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Business › Re: Up nnu by spafu(m): 5:41am On Oct 05, 2019

You didn't mention the first two faucets you worked in.

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Nine Soldiers In Sunke, Zamfara Village by spafu(m): 4:49am On Oct 05, 2019

[quote author= post=82844231]Our soldiers need all the support they can get to end this evil that the devilish party bestowed on our nation before they left.

We will win this war as a nation.

God bless our gallant soldiers as they lay their lives on the line for peace to reign in our darling nation.[/quote]You are a big ____ (complete it).

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Webmasters › Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 4:40am On Oct 05, 2019

IamAtikulate:
Only a foolish teacher will teach antiquated knowledge as modern basics.

That shitt is traditional.

Can you follow that guideline when doing SEO for core PHP?

Hell no.

So what makes it the basics of on-page SEO?

You and the op need real help.

Better change the topic to

How to write Yoast optimized SEO Content

Even a client (supposedly layman) knows better than you.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The N-power Tech Software Can't Contain Their Excitement About Learning. by spafu(m): 8:26am On Oct 04, 2019

tescoman90:
I'm sorry crack-head for not telling u earlier that I'm N-teach, and as the months runs out I don't see anything wrong for politely asking for the monthly stipends I worked for when it's becoming too late.
Once again crack-head you don't have to insult before you make a point. Cheers

Could you kindly point me to where I had insulted you? I first asked a question, and went further to say if that is the case then you were not serious, to be asking for your stipend so early. But looking at your response, you can see that the thing that made you rely on npower stipends and not trying to make a living despite the fact that jobs are hard to come by is in your head. Otherwise, you should have reason that since my assertion was based on you being a software beneficiary, then it really should not apply to you nor should it be something you would take personal. So is there no channel of communication that you had to come to a thread on npower software to make enquiry?
And sincerely, I can stomach your insult on me, it adds or takes nothing away from me.
And as an advice, while still relying on this stipend, go learn (and if already have) some skills and sell as a freelancer as you can see on my signature.

Webmasters › Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 8:10am On Oct 04, 2019

IamAtikulate:
Disjointed argument.

You can't teach someone how to write letters without teaching them punctuation.

You cant teach someone on-page SEO without touching the foundation of SEO- technical SEO.

You use Yoast, so I won't reply you again.

Your intelligence is shallow so I am not surprise that you still didn't get the message. Whatever is taught is broken down into topics, punctuation is taught under Lexis and Structure, only a foolish teacher would want to teach everything at the same time. And only a stupid person will expect one to cover a subject matter under Off-Page SEO when he/she had set out to cover a subject that partains to On-Page SEO. Or would you have me define the two for you before you understand?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The N-power Tech Software Can't Contain Their Excitement About Learning. by spafu(m): 5:38am On Oct 03, 2019

tescoman90:
My dear Npower when are we getting our stipend

Are you a beneficiary of the Npower Tech Software or the other subdivisions of the Npower? If you belong to the software arm, then permit me to say you are not serious. When did you commenced the program that you are already asking for your stipends? Was money your primary motivate for this program? Go an learn what you would be trained on and then make use of it to employ yourself

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The N-power Tech Software Can't Contain Their Excitement About Learning. by spafu(m): 5:33am On Oct 03, 2019

Nice one, I hope they get the best of training and facilitation.

Webmasters › Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 4:35am On Oct 03, 2019*

IamAtikulate:
What is an SEO content if not a content you write to rank?

Off-page, technical and on-page are all part of SEO and you can't talk about SEO content without considering them.

SEO content does not stop at on-page SEO.

Be guided!

Oga leave that story and accept that you goffed. It's like you telling me because SEO, Email Marketing, Content Marketing, Search Social Media Marketing etc are all part Digital Marketeting, you can't talk about one without talking about the others. Who came up with such a guideline and curriculum? I should be the one telling you to be guided because not only do I know of the subject matter, I am an experienced trainer and teachers, who has the requisite methodologies for effective and experiential knowledge transfer.
It I like a secondary school teacher announcing to his students that he was going teach on "HOW TO WRITE A FORMAL LETTER, and someone comes from the blues and start saying: How dere you teach these students Letter writing without intonation? Why did you leave out figure out speech? But again, after following your comments and those of others, I could see you raise all of these so you could have an avenue to learn what others are doing well as regard SEO.

Webmasters › Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 8:10pm On Sep 30, 2019

IamAtikulate:
This is SEO at its basic.

Believe me, you won't make frontpage with this unless you are competing with people that don't know what they are doing.

If you are still using Yoast to optimize, then you haven't started.

You even forgot backlinks, the third most important ranking signals.

You forgot LSI.

Focus keywords is bullshitt. Have you heard of Google's RankBrain algo?

You forgot schema markup.

You forgot mini-FAQ and FAQ make-up.

You didn't mention Google Panda and Penguin. You can rank without taking those things into consideration.

You didn't mention domain authority, you didn't mention canonical tag, you didn't mention https.

All these are just a few things Yoast won't point out.

What you pointed out was SEO 101.

SEO has advanced beyond that.

#Peace

You were just trying to showcase yourself as "I too know", the fact that he titled his article as "How to Write Search Engine Optimized Article" should have made you know that this is On-Page SEO, and as such Backlink which falls within Off-Page SEO was outside the scope of his write up.

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Health › Re: I Bedwet Even As An Adult....please Help Me by spafu(m): 6:02pm On Sep 30, 2019

henronelly:
Chat me up on whatsapp...08079935422
I will help you

You need more help than her obviously.

Politics › Re: DSS Stops Sowore From Addressing The Press, Grabs Him (Video) by spafu(m): 5:56pm On Sep 30, 2019

Bacteriologist:
Sowore has backed the wrong horse. He should have known better than fighting for ungrateful Nigerians.

Well I didn't expect less from a country where the average IQ is less than 75.

Go and sidone jo, Sowore is fighting for which Nigerians? Was he not among those who put Nigeians under Buhari grips? Why am I bothered when you have described yourself to be of low IQ?

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Politics › Re: AGAIN: DSS To Arraign Sowore In Court Tomorrow by spafu(m): 7:35pm On Sep 29, 2019

When they can't obey court rulings why go to court in the first place?

Politics › Re: SSS Arrest Activist Chido Onuma by spafu(m): 7:29pm On Sep 29, 2019

Crime › Re: 25-year-old Suspect In Police Net Over Killing Of 3 Members Of Same Family by spafu(m): 7:27pm On Sep 29, 2019

That's serious

Politics › Re: Atiku Reacts To Death Of Stanley Nwabia by spafu(m): 7:26pm On Sep 29, 2019

Rest in peace

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Crime › Re: Weed Smoker Stabs Nigerian Fiancée In London (Photo) by spafu(m): 3:07pm On Sep 28, 2019

Crime › Re: Man Rapes Co-Worker To Death In Ogun, Keeps Corpse For 3 Days by spafu(m): 11:09pm On Sep 25, 2019

This life, waiting Kola no go see for Kolanut tree?
The world is fild with evil and evil men are on the increase everyday.
Make I go hustle for food jare, you can boost my earning by simply clicking on my signature.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: See Reactions As Tacha Spells Port Harcourt & Daughter Wrongly by spafu(m): 6:02am On Sep 25, 2019

Wetin concern me?

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TV/Movies › Re: Kyaddala Set To Empower Young African With Quality Education (PHOTOS) by spafu(m): 11:44pm On Sep 24, 2019

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Buys Iphone 11 For Her Daddy As The First To Use It In His Village by spafu(m): 11:44pm On Sep 24, 2019

Oya na

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Buys Iphone 11, Advises Ladies On Sleeping With Hundred Men To Get O by spafu(m): 11:43pm On Sep 24, 2019

Politics › Re: Bariga Council Chairman 'alabi' Inspects Ongoing Projects Across Local Council by spafu(m): 11:43pm On Sep 24, 2019

Nice ine

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Politics › Re: How I Was Maltreated In DSS Detention — Sowore by spafu(m): 8:46am On Sep 24, 2019

obembet:
Suffering and smiling people. I will be the last person to pity any Nigerian no matter what happen to them. They don't worth it.

My family and I only.

Love u more Sowore...

You are contradicting yourself, is Sowore not a Nigerian? Why are you having pity on him? Or is it because you fantasize with his picture in your head and your pillow in your hands? When your useless object of affection was busy helping Buhari to power was he expecting me to come save him from Buhari's maltreatment? You see ehn, Sowore never see anything yet. I am not a zombie like you and your fvcking Sowore, and don't quote me again except if you want me to find you someone to replace Sowore in riding you to cloud nine.

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Politics › Re: How I Was Maltreated In DSS Detention — Sowore by spafu(m): 8:23am On Sep 24, 2019

Serves you right

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Frederic Badji Who Proposed To Princess Shyngle With Diamond Ring by spafu(m): 5:40pm On Sep 23, 2019

Romance › Re: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by spafu(m): 5:29pm On Sep 23, 2019

Badboibipo:
Let me clarify this fact, when a guy stares at a girl trust me it's not to get to know her mindset or her degrees or her source of income....a guy stares at a girl because he feels shes very sexually attractive and wishes or Hope's to have sexx with her. If he proceeds to date or marry her after then it was because he saw she had more than sexx to offer but trust me it's always sexx that drives a man to stare lustfully at a girl!!!!!!!!
Abeg go sit down, that you want to have sex with every woman you stare at does not qualify you to think every man us like you. Just "Imaginate".

You see, I have never understood why girls truly stare at guys honestly. I have a very good looking friend that ladies always stare at, I have seen on countless occasions where girls are staring at him and when he tries to talk to them they put up a guard or act uninterested. Like, wtf

Ladies please why do you really stare at guys? I really want to know.....is it for sexx or for what specific reasons?

And how can just staring at a guy be enough for you girls, dont you want more? Why do girls turn down countless guys they find very attractive enough to stare at? I can never really understand this..you girls are making me go crazy with your craziness!!!! A girl can even get naked with a guy and later change her mind and start to sleep. Like how are you people able to resist the very things you obviously were attracted to?

Like a guy will be admiring a girl and then she will now walk up to him and say hello and then he will now turn her down? NOT ON THIS EARTH!!!
but girls do that EVERYTIME...TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE. met countless of girls that would stare at me like I'm the love of their life but will start acting strange once I show interest.....like WTF ?

Agriculture › Re: Gift Udoh: US Honours Nigerian Lady For Contribution Towards Farming [photo] by spafu(m): 5:23pm On Sep 23, 2019

Nice

Travel › Re: My Visit To Bowers Tower In Ibadan by spafu(m): 5:21pm On Sep 23, 2019

Sports › Re: 10 Footballers Who Served Both Liverpool And Chelsea by spafu(m): 7:24pm On Sep 22, 2019

MaziRidwan:
Good day/sir
I'm a fresh graduate of University of Ilorin. My entire academic journey up till this level was sponsored. I do part time job during holidays to fend for my needs. Graduating list was recently released few days ago and slot for convocation fee payment has been made available. The total sum is 21k and I'm yet to get a job to make the payment. Convocation is 23rd of October. Kindly assist me as you deem fit. I pray God almighty continue to enrich your pocket.

I see this as executive begging. Nobody says you must convocate before getting your certificate. Stop this, we are all in the Buhari to together.
You can check my signature to see where we dey hustle for food

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Politics › Re: FG Moves To Combat Money Laundering, Terrorists’ Financing by spafu(m): 12:22am On Sep 20, 2019*

The situation of our country has become something else, since we fell into the hands of the EFCC.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-tech Software Is Set To Commence, But First. by spafu(m): 5:19pm On Sep 19, 2019

I will implore you to tell the Npower team to take this Software aspect of the program very serious. Provide the beneficiaries with qualified resource persons and very sound Computer system and other things they will need to excel in this because if Npower gets it right you are going to have in your hand the next crop of employers of labour. So let them get adequate training and exposure to all the modules they need.

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