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EducationRe: See What A Man Found In His School Bag After 38years by somehow: 8:20am On Nov 20, 2021
tillaman:
cool
So cool, everything dey intact
Me I don’t even have any record of my primary school I no even remember my primary sch name
How's this possible?
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden To Transfer Power To Harris While Under Anesthesia For Colonoscopy by somehow: 8:53pm On Nov 19, 2021
Just imagine it was an African country that elected this accestor, cnn, BBC and their deadly allies would have made jest of the whole continent
FamilyRe: Sex Starved Husband by somehow: 8:03pm On Nov 19, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
Bro, u are not alone. I beg my wife all the time for sex.

Sometimes she said I always ask at the wrong always, she is tired, etc

I have accepted my faith but what I do to get her now is doing somethings she is supposed to do like washing the toilet, I take professional exams, show her result I passed, when she is happy I asked for sex as the reward.

I buy very cheap things that make her happy and ask for sex as reward. I said cheap things like bolé and groundnut, corn, watermelon etc

Just find a spicing point, I feel they need a little tickle
Prostitution within the home
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 6:54pm On Nov 19, 2021
DFAMEGUY11S:
you are free sir
Noted.

When it's time, will beckon.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 6:50pm On Nov 19, 2021
DFAMEGUY11S:
Good evening is 65k
Noted..

How about if I need to patronize you, pay now but collect the products months later?
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 12:16pm On Nov 19, 2021
PropertiesRe: Enugu Hilltop 6 Flats Of 2 Bedroom Flats Construction by somehow: 8:50pm On Nov 18, 2021
Is this building sitting on a hill?
CareerRe: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by somehow: 7:18pm On Nov 18, 2021
Gerrard59:
Big fat lie!

Anyone with a bachelor degree or even HND (PwC) can get recruited as an entry level employee and even the accounting aspect does not apply across all departments as those in IT don't need to have an accounting or finance background/certification before being employed.

I know persons without accounting background who weren't chartered but work in KPMG and PwC. In fact, those I know without an accounting degree surpass those with one.

If you must lie, please lie intelligently.
Like I told the other person above, I don't have the luxury to argue.

It's called the big 4 for a reason.
CareerRe: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by somehow: 5:03pm On Nov 18, 2021
quadriolakunle:
There is no back door into the Big4, they are merit based institutions. However, graduate of any course can enter as graduate trainee, either chartered or not. Just have a minimum of 2:1. The main hurdle is passing the multiple stage recruitment process.
I am not cut out to argue.
CareerRe: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by somehow: 4:48pm On Nov 18, 2021
quadriolakunle:
It can be lucrative, and sometimes very lucrative.

To start with, CFOs of all major entities earning 100s of millions are all chartered accountants, they did not start that way, but today they are counting Annual pay more than what a lot of entrepreneurs will ever make in a life time. ( Do your research)

Even if you are not chartered and you are smart, after you graduate try to get into the Big 4 ( Audit Division) , here you get paid fairly ( I think all big 4 pays above 200k now for entry level, non chartered), get international exposure, get training to be chartered. You can then run to the industry after 4 to 5 years where you can land a finance manager role in a reputable company. ( you may earn up to 1m per month based on the industry and your negotiation power)

Meanwhile, you must note that most companies paying this money will actually make you work for it. You wont be in the Big 4 earning 200k as new hire non chartered and expect to do same work as somebody in a small audit firm earning 50k or 100k

Just to also mentions, Partners in most Audit firms and big men in their own level, you wont hear their names in the news or something, but they make profits in huge millions.

So I personally think it is lucrative, should you be ready to put in the work.
You can't get into the big 4 if you are not chattered unless you are talking back door which is also rare.
CareerRe: Chartered Accountancy? How Lucrative Is It? by somehow: 4:46pm On Nov 18, 2021
Quite lucrative.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 3:47pm On Nov 18, 2021
walexProjects:
Another Person called me just now
Much man- 08163228489

Pls sir do your due diligence.

When you're ready to build sir,
I'm available for the M&E design and Installation.
I would not mind if you post the information here.

I mean what they have to offer.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 2:18pm On Nov 18, 2021
KolaShangOne:
It's achievable. That's one of the ways we can achieve balance and control greedy capitalist middlemen / retailers.

But Nigeria is a free market".

If only we can cap cement at say 3200. If you sell more, they lock up your shop!

If we have a govt controlled pricinh on granite supply. Iron supply, etc..

Let Govt. also control percentages paid to Engineers / contractors..

It will add a bit of stability to every industry.
The same Nigerians will come after any government that lock anyone's shop for selling above acceptable price.

It happened before.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 1:58pm On Nov 18, 2021
BrickDevo:
Yes
Thanks
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow:
Valuepaints20:
This is what ask myself,
If the dollar is going down why are price still go up on a daily basis?
Greed

An average Nigerian is greedy and ready to extort everyone around him/her without blinking an eye.

Then government not being able to regulate prices/control ultra-capitalism
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 12:07pm On Nov 18, 2021
twinskenny:
@somehow thanks for the opportunity sir… hope we can do our bit by lighting this house beautifully..
Time will tell sir.

Thank you for supplying quality so far
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 12:03pm On Nov 18, 2021
BrickDevo:
What my agent sent, if it fits your budget and requirements do let me know. N.B I just copied and paste
If you desire to own your dream home in strategic location, good environment and excellent return on investment [ROI], then ACHIEVERS COURT is just the best option for you.

Achievers Courts is strategically located in Oshoroko village just 5 mins drive from Dangote Refinery.

This is yet again one of our great estates with close proximity to the Lekki Free Trade Zone Expressway. Achievers Courts is boost to be a 100% dry land and has the best title C of O.

*TITLE:* Oshoroko C of O
*PRICES:*
600sqm - N10,800,000
450sqm -N 8,100,000
300sqm -N 5,400,000

18,000 per sqm

*NEIGHBOURHOOD*

- Lekki Free Trade Zone
- Dangote Refinery
- Lekki Deep Sea Port
- New International Airport
- Iberekodo Industrial Schemes

- Elenganza Industrial City
On the free trade road?
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 12:02pm On Nov 18, 2021
seunpinky:
I know someone that wants to sell a plot of land about 375sqm around baba Adisa Bus stop about 7 mins drive from bogije bus-stop. The land was bought by FIRS cooperative society and it has a global CofO.
We are looking at the major road housing the deep port, dangote, free trade zone.

No where else sir
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 12:00pm On Nov 18, 2021
walexProjects:
I put a word out for you sir and I have 2 reply.
Please call this number
08028991675- Mr monsur
08128936242- olayinka.
They are saying they have lands there

Pls verify properly before you buy.
Thanks sir. Will get to work
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 11:55am On Nov 18, 2021
SurveyorGeo:
Do you mind sharing your budget for this?
Because I spoke with an agent in that area, and he asked me about your budget
Left you a private message.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow: 10:59am On Nov 17, 2021
BrickDevo:
boss while you are looking for this, let me design something cool and contemporary for you
Ok sir.
Let's do horse before the cart.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by somehow:
A plot of land still needed on the major road (free trade zone) area. (Ibeju)

Affordable with good title.
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 6:52pm On Nov 16, 2021
Qualer:
Are you really this dumb? Why are you trying so hard to be smart when obviously, you are NOT.
Did you read the crap you just posted at all?
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 6:10pm On Nov 16, 2021
AngelicBeing:
l like your calmness, l read about all the drama on your building project, but next time on building issues, make sure you do proper vetting of anyone you hire from Nairaland.com because only few builders on the property section are honest, the rest are Hungry criminals looking for lambs and sheep's to devour, all through my building engagements in Nigeria, l never engaged anyone online and my projects went well despite not living in Nigeria because I had trusted people on ground who l sent money to and they did exceptional cost saving jobs for me and when l visited Nigeria few years ago, l was happy with what l saw about my building project, cool
I'm not calm, I just know when to strike.
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 1:48pm On Nov 16, 2021
Brace up

FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 1:46pm On Nov 16, 2021
Knowledge is key

Knowledge keeps you ahead of others including crisis
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 1:46pm On Nov 16, 2021
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 1:45pm On Nov 16, 2021
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 1:44pm On Nov 16, 2021
FamilyRe: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by somehow: 1:44pm On Nov 16, 2021
BusinessRe: Money VS Happiness: How Much Money Do You Need To Be Happy? by somehow: 1:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
Where is the place of joy?

Happiness is a feeling that is dependent on happenings around you.

Why seek such when joy offers more and is within all humans?

If you find joy in all that you do be it big or small, you'll surely enjoy this short life.
PropertiesRe: Construction Of 16 Mini Luxury Flats At Elegushi Lekki by somehow: 6:31am On Nov 16, 2021
mufutau55:
Highly recommended. I was a satisfied customer and so are my other friends recommended to him.
Thx.

Hajji M.
Very good sir. I appreciate.

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