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Politics › Re: "I Heard EFCC Is Cooking Up A Surprise For Me, I Ready For Una" - Dino Melaye by Splinz(m): 5:40pm On Mar 18, 2017

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zxcvb:
What a pity.. and its appalling to know that your poor soul is yet to have brunch.... so disheartening that you really don't know where dinner will come from.. keeping drumming support for politicians who don't know you and have run this country dry....
Idiot!

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Are you this dumb?

Romance › Re: Lets Know True Love.....come And Answer This Question. by Splinz(m): 4:34pm On Mar 18, 2017

sexybbstar:
If u see ur boyfriend / ur gal friend urinating on d road , nd u were walking with ur friends
Wat will u do ?

I'd bring out my smartphone, take like three shots, and upload it on Nairaland (Romance section) so that others can see how my girlfriend was urinating. Also, I'd tell my friends to capture the scene too and spread it on social media.

Please do you have any other question?

Romance › Re: A Boy Posted These Pictures On Facebook! See Reactions by Splinz(m): 4:24pm On Mar 18, 2017

Who do we blame--parents or these two idiots?

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Romance › Re: She Keeps Coming At Me.... by Splinz(m): 3:25pm On Mar 18, 2017

JhyMedex:
what do I do?.. Activate her or ignore?..

Preach repentance to her brother.

Christianity Etc › Re: Dwarf RCCG Pastor & Barrister Weds In Abuja Today (Photos) by Splinz(m): 2:38pm On Mar 18, 2017*

Such a cute man.

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Romance › Re: I Love n Need Her But My Mum Dislike Her Starture ''big Boobs''. (Our Pic.tag) by Splinz(m): 2:35pm On Mar 18, 2017

Op you sef eh... try and manage oranges na, not watermelon all the time.

Walahi... you don die for mama hand.

Politics › Re: "I Heard EFCC Is Cooking Up A Surprise For Me, I Ready For Una" - Dino Melaye by Splinz(m): 1:41pm On Mar 18, 2017

Trust Dino, he will give them fire for fire! EFCC under Magu is nothing but a vengeful and personal vendetta fighting arm.

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Romance › Re: To Only Ladies :how do I look by Splinz(m): 7:44am On Mar 18, 2017

jaldesa:
I am older than your papa!!!!

Okay, my ancestor.

Romance › Re: Caption These Funny Pictures by Splinz(m): 7:39am On Mar 18, 2017

Perfecttouch:
bros I take God beg u, stop giving people headache with dis kin grammer

Oh this is so funny that I forgot to laugh!

So you've never made such typo error before or is it uncommon?

Mumu claiming jack...

Business › Re: Goshencoin ICO (initial Coin Offering) For Goshencoin S.O.U.L & Infrastructure by Splinz(m): 9:27pm On Mar 17, 2017

I'd like to see the whitepaper for this coin.

Romance › Re: When Two Descendants Of Sango Olukoso Fall In Love (photos) by Splinz(m): 7:13pm On Mar 17, 2017

I can't make any sense out of this buffoonery.

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Truth Or Dare Thread by Splinz(m): 4:30pm On Mar 17, 2017

Truth & dare.

Romance › Re: Caption These Funny Pictures by Splinz(m): 4:25pm On Mar 17, 2017*

Behold, the walls of Jericho has fell down flat!

Politics › Re: More Trouble In Buhari’s Kitchen Cabinet As El-rufai Attacks Abba Kyari, Babachi by Splinz(m): 4:19pm On Mar 17, 2017

sarrki:
OK

I think for the first time

I salute Gej for sacking that man called daura

Brethren, may we all rise and sing songs of joy and dance for the redemption of our dear brother, Sarrki.

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Romance › Re: When You Catch Your Bae With Another Man. by Splinz(m): 3:18pm On Mar 17, 2017

Bumbae1:
Waiting lol is that d bae she is begging ...
lol orisirisi ...
i see why she cheated .. he should either accept it or just prep his heart for future heart breaks ..

That bobo is bae... such a sweet and sexy dude.

Romance › Re: Man And His Fiancee's Bum In Doggie Pre-Wedding Photos by Splinz(m): 3:08pm On Mar 17, 2017

Generation of yansh lovers and threes*me enthusiasts.

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Romance › Re: To Only Ladies :how do I look by Splinz(m): 3:06pm On Mar 17, 2017

lovelygurl:
I used to think this kind of thing is only meant for teenage boys

You thought right. Op is a teen.

Romance › Re: Cleared by Splinz(m): 3:01pm On Mar 17, 2017

Oh my gawd! The wonders of licking-licking is really a wonder!

Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Flaunt Their Lesbian Activity On Instagram (Photos & Video) by Splinz(m): 2:54pm On Mar 17, 2017

sweerychick:
Social media is now the devils academy ..
Just look at how us ladies have lost dignity through it

Such a powerful tool. Apparently, its destructive side outweigh its usefulness.

Romance › Re: 5 Reasons You Should Not Date A Drama Queen by Splinz(m): 2:49pm On Mar 17, 2017

Nothing is as repulsive as seeing unending dramas from supposedly adult person(s). Get da f*ck out, I don't roll with "feeding bottle" babies!

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In US For Masturbating Openly In Front Of Women (photo) by Splinz(m): 2:27pm On Mar 17, 2017

Nna eh... This monkey-brained idiot don go disgrace us.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Urge Ali To Wear Customs Uniform by Splinz(m): 2:18pm On Mar 17, 2017

marysyviabrown:
so uniform is now Nigeria problem?

Yes, it is our problem. Ali was not just employed to work as Controller General, he was also to keep the rules in that agency and teach others to do same. In fact right now, he has failed and deserved to be kick out!

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Business › Re: . by Splinz(m): 10:03pm On Mar 16, 2017

Ayinke93:
I'm interested in the cloud mining. Can u introduce me to a miner or you give me your contact so we can talk better

Send me a PM and let me introduce you to something great.

Career › Re: Aero Airline Sacks 60% Of Workers by Splinz(m): 7:41pm On Mar 16, 2017

Bubu thank you very much.

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Romance › Re: Just Saw My Dad's Dick, Now Am Crushing On Him - South African Guy Says by Splinz(m): 5:25pm On Mar 16, 2017

Son, you need to come to me and receive an anointing slap.

Romance › Re: Fashion Hit Or Miss? by Splinz(m): 5:13pm On Mar 16, 2017

Bunch of lunatics.

Romance › Re: Guys Don't Marry Any Woman That Can Do This by Splinz(m): 5:04pm On Mar 16, 2017

What! Is she sacrificing those things to her ancestors?

Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Kiss Her Son Like This (photos)? by Splinz(m): 4:56pm On Mar 16, 2017

dollyjoy:
I don't like it.

Why? Do you consider it erotic or morally corrupt?

Politics › Re: World Bank Faults Nigeria’s Economic Recovery Plan by Splinz(m): 4:44pm On Mar 16, 2017

It is expected. Who are the economy managers?

Politics › Re: Melaye And I Were Fighting Corruption Before He Abandoned Me -magu by Splinz(m): 2:23pm On Mar 16, 2017

You and Dino were fighting corruption or you both were doing kabukabu, until you decided to chop the yam more than Dino?

Dino sef na smart thief na...

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