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SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 6:37pm On Jun 25, 2018
LieDetector:
they'd progress based on goals scored. They'd have 3 whilst we manage 2
Where did they get 3 goals from?

They scored 1 against Argentina and conceded 1 = 0

They conceded 2 from us = -2 goals

We conceded 2 from croatia and scored 2 against iceland, so we have +0

So who gave iceland 3 goals?
RomanceRe: A Lady Sexually Harassed Me In Church During Service - Man Shares Video by somehow: 6:35pm On Jun 25, 2018
Offpoint:
I believe you might read "if you eyes will cause you to sin plug it of...."

I don't care if the entire congregation will eyeball him.... if I'm not comfortable I'll relocate... simple
The bible didnt say Jesus came for the righteous. The church is actually meant for the sinners. The best you could have done was to sit the woman down, correct her and win a soul to christ. But then how many people are truly christians?

Jesus wined and dined with sinners and in the process won them over.. He didn't flee from them. Be like Jesus, learn from Jesus the author and the finisher of our faith.
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: IGP Deploys Special Intervention Force by somehow: 6:30pm On Jun 25, 2018
uncjay:
Dumb useless slave.

I'm not even into government related jobs, let alone being a ghost worker, that's by the way, your stupid head will always come up with useless excuses to justify terrible acts.

you shall remain a slave..... Goat
So says a slave whose master is his emotion. A man with no sense of reasoning, thinking like a woman in labor.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 6:21pm On Jun 25, 2018
For some wishing them to win. If they beat us with less than 3 goals margin and Iceland beat croatia with just 1 goal, we will both lose out from second place. So it doesnt make sense praying your country lose because of 1 player.

Infact such person might not progress in Nigeria for betraying the country he or she makes his or her living from.

COOL10:
. I'd love to say I don't understand you but then again,I'd be lying. The only thing I can wish for Messi 2mao is a goal but then again,that WON'T HAPPEN. One thing you should know is : RONALDO WON'T WIN THE WC. Hopefully that calms you down. To me,Messi has nothing to prove. He's undoubtedly the best player alive. Abeg he should go and rest. I'll feel bad for him 2mao but at the same time I'll be filled with overflowing joy cos of our win. Such contrasting feelings cheesy. What can I say? That's the cross I gotta bear as a fan of both.
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: IGP Deploys Special Intervention Force by somehow: 6:15pm On Jun 25, 2018
Apcareterrorist:
It will never be well with you and your government. Continue supporting this evil. It must surely get to your turn and family too
If it was well with you and your lineage, how come you guys are so unfortunate in life?
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: IGP Deploys Special Intervention Force by somehow: 6:14pm On Jun 25, 2018
uncjay:
Goat! don't worry very soon the killings will get to your door step, perhaps you are the next victim of the Fulani herdsmen. Useless asslicker, I know people like that masturbate your destiny away. You shall always remain a slave.
Like it started in 2015 shey hypocrite!

I guess this government removed your name from the list of ghost workers abi?

Frastrated degenerate
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: IGP Deploys Special Intervention Force by somehow: 5:55pm On Jun 25, 2018
Just as we have reaped what PDP sowed for 16 years.
Apcareterrorist:
May you ripe what Buhari sow. Amen
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: IGP Deploys Special Intervention Force by somehow: 5:54pm On Jun 25, 2018
Mad man, go and take my medicine. i didn't cause your downfall in life na.
uncjay:
Mr. man just shut the fvck up. Are you naught? what are you really saying. pls tell me one thing the government is doing to safeguard the lives and properties of the people that just got massacred by Fulani herdsmen. why do we promote mediocrity in this country.

The Fulani herdsmen perpetrating this hideous act are not arrested and brought to justice not even to condemn the wicked act from the government. why are we fooling ourselves, how many Fulani herdsmen have paid the capital punishment for the incessant killings since its inception. Yet the moment some Christian kill a Fulani herdsman, five of them are to pay the capital punishment. With the many appeals to the government to revert the decision, they've. turned deaf hears. Even your MORIC organisation insisted they must be killed.

Now tell me, what has the government done for the victims of Fulani's evil. They don't have to pay for the killings of innocent people but others must pay for killing the Fulanis.
PoliticsRe: Man Offers To Cut Buhari's Hair For 1year To Save 86m Off The Nation's Budget by somehow: 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2018
once cut hair for 1k, after that day, i said wetin dez this head wey cost 1k to cut? that was the last time i cut hair for 1k grin
computerglobal:
Lol grin

Some barbers now look at the shape and size of your head and tell u price grin grin
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: IGP Deploys Special Intervention Force by somehow: 5:50pm On Jun 25, 2018
your problem. so let us be and stop boring us with your nagging even against positive things.

SalamRushdie:
I stopped expecting anything from the Buhari govt since 2017
PoliticsRe: Man Offers To Cut Buhari's Hair For 1year To Save 86m Off The Nation's Budget by somehow: 5:49pm On Jun 25, 2018
PoliticsRe: Man Offers To Cut Buhari's Hair For 1year To Save 86m Off The Nation's Budget by somehow: 5:48pm On Jun 25, 2018
computerglobal:
Guy it canoot be up to 6million atleast with 73k that will do if he decides to cut his hair everyday at the rate of 200naira grin grin
Sorry, they don't even cut hair for #200 where i stay (not even a rich man area), it goes for #400. so let's say because it's abuja and the president since celebrities cut hair for as high as 5k. maybe the president's own would be 5, 500 naira grin

so it shuld be more than 1M.
Foreign AffairsRe: Venezuelans Use Their Currency To Make Purses As Minimum Wage Cannot Buy Coke by somehow: 5:46pm On Jun 25, 2018
PoliticsRe: Man Offers To Cut Buhari's Hair For 1year To Save 86m Off The Nation's Budget by somehow: 5:39pm On Jun 25, 2018
If Buhari budgetted 86million for haircut, i can beat my chest that Jonathan must have budgetted 200 million for the same haircut.

Prove me wrong.

but Buhari, wetin u wan take 86million cut for that your head? 6 million self too much.

zombieHUNTER:
Dead on arrival


That's looted money smiling at the bank

A mansion in lekki is worth less than that amount that will show you the kind of waste we are talking about

It hurts me when they call this man a Saints
He is just a plain thief
PoliticsRe: Plateau Killings: IGP Deploys Special Intervention Force by somehow: 5:27pm On Jun 25, 2018
So why then are you expecting the government to do anything since whatever they do is seen to you in this manner?
SalamRushdie:
Make no mistake they are going there to disarm Berom people and preventing them from being able to mobilise for any reprisal
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 5:23pm On Jun 25, 2018
TSOM:
He's not alone. Most Nigerian Barça fans want Messi (Argentina) to win; to win every international competition, even if it's against us.

It's probably unpatriotic but we can't even explain away the irrationality. Only Barça fans understand why we are that fanatical.

It is wrong but it feels so right.
"Most"? how did you collate the stats?
RomanceRe: A Lady Sexually Harassed Me In Church During Service - Man Shares Video by somehow: 5:14pm On Jun 25, 2018
Did you see her hand on the chair? where do you think the rest of the fingers were resting on? you called him a liar even though you weren't there? funny enough, you saw how almost naked she was in the church, see a lady's lap inside the church, yet you think the person lied? is the view not enough to tell you that a woman like that can do more?

franchasng:
If u watch the video, the lady did not even near this satanic liar that just want to shine for nothing.

The lady was minding her business, her hands on her side and she was not even noticing the lying liar of a guy.

Some guys are just horrible trying to prove a stupid point that ladies also harrass guys.

The whole world know that all men are born randy, so stop trying hard because it won't make any difference undecided
RomanceRe: A Lady Sexually Harassed Me In Church During Service - Man Shares Video by somehow: 5:03pm On Jun 25, 2018
Offpoint:
E-diot na only that chair dey that church? the fact that you sat there taking photos instead of relocating shows you were enjoying it it.
The part of the Bible that asked you to "flee" from iniquities I guess you've never read.

Precisely Churches wasn't made for only the righteous, in fact the purpose of the church was for the sinners to come in and receive salvation. so, you don't expect everyone coming to dress like a deeper life or Lord Chosen member.
Even if you caught someone acting porn in the church you know what a true Christian should have done than taking it to net.

Era of Technology was supposed to make humans smarter, but reverse is the case... they're getting dumper and more dumper.

If you quote me wrongly for giving my humble opinion, your network provider will zap all your data instantly.
delugajackson:
Distractions of the flesh. I've always talked about distractions of the flesh.

I'm not a Bible scholar, but shít I know a thing. "Flee from temptation", it didn't say "run", It said flee! People just make a mountain out of a mole hill. The best thing you should have done was to leave the seat and look for another. Worship with people whose hearts and intentions are pure. But here you are complaining of being harassed. Harassed in what manner? Dumb people everywhere!

Instead make you tell olosho say you no like this her touching body, you dey here dey talk nonsense.
How would it look like standing with all your belongings in the front roll just to sit somewhere else thereby drawing attention to yourself? you make it sound like it's so easy to change position in church not putting into consideration if the church was already full or if he was sitting close to the front where alot of eyes are stationed?
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 5:00pm On Jun 25, 2018
No sir, game played in this tournament.
Danielnino00:
eh,pardon my ignorance.. Does the H2H include games played previously between the two teams or d one played only in d tournament?

Iceland beat us 3-0 in 1981
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze: If An Engaged Couple Have Sex, It Is Not FORNICATION! by somehow: 4:59pm On Jun 25, 2018
What he's saying is that engaged people having sex are not fornicating since it's with eachother since fornication means prostitution (having sex with multiple people), but that doesn't mean it's not a sin since you have defiled the marital bed.

2 different things.

An armed robber is not same with a petty thief.

Both are sins, so do not give wrong title to the wrong things.

This is my interpretation!
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 4:48pm On Jun 25, 2018
Joebie:
Goals tally gets priority over H2H. A goalless draw for Nigeria will not be enough if Iceland beats Croatia 2-0. Iceland will have a total of 3 goals, Nigeria will have 2 goals.
If Iceland win by 2 goals, they will have +0 and 4 points.
if we draw by another goal margin, we will also have +0.

Then comes H2H which means we will be ahead because we beat them.

Do you understand now?
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 4:46pm On Jun 25, 2018
Kog45:
My post is not about missing players but how I wish young players are on the bench than LB Echiejile who was not even trusted to replaced Idowu cos Rohr preferred makeshift Ebuehi.

If I have my way i will never dropped Aina and Agu for Echiejile and Joel,my opinion.
If we were playing another formation like 4:4:2, Echiejile's experience would have been priceless, infact in the croatia game, i wouldhave played echiejile because i saw nothing special in what idowu did. there was nothing he added to the attack.

Well your i wouldn't pick Obi either after what he did in the friendly neither would i have picked agu since we have too many heads in that position already. i would have still gone with M. Simon to the worldcup since his injury wasn't that long.

To me now, Echiejile is still better than the current Idowu i have seen in this WC.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Rodrigo Duterte Calls God 'Stupid' by somehow: 3:56pm On Jun 25, 2018
Which one is that since both Muslims, Christians, Judists or few others believe in that narrative?

And we know all the 3 don't believe their own "GOD" is same with the other one's?

bobnatlo:
The very one he was insulting!!
Foreign AffairsRe: President Rodrigo Duterte Calls God 'Stupid' by somehow:
Which of them? the Muslim own, christian own, Buddhist own or which of the over 2500 religions will kill him?
bobnatlo:
Hmm!!
The dog that the God's want to kill, they first make mad!!!
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow: 1:44pm On Jun 25, 2018
Kog45:
We should be happy that Ebuehi made it.

Glaring Echiejile made the team based on loyalty,nothing more.Also we are having Joel too who was below par during friendlies.

It's a pity that young Aina and Agu missed it

Hope to see them returning after WC.
Agu wetin? Are we missing him?

Apartment from Simon and maybe Onyekuru, there is no one we are missing.
PoliticsRe: "There Will Be No Electronic Voting In 2019"-mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman Says by somehow: 12:30pm On Jun 25, 2018
The few ways to rig election in this current system is either to buy votes, stop the inec staff at each polling boots from counting and computing the scores into the inec machines present at each boots.

Or you snatch the ballot boxes before its counted. Once counted and computed, cant ve rigged again.

Another way is stealing people's PVC to vote.
HealthRe: Gonen Segev Runs Abuja Clinic Without Licence For Years by somehow: 10:18am On Jun 25, 2018
CelebritiesRe: How D'banj Son, Daniel D'Third Drowned In Swimming Pool While D'banj Was In USA by somehow: 10:16am On Jun 25, 2018
Try to pretend to be smart for once. did you even bother to read or you have comprehension problem?
franchasng:
Careless father! Mothers rock; nothing like a mother's love for her child, the only true love on earth kiss kiss....fathers quote me and meet your waterloo angry angry
HealthRe: Gonen Segev Runs Abuja Clinic Without Licence For Years by somehow: 9:37am On Jun 25, 2018
seguno2:
Ask Buhari and APC who brought us into recession from the biggest economy.
Thanks
Buhari brought you into recession that started since 2012? Seems you do not know what Recession mean

APC brought you out of recession mr man.

Before APC got into government, Nigeria was already borrowing to pay salaries. Google to verify this. Okonjo also raised the alarm before 2015.
Foreign AffairsRe: Photo Of Prime Minister May Bowing To Prince Williams Sparks Mockery Online by somehow: 8:30am On Jun 25, 2018
Jaqenhghar:
That's small. They need to come to this shithole and see what people here do to their politicians, religious heads, and traditional title holders
And shithole shall Nigeria continue to remain to you.

Amen
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by somehow:
Joebie:
Argentina will be looking for a big win against Nigeria to be safe, considering an Iceland victory over Croatia

Nigeria only needs at least a 1-1 draw versus ARG hoping Iceland don’t do better than a 2-0 win over Croatia.

Iceland needs at least a 2-0 win hoping Nigeria don’t get any result better than a goalless draw against Argentina.

A goalless draw against Argentina will suffice for Nigeria, provided Iceland fail to record a score better than 1-nil against Croatia.

Nigeria’s qualification will NOT be affected by the outcome of the other tie as long as we beat Argentina

Please add more scenarios to this or modify
No matter the scoreline between Nigeria and Argentina. As long as it ends in a draw, we are through but only if Iceland win without scoring more than 2 goals difference.

A 2:0 iceland win pushes us through because we would both be on same goals and points but since we have a better H2H to them? We scale through.
CelebritiesRe: Death: D'banj Son, Daniel D' Third's Throwback Photos by somehow: 12:46am On Jun 25, 2018
Having a baby is not for the camera, it takes serious work to look after such child. sad for his family but this was something that could have been avoided.

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