jman77:
Mo le ni aya pupo
kosi ohun to buru
ti obirin ba ni oko meji, yio di ashawo

ti obirin ba ni oko meji, illegal ni o ahhhhhhhh

....PASUMA

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Why do I get the feeling that the serial killer of women in hotels is behind this?
May she be found safe.

Not good... Not good at all. I still don't get the actual reason though. What will it change? Is the attack an ipob or a Nigerian thing? Do we then do same to other politicians or only Igbo politician?

Lol, I used to think like y'all till I got a professional massage. Believe me, sex is the last thing on ur mind. I took pain killers cos the weight of the masseur on every part of my body was something else. I almost never went back, it took me a long time to get dressed. Every part, muscle, flesh, sinew was pressed to bits, no be small thing.
I hope u guys get a massage and know its benefits.

thorpido:
The problem was not the Yoruba lady,the problem was your lust/poor choice of a woman.
You have a chance to make it right this time.

Did u see how he stylishly advertised himself?
Ladies DM him at ur own risk as una don hear 7figures...

So sad...they will call it a crime of passion and close the case after tapping her hands wit broom.
My ppl, make una dey leave this oyibo gals alone,dem don yawa finish. Now a whole family will mourn and never remain the same. RIP.

NwaAmaikpe:



Burna keeps making the news now.

He should enjoy it while it lasts.
D'Banj tasted way more success, fame and international recognition than this.

But where is he today?
It even took his son's death to get him back into the news.

But the question is, is to have had and lost
Better than not having at all?
Because I can not even imagine what folks like Efe and Banky W feel.
While one has never had a hit to put him on the news the other has no offspring to call him "father ".

Only God can give children besides Bankys wife is very heavy now.

seuncyrus:
Long post alert!



This happened in my family while we were growing up too funny enough , I was still very young then. We had just moved to a new area in monatan, don't know how my dad tasted that woman's beans oh but he sha got hooked. So anytime we prepare rice in the house he would send me to go and buy beans from the woman (no fish ,no meat no stew and it's not as if the woman's place is neat or anything, jut this old woman that cooks very well ) the shop was just like 3 minutes away from our house so we ate it well ( me and my dad). It got to a point that if the mama didn't cook me and my dad won't eat rice .The taste of the beans was just so different only God knows what she adds.

To cut the long story short my Mom ended it herself, she warned my dad to stop and even went to warn the woman to stop selling to us or she'll report to the landlord association, she started preparing beans and adding it to our rice, that's how we stopped eating the mama's beans till she left.

The truth is, no matter how good of a cook you are or how well you've eaten good meals ....when you taste something different you'll know. As an adult, i've always been against buying food outside, i don't like it cos I never get satisfied with the quality and quantity, but fast forward to last year I tasted one mad jollof rice in Obaniyi, it was (and still is the best jollof have ever tasted in my life). I found myself going back to buy over and over again. When I was about to leave Lagos around December I was already thinking of how I was going to cope without the food(i was so hooked ). So one day I stayed with one of the cooks when she wanted to cook a new batch(I was a regular and she knew me well cos i crack jokes about learning from her anytime I come to buy)and i saw all the techniques to make the jollof, and believe me it is different from your regular way of cooking jollof.

So I learnt the whole technique of their jollof rice and when I got back to Ibadan I prepared my first Jollof rice, but it was horibble , second time was fair but still didn't taste like it and the third time was the standard. I cooked the Jollof for my friends and the feedback was mad. Now, I'm back in Lagos and I haven't even visited the place in months, I only go there when I'm too lazy to cook.

Believe it or not there's a technique to every meal, home cooked ewa's taste is usually different from buka ewa. Same with home cooked ewedu and buka ewedu and many others,there are techniques to it , don't mind those telling you to switch your Ewa with the mama put's own cos you know that he'll know. Try get close to one of the main cook and see how they are doing theirs (it could even be a very simple thing like puting onions inside hot water before puting the beans) You never can tell.

Shalom

My dear, pls give us the recipe to the mad jollof. One can never know it all.
@poster, just indulge ur hubby. This things do happen, I fell in love wit one catfish joint when I visited Lagos years back despite hating catfish. I bought it everyday. I didn't want to learn how its been prepared, I value my peace too much. But I ate it like my life depends on it. Nwaamaikpe is our guilty pleasure, he writes so good hence the likes but we don't take him too seriously. He is a celebrity here, when he missed for a while, we all cried for him.
Besides he eats all ur other food joyfully, just that ewa which I feel u should kukuma buy and enjoy too. Have a happy home.

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

OMG u got over a thousand likes over this comment? Does it mean ppl actually take u serious? Do they mean,the poster can't really Cook? I fear u today...

Good one, ur Excellency. Let all cows, cattle and their ilks go up to that Sambisa Forest, as Nwike said, we can pump water from Bonny to Sambisa,same way they pump our oil to up north. Wit water,that forest will be hot cakes for herdsmen. Its terrible to see cows in Abuja streets where no grasses are,they defecate and eat up our flowers and shrubs just because their oga dey on top.
I bet Bubu will not be happy abt it.

What are u guys talking about? When did cardiB start rapping or whatever? Our own Tiannah has been on the scene for ages, as far as I'm concerned, cardiB is copying her.
Let's not downplay our own, Tiannah is heavily talented and beautiful and she's a go getter.

Story....just tell us u are tired of doing her.

Lol, far back scam. Google it up.. That geh been wanting to set up Churchill. I fear her type as wife. Those of us that husbands have dealt wit us never talk na u,issorite.

Its mainly an Hausa thing. Hypnosis, they will come smiling and touch u in the hypnotical points of ur body, u will now be under their control. Anything they tell u,u will do. So they tell u to see that 10naira as a thousand, ur minds has been taken over. It wears off when they've gone far. But if u can locate any Alfa around, they have a way around it and those criminals will return the stolen goods.
It prevention includes, ensuring another person is wit u I'm the shop. Not allowing ppl come closer to u. Pleading the Blood of Jesus usually is the best.
I live in the north, so I hear and know of such things.

Looking thru his pictures I feel a deep sense of pity on this young man. The life he grew up to think is normal was imbedded by his own evil father. Our ppl say, a child sent to steal by his father usually breaks the door with his legs, after all na im papa send am.
Train up a child in the way he should grow.

Looking thru his pictures I feel a deep sense of pity on this young man. The life he grew up to think is normal was imbedded by his own evil father. Our ppl say, a child sent to steal by his father usually breaks the food with his legs, after all na im papa send am.
Train up a child in the way he should grow.

So the one I watch on Nickelodeon's Sam and Cat no be robot? Tot them oyibos have this technology for long. Abi na Life imitating Art?

Typical omata man, flashy and loud. Beautiful family though.

The Palm Tree looks trimmed, who has been trimming it? Highly dangerous.

Probably wants to finish selling his Leah Shirts.

Op, you wish your life was this great. Oya, u can now stop daydreaming.

victorian:
Hahahahahahahah

See the anger and revenge in her face and eyes! If only those eyes were swords, it could kill ike over and over again .

Mehn this woman is still bitter and angry At Ike! Lol

Sophia welcome to the lives of nigerian women , where married men cheats at wil and still expect you to be happy , loyal ,soft and loving like a robot!

She has learned the hard way.

Sorry ehn .

Hahahahaaahahahaaa, no be lie my sis. Naija men and magic,just enter and see wetin others bfor u see. Haahaahaaa

Its not a prophecy,its a statement. We are living it currently.

Now bubu will know the difference between Shi'ites and Ipob. Which of them now behaves like terrorists?? Igbos value their lives so much, they don't want bloodshed. These Shi'ites are a different ball game,we better get ready for war or wipe off them Shi'ites.
As far as am concerned its too late to release their leader.

At the hospital...

Nah wah oo, na na na na, front page, issokay. So after much much,this guy get this kain pepper. Tonto, biko swallow pride and ego and allow this man into ur son's life. See how that restaurant madam dey embarrass ur generation. And the fact u didn't reply shows its true.

Stop nonsense, that's his sisters. Put some respect on the Ooni.

lloyds:
Every time I see pictures of Abuja, you wonder if it's still same Nigeria. Such a clean and very beautiful city.

Don't get it twisted, its only the town centre that is clean somehow. Try the satellite towns, a hot mess. Am typing from one Ikoro in Abuja now.

Our headstrong leader will not hear. #cattlespresident

Hahaahaahaa, not surprised at all. We are in the Mohammed and Cattle Republic.
Hate to say this, but I told y'all so. This man is a nepotistic, tribalistic, fanatic, boko haramite. Yep, I said it.

Michelle55:

Aswear down... Too wicked!!! She didn't even allow the guy to put on trouser sef.

Maybe, he came without trousers. Broke asss foool.