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So u feel all tough, strong and fearless like a Capone eh?

Just answer the question, are you the Capone of NL?

Y u dey fear?

Okay, now you're really asking for it. You better watch your language. Who the **** do you think you are, the Capone of Nl?

Ready anytime.

PS: Who're you calling 'gutter girl'?

Puh-leeeeease! Who's deceiving you?

Lol.

Yinka, pity Rokey na, he got off on a 'rocky start'.

Stuuuuudio, speak the truth for the truth shall set you free.

Confess your sins and you shall be forgiven and you may get away with only a beating this night, if you are lucky.

Ok.

At Yinka & ARareGem, thanks sisters.

Apart from being blind as a bat, you must be dumber than I thought for making up something that lame.

GROW UP!

And do not mess with a Waffarian.

Na wa o

Funny.

At poster, happy easter to you too.

Lord have mercy!

OP, you nor try at all.

Lol

Studio CFR:
dont be stewpid.
Since when ears begin talk?

Did u just missed your period before typing that or something?

Mtchew.

See me see trouble O! Who called this bush monkey into my matter. In case you haven't noticed, this is the jokes section so people are allowed to say silly things.

And you who knows English best, can't you make a complete sentence without mixing up past and present tense? Try pack your face and loosen up.

Jokes are ok.

Make sense.

Women, can't do with'em, can't do without'em.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Haba na.

Make sense

;d

To poster,

Efemena_xy:
^^ Baby girl sorry for am small now

@ Poster na your unfertilized pikins stain the wall of the lift so?

Efe!!!!!!!!

Nice joke poster.

Eeeeeeevil!

rokey23:
Wot fun kissin grandpa 10 times. LOL

I'm telling you. Hope granpa brushed his teeth, or whatever's left of them.

Should've used the opposite of what he said Oops.

Bt wait Oh, so na so those people just disgrace themselves.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Na im good 4 am, wetin make am nor dey sleep 4 nite. Dem 4 blind the 2 eyes.

Okpe!!! What my eyes have seen, my ears cannot talk it!

Funny.

Although if it were a real life situation:

1. The dude is not wise at all.
2. The solution his uncle gave is very reasonable, don't think I would have come up with any better one myself.
3. Or he cld become a farmer, bt as in no. 1 above, he'll be bent on getting a job by making use of the credits he managed to get.

Whoa!!!

Cool joke. Wonder who got to clean all that poo up. And that hypnotist needs serious flogging so next time he'll watch what he says after hypnotising people.