider blue balls a myth. (I’ll bet most of them are female.) The condition has only been mentioned in a medical text once in the past 25 years. It was a case of a 14-year-old boy whose balls hurt when he started fooling around with his first girlfriend. Miraculously, his problem came to an end once he started having intercourse. Imagine that!

4. There is only one (legit) cure.Yep. You guessed it. The only legit cure for blue balls is to unclog the pipe. Ejaculation (by any method of his choice) almost always cures the pain.

There is one other proposed cure men who consider themselves “chaste.” He can try to pop his nuts internally with a Valsalva maneuver, which is described as “forcefully attempting exhalation against a closed airway.” The same way one would try to pop their ears on an airplane. I don’t have balls, but this sounds extremely dangerous.

Source: www.thefrisky.com/2011-12-09/4-things-ladies-should-know-about-blue-balls/
RomanceRe: “I Found Out My He Has Slept With 3 Of My Bridesmaids Few Days To Our Wedding” by softy(m): 3:45am On Dec 04, 2017
Hmmmmm. No be small tory ooooo
EducationRe: OAU 3.8million Saga: Lamba Beat Me Two Times – VP Retorts by softy(m): 1:55pm On Sep 09, 2017
Nostradamu:
No MATTER what, if you hit a woman, you're a weakling. E.O.D!
But a woman can slap or mutilate u severally, then acts up victim, at the same time abi?


Anyway, I was not there. I am not in support of any violence from either of the gender!
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Is Not Running In 2019, I Will Go With Atiku Abubakar. by softy(m):
Alcatraz005:
I perfectly understand the logical inconsistency in the write up but Atiku is the only choice we have out of the hordes of corrupt politicians we have. The main hub of my message is that Nigerians are suffering and we need to survive before any Government attempts to make a change on our value system. Corruption is innate to the average Nigerian and it would take time for it to be eliminated. Besides, we are in a democracy and the judiciary would always act as a check to any act of executive recklessness.
We have started again, huh?

This was how some Nigerians started compare and contrast logic when preparing for 2015 election.

You claimed these people are contagiously corrupt, but still canvassing support for them!

what is wrong with some Nigerians? Why some people, though educated, love displaying "slavitude" passionately.

There is no problem in stating your opinion, but this opinion is very funny and not helping.

This generation(age 30- 45 years old) inherited these problems when they were little children, still at this age, we are still bent on transferring the same problems to our new children and unborn children.

Despite the incessant traveling of our leaders to different developed country, what have they brought home as development.



Must it be always old people?

Don't we have capable young people in Nigeria?. (Kogi state example is clearly an aberration to normal reasoning).


It is well with Nigeria and Nigerian.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Teach Assessment Test Thread by softy(m): 2:52am On Aug 26, 2017
typicaltemi:
NpowerNG Participant List.
How to check you name among the participants...
2017 Applicants only.

��Login with your phone number and BVN

https://apply.npower.gov.ng/test/login/index.php?

��Click on profile at the top right side on your device screen.

��Click on the "click here to start Nteach, NAgro, or Nhealth test"

��Click on participants it will take you to the page where all names of those who has successfully written their test and were able to access the
course.

Note that:
This is not the shortlisted names.
After login successfully

The profile is deactivated. When clicked, it bounced.

Used Chrome browser to check it out.

Pls, what could be the problem?


Can u help search for Hannah Adis-Olabinjo in the list when u check again, pls?

All tests were done and submitted successfully

Thanking u in anticipation
PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Establishment Of Nigerian Peace Corps by softy(m): 4:20pm On Jul 25, 2017
Sunymoore:
Another Avenue to bloat the system. We have the Police, Civil defence and now the peace corps. We have the FRSC, VIO and sort.. Why the duplication of Duty? Is better to absorb the competent ones to the police and use the resources to fund infrastructural development that will create more jobs and economic stability..
SMH............ very low retort!
EducationRe: What's The Highest Score You Ever Got In A Course As An Undergraduate? by softy(m): 2:00pm On Jun 27, 2017
bolinjkezzy:
With this kind result I expect you to don be one chief engineer for one one big firm....in fact you no need find job self
Thank u so much. Ur wish is a very good one.

Humbly, I work with an International Engineering firm.

Thank God for HIS MERCY.

The Truth of Life:
High grades or result in school does not translate to big success in life after school, though it is a stepping stone.

Big success after school, is, through God's Mercy.

I thank God, I am enjoying the "Mercy".

Thank you once again.

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