₦airaland Forum

Make i watch the video before i comment

I'd rather respect a Senator who has an important campaign ongoing than the ones who ascribe being a Senator to only raising up their hands to blab gibberish in the chambers.. Not even one of Buhari's cabinet members nor one of the APC legislators has come up with anything better than the common sense revolution. In an ideal society, the National Orientation Agency and the Ministry of Information would be promoting this important campaign now. But Lai prefers to tell lies

Philadelphia:
Ok, my mistake. I didn't mean "you shouldn't have gotten the job". What I was implying is that you should have given us details in order to help answer your question. I'm sorry I spoke harshly. I didn't mean any harm please. But if you can give further details eg company, their profile or your role. We may be able to help you with some info.
I AM SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

Thats maturity right there. Keep that up and you will always please God and men.

What she actually said was that, with the ongoing transformation in the automobile sector, with more manufacturers investing in the country, 40m average earners will be able to buy new cars manufactured n assembled in the country.

Why is evry girl on nairaland beautiful

Even toto long pass him prick

U don give timaya him motor?

Abeg have dey started implantin punany? Mk I fit knw if I c one ooo

All dis advanced biologists wey dey call demselvs doctors.. Dey dnt serve any better dan our nurses. I hope dis is true, deir nyash go open

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Front Page ahhhh!! U were once the pride of nairaland

Women sef!! If he still want marry join sef women go agree marry am

I hate it when a girl claims she's a VIRGIN

Dey both good rhymers n witty with deir lyrics. I tink it comes 2 Em more naturally dan Wayne. Bt I root 4 MCs who can giv me references, make me do a research or 2; Nas. I dnt bother abt MCs who do not read books. Hip Hip is Knowledge

thisisayus: My room after 6 months of ASUU strike.

can't find any pieces of books, hand out or any oda readin material. Clearly all u do in skool is eat, eat n eat

Photo really speaks. Photojournalists and writers who adopt picturisque style of telling stories have always been endearing to their readers. Many stories have been told about Lagos for instance, but Teju Cole told his from the eyes of a photo camera in EVERYDAY IS FOR THE THIEF n what a perspective it is.

Even Boko Haram no dey practice tyranny

o'boy:
bros,you lost me there
why will he steal the corn seller's money there?he is a governor
Do you know that?

gbef! Jst can't read btw d lines?

usmsam: 1st pics of their baby....

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is dis Kanu or Kanye?

dplomaticVal: That's why you're
expcted 2 reason properly
b4 posting your preposterous
Gibberish.

Having known that insomnia
is d inability to drowse nd an
insomniac, an insomnia patient.

It's Foolhardy For you to
suggest that insomniacs
should slp unclad 4 attainment of good health whn it's lucid that they hardly sleep @ nite. It's unlike asking a vigilante 2 guard the vicinity unclad in order 4
him 2 attain good health.Isn't
that silly n laughable!

no, u r silly n laughable n hell bent on rubbishin a modest post.insomaniacs 'hardly' sleep @nyt doesn't mean dey can't @all slip @nyt hence d post renders some sort of remedies dat could work 4dem.abi u no dey hear english sef.

ikwere militant: @baba so will they get d call up their too

dat shuld b difficult especially as u will hav to meet some requirements b4 collectin call up letters

poshdiva: I miss his cooking
I miss his smile
I miss the way he takes off days from work just to be with me
I miss his attention to little details like my shoe size, dress size, favourite colour. E.t.c
I miss the way he braids my hair.
I miss a whole lot.

BUT I AM NEVER GOING BACK. NEVER!

dis guy seem more like a woman, did u find anoda guy screwing his asshole? Neva go bak, Neva!

It has been confirmed that as a result of the difficulty in reaching Borno state, NYSC has deemed it fit to make the batch B mobilization list for Unimaid available at it's secretariate. Those living in Abuja and its environs can check theirs and help friend who are far away from Abuja

One thing Sir Alex Ferguson cannot be accused of in his 26year reign as manager of Manchester United is airing his mind when he has something to say. Here are some of his quotes;
1.ON ITALIAN'S MIND GAME: " If an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure. They are the creators of the smokescreen"

2. ON ARSENE WENGER: " They say he is an intelligent man right? Speaks 5 languages. I've got a 15-year-old boy from Ivory Coast who speaks 5 languages"

3. ON FILIPO INZAGHI: " That lad must have been born offside"

4. ON MANCHESTER CITY: "Sometimes you have a noisy neighbour and you live with it. You can't do anything about them"

5. ON THE BOOT TO BECKHAM's HEAD: "It was a freakish incident, if I tried it a 100 or million times it couldn't happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing"

Plss drop more quotes let's celebrate this superman!

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Lilimax: K_ONE is a typical Nigerian.
It has been found that most Nigerians dosen't like reading
Too bad!

you read a lot yet you shoot a lot! Are u Zebrudaya?

I knw both cities pretty well n shuld say Jos wuld take d lead in quite some ways. If u christian, I suggest u settle in rukuba road, rock haven, rayfield, lowcost, hwolshe areas which r jst suitable places to reside in.

A member of the Federal House of Representatives, Hon. Auwalu Dahiru Saleh was last sunday beaten by some of his disgruntled constituents when he travelled home on a condolence visit to his ex wife over the death of her father, Ciroman Katagum.
Hon. Saleh of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), representing Katagum Federal Constituency of Bauchi State had barely arrived the residence of his estranged wife when the angry youths descended on him.
One of the aggrieved youths stated that Saleh, the deputy chairman, House committee on Foreign Affairs got what he deserved as he lamented.'' This man after we voted him has not done anything for our constituency. If you go round you will not find any project embarked by him. Meanwhile, we hear he is building a gigantic secondary school in Kano using our funds. Aside that, he also owns a bureu d' change in Abuja. Can you believe January was the last time he had his foot on this constituency?

Even if u fail, never give up, try again. I did it 4times

dayokanu: Who was marko marin in the Bundesliga? A player who even lost his spot in a relegation bound bremen

Or isnt the same EPl where a relegated Podolski And other Bundesliga rejects like Demba Ba, Papiss, Cisse, Hleb, Berbatov, Santacruz took a monster dump on in their debut seasons.

Demba Ba collected EPl player of the month, Pappis scored the goal of the season, Berbatov won available awards in English league, Santacruz scored 19 EPL goals in his debut season,

Ballack joined Chelsea as a retirement ground. Any club expecting a 30yr old Ballack to be their saviour is obvio0usly living in Lalaland

Let Welbeck come to Bundesliga I am certain he would be in the Youth team of most clubs never making first 11

Who would take a league where Podudski scored 9 goals and assist 9 in his debut season starting 20 games serious

Imagine a league where Vincent Kompany is the reigning best player. I laff in Gurumaharaji

Kompany who was chased away from Hamburg

claudio Pizzaro...say somethin abt dat

Rawdeal: My mtn BBC works with mobile hotspot on supporting bb phones. Mines a bold5. Works on Bold 6 too. Aℓℓ phones with mobile hotspot.

tried dat but it just ran on my airtime. Any specific ting 2do?

Kill am jor