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;DWHERE IS ORUBEBE WHEN HE'S MOST NEEDED?

OABNIKORO PLEASE TAKE NOTE..

caselessogbuagu:
Some 'white-elephant' ministries and their ministers must go down.





We are not here for a pdp tea-party, we are here for real business- BUHARI(2015).

LEAVE THE MUMU MAKE HE DEY TALK RUBBISH...

belabela:
yOU CANNOT BE FORCED TO RIG FOR APC MRS. PDP controls the police and the army as they are federal govt controlled. How exactly were you forced? You should be arrested for electoral malpractices. Na this kin woman Buhari go use do sample.

YOU CAN GO AND DIE IN THE LAGOON....

Nursecaleb:
I hate Gmb

@OP.....Na because of this thing U wan park for road side begin dey type?.....SMH

CharlesNneji1:
I was driving back from my office this afternoon when the idea for this article hit me. For a moment i thought about parking my car by the side of the road to pull out my laptop and write this but thought against it; stopping to type by the road seemed too "crase-manish" for my liking...

But still;

THE EXCITEMENT TO WRITE THIS WAS THAT STRONG...

Now, stay with me - this is very important. The thing about these reasons i will list out in a moment is that they are not really a secret, i tagged it "secret" because guys hide these problems of theirs and keep it to themselves

I spent the whole of last night replying tons of email from guys who are going through hell in the hands of Girls they like; reading those emails was really a painful experience - nothing pains me like seeing a guy been treated like he is nothing by a girl he is crazy about.

This is why i do this; to make sure that as many guys as i can reach with my articles would never make the same mistakes that get girls to take them less seriously.

*smiles*

Of course, not everyone will like these articles - infact, most people won't agree with them. But it's fine - na so life be - everybody must not agree with you and you mustn't say things just to impress people.

Now; lets get to business.

#1: THE "MONEY WILL GET GIRLS FLOCKING TO ME" MENTALITY:

Trust me, i have come to find out that when a guy says: "get money first and girls will come flocking around you", such guys usually say this because they have been frustrated by girls in the past. such guys get so frustrated that, to console themselves, they "wish" for a time when they will have a fat bank account and girls will come rushing into their arms.

THIS IS PURE FANTASY - Wake up, bro.

Also, most of these guys freak out when they see a girl they like, some of them cannot even hold a conversation with a female for 5 minutes.

See, don't get me wrong - having money is cool, pull up with a Bugatti to a party and girls will look at you like "who is that boy". Some would even want you to get them pregnant.

But here is the hard plain truth...

At a point in time you start wondering if these girls really like you or if they like your money.

Money brings you lazy, materialistic, cheating, "no dream" kind of girls who just want to stay at home and make babies and eat. If that is the kind of girl you want, then i agree with you - money will get them flocking to you (For sure)

But when it gets to getting a girl who has real value, who has a job, rides her own car (My type of girl) - you have to show her something else; money alone can't get her interested in you - you have to dazzle her with your personality and when your personality is wack - guy, nothing for you.

I have very rich friends, when i mean rich, i mean - RICH. I have worked with over a dozen extremely wealthy guys and they all have the same problem, which is: "How Do I find a girl who is not just interested in my money", "how do i find a girl who will love me for who i am"

*Go and listen to chorus of Iyanya's Orei - he is presently having that same problem too*

I hear alot of guy say things like: "be ugly, have a bad personality, have pot belly, have mouth odor - but once you have money girls will throw themselves at you".

This maybe true, gold digging girls will scramble over such a guy (I no go drag am with una).

but the question is this...

- Do they really like him??
- Will they be faithful to him if a better guy shows up?
- Will they stay on if the money dries up?

Think about that.

If you are the type that tremble when you talk to a girl, getting rich won't solve that fear - you are still the same guy, bro.
If you are a boring guy when you are broke, get rich - you are still boring, bro.

Moreover, the richer you get the more quality women you will meet. This women will have their own money and won't give a damn about yours. This women meet guys who are way richer than you everyday; the competition go still dey bro.

You need something more than money - You need a charming personality. Simple and short. If you Like console yourself from today reach tomorrow, money won't erase your lack of a charming personality (for those who don't have one).

Funny thing is that most broke guys go after girls with this mentality - they buy her gifts, pay her school fees, send her recharge card upon recharge card - and still get dumped.

Haba na


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OACKLAND: wats wrong in knowing where d bridge is? abi no b we go use d bridge?

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dondebx: Dat is a gud development anyway. Hope all could adopt dis and all our politheif can return all the money stoled during their stay in office.

Guy!......No English like Stoled..... definitely,You cheated too .

@MACBRIZ i ađed you like weeks. Ago U never send me single joke since......

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îE you always this slow

Youngsage: Converted from what if I may ask?

TO MY HOME BOY MR.BRAIN WISH YOU SAFEST JOURNEY TO KATSINA......

opeyemmmy: To my dear Jenny; Jaygal, Kweencess and others posted to Enugu.
To my fisherman friend - Imanuelle; LegendSilver and others posted to Otuoke Bayelsa.
To my hommie - OmoT; Winnie, PalaceDaughter, Pablo and others posted to Ogun.
To my guy - Odebbs; Helen, Lauraaa(with faith) and others posted to Abuja.
To Shawylux, Sotenna and others posted to Delta.
To Adary, Yame and others posted to Lagos.
To DimplesCake, Temi and others posted to Oyo.
To SaintAlone, Fayator and others posted to Akwa Ibom.
To Papi (Tari), Fubicutie, Gfree and others posted to Ekiti.
To XpensiveT, Shawrygal and others posted to Osun.
To Toyde and others posted to Edo.
To MercySpeaks and others posted to Kwara.
To BeautyChrist, Detola9, Ravencskar and others posted to Cross River.
To Lifeiscool and others posted to Ebonyi.
To numerous others posted to other states of the federation.

May the Almighty God guide your ways to your various camps; make your stays peaceful and your returns joyous and thankful. Amen.

Happy camping, y'all!!!

Your prayers and wishes are welcomed. Thanks.

ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS FOOLISH?......ISLAM DETEST MOST OF THE WORLDLY THINGS YOU CHRITIANS CONDONE.

ghettodreamz: Not sure if your a Christian or not, I guess you must be a Muslim (hint from your username-Ruq 4 Ruqayat? )

Well, for the Christians, Leviticus 19:28 says it all.

WITH ALL THIS YOUR GIBBERISH NA ONLY 6 PEOPLE LIKE YOUR COMMENT.....THAT SHOULD TELL YOU PEOPLE ARE WISER BY THE DAY.

lacidi: What I have noticed is that Nigerians in a bid to find people guilty are not reading and appreciating the defence put up by those same people. This is why we have high expectations that certain people will be jailed and when they get to court, they are easily set free.

Firstly we went to arms against Oduah. We called her a thief and all sorts. Now it is clear that she didn’t steal anything. At worst the only wrong she did was in buying expensive bullet proof cars in a supposedly poor country.

Now we have gone over to Coscharis and have started screaming again. No one wants to cool down and actually appreciate what Coscharis said. All we hear is how he avoided import duty by claiming the cars are for Lagos state Government. The man has said that the duty waiver was in line with normal practice of 'sponsor vehicles'. Have we taken time to find out what this 'normal practice' is? Have we investigated what is obtainable for such 'sponsor vehicles'? We have not. We are only interested in shouting 'thief, thief' until the case dies off when the man is proven to have done the correct thing.

First, when was the National sports festival in Lagos? My understanding is that it was in November 2012.
From the statement of the Customs, the Vehicles were cleared in June 2013. So if the vehicles were meant for the Sport Festival in November 2012, why then were they cleared in June 2013?

The simple explanation is that Coscharis provided vehicles for the Games from its pool, while it got a waiver to cover those vehicles. Now the waiver will only apply on subsequent imports even though the Games have ended. So let me put it this way:
Lagos wants 300 vehicles for games in Nov 2012,
Coscharis provides some of these from the vehicles it already has in country, while it imports the balance.
Coscharis is granted a waiver for the 300 vehicles.
Considering that some of the vehicles were supplied from Coscharis existing stock, the waivers for these are not utilised immediately,
Coscharis subsequently uses this waiver to import other cars after the games.
The waiver still reads Lagos State Government, although the latest imports were made after the games.

So in summary, 300 cars were requested and waiver given for 300 cars. So if 50 of those cars were already available in Coscharis, it means he still retains the waiver for the 50 cars and can use it subsequently.

I hope we can now understand what he meant by 'sponsor vehicle' practice.

Please let’s reduce the abuse on each other in NL and try and appreciate what people are saying. We always shout like this only to be disappointed.

What is this thing saying...

kolawaxxy: see this schmuck who still thinks the earth is flat. From where you bow to worship your god, if a straight line is made round the earth you will end up facing ur butt. Let's face this issue nd forget religious fanaticism.

ODE NI E......WETIN YOU FATHER DON DO FOR HIM MISERABLE LIFE?

princemolak: Like this post if you hate Aregbe's Educational Reform

jmoore: Asari Dokubo

#justthinkingoutloud

jmoore: Asari Dokubo

#justthinkingoutloud

ALMOST FUNNY.....SO WHAT US TO BELIEVE THIS POO ?

Arysexy: I was at the spot this incident happend, and to burst ur bubble, saturday is a YORUBA tout also called Kehinde and he was d bastard dat struck the business man, Punch intentionally use his English name to hide his identity.

Both of them will face the music.

Arysexy: I was at the spot this incident happend, and to burst ur bubble, saturday is a YORUBA tout also called Kehinde and he was d bastard dat struck the business man, Punch intentionally use his English name to hide his identity.

Both of them will face the music.

So U had such experience and U neva share same in D forum......Bros U stingy o!

eddiebruk: This is actually true, it happened to me in Warri some early March, i stopped at a filling station just to get petrol of 1500 that will enable me get to NNPC filling station so that i can get my tank filled at a considerable rate and the guy went ahead, ran the machine as if he was putting some petrol in my tank just because i was looking away i didn't notice, unknown to him that my meter was already on reserve, after driving for about 3mins my petrol meter still didn't rise, i had to revise back to the service station, by this time i didn't know my friend who was with me was already furious about the whole thing, but he didn't say a word until we got there, on reaching there i asked the guy that how much petrol did he put in my tank, and he said 500, i was shocked, before i could say another word, my friend has given this guy a very hot slap that threw him to the ground, it was the intervention of the Manager that rescued this guy that day, we had to demand for our money back and they gladly gave it back.

Willgates: this northern Muslims and bad grammar sha!

.......IMAGINE THIS FOOL THAT CANNOT EVEN SPELL THE WORD FIND INSULTING PEOPLE.........YOUR BRAIN IS STILL IN YOUR HEAD LOCATE IT AND USE IT.......ODE!!! [quote author=Willgates]

ALMOST FUNNY!....TRY HARDER

REALITY101: First time I'm hearing something good about Muslims and Islam since 9/11

IYA NGBALI: she no be one of those yoruba local actress now,na bleaching be their trade mark

IYA NGBALI: she no be one of those yoruba local actress now,na bleaching be their trade mark

yoruba local actresses like TONT DIKE?

deor03: They are playing mind game !!!. Keshi and Team, Please don't fall for this

.....EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ....GREAT MINDS THINGS

deor03: They are playing mind game !!!. Keshi and Team, Please don't fall for this

.....EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ....GREAT MINDS THINGS!!!

YOU ARE A COWARD ....DUDE![

brownlord: Yes, only garr.i and groundnut

Seun another useless thread on Nairaland front page again, between na only lagosians go dey eat inside public transport, living the house 3am in the morning and coming back 11 or 12 pm after 5 hours in hold up, reasons i can never wish my enemy to live in that useless place call lagos.

I first dey talk am say, no body normal for lagos, people think say i dey joke, why would a sane person eat in a public transport?

Mind you, am not Ibo neither am i from Anambra.


Am ready for any insult

;DYOU ARE A COWARD ....DUDE!

brownlord: Yes, only garr.i and groundnut

Seun another useless thread on Nairaland front page again, between na only lagosians go dey eat inside public transport, living the house 3am in the morning and coming back 11 or 12 pm after 5 hours in hold up, reasons i can never wish my enemy to live in that useless place call lagos.

I first dey talk am say, no body normal for lagos, people think say i dey joke, why would a sane person eat in a public transport?

Mind you, am not Ibo neither am i from Anambra.


Am ready for any insult

REALITY101: Damn bro you muedered it

......WHY YOU COME FINISH YOURSELF LIKE THIS NOW?

wisgal080: god will heal u almighty name of allah

.....GOD AND ALMIGHTY SHOULD ALWAYS BE IN CAPITAL LETTERS OKAY?

Airforce1: Was that neccesary?

........THIS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO UR DUMB FRIEND!

shymexx: Bwahahahahahahaha

Most naija pastors are closet traditionalists just as most roman catholic priests are closet homos.

And most arab muslims love sha.gging camels.

Nothing shocks me anymore. It's a crazy world of gullible people.

.....OH REALLY?...SHAGGING A CAMEL WHILE STANDING OR LYING?....ODE!

Afam4eva: Instead of steaming and ranting endlessly, it would have been easy for you to just tell me that Ogun already has a BRT scheme. I don't know what's it with some of you and being defensive all the time. Is anyone chasing you?

.......NO SIR!....I THINK YOU ARE THE ONE BEEN CHASED SINCE YOU CANNOT READ AND UNDERSTAND SIMPLE WRITE UP LIKE THIS.

IGBO-SON:
^^^See your dirty bigoted mouth like 'Yorubas own the complex now'! Geez you sound so disgusting mate! So in your corroded mind, anything owned by the Lagos state gov't translates to being owned by Yorubas abi?

Listen!: to run a concession doesn't confer ownership; whoever owns the freehold/business can give out the business or a part of it to be run by an individual or body using the original businesses name. A definition i found states: a concession is an arrangement where someone is given the right to sell a product or to run a business, especially in a building belonging to another business/person.

Any party that isn't happy with the present situation should take the other to court, let the courts decide. It's childish to keep on ranting about our land.....our land whenever Lagos state gov't has any disagreement with a business/body on an issue......they are not infallible you know!

.......WHAT IS THIS FLAT HEAD SAYING?

WHAT IS THIS THING SAYING?.......

ProPastorChris: @ frosbel

[size=28pt]i need immediate answers to these simple questios:[/size]

[size=38pt]do you think these men of God you mentioned are unqualified to be called such?
do you think you can do a better job than they are doing right now?
do you run a church or ministry by yourself?[/size]

GULLIBILITY RUNS IN YOUR DNA.......WAKE UP DUDE!

ProPastorChris: the OP has no solution, just enjoys bad-mouthing men of God and many like it cos they are ignorant.
if he knows how to do it, then start a church and show them how to do it right!