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Transcriber:
lol. Sometimes you need to look at the brain of a woman. That one's own is empty.

Haaa...uncle! It's all love and good vibes here. Biko, say no to vawulence

MadamVanessa:
The pm I received every day is just too much that i lose interest in replying them

Look atcha...SIMPlifying all the boys on here like a Math professor.

I just sent another PM cos I've been schooled and you've left me with a masters in SIMPle algebra.

Biko, reply to sonofelizabeth...imma blow ya mind!!!

MadamVanessa:
It's a pity. There's no way that your face can be scratch like this and there's any iota sense left in you.

I'm gon send you 1 PM everyday until you reply . You have succeeded in SIMPlifying me

[quote author=MadamVanessa post=111498094][/quote]Biko, reply my PM naaa . I'm not all bad!

I'm willing to send you my CV for you to have more details about me and my interests (which you're one of )

Waiting eagerly for a response.

Regards.

MadamVanessa:




Is there anyone both male and female that doesn't have a reckless past? personally, if I love , I love, I don't believe in the philosophy of digging one's past before settling down with the person; because to be very candid, there's nobody past that's is palatable.

Speak for yourself. There are a lot of folks that were fortunate to be covered by grace and don't have a past to talk about. There are a lot of millennials that God rescued from the cradle and have been shielded from societal norms and pressure. The past matters and should be disclosed if a relationship is leading to marriage, else that relationship is built on lies and a shakey foundation. The church only condones the nullification of a union for two reasons:

1. A union based on deceit and..
2. Adultry

I will want to be privy to a full disclosure of the past and present of the woman I intend to settle down with and pledge my fidelity and loyalty to. If I can stomach her past, the stronger our union and in the event that I can't, then it wasn't meant to be.

It will surely be the end of our union if she hides her past from me and I find out. Which, I eventually will because the truth always finds it's way out as the enemy waits to attack at our highest point. The events at last night's Oscars is a prime example .

deepwater:
u see that story all Nigerian parents from 60 years above tells their kids / grandkids --- in the 70s, the Naira was more than the dollar, there was no need to travel out, a carton of gulder was 1 naira 80 kobo, i bought my 1st Beetle car from Volkswagen it came nylon wrapped encased in a wooden box, we were sending money to our friends in England,etc etc if i had known that the military and bad politicians would ruin this country i would have not stayed back....

and you as the child go come they imagine say ur life for better like say you papa been travel that year o!


young adults of today dont want to tell that story in the next 30 years !

My dad of blessed memory told me this story countless times. By God's grace, I will do everything in my power to not tell my kids this same story. He was given the option to stay back after his degree but opted to return to Nigeria.

Affliction will not rise a second time.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
After seeking attention yesterday you no pass page 1
Today you continue your journey into the kingdom of brainlessness..I laugh you..

Your fellow kids are tired of your unending balderdash..you think they are so daft to keep following your meaningless talk?
Baby boy you are only deceiving yourself..
We love the comedy..

If I send you PM, wee you reply?

PS
I don't swallow pills but I've got loads of COMMON SENSE

Lalami3232:
Dem say "apple no dey fall far from the tree", so na like mother like daughter. I fit bet you say this one don dey rival the mama for body count. May we not marry from the lineage of HOEloshos.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "The day I go mistakenly born girl pikin, I go *****"

Which of them have you slept with? How was it? Were they any good? When did you ask for their body count? Was it before or after sleeping with them? How much did you pay?

It takes one HOElosho to know another...it seems you're an expert that's why I'm asking...

pocohantas:
I don’t want to go anywhere. Your first question should have been if I want to go to your heaven or its opposite.

After death, I’ll decompose in my grave and my loved ones will find solace in the memories of our time together.

Are you for real or are you trying to stir up an argument?

I must have a totally wrong impression of you I reckon...

No girl has convincingly explained to me their attraction and obsession towards scumbags especially in their prime.

She is likely going to defend his actions and plead for his forgiveness...heck, my guess is she has already!

The sad part is there is probably a great but 'boring' fella that'll literally catch a grenade for her sorry ass but alas, that dude doesn't stand a chance...at least not now, in 10 years time maybe. A time in which her story will be ''my past is my past, I was young and naive and don't deserve to be judged''....

....but the bright side is that an innocent SIMPle fella might just buy her story and they'll ride into the sunset and live happily ever after

[quote author=vanida6 post=95195874][/quote]Just shot you a PM...hopefully you'll respond...

Datboredberry:
Not really... It took several years... Trust me, it's hard to believe in someone you can't see, touch or even feel...

If the only proof of his existence is a story book written hundred of years ago by Arabs in a desert... Then I'll pass...

The proof of God's existence is not in the Bible.

The Bible was not written to prove God's existence. It is sad that this Holy book has been reduced to something this trivial by many.

The proof of God's existence is in one's essence. Which, explains why the young man is conflicted.

My advice to you is to clear the chatter and the background noise that is life and sincerely meditate and look inwardly. You will find the answers you seek.

Figger:
am 35 and still single, at my age as a man,my body count is just 9. So tell me how am I suppose to settle with a lady who has Already lost her count.

NINE is still a HUGE number!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Poverty nor good sha

See as bros op just dey reason 400,000 like say na 30 billion
May we drink all type of tea in this life except pover-Tea

Same four hundred thousand way boys dey carry enter market go buy shirt and trousers still the thing nor go full nylon bag

Even common original turkey trousers Jean...that 400k nor go fit buy am many

Not everyone is a criminal or a fraudster. Some of us actually work for the money we earn.

siofra:
This is what these redpillers do. 80% of the redpillers on this forum are homosexuals. Yeessss they are.


I'm sorry dear. Men are scum and useless. Disgrace him and tell all his friends. For two years he deceived you.

Since you're a very emotional woman I suggest you go to therapy because the months to come will not be easy for you at all.

But you'll heal and you'll be fine. Men areee scuuuummmm.

Gaddam Yo Fyne!

Mercychen:
I remember the day my dad gave me a resounding slap.

He woke me up as he was preparing for work very early in the morning. So I wasn't happy. I stood before him, looking into his eyes with anger, as he was assigning me some duties to do after school. The next thing I heard was "ta"! On my cheek.

That was the last I looked into his eyes when he's talking.

Sorry baby

WackyJ1:
Hello experts and phone enthusiasts.

I'm looking for a solid phone and my budget is ₦120k.

I'd prefer a Samsung or a Redmi.

A22 or Redmi 10 fall into this price range but I don't know how well they last over time from day to day use.

Any other suggestions?

My best advice is to go for a brand new 2018 flagship phone from Samsung. With your budget, you should be able to get a Samsung galaxy note 9. Only an iPhone (X) comes close to to the experience in terms of quality. I use a Note 8 and my only regret is that I didn't switch to Samsung earlier.

Please those that had their exams today...
How was it?
Did you get a link from the zoom meeting to take the test?

Was it like the first exam we took?

Please someone should help with an answer. Thanks in anticipation.

udeze73:
12 mins 50 questions. E hard of course

Please what kind of questions were they?
English, Maths, Abstract or Spatial reasoning? Or a combination of all?

sheymann128:
I won't be able to attend.

Oh dear, that's really sad. Hope your reasons are worth it cos you have come a long way to just quit now.

Celindy:
I scored 62% and I didn't get a mail. I guess the pass Mark is 65%

Could be!
Fingers crossed, hopefully another batch of emails might be rolled out.

I am tempted to believe that the pass mark is 60%. Is there anyone in the house in the 50's range that got an invitation?

sheymann128:
I did mine online on Saturday and my score was 66%

Thank you! All the very best!!

sheymann128:
I got a mail for assessment centre this afternoon. I was scheduled for Thursday 19th August but I am in Enugu and I am quite uncertain that I can make it. I called one of the HR person that sent the invite, he told me the Assessment Centre will be for just two days(Thursday and Friday).

Please, when did you take your test? Was it on or offline? And most importantly, what was your test score?

Thanks

Jarus:
Iphone 11 - N330k
Iphone 11 pro - N430k
Iphone 11 again for someone - N360k

Bros, na where una dae see this money?

sonofelizabeth:
@slimfeez
I got a failed delivery on friday evening (27th) on an item I ordered on the 31st of October. This was followed by an email notification by aliexpress to pick up my order at my local post office that same evening. I went there yesterday but was told my item is yet to be delivered. What should I do? Has anyone in the house encountered this problem before? How was it resolved?

I've gotten my item! Thanks everyone!!

Olamak1:
If I may ask, have you been to your local PO to check the item?

I have. I was told that it is yet to get to them

Emily22:
This is ur first time I guess

Yeah

Pweetymaro97:
It's Enroute your state post office to your nearest post office...

You'll be contacted as from tomorrow till Friday

Fingers crossed! Thanks....I'll let y'all know when its finally delivered!

genius43:
Wait for your post office to call you or check the post office midweek.

Thanks man!

Olamak1:
There's nothing you can do than wait for the parcel to arrive your local PO. In my own case, tracking showed that my order arrived destination country on the 14th of September after about 2 weeks of ordering. I had gone to the PO to pick several orders which arrived after the above date, but this particular one was nowhere to be found. BP expired yet I didn't open dispute because I know that aliexpress would rule against me. So, I just crossed my legs waiting for the day this order would eventually arrive. Just last week, Friday 27th of November, I got a call that the order is available for a pick up. Imagine! That is approximately 2-and-a-half months of order's arrival at destination country.

My tracking has confirmed that the item is already at my local posting office that's why I am worried....

Ojochogwusunny:
your local post office will notify you soon,just be patient it seems the item has not gotten to them. Expect a call or message frm tomorrow to Wednesday

Thanks man! I urgently need that item!!