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Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 8:37pm On Apr 25, 2011
So u feel all tough, strong and fearless like a Capone eh?

Just answer the question, are you the Capone of NL?
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 8:28pm On Apr 25, 2011
Y u dey fear?
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 8:11pm On Apr 25, 2011
Okay, now you're really asking for it. You better watch your language. Who the **** do you think you are, the Capone of Nl?
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 7:55pm On Apr 25, 2011
Ready anytime. grin

PS: Who're you calling 'gutter girl'? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 7:38pm On Apr 25, 2011
Puh-leeeeease! Who's deceiving you?
Jokes Etc › Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 7:31pm On Apr 25, 2011
Lol.
Jokes Etc › Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 7:25pm On Apr 25, 2011
Yinka, pity Rokey na, he got off on a 'rocky start'. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 7:19pm On Apr 25, 2011
Stuuuuudio, speak the truth for the truth shall set you free.

Confess your sins and you shall be forgiven and you may get away with only a beating this night, if you are lucky. cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Come For Rice by Sophizzy(f): 7:08pm On Apr 25, 2011
Ok.
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 7:06pm On Apr 25, 2011
At Yinka & ARareGem, thanks sisters. wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 6:50pm On Apr 25, 2011
Apart from being blind as a bat, you must be dumber than I thought for making up something that lame.

GROW UP!

And do not mess with a Waffarian.
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Can Handle This? by Sophizzy(f): 6:40pm On Apr 25, 2011
Na wa o
Jokes Etc › Re: Easter Jokes by Sophizzy(f): 6:37pm On Apr 25, 2011
Funny.

At poster, happy easter to you too.
Jokes Etc › Re: Need A Bad Day To Get Into Heaven by Sophizzy(f): 6:33pm On Apr 25, 2011
Lord have mercy! grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Name by Sophizzy(f): 6:27pm On Apr 25, 2011
OP, you nor try at all.
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairaland Gbogbo Biz Gurls by Sophizzy(f): 6:22pm On Apr 25, 2011
Lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 6:14pm On Apr 25, 2011
Studio CFR:
dont be stewpid.
Since when ears begin talk?

Did u just missed your period before typing that or something?

Mtchew.
See me see trouble O! Who called this bush monkey into my matter. In case you haven't noticed, this is the jokes section so people are allowed to say silly things.

And you who knows English best, can't you make a complete sentence without mixing up past and present tense? Try pack your face and loosen up.
Jokes Etc › Re: Laff It Out With Dariye by Sophizzy(f): 8:13pm On Apr 24, 2011
Jokes are ok.
Jokes Etc › Re: In The World Of Romance For Ladies, One Golden Rule Applies:- by Sophizzy(f): 8:08pm On Apr 24, 2011
Make sense.

Women, can't do with'em, can't do without'em.
Jokes Etc › Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 8:01pm On Apr 24, 2011
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Haba na.
Jokes Etc › Re: **new Perfumes For Sale** by Sophizzy(f): 8:00pm On Apr 24, 2011
Make sense smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Just Drop A Smile by Sophizzy(f): 7:51pm On Apr 24, 2011
;d
Jokes Etc › Re: Calabar, Igbo And Edo Girls by Sophizzy(f): 7:35pm On Apr 24, 2011
To poster, undecided

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=653265.msg8195473#msg8195473 date=1303663775]^^ Baby girl sorry for am small now tongue

@ Poster na your unfertilized pikins stain the wall of the lift so? grin grin[/quote]Efe!!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Wise Obasanjo by Sophizzy(f): 7:29pm On Apr 24, 2011
Nice joke poster. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Wait For Me by Sophizzy(f): 7:25pm On Apr 24, 2011
Eeeeeeevil!
Jokes Etc › Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by Sophizzy(f): 7:24pm On Apr 24, 2011
rokey23:
Wot fun kissin grandpa 10 times. LOL
I'm telling you. Hope granpa brushed his teeth, or whatever's left of them.
Jokes Etc › Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 7:21pm On Apr 24, 2011
Should've used the opposite of what he said Oops.

Bt wait Oh, so na so those people just disgrace themselves.
Jokes Etc › Re: Wait For Me by Sophizzy(f): 7:17pm On Apr 24, 2011
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Na im good 4 am, wetin make am nor dey sleep 4 nite. Dem 4 blind the 2 eyes. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Monthly Bloody Illness by Sophizzy(f): 7:05pm On Apr 24, 2011
Okpe!!! shocked What my eyes have seen, my ears cannot talk it!
Jokes Etc › Re: Pretty Hilarious by Sophizzy(f): 7:01pm On Apr 24, 2011
Funny.

Although if it were a real life situation:

1. The dude is not wise at all.
2. The solution his uncle gave is very reasonable, don't think I would have come up with any better one myself.
3. Or he cld become a farmer, bt as in no. 1 above, he'll be bent on getting a job by making use of the credits he managed to get.
Jokes Etc › Re: D Hypnotist's Incident by Sophizzy(f): 6:49pm On Apr 24, 2011
Whoa!!! shocked

Cool joke. Wonder who got to clean all that poo up. And that hypnotist needs serious flogging so next time he'll watch what he says after hypnotising people.

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