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RomanceRe: If Your Wife Feeds You, Only God Can Save You! by sparko1(m): 1:17pm On Sep 02, 2016
CreamyMoltenLar:
Don't twist things just to prove a point. Its true that couples have idiosyncrasies, I.e a wife could playfully say "go and bring my purse joor" and an outsider might misinterpret it, but anybody with an IQ marginally above that of a termite would know when somebody is issuing commands to someone else in an unfriendly manner. Ladies are human too, the financial burden of taking care of the family plus possible mockery from friends and family members may make her lash out at the man out of frustration. Everything he does would likely irritate her
if your wife joking tells you this in the public, man your case is settled! you better go to the Atlantic ocean and begin to bath, because huh! if its prayer and fasting like they say better start before you begin run errand for dream!
RomanceRe: If Your Wife Feeds You, Only God Can Save You! by sparko1(m): 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2016
Destined2win:
I just walked into a supermarket to get some provisions; it's a family business, so the husband and wife were there.

From the way the woman was ordering the man, you will know that she is the breadwinner.

If you are a man, please hustle, don't depend on your wife else you are 'respectless'.
MAN, that your RESPECTLESS, no be small grammar oh!

if you don't have money and you are looking for a lady that will raise your standard up, you are on a long thing, even when you are rich, you have to show that you are the boss at some point if not the woman will just begin to order you around, no wonder some men beat their wives just to show a sigh of force because trust me some women, if you give them chance they would walk all over you.
RomanceRe: How 2 Spot A Hoe by sparko1(m): 1:05pm On Sep 02, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
[b] There is the common misconception that Hoes are female.
But.......
[size=20pt]1. Hoes have a 3rd leg[/size]
A Hoe can be spotted with the Unclad eye.
1 of the physical attributes of a Hoe is the "3rd Leg" .
But not ALL hoes
So don't get the regual guys mixed up with the True Hoes.

[size=20pt]2.Hoes CAN NOT keep it covered.[/size]
They have to bring it out!
Whether their sending deek picks or
begging a woman for Mouth Action!
•••••
They just can't keep it covered!!!!
•••••••••
[size=20pt]3.Hoes are not faithful[/size]
He will not be satisfied with 1 woman he must have another
which he lovingly terms his "side chick" or the variant "side piece".
••••••
Do not try and fix this man
He is a Hoe. Leave him.
••••••••
[size=20pt]4. Hoes gleefully look at women's body pictures on social media[/size]
He checks the Facebook/tumblr/Instagram pages of females just 2 catch a glimpse of an exposed breast
,a butt cheek peeking from a pair of shorts .
It doesn't matter if it's the slightest of skin showing or non at all but a woman in fitted jeans or top,a hoe will like it!! undecided

[size=20pt]5. A Hoe will bleep anything[/size]
It doesn't matter to him
As long as it has a opening
A woman, a animal a fanta bottle
As ling as it has a opening it's good 2 bleep
A hoe shows no distinction. [/b]
THIS IS STRANGE OH! SINCE WHEN DID GUYS BECOME HOE, I THOUGHT THAT SPACE WAS LEFT FOR THE WOMEN FOLKS, WOW!
RomanceRe: My Kind Of Guy.. by sparko1(m): 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2016
diplomatvicky:
not d rich one,but the one I can help make his money..d understanding, loving,intelligent and caring one..d one with excellent visions,a man and not a guy....
see description, "excellent vision" she mean say the man way dey see wela.
no worry after the man don enter bottle come back, him vision go clear pass DSTV!
PoliticsRe: Fear Of War Grips Niger Delta As Military Deploys Weapons by sparko1(m): 12:28pm On Sep 02, 2016
rubochi:
The best decision any one can make now is to borrow money and travel to wherever you can earn us dollar..... Because this war may end like that of Libya. I see Russia, Germany, North Korea coming to the aid of the Niger Deltans. When it starts there will be realignment of SS and SE and i see them start running a parallel Government from abroad. This dangerous play may not end soon.... cry cry cry cry
Be careful what you wish for, those country you mentioned are not going to do it for free, it means you are selling your land to them at a cheap rate, trust me, we are better off.
PoliticsRe: Fear Of War Grips Niger Delta As Military Deploys Weapons by sparko1(m): 12:11pm On Sep 02, 2016
Buhari will only set the ND on a seccession cause with this rubbish.

This will only make the ND more united with the Biafran cause in future.

I foresee , Biafran militia liberating the ND from the evil satanic NA and with that the heart's and minds of the good people of Niger Delta will be reunited with their brothers in the SE.

Buhari you are creating the best scenario for Nigeria's balkaniztaion
So what do you propose, he should leave them alone.
MEND in those days fought for a just cause that everyone understands, they want to create a sovereignty of their own, how is that different from what Boko Haram are agitating for.
please don't make comment like this just because you think its affect you alone, you think because there are not news of death that there isn't, or the bombing of those facilities is actually putting food on the table of those in the region. that area is already polluted, they are only making it worse.
And you talk of Nigeria Army as if they are made up of a particular tribe alone, hundred of them are killed everyday.

Many of you guys have not experience armed robbery attack not to talk of war, so you won't know how it feels, war favours no one, everybody have to pay a price for it, including does living in the region.
RomanceRe: The Finer The Moniker The Uglier The Owner by sparko1(m): 10:35am On Sep 02, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
we all do it so make una no lie! when you see a fine name viewing you click to view the babe wink , most times like 9 in 10 the babe they ugly cheesy
few that i know
fabolocity
hateu2 hatey mishatey and many more
ErnieSmallzz
halfafricanadian
and many more
Last time someone was challenging me for calling a lady ugly, forget inner beauty and what not, if you are ugly, you are ugly.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date Guys Who Wear Pink Shirts? by sparko1(m): 10:08am On Sep 02, 2016
MrCork:
...Everyone agrees that Gays guys wear pink shirts cozz its one of
Ther uniforms..ladies.wot would u do if a guy wearin pink shirt approach especially when he a black guy? (be honest) angry

...and pls keeeepit clean!
angry
I thought they are colour blind?
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Cry Once A While by sparko1(m): 10:06am On Sep 02, 2016
udysweet:
As in just pour out your self and then feel better afterwards?
Cos rite now,that's wat I feel lik doing. Or beta still jus open to someone who won't scold me for been a "softie"
I jus feel dis rush of emotions,and I don't want to talk to anybody I know for now. Guess I need to shop for new friends,jus build up my friends base and hav one atleast I can share my worries with.
Gosh I can't belive I'm doin dis on d 1st of Sept!
With the number of men you've made to cry, it is only fair that you cry for at least 24 hours to close the crying gap.
RomanceRe: by sparko1(m): 8:34pm On Sep 01, 2016
iLegend:
Hihi. I want to cry on TV too.
RomanceRe: by sparko1(m): 8:12pm On Sep 01, 2016
iLegend:
Hahaha, u dey joke with God? No try am o!

God is our strength and He knows it.
God understand, besides you started it, praying and fasting to become the President of this country, hasn't it occurred to you that some people have been fasting and praying since independence, and are not even councillor! My brother fasting and praying wouldn't do this one, God has abandon this country. Imagine president Buhari cried more than once on national television, Nigerian no send am! Until he had to join hand with the Tinubu of this world before he was elected.
RomanceRe: I’m Planning On Proposing To My Boyfriend. by sparko1(m): 8:03pm On Sep 01, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Tat d shii I won't do it for sure grin proposing to ur man is like u wanna commit suicide... Especially if ur man is full of SHAKARA and keep jonzing here And there..
OH! So you know of the word "SHAKARA" , so sweet when you are the one performing, you will work ask if you do actually lay eggs!
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RomanceRe: Ladies: See Reasons Why He Is Losing Interest. by sparko1(m): 11:07am On Sep 01, 2016
So am less busy in the office today, i can make long comments! Here we go!

Reason why he is losing interest.
1. Maybe what he thought he saw with all the make up over do disappeared.
There is this lady i know back then in school, she a friend of mine cousin and they live together, it happened that she was sick, not that sick but you know sickly tired. She did come to school so her boyfriend and I decided to visit, lo and behold she wasn't expecting anyone and we just appear at the door and, you know that kind of one room for everything kind of student lounge, she looked completely different that when we left her boyfriend was like "did you see what I saw"? And i was like" i thought I was the only one " that was the beginning of the break up.

2. Everything that get ripe fast get bad fast!
I remember then in secondary schools, there's this lady or girl as at that time, she looked ripe that even teacher were looking and many more from the general public, and she let it get to her head, after years of jumping from one guy to another, she now discovered that those things that make her desirable become less desirable with time. My advice if you discover you are getting ripe fast, then the world leave you with little choice of time, use it wise and get married before it becomes irritating.
BusinessRe: 7 Reasons Why You Should Start Your Online Business Now!!! by sparko1(m): 10:07am On Sep 01, 2016
This is the problem I have with stuff like this, just when I was about making up my mind on trying it out, you bring buying ebook into it.

Let's analyze this:
1. You have an online business that fetch you money from home.
2. If one above is true, then you already have the business running with no problem at all.
3. If number two above is true then you are making money already, not in naira but in Dollar.
4. If four above is true then what do you need marketing an ebook for 2000 naira when the time to market this can be used to make hundreds of dollars.

Except
1. You don't have an online business but an online business ebook
2. You don't trust the ebook can fetch you money but you want other to buy and resell just like you
3. Oh don't get me started on trying to help, I have like dozen of such ebook and many more online scammer trying to sell me more spending time and resources just so I can buy their ebook that will supposedly make me a millionaire.

The big question is who don't want to be a millionaire? None!
So bottom line is if you really do have an online business that fetch that much, you won't have the time to create ebook and please if you want to help people explain how it done, am sure there are other ways you can get money from those ready to start, not just collecting money for ebook and then your number become unavailable for the next century.
RomanceRe: by sparko1(m): 9:10am On Sep 01, 2016
iLegend:
If you can handle it, then no p.
Fasting and praying for a month first will be our starting point.
Who exactly is this guy? Fasting and prayers! Haha! God will just be looking at you guys with one eye and be like, this mountain need forty years fasting and prayers to get this done! Na joke oh God! I no dey use you play oh!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 9:11pm On Aug 31, 2016
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 7:24pm On Aug 31, 2016
abdulkabirtobi:
From the number of specialists to be employed,it was stated that 1500 will be recruited,is anyone here understand how d specialist will be selected among the 3 cadres i.e Asp,Inspector and Constable?
Am not sure there is anything like specialist constables, we only had Asp and inspectors, or did anyone do screening today?

My main concern is how the next list will be compiled, i observed that during the screening, people where graded between an A and a B, now, are they going to select only does with high score and A's in both physical fitness and documents screening?
RomanceRe: Why Are Short Guys Always Angry by sparko1(m): 3:41pm On Aug 28, 2016
anonym0us:
I have observed that short guys are always angry...example: mrcork ,naijaboy please nairalanders ask Dem it's nobodies fault that dey are down to earth..

thanx
Take this classification,
Short guys / Fat Ladies
X. Always angry
X. Short temper
X. Love to talk about themselves and achievements
X. Very proud.

Maybe am a little hash but generally everyone that is not comfortable in their skin, they get angry at an slight provocation.
RomanceRe: Dunno I Just Hate Women must read for men by sparko1(m): 3:10pm On Aug 28, 2016
Jay542:
I've never seen NL girls hating on eachother. Dead philosophy.
Nairaland girls? 90 percent of all the girls here are guys with a lady's picture! Meet ladies in real life, you will tell a different story. That is why its difficult to sell the feminist crap!
Not that I agree with all what the op said, but then 90 percent is true and in addition to the fact that they complain a lot, I just discovered recently that its all women in general. They are strange creature if
I might add!

Before you begin to say gay and all what not, am not gay!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 10:01pm On Aug 27, 2016
If a graduate apply for an inspector position, would such be considered wrong or you know against the law?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 10:04am On Aug 27, 2016
dehumblist:
Good morning my lovely "Nairalanders". Pls I need ur urgent response on this my problem, it is concerning my guarantors form, I hv a photocopy of one but I dnt the other. Will there be any problem on the d of screening. Thanks
I think your question is, 'if one of your guarantors has an ID and the other doesn't " if there is a problem?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 10:04am On Aug 27, 2016
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 6:07am On Aug 27, 2016
valboy20:
finally a great thinker is here.

Some folks are just here to confuse and ignite fear in others. There's no way those with (35)70% won't make it to the next stage let alone people with 40... Please let's try and be optimistic. This is not the last stage
I think the stages is getting too much, too much is at stake, time, money, risk of accidents, armed robbery attack! I would prefer they use between 90 and 95 percent, that way those going to the next stage have better chances and others can go and get busy with something else.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 3:19pm On Aug 25, 2016
Rogersmith:
Well, I saw vet doctors, psychologist, and some computer sciencist. But psychologist were more...
What about computer Engineering?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by sparko1(m): 1:15pm On Aug 25, 2016
Rogersmith:
Regardless of the screening, the scores of the candidates will still be published. That maybe the main criteria for the shortlisting. They maybe exercise little fairness mostly for the specialist, because they are some particular course of study that they are more interested in that some "long leg" candidates may not have thus, they will force to choose from the pool of candidates that did well during the screening and aptitude test. If you are observed, during the aptitude test day you would have noticed, that they are some course of study that are more than the others.
Please can you list some of the courses that were noticeably many in your centre?
AgricultureRe: Catfish Juveniles For Sale by sparko1(m): 8:15pm On Aug 24, 2016
freetalk2:
Hi Nairalanders, thanks again for checking out my post. Have a beautiful week ahead.
Thank you.
Do you have feed for fingerings.. And how much.?
RomanceRe: 5 Reactions You Get When You Toast A Nigerian Guy by sparko1(m): 10:29pm On Aug 19, 2016
Anuoluwapo23:
nobody is ugly jooor undecided
Really, i was expecting something like 'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder' crap! Some ladies are ugly! So ugly you won't want them as a gift! OK maybe i overstep but you get it eventually!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Police Invites For Screening And Aptitude Test For Specialists by sparko1(m): 3:51pm On Aug 19, 2016
Lekewhite:
I tired o, it seem only Ondo state is left out.
Ondo isn't left out, received since Tuesday..!

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