₦airaland Forum

EmekaBlue:
na him dey fvck d bloody cadet gf when cadet dey mando camp.

All these small boys think they r strong like lion..na only uniform dey give dem that respect...Try fight without ur uniform and smell ur nyansh

must everything be about jokes

Beans with Turkey and Cassava flake topped with milk and honey. First meal of the day.

LadyJasper:
Choi! Dis was enter!!!!
Though I always knew that our leaders don't take us serious and they don't fear us because we truly are unserious with ourselves. They know this and use it to their own advantage at our own peril. It's rather unfortunate that we have stripped ourselves of the power we actually have over our leaders.

Very unfortunate. But the bad side is, we don't even realise that. Knowing the problem is one thing, solving it comes after. We have refused to acknowledge that we are the problem. We keep looking for perfect leaders in people like atiku, tinubu and buhari. Old men ith archaic mentality. Laughable

Larryfest:
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!! guess i should be thanking God cos they just denied my junior brother visa last week and he wasn't happy at all..

Oga, people are there living their lives don't let that scare you. Even if tsunami dey happen everyday still go there. You have to survive against all odds. Don't let anything scare you

Ugosample:
At last, someone is saying what i have been trying to say

My brother, the stupidity here is something else, you have to stoop so low to sound reasonable here.

Imagine every church call out their members to protest the government in large numbers, imagine all stree full of people how many police or army do we have? Look at France, middle east, they protest when things are wrong.

You know what we do when "monkey stole money"? We crack jokes,

When army man slap civilian, we crack jokes,,

Snake swallow money we crack jokes. and everybody laughs at their own stupidity,

where in saner climes such stupid claims will be investigated and someone's head chopped off.

But no, we crack jokes then gather on Sunday and Friday again to slam our heads on the ground asking God to help us.

180million mad people but we don't know the rest of the world laughs at us.

franciskaine:
before you blame the followers, blame the leaders. Leadership determines the road and line of action the citizens wil follow. Jesus led his disciples and showed them the way of life and not the other way round.

Crime and indiscipline has become a norm because the elite has chosen it as a way of life, it will indirectly spiral into a societal menace. Trace the route of kidnapping, ritualism and whatnots u'll agree with me it all started from the elite.

what stops us from protesting? You want freedom for free? No great nation had freedom for free, the people had to fight.

But guess what, every religious houses has brainwashed us to have hope that God will do something hahahahahahah such stupidity has gone on for so long.

The religious houses hold the keys to the awakening of this nation but they rather fight freeze for more tithes, they don't care about the nation, they are not different from us, they are thieves but the people don't realise that.

When you are in mental chains and don't know it, it's hard to be freed.

I repeat, it's a shithole

AngelicBeing:
Gbam, not only Kenya, if you visit Rwanda, Botswana, Mauritius, and Seychelles, you will weep and regret for been a Nigerian, I agree with your points, Nigeria as a nation is beyond redemption, with all the resources in Nigeria, it is still a jungle and the current headquarters of poverty, the citizens have loose hope of Nigeria ever becoming better, PDP AND APC is not the answer, the entire foundation of Nigeria as a country is faulty, that is why you see the mass migration of Nigerians to different parts of the world, l left Nigeria years ago and anytime l visit briefly, I weep because the status quo still remains the same

It's a taboo. The people here live in misery and are OK with it. They even marry in it, have kids in it, and still complain that there is hardship. When you speak out they ask you to shut up.

People here are minions, they are the laziest set of humans to even walk the face of the earth.

Tomorrow, millions of them will gather to praise God and pray for long life and prosperity, where prosperity of the nation wan come from? Hahahahahaha

It's a shithole

taiyeayodeji:
i agree strongly with you.90% of the problem is caused by the people.corruption is a big thing and can't be totally eradicated by any government. it can only be reduced with time.corruption starts with the ordinary people on the street and then at the peak in government.living abroad is not as easy as people think and every country has got it own challenges.the issue in nigeria is that the people support corruption and I can't believe yhat some people like an administration because despite the high level of corruption ,the people still have a little enjoyment .it's a case of somebody stealing billions and keeping the people silent with only 100 naira.corruption starts when a young boy buys an expensive jeep and nobody questions the source because he uses his evil money to help people.its when parent are happy with ill gotten wealth of their children without questioning source.i must say in the developed country.the government knows what everybdoy earns and any unusual amount in your account is questioned .in Nigeria,it's opposite. people have unexplained money in account .thry are supported by bankers and bank managers to loot .

And tomorrow all these set of people will gather in churches across the nation to praise God. For what exactly?

We that don't go to churches will be termed evil

Such a stupid society Nigeria is, nothing will change this country. It's a dead zone.

davecris:
Women. If not for reproduction as commanded by the most high, i will never get married.

No one commanded anything, don't be fooled

Laurashils:
I pray you get connected to people who are prudent in spending.....

the prayer worrior has arrived. Well done.

HaileSelassie:
marijuana or cigs?

why does that matter

Jayslicky:
Suicide is for cowards, every one goes through some challenges in life we just have to live to overcome it, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

only the man who wears the shoe knows just how much it bites.

Mine started last week. Quit smoking for good, reduced drinking of alcohol to occasionally (one bottle in the last 7 days), be more critical in spending, be more stingy to people especially girls, save more.
Join a football club and do exercise frequently both physically and emotionally.

Improve myself and get involved with people that matter.

hahn:
Summary: I don't have a picture. Just accept with faith.

I jump and pass

LordReed:
We know, we just think if you are convinced a god exists then probably your reason can convince others especially if you say you have evidence of this god.

Lolz. Good night

budaatum:
Even 19 sef, you can't have her! Lol!

Haha madam relax na, I never said am looking for a wife.

hahn:
Can you share an audio recording of god answering you please? I want to know what his voice sounds like

I have two instances so powerful that what I called for came to be. Look man, I know what I know, I choose to ascribe it to the creator, the one who sees our soul in pure form, the one who judges mankind for good and bad rather than religion or tribe.

It is my own religion and am OK with it.

I don't have problem with atheist really, so long every one respects his or her self.

It's that simple. Let's not go that way, I have nothing to prove to anyone. Not even god

budaatum:
No! You cannot marry her! I don't want another daddy. Thank you.

easy mama, am a young man in late 20s. No chance.

But we could be pals you know

I have never met an irreligious girl. I am not an atheist but I don't go to church, I believe there is a creator and I pray and "he" answers me. Though, I don't kneel and close my eyes praying, I just talk to my mind.

I wish I have a girl who's irreligious it would be awesome. But all the ones I meet are religious nut heads. One vigil to another, I can't do that thing.

But hey, new year eve am gonna be in the presence of the lord for cross over. I'll do that for my mama even though she knows I don't go to church no more

budaatum:
Mama. She's in Nigeria at the moment causing havoc with anyone who mentions God in her presence. She's let a building of mine to Mountain of Fire, and instead of paying rent they want to pray for her. So last Saturday she locked up the building so they could not worship on Sunday. They all came to plead with her but she would not have it till they paid.

I like that woman hahahahaha

Can't everyone just live without getting married? too much drama

propsvila:
I am not sure you know Egbeda very well, it is very organized with good infastructures.
Lagos is level by level Abi no be person dey Ikorodu

Alright man your right and yes I have stayed in egbeda before.

Like I said earlier, getting good jobs in such area is rare besides, when you get else where you'd sacrifice more money for transport and also Stressful. It's trade-off. Reasonable Comfort for cash.

I posted based on what I observed and obtained when I was searching for an apartment.

propsvila:
I don't believe that some part of Lagos has cheap accommodation, you can get self contain apartment at Egbeda for 80,000.

Egbeda na area? mtcheeeeww

Spend about 70k monthly for upkeep both transport, feeding, other useless unforeseen expenses and flexing here in Lagos. I don't want to write story.

Accommodation is expensive, average of 500k in mainland, anything less would be at areas where you don't get comfortable or where jobs are not much which means you spend more on transport with loads of stress.

Some part of island cost less but you would also spend more on transport with stress as well.

All the same, Lagos is a balling place, you get your cash and a car you are good to go.

And lastly, relationships are expensive to maintain here, before you go on a date you think twice, the expenses and the stress, are they worth it? Sly anybody you like this is Lagos....

Gaddafithe2nd:
I am not a Liverpool fan, but I wish they win the league this season.

the haters are aligning.

992finland:
Man city are no longer favorites for now

Not so fast. 17 matches are a lot.

Game on.

oloriLFC:
Up Liverpooooooolll!7 points clear! Level on goals with City! Dia fada!

6 points. Tottenham is behind us.

This year is our year.

DonFreshmoney:
It's either you have a small willy or her puccy is d size of a well.

correct. One is likely correct.

RoyalUc:


I've met those who give though.

But truly, most ladies like; "give me," "treat me like a lady," "you don't care about me,"...

At the end of the day what do we do? Manage the situation.

Live happily when single and pray you have more money when married, life is short.

RoyalUc:
You know ordinarily, we find it hard to put up with people's minus for long. Adding value to someone means making him/her better than you met him/her with time.
For instance, you said, "Dude was so indecisive, unstable and couldn't sacrifice. I don't want such a person in my life. I'll rather be single, please. You can save your petty love."
You would've added value to him if, after meeting you, he becames more stable and decisive (I'll always add, 'with time' ). That would have been your own sacrifice.

Remember, adding value to someone means making him/her better than you met him/her with time. Let him look back and say, "I use to... but my lady changed me.

Dude that's a black female, they don't give, they only take from " them" everything. Lolz

Why didn't you call me? You don't care about me, do you even love me?
Meanwhile, I was always busy at work. Last time she came to my house I tried to make a meaningful conversation just to know what she got for her future but no she couldn't keep a good conversation but would rather talk about how her friend had a new bf or how her friend broke up with a new guy she just met, or the next glorious church service. And her puccy and my D ain't compatible.

Gettout here meehn