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The rate people are coming to cast Buhari, one day he will return to West Germany and tell the world that even himself has lost faith in his own administation.

I just dey pray make 2019 quickly reach

tosyne2much:
I think the highest amount I have given to a lady is just N100

Ma nigga

Noted. If anyone invites me to a MFM wedding, I now know not to attend it.

JaneyBlingx:
Me that went to Steve Job's house and he gave me an iPhone7, I didn't loud it mtchewww

Since Steve Jobs happens to be dead, you must be a ghost then.

Nightie:
"U are mad my boy"







kikikikiki

So this is all you typed and you have almost 100 likes??

Mehn konji dey hook boys oooo

Sun and rain would still beat you no matter how much you love-vendor it.

I would rather buy a Nissan Micra than this shitt.

Sibrah:
Always out there to distort and tilt public opinion against Buhari. How on earth are you sure every Yoruba shares you phony sentiments?

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

People are seriously praying for him.....to die.

Grass root things. Forget what you see on TV

He might start importing powdered milk and packaging here to compete with Cowbell, Dano and the likes.

I dont trust him.

MadCow1:

TONIGHT!!!!!


THIS IS ANFIELD...


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Una go score but na we go win

All these rules just to get a job??

The salary fit no reach 100k sef but una wan turn person to robot.

Formatting executive hard drive. Please wait...

Make she go try this with LASU students. She go carry belle go house.

It makes no difference especially if you were already fucking someone else lowkey before the breakup.

I am not doubting that the Alaafin was once a good boxer.
But with those young light skinned wives that he has been group banging every night and he thinks he can still rack??
It is confirmed. Baba wan die.

Since when Buhari insinuated that he and Aisha still dey straff wella, anytime i see his name on Nairaland, presidential mojo go just dey enter my mind

Nobody fit convince me say this man no dey smoke igbo.

The man is just flexing and fulfilling all the wishes on his bucket list.

Na buhari sextape remain now

No body wey no dey smoke weed for Nigeria now.

If you search the pockets of most of our politicians, you will find rizzla.

Best thing na make we legalize am and NAFDAC should monitor the quality to avoid episodes like this.

You dont have to over think this matter or start to second guess yourself.

That one don follow yankee go. Saara banging.

#NoChurchInTheWild

All na advert.
She is trying to hype her market.
Finer girls have been fhucked for less jare.

NB: Seun, when will we be able to type F U C K like we can now type pussy? It is a valid English word oo

Mercykayy:
Fu

Which of the CORPS? FRSC, NYSC

The first babe this guy will knack ehn...from her waist downwards go turn rubbish. She fit cripple sef due to the accumulation.

This training be like butty training for my eye. Pillows, mats...
Well sha, after all na big men children dem be.

Omotayor123:
Instead of frustrating fresh Graduate, schools should rather reduce the number of students admitted yearly.


Nonsense!

Hello.

Leave her ooo. Omo olomo. Maybe he for don use pricck tear her too too lke scissors cutting cellotape

A country without patriots.
All of our politicians are mad.

khalhokage:
You say there was $2m in his house, then you also say that you were denied entry into the house and the money was taken away from the house, you never laid hands or eyes on this money but you know it was there and how much it was? OK ooooo

Now, why is the DSS raiding peoples homes in case of financial crimes? isn't that the job of the EFCC? OK ooooo

I dey feel you bro.

Warris dis?

Plasmbob1:
Be like say na Oyibo guys sure pass.

Anyone for nairaland??

Babe wassup?
I am currently dark skinned but i go start to dey bleach tomorrow. Give me 2 months.

N.B: As soon as i start bleaching, we start fhucking ooo.

Jessidaisy4:
Funny stuff
May God punish any man that'll intend to make me his side chick

*laughs like a maniac*

Those lips look skilled tho'.

So na the guy wey dey draw her oil be that?

I am imagining her screaming " osemudiameh" when the guy be stroking her kitten.

eistien:
#FACTS_ABOUT_NIGERIA_YOU_MAY_NE
VER_HAVE_KNOWN
You may already know that Nigeria is the
largest black nation in the world and the
most populous nation in Africa.
You may already know that Nigeria has
great dependency on crude oil, plus all the other opinions of David Cameron.
Here are 20 unpopular facts about Nigeria.
1. Are you aware that all over the world
Nigerians are setting the pace and becoming the standard by which others measure themselves? Do you know?
2. In the US, Nigerians are the most educated immigrant community. Type it into Google and you’ll see it. Not one of the most educated, the most educated.
3. 60% of Nigerians in the US have college degrees. This is far above the American national average of 30%.
4. Nigerians in US are one of the highest earners, typically earning 25% more than
the median US income of $53k.
5. In Ivy League schools in Europe and America, Nigerians routinely outperform their peers from other nations.
6. A Nigerian family, The Imafidon family, have officially been named the smartest family in the UK.
7. The designer of the famous car, Chevrolet Volt, Jelani Aliyu, is a super
talented Nigerian from Sokoto State.
8. The World’s fastest supercomputer was
designed by a world renowned inventor
and scientist, Philip Emeagwali, a full-
blown Nigerian whose patency was awarded in 2015. This means Nigeria has the patency to the world’s fastest computer: a Black Nigerian.
9. The wealthiest Black man and woman on earth are Nigerians, Aliko Dangote and Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. Both have no trace of criminal record of any kind.
10. South Africa couldn’t have ended apartheid & achieved Black rule if not for the leadership role Nigeria played.
11. Of the 3 South African Presidents who
ruled after apartheid, two of them once
lived in Nigeria under asylum. Both Nelson Mandela (60s) and Thabo Mbeki (70s) lived in Nigeria before becoming President of South Africa. We gave financial support, human support, boycotted an Olympics and
our politicians, musicians and activists campaigned relentlessly.
12. Nigeria spent over $3 Billion and lost
hundreds of soldiers to end the wars in both Liberia and Sierra Leone which the world ignored because they have no oil.
13. When there was a coup in São Tomé and Príncipe in 2003, Nigeria restored the
elected President back to power.
14. Before there were street lights in European cities, ancient Benin kingdom had street lights fueled by palm oil.
15. 500 years ago, Benin casted metal alloys to create magnificent art including the world famous Queen Ida Mask.
16. Amina was a warrior queen who ruled Zaria Emirate in Kaduna state, Northwestern Nigeria 400 years ago in 1610. Google and see what she means to Africa.
17. We gave monetary gifts to Ireland during our oil boom and built a statue for
France free of charge. We are not poor blacks. Nigeria is rich and don’t be lied to.
18. The first television station in Africa was NTA Ibadan (1960) long before Ireland has their RTE station.
=========
Wherever you look in this great country, Nigeria, heroes abound both now and in our recent and ancient past.
If all you do is listen to mainstream Western media, you’ll not get the full picture of your Nigerian heritage.
Do not listen to any leader who says Nigerians are criminals, no matter who he is, or his height and position.
We’re not a nation of scammers, drugs & corruption, but a people with a verifiable track record of greatness.
==========
Here is what CNN, BBC, Aljezeera and western media will not tell you about Nigerians:
19. On the 7th May, 2016 at Howard University in Washington D.C history was
made. Out of 96 graduating Doctor of Pharmacy candidates, 43 of them were Nigerians and out of 27 awards given, 16 went to Nigerians.
The entire world still envies our uniqueness as a NATION with living together despite our ethnic diversity. One single country with over 400 languages.
They will only tell you how Nigerians are scammers and cheats, how Nigerians are into drugs overseas et al.
If you don’t blow your trumpet, no one
will blow it for you.
20. There are over 180,000,000 Nigerians
world over and only less than 250,000 of this figure have traceable criminal records.
This is about 0.14% of our entire national population in the last 20 years: nothing close to 1%. Shame on global media.
Listen Nigeria, don't let anybody woo you
into believing that you are a criminal just because you are a Nigerian.
Nigerians are NOT criminals.
You are NOT a criminal.
You are topnotch; second to none around the world.
I am proud am created a Nigerian, thank you God.
Be proud of Nigeria wherever you go.
Take out your Passport with pride.
Be proud of our GREEN HERITAGE.
Be enthusiastic of our FUTURE GREATNESS.
#Please_share_widely_and_let_us_spread_globall
y_the_truth

Most of the people you mentioned had to get outside this country before they achieved.
Nigeria of today is designed to defeacate on your dreams.

Buhari just improved his own security's welfare because he knows he no longer has the masses support.
Nigeria na like blue film. All sorts of fhuckery.

Even a ps2 slim with 2 pads and a sizeable memory with games is close to that 15k.

Ps3 for 15k...please dont try it.