₦airaland Forum

I need to see her Picture so as to know how I may help with my advise.

jaydee8:
Nairaland loosing it's norms and value gradually... see thread abeg! Nonsense

Go and create dollarland

unapapadeycraze:
I guess we all watched that video. Now what's the most painful sex position? Since we now know that doggy is the most delicious se.x style.


Ladies and guys, share you're experience.

You haven't shared your experience and you are asking others to share theirs， you well so?

When you guys and in Kaduna，don't forget to reach me for direction and guide.

Oshege:
Who don watch BANSHEE for here.. .

Look at the white guy in the second picture

Are you saying the white guy in the second picture is the New Sheriff in town? I think you are wrong cos the new Sheriff actually is a herdsman from Daura and has disorganised everything.

diegwu01:
are you in Los Angeles with your corrupt Hero, or are you in the fuel queue with us?

How much do you pay for the subsidized fuel? For how many months now? What is more corrupt than that? I had rather wail than be a bamboozled zombie like you who will gladly say a 'thank you' after being scammed by a government led by certificate less and a 'sabificateless' Daura herdsman.

Brigadier7:
No Sir! That isn't what I mean!! I listed those courses because they RELATIVELY have greater advantages than others!! Congrats on your Msc!

Thanks bro.

I am rounding up my M Sc in Business Administration here in Nigeria, so are you saying I should go and sit for another JAMB and spend some extra six to study medicine?

As e dey pain them e dey sweet us. Zombies how market for filling station? I am the PRO of Wailers Association and I am not ashamed of it

Call the Customer Centre, and I will have it resolved.

Made in Nigeria

I sent the message

I haven't received my commission

michiyke2003:
But why?,i thought he (our hero) said that stealing is not corruption. That man that did this to the boy should be celebrated as a sharp hero

Receive sense in place of coconut water.

ireneony:
how come most nairaland men are average/ugly looking

Since when have Nigerian/Nairaland girls started to look at whether a man is handsome or ugly? I thought they said every man is handsome and good looking once he's got a fat account? Or are things changing, now that we are in a confused change era?

You will also need a floor, kitchen and bathrooms that all detect when one is having sex.

Zceesneh:
find me 1k abeg bros i dey suffer no be small,since last week i never chop na person phone i dey use dey browse

See people wet get PhD in begging technology. I hail o.

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef...

Amazing movement to the front page...

Grabs one seater cushion chair and begins to read comments.

Sai America

What Jonathan, Dasuki and Badeh needed 6weeks to achieve. Jonathan sef

And EFCC has documents that Dasuki paid some monies to a company in Niger sef

This stories are gradually adding up sha. Jonathan government sha

Dey there dey talk about Jonathan like one useless Dullard from Daura and make you no complain of the hardship wet him put for you.

Aminat508:
I hate sex but I love intimacy

When you meet a good intimacy guarantee, he will make you also love sex

We need to abolish the office of the President for the next three years because as it is now, that office has not been occupied for the past one year.

Ho does that dress help solve the fuel scarcity situation or the crises in my stomach?

Snake; Dullard; Corruption and Epp

Vinshu:
He is aware. Because I share them with him. As I am aware of any gift he receives, so is he aware about any gift I receive.

He is not so insecure to be concerned about whom I'm receiving gifts from because the person giving me the gift knows that there are no strings. I don't pretend to be single outside. Everyone around me knows I'm married. So whoever is giving me a gift especially men, and expecting something in return is in for a shocker.

Accepting gift from who first? A fellow man like me? Not your relation? Abeg, a gift must be for a purpose? Are we taking about your male colleagues and church members giving you gift on your birthday, wedding anniversary or childbirth/naming? or just a male friend? And you share the gifts with him? Even I am poorer that Smith Poor, madam you wouldn't do that with me if I were your husband. But thank God, He has averted that trouble for us by giving you a man who can swallow those rubbish (sorry, that's how I view those acts). And seriously, we seldom give a gift with not expectation in return, even when you give alms to a bigger, you have a motive and an expectations. My experience with my naive ex, who was used to telling me "they (male toasters) are just mere friends, learn to trust me and believe me, you have nothing to fear" will not make any woman, married to me, to accept a gift that the giver is not first made to inform me, her husband. She dey craze?

jstbeinhonest:
Benue People are being massacred yet you call it nemesis because they exercised their rights to vote.Do you know what nemesis means?,And this made front page?.Lalasticlala or whoever put this on FP is very stupid.

If I find anything silly, I think it is you and your comments.

cramjones:
I am observing, when the time comes you will read from me!

-CramJones

Since when did you become an Observatory or an Astrologer? Dey there dey observe until the hardships begin to observe you.

Did you all notice who driving the whole act the more? The girl, but once she is grown up in some years, she will start forming: "I am only allowing you to touch me cause I don't want to lose you. As a matter of fact I don't like to kiss or get bleebed, but I just want you to be happy".

Babalegba:
somebody defeated militarily can still deliver blows but not telling blows.I do wish Nigerians have more sense

I think you will need more of the sense first.

Are you saying my heart belongs to Buhari? Because every night in bed before I sleep off I keep think of how one herdsman with neither a certificate nor a sabificate, except his NEPA bill, found his way to Aso rock and start to mess everything that was hitherto working? For heaven sake, no light, no fuel, no water, and food is not affordable. Why won't I think of the useless Dullard of Daura and all that he had put me and other Nigerians ( minus the Zombies) through?

gentlesinna:
Mr man shut up.which Allah forgiveness do u want den to seek,wen dey did not offend any Allah.so go zu billhi ur self nd alow d girls to daance away der sorrow

Guy you no go kill me with laugh. So the guy should "Go Zu bilihi himself"?