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Sticooooooo:
Normally I am a guy that really fancy women. I used to sleep with a lot of them. Although I have a very big pen:s, 7 inche. There's these two particular ladies that when ever I sleep with them I will notice some small bruises on my pen:s.

Yesterday I sleep with one of them, but before that she told me that she wasn't fine and she's on drugs. But as conji dey do me, I didn't listen I went ahead to fire, since I have gold circle.

In the process of inserting my thing in her I notice a whitish something on her pus;y unlike before, I didn't hesitate, I went straight.

After the do, I discovered that condom burst and I discovered bruises on my thing just as usual

Later I discovered that the drugs she was using is STD related drugs.

Please, which drugs can I use to neutralise the possible infection 😫?

Is it normal to experience bruises on a pen:s after sex and yet condom didn't burst or it burst?


Please help a brother fast

Senior bros, you sure sey you used condom? Be sincere to yourself first.

These are warning signs of what might befall you, if you don't stick to one partner.

Anyways, please take care of yourself & a prayer for quick recovery.

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Wawelexy:
Sorry o, which of the brother in-law helped you? Ur ex bro in-law or the new girl?

Kindly increase the volume of this question.

dettolgel:
At first I thought it was the Alexa echo dot, that is why it is good to read beyond headline.

Please how did you manage to setup your echo dot with Amazon Alexa? I can't download because its not available in Nigeria's playstore

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it^{. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone.} When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

Thank goodness that your communication with your spouse hasn't broken down. Please, keep that up.

I want to help address your question of how married people cope when the spark is gone? Can you both plan a trip outside your present location? Look out for areas with less built-up environment. Sure this will help him ease out & deliver on his mandate.

Remember stress does so much on most men, whom ordinarily would've been up & doing.

Faber:
Owerri guys are love peddlers, but very jealous with their own wives.

Although Madam post no get meaning,

Nevertheless, Mbaise men, very close to Owerri, are the worst men in South East..as for their ladies omoh...very horrible. They are just meant to marry themselves. Them and Ngwa people are the same. Never ever allow Ngwa and Mbaise man marry your daughter, na suffering dey await her. I don talk my own finish.

How true is this your hypothesis? Why You're generalising that Mbaise & Ngwa people are same when it comes to marriage? There are very good & loving persons within these tribes.

I am sure if your own tribe is revealed here most persons will have an interesting (negative) things to say about it.

Do this people understand that IMEI of most phones can be also be manipulated?

If the linking of NIN to Service Providers haven't yielded the desired results why the rush of uploading IMEI?

There are ways to curtail this insecurity which the government haven't really explore. If I may ask, how many of our Police Stations have a tracking devices & how many of the police personnel's can effectively use them? Let them resume the basis & see things work Luke magic. My humble opinion ooh

I hope our government, will do the needful almost immediately.

FreemanTJ:
I'm Confused With The Way Forward With My Relationship And Marriage

2 years ago I met a lady through a colleague. We got really close and became friends, few months later we got intimate and eventually she got pregnant. She was so scared and devastated and pleaded that I not only accept the pregnancy but marry her as well.....her parents are both pastors and she didnt want to bring shame to them by having a child out of wedlock.

The truth is, I wasn't ready for such commitment but I couldn't bear to see her depressed and so devastated, so I succumbed to getting married to her. Within 2 months we had to do a rushed traditional wedding and white wedding but before that I told her I felt trapped and we had an agreement we weren't going to be living together. This was because we both had different apartment at that time and due to proximity to work I wanted to stay on the island while she stayed on the mainland. She's an entrepreneur and since she was pregnant it wasn't going to be easy for her shuttling between island and mainland

She was ok with the agreement and all the while we lived apart. After the wedding I never wore the ring as I never considered myself married. My parents were the only ones that showed up at my wedding, all my sibling were really disappointed.

Anyway, to cut the long story, while I was with this lady before she got pregnant I met a lady at an event and immediately we connected. We would chat for several days and play chess game for long hours. We shared alot of common interest in our profession, games and all. She's not the reading type so I always recommend books for her to read and we reviewed together. After about 3 months of communicating online she asked if I was seeing someone, at that time my wife (it feels odd using the word wife) was pregnant, I stylishly dodged the question but she another she insisted I answered and I just had to confess I had a gf.


She thanked me for telling the truth, we continued playing chess but it wasn't as often. One time we were playing and started teasing sexually, she played along and was surprised I even mentioned anything sexual. Few months after, I got married but never mentioned it to her. I fear I might lose her while going through a marriage I never wanted.
During this period I withdrew from all form of communication, I was trying to figure out my life yet distracted. She kept sending messages on WhatsApp which I ignored until after about 2 months, I responded and she was upset that after connecting so well I suddenly withdrew.
She asked if I had a meltdown or emotional breakdown which I denied. Just told her I was detoxing from social media but I was back for good. So we continued chatting for another 3 months and decided we saw a movie together. After the movie I told her I wanted to see more of her. Eventually after some weeks, I invited her over and we got intimate. It wasn't the best of experience for her as she claims to have been celibate for over a year.

When she got home that night we discussed our sex extensively and she said she has never experienced orgasm and has always had painful. I felt I could change that experience for her. The next time she came over she asked if I truly had a gf since we spend alot of time communicating online, this time around I said I did but due to the distance we had issues and the rship isnt heading anywhere. I knew it was selfish of me but I wasn't ready to let go. After the third attempt she had her 1st orgasm and i could tell she wasn't ready to let go either.

After a while she got suspicious, she would tell me she had a dream of a short black lady chasing her out of my room and I kept reassuring her it was impossible but she kept insisting this dreams were recurring but I kept denying I had a gf or wife. She described my wife perfectly and I just wondered how some people are gifted with the ability to see things in dreams. All through the while she insisted on protection as she couldn't trust me completely. She grew more suspicious daily and I got defensive everytime and this started causing a strain in our relationship.
During this period we were dating and I asked her if she publicizes her rship on social media and she mentioned no, then later she asked me what I was hiding but i got defensive and we had a major argument.

What I can deduce from the op is that he so much love sexual intercourse with protection & that's the beginning of his problems. Bros, you get mind ooh, you no dey even fear some strong STDs not to talk of their grand patron AIDS...@ OP its real ooh..better go do test & learn to use condoms...

Looking at that wheelchair closely one can deduce that it was locally fabricated

Rest in Peace Mr Stanley Nwabia, indeed your twitter handle will be greatly missed..Sleep on brother

KingAzubuike:
How can you kill a policeman who protect the citizens all because of a pregnant woman who has nothing to offer to the society. Now that the policeman is dead, crime and violence will befall all of you living in that area.

Dead KingAzubuike, its not a must that you have to comment on every post on nairaland, I can understand as a newbie you felt is was necessary. Your comment above speaks volume with a very negative perception of your person.

saheedbadmus:
indirectly you are trying to say his medulla oblongata is not working fine ehya..

Medulla Oblongata controls the smell, taste buds & other sensory functions. The appropriate word to have used is Cerebrum.

Max8:
This Dino guy na buffon, showing us card reader means INEC have a server?,PDP claimed they have results sheet printed from the server, who ever that gave them the print out should be an insider, why can they also show us pictures or video of the computer room and the server where they are located, rather than all this cock and bull story about server or no server

In wars like this,one doesn't need to bring out all his arsenal all at once. With INEC claim of not having a server, the question will be where was the alleged transmitted result go to? Is either the results were transmitted into the clouds (which is also a server or they've physical server). Time will tell.

delishpot:
Abegi, tell your wife that you do not want to see her sis dressed like a hooker in your presence. What is there to fear? The home is yours too and you have a right to be comfortable.

This is the best advise to give to him. To me,he's already given in by considering testing. You better give both of them condition, either you dress properly or leave my abode, simple

donbachi:
What is the low esteem there?you just sounded like a total feminist and like a woman that will never be submissive to any man,knowing your grandmother and mother did same to their husbands..as christians,we all know that the bible also talked about women been submissive to husbands.i don't know the point you are trying to prove..stop discouraging other women out there.most men are what you women made of them...it's you that really need to be reoroentations on how to respect and be submissive to men.

I beg to deviate from your submission based on the Bible reference you cited. There's nothing wrong for a woman to be submissive to her husband but it comes with a little price which is 'love'. The same verse which asked women to be submissive to their husband, asks men to love their wives as Christ loves the church. In other words, Submission comes with love.

Please brethren sing with me.....

They've come....2X
Another medical vacation... 2X

Lord help us!!!!

deepwater:
lol

The Army should test these guys for drugs...

When u know the type of drugs they take, you trace it to the suppliers / makers of the drug and watch out the distribution chain in that BH infesed region

Another alternative is to have the Nigerian Army Small Scale Drug Manufacturing Unit put in chips in a similar brand of the drugs these bombers are taking and track the hell outa them...

sense will not kill me

I applaud your reasoning this might be the most vital information that could help to end the madness of Boko Haram. Flesh & blood didn't reveal that to you

Humchi:
To say the truth, i am really heartbroken to hear this news of the man being sack because of what happened a long time ago.

Why did she wait till the time of his wedding? Why not then, possibly take him to the police

I really hate killjoys.

I am not supporting rape. It is a deed that was done back then, that ought to have been settled.

Look now he has lost his job.

I hope the lady is now happy.

It seems you do have empathy for the alleged rapist? Have you imagined the trauma the said raped has or will be going through? Its nothing compared to the sacking. For every action there is always reaction, I am not trying to pass a judgement on him. It is only left for him to clear his name/image by coming out with evidence to counter what has been alleged against his person.

I'll encourage you to increase your personal hygiene. Firstly, change your towels then properly sun your mattress. You may also need to look closely to the food, it might be an allergy. In all try seeing another dermatologist. Quick recovery bro!

From the rooting system, that could be called a shrub not a tree. It's very risky to pack cars under shrubs during this period because their roots are not well penetrated into the soil.

SuperS1Panther:
If he did it because of SW votes that is a lie. He had our vote in 2015.

He just consolidated it with this heart warming announcement.

If you are not happy with the news, you are an enemy of democracy and SW.

Do you think we have forgotten how your Hero gave undeserved presidential pardon to one of the looters of our commonwealth-- Bode George. What is it not for political gain then.

If your principal can do that for political gain, it is within the right to do whatsoever he likes for political gain.

Bode George wasn't granted Presidential pardon, but rather he was acquitted by the court. Let's learn to verify our facts before we push them out. https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/npa-contract-scam-s-court-acquits-bode-george-5-ex-convicts/amp/.

This reminds me of 'My Oga at the Top..' IGP don enter one chance

After watching the clip of the IGP inability to read through his speech, it made me remember the movie called the Devil's Advocate when Keanu Reeves was to defend a rape case and the witness couldn't give a proper account of the incident because his tongue was tied via voodoo. Maybe IGP don offend his uncle in the village

sweerychick:
Mr ignoramus! The president is the head of state and it's different from that of a chancellor both have different protocols during official diplomatic visits to other countries. This is because she reports to president and the both work in hand! Yes the chancellor or the prime minister in parliamentary rule is the head of government and she forms her government and reports to the head of state which happens to be either the president or the Queen ( as in United kingdom) or whoever is the head in the country.
And need I remind you that Germany has a president too! Mr I know too much about nothing.

You're on point his name is Frank-Walter Steinmeier. Frank-Walter Steinmeier is a German politician serving as President of Germany since 19 March 2017. He previously was Minister for Foreign Affairs from 2005 to 2009 and again from 2013 to 2017, and as Vice-Chancellor of Germany from 2007 to 2009

What is the correlation between Fulani Herdsmen invade Ondo Speaker’s farm, destroy cash crops and The legislative arm of government is an important arm of government saddled with the responsibilities of lawmaking , ratification of appointment of public office holders , oversight functions , among others.

“ It must be noted , however , that these functions can not be achieved without financial autonomy of the legislature , hence the agitations for financial autonomy for houses of assembly is sacrosanct , ” Oloyeloogun stated.

I was expecting them to formulate a policy that will help in curtailing the issue of herdsmen and farmer.....This people won't stop amazing us with the personal interest

Please did anybody read through the post? I started doubt her even more when I read to this point

"Ms. Otobo said she didn’t save up enough evidence because she didn’t know “all of these would be happening.”

She also said most of her evidence were lost after her laptop was stolen on arrival at the Lagos airport last year.

“I wanted to get rid of him and deleted his number, everything. It was when I suspected something was going on, last year, it was when I started gather....

Please this lady...she should know that some of her claims will demand concrete evidence

The petition reads in part: “apart from the fact that the allegations against Mr Magu are baseless and politically motivated, the Senate of Nigeria flagrantly denied him constitutionally and internationally guaranteed right to a fair hearing by not providing him an opportunity to respond to the allegations against him.

Why do we have so much double standards in Nigeria? SERAP is now quoting a treaty Nigeria is signatory to!!! "Mr.Magu is denied his constitutionally & internationally guaranteed right to a fair hearing by not providing him an opportunity to respond to the allegations against him". One question comes to my mind, please where is Sambo Dasuki? Was he granted an opportunity to respond to the allegations against him.

SERAP as you've dimmed it fit to petition the Nigerian Senate on behalf of Mr.Magu, kindly petition also the Nigerian Government on behalf for Sambo Dasuki too. So there can be fairness in a appeal for Human Rights!!! My opinion anyway!!!

Progressive01:
The reason why some people fought so hard against the PVN policy is being gradually exposed.

The Ineffectual Buffoon and his piglets made the country so conducive an environment for corruption of all sorts to thrive while he did nothing but sit in Aso Rock and binge on liquor all year long.

I pray the hottest parts of Hades be reserved for him and his piglety supporters when they eventually meet their god- saTAN.

Nonsense.

It obvious that some of us are still misinformed even with the wanton availability of information at our disposal. Who initiated and implemented the BVN policy? To you it is @PMB led government; let it be on the record that it was @GEJ led government that the policy of BVN was initiated even in his liquor drinking state was able to come up with the policy...while you non-drinking liquor mini-god what useful policy has he come up with? SMH!!!

Aufbauh:
These miscreants are truly embittered by the assumption of PMB and are mischievously desperate to champion any smear campaign against Mr President.

Their senile tactics is getting boring and childish by the day, this is not how the APC did theirs to toppled the ruling party then. In fact we waited for Jonathan for almost 4-5 years to deliver and he failed.
We gathered our verifiable facts and figures then and throw it out to the masses to judge and it was decided at the poll.

Their pervading mentality of i can't wait for Buhari to fail will only lead them to golgotha and their underhand tactics to smear the present administration will only garner sympathetic support for PMB in the end.

Please which of the verifiable facts & figures? The alleged missing $20B that was never missing that SLS told us? After elections he had to guts to say he was misled.

Please be objectives in your support for this administration.

Gov.Fayose shared rice for the people of Ekiti state which is far much better than this "antelope" project yet some persons in this forum gave a skewed analysis of how he would have used such money for human & capacity development.

Any sane man will agree with me that it is better to have a stomach infrastructure that than this unproductive Christmas tree decoration.

asEdeyHOT:
When I told them last night that it was fake news, they ganged up on me and started calling me names.

There is a notorious poster on NL that keeps reporting fake propaganda against Buhari so immediately she opened a thread on it, I knew it was false.

Itse Sagay is a professor of Law and will not be dumb to grant interviews to unknown blogs.

This is a war against the fight on corruption. This is the new method by PDP , they manufacture lies and spread it through their blogs but unfortunately majority of Nigerians are not buying these concocted lies.

Last month, the lie was that 200 soldiers died. None of their families are looking for them. Only TANoids know these fake soldiers.

PDP are doing themselves no favours. After sometime, no one will believe anything they say or sponsor even it is true. This party is now becoming collectively clueless just like Jonathan

The war on corruption continues . Sai Baba!!

How are you so sure it's PDP that sponsored such story? It can also be an enemy within but if it happened that it was PDP that sponsored such story then they are trying so hard in paying APC with their own coin or what do you think?