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TravelRe: Welcome To Tiny Liberland:would You Apply For Citizenship? by spankyflex(m): 10:10pm On Apr 22, 2015
shegsky:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. you guyz are running. away from CHANGE? or way exactly is running. after you guyz. you beta embrace. change.
change ko,change ni,what sorta change is that?
TravelRe: Welcome To Tiny Liberland:would You Apply For Citizenship? by spankyflex(m): 9:52pm On Apr 22, 2015
cybug:
Oh just checked my mail... No notification sent
check your spam,there is a link sent for verification
TravelRe: Welcome To Tiny Liberland:would You Apply For Citizenship? by spankyflex(m): 9:09pm On Apr 22, 2015
stepo707:
That's not the applcation oh.its just user registration.I learnt he form will be out later.so let's keep checking.
saw it too,forms will be send to our emails
TravelRe: Welcome To Tiny Liberland:would You Apply For Citizenship? by spankyflex(m): 9:06pm On Apr 22, 2015
smithsydny:
hahhahahaha only ya name dem fit deny u..Godforbid..no worry dem go give us..make we get dual citizenship ..ameen
if you have any other additional info pls kindly share with the house.thanks
TravelRe: Welcome To Tiny Liberland:would You Apply For Citizenship? by spankyflex(m): 9:01pm On Apr 22, 2015
I used the normal web browser n did it successfully
TravelRe: Welcome To Tiny Liberland:would You Apply For Citizenship? by spankyflex(m): 6:40pm On Apr 22, 2015
smithsydny:
My own is rly messing up
same here
TravelRe: Welcome To Tiny Liberland:would You Apply For Citizenship? by spankyflex(m): 6:09pm On Apr 22, 2015
cybug:
Just registered mine now... No hitch
was any notification send to you after registration?
PoliticsRe: We Used Almajiris To Vote Out Jonathan – Kwankwaso by spankyflex(m): 4:26pm On Apr 14, 2015
Ilekeh:
Please shut up.

Are almajiris not Nigerians? Do they not have the right to vote?

The backwardness is in the southeast and southsouth. These regions vote on ethnicity and religion. We, in the southwest, will continue to vote you out.
llekeh have told u severally u better than this.
PoliticsRe: Revenue Allocation To States In Nigeria By FG (2014) by spankyflex(m): 9:27pm On Apr 10, 2015
1stola:
IT'S 1stola and not isola
What da fùck is special or wrong in being a lagos citizen?
E be like say you mumu o
eyah istola is blind ooo.somebody should attend to him as soon as possible.
PoliticsRe: Revenue Allocation To States In Nigeria By FG (2014) by spankyflex(m): 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2015
1stola:
You are a f0ol
why would Akwa Ibom with less than 5 million population, rivers and delta be collecting more than lagos with over 20 million population?
You left your state to come and overpopulate lagos for us and ua still ranting.
How much are you getting from the billions your state govt is getting?
mumu
like seriously istola is a Lagos indigene?I laugh in Swahili......
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by spankyflex(m): 9:02am On Apr 01, 2015
Herzumpther:
Please share your curry rice recipe smiley
happy new month Herz.wishing u d best this month will offer. cheers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2015 Erasmus Mundus Joint Master Degree Student Scholarships & IMRD by spankyflex(m): 2:39pm On Mar 30, 2015
Seunbunmi:
Yeah, I would be glad to give neccesary advices and suggestions to prospective Nigerian applicants.

We need to get more Nigerians in this programme, for the development of our country and Africa as a whole.

Regards.
pls what's the minimum GPA accepted for the program? secondly can a graduate of estate management apply for the programm?thanks for a prompt response
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For The Post Of An Estate Surveyor/ Manager by spankyflex(m): 4:48pm On Mar 29, 2015
BLUEHEDGE:
A fast growing real estate company requires for urgent employment of an estate surveyor/ manager at their UYO, AKWA IBOM STATE Branch of the company.

REQUIREMENTS FOR THE POSITION
- BSc/ HND/ OND in Estate Management or related field (Course of study should not be a deterrent as far as you are ready to learn).
- A young, vibrant and intelligent person of not more than 30years of age.
- Excellent command of English language.
- Proficiency in the use of computer and internet will be an advantage.
- Ability to drive will be an added advantage.
- An indigene of Akwa Ibom State with ability to communicate in Ibibio language will be an added advantage.
- Self-motivated individual with ability to work with little or no supervision.
- Good inter-personal relationship is a prerequisite.
- Good knowledge of Uyo and surrounding areas will be an added advantage. These areas include, but not limited to Abak, Eket, Calabar, Port Harcourt.
- Applicant must be resident in Uyo, the state capital of Akwa Ibom State.
- Passion for real estate and property business.

MODE OF APPLICATION:
Interested applicants should submit a page application letter and curriculum vitae (CV) to: info@bluehedgerealtors.com

NOTE: Application shall be treated on the basis of first come, first served.
u sure u looking for an estate surveyor?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: + by spankyflex(m): 9:26pm On Mar 26, 2015
3doursdown:
Of course they are accredited with INEC. The NGO is carrying out the survey with support from International bodies and of course you'll be working in [size=14pt]your neighborhood[/size].
what's the name of the NGO?
PoliticsRe: Five Top Fastest Developing States In Nigeria That Are Undisputable by spankyflex(m): 6:23am On Mar 18, 2015
Noneroone:
i havent been to akwa ibom but your reply it shows you dont get the topic clearly. Now answer these questions.

How many pple in akwa ibom state are above poverty line?

How many are gainfully employed in the state (aside the nomal ekaete house maids that we know)

how many citizens of the state attend tetiary education?

What is the number of the primary and secondary school enrolment? And how does the state do in waec?

How many towns/villages outside uyo has a bank and how many people (are comfortable enough to) operate a bank account?

How many people live in decent houses outside uyo (even within uyo)

how many higher institutions does the state have?

How many communities have electricity, water,etc

the state govt have tried its best to transform the state by building one of the best stadia in Africa, airport, and fine road expecially in Uyo. The problem is having more roads that cars, having airport without patronage, having a stadium without a league club or even pple who can afford the ticket to watch matches. Even the cinema in uyo had to be subsidized sometime so that pple can afford it.
That is why the issue of poverty cannot be wished away.

To me Lagos is still the fastest developing state followed by Anambra, Abuja (assuming its a state) etc.
imagine this poo,u think this is akwa ibom of 1992?
PoliticsRe: Five Top Fastest Developing States In Nigeria That Are Undisputable by spankyflex(m): 9:59am On Mar 17, 2015
aresa:
A few roads in uyo, 1 library, 1 cinema and 1 football field is development and super infrastructure. !!? grin

grin. One post for me anyway grin
hater,doing what he knows best
TravelRe: Best City In Nigeria To Live In? by spankyflex(m): 5:57am On Mar 03, 2015
customized13:
Ibadan ke, remove uyo (it's fast growing but still yet to make the list).
liar
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Shares Shirtless Photo Of Him Cooking In The Kitchen by spankyflex(m): 7:02pm On Feb 24, 2015
missjenna:
Doesn't this guy own a shirt undecided

I must admit, he got a nice body, but he shouldn't always throw it in our faces
r u jealous your boifrnd ain't that cute?
CareerRe: Oil Workers Zone. by spankyflex(m): 1:47pm On Feb 17, 2015
scantee:
if you base in ph and have anybody in Bonny island there are currently massive recruitment going on at SHUTDOWN NLNG project though I guess is contract project between 3-5 years but renewable.

Minimum requirement.

Experience and Waec (employment quote 65%-35%) indegen /non indegen of Rivers State.

Salary (120k-and above depending on your qualifications/experience & job type)

interested applicants should submit their cvs @ Bonny Employment Baerue.
pls can u help with the submission? am not in bonny,would have love to email my CV to u .pls
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dragnet Aptitude Test by spankyflex(m): 1:18pm On Feb 17, 2015
[quote author=sekzy99 post=30803132]Am sorry guys. Av bin offline for som while dats y av not bin able to reply ur requests. Am bak now. Kindly mention me to get a reply asap.
Best of luck[/ pls send to usolomon948@gmail.com.thanks
EventsRe: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by spankyflex(m): 7:14pm On Feb 14, 2015
Herzumpther:
Happy val to all my followers.


okeyben10, smileysmiles, Andsboy, ideology, datalossvictim1, Utah24680, Odillz, JoeCutie, kaboninc, spankyflex, ghostofsparta, emusmith, okirewaju, okotv.

I love you all. kiss
wish u d best .Herz
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by spankyflex(m): 5:56am On Feb 10, 2015
Herzumpther:
Amen. Thanks coco.
happy bday Herz.wish u llnp.have a blast.cheers
PoliticsRe: The Final Report On Ibom ( Nee Ibaka )sea Port In Akwa Ibom by spankyflex(m): 11:19am On Jan 31, 2015
omonnakoda:
I do not live there now but it is a fact and it was not so long ago. Many kids from AK are still being trafficked and the Child witchcraft thing is still real so let us not pretend that there has been a revolution.Rural AK is one of the poorest places in NIGERIA quote me anywhere!!
this is a very big lie bro.try visiting again
PoliticsRe: The Final Report On Ibom ( Nee Ibaka )sea Port In Akwa Ibom by spankyflex(m): 9:48am On Jan 31, 2015
omonnakoda:
I have,I have lived there. In rural Akwa Ibom. I have seen how poor and backward they are. I have seen kids rummage through my garbage to pick up scraps of discarded food. I have seen kids killed by their parents because they were "witches" when the more likely reason was poverty.
I know AK very very well.. Are there any roads in Ibeno that can handle hundreds of 40 tonne vehicles daily or raillines??
kids rummage through your garbage to pick up discarded food in present day akwa ibom?dude u can do better than this.
PropertiesRe: Semi-detached Three Bedroom Flat For Rent by spankyflex(op): 6:01pm On Jan 30, 2015
freshgal:
How much is the rent
350 per annum
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Phd Certificate Authentic — UNIPORT by spankyflex(m): 6:15pm On Jan 26, 2015
Jesusloveyou:
did u read fake constitution,pdp always turn everything upside down.my incumbent incoming president met all d basic and more requirement.
hey!what's the meaning of my incumbent incoming president?
FamilyRe: Who Can Interpret These Two troubling Dreams For Me by spankyflex(m): 11:26pm On Jan 25, 2015
babyosisi:
Thank you.
When I woke up this morning regarding the bus dream, I said to myself that it could mean a catastrophic situation being averted.


Thank you all for your contributions and prayers
I shall accomplish my full potential according to the will of God
amen,more blessings ma
FamilyRe: Who Can Interpret These Two troubling Dreams For Me by spankyflex(m): 11:25pm On Jan 25, 2015
berem:
Stop being a religious and ethnic bigot. A woman of your caliber by now should have outgrown it.

My advice to you.
hey stop this berem,this is a serious matter

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