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Politics › Re: Hilarious: Pictures Of Policemen Around The World. by Splinz(m): 3:42pm On Apr 02, 2017

Even 'Man O War' is more useful than the NPF. The police has been disgracing us upandan since 15 BC...

Bunch of effeminate, cowardly and thieving men in black.

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Christianity Etc › Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by Splinz(m): 2:44pm On Apr 02, 2017*

If this remark really came from Adeboye, then it's really an unfortunate one. embarassed

This statement is akin to saying: "All Facebook users are worthless". Adeboye of all people should have known that people use sites like Facebook for different reasons; both business and pleasure.

So, that one meets a woman on Facebook that appeals to him and marry her, does not in anyway translate to losing that same woman to other social sites.

In fact, this statement has little or no sense at all!

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Romance › Re: Sad But True by Splinz(m): 9:15pm On Apr 01, 2017

profhezekiah:
If You collect all evidence that GEJ administration was corrupt, some pple will still you are lying.

If U tell a girl the truth that a guy is just after what is between her legs she ll never listen

No matter how much evidence the senate presents to bubu, to show that the 'grass cutter' and his super 'corruption fighter' are stinkingly corrupt, bubu will always write long letters to defend them.

#sadbuttrue#

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's WAEC & GCE Results Shared By Reno Omokri (Photo) by Splinz(m): 7:19pm On Apr 01, 2017*

Excellent result! Is there any zombie great enough to take up Reno's challenge?

By the way, A2 in Economics and A3 in Mathematics plus an equally competent hand as a finance minister... no wonder the economy was that sound. Unlike someone that only gave us recession.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed, Abba Kyari, El-Rufai & Attahiru Jega Meet At Kaduna Airport (PICS) by Splinz(m): 6:32pm On Apr 01, 2017

Shubbylee:
Jonathan appointed Jega to rig election for APC and take him out of Aso rock?! U're very wise....clap for urself!!

You're only trying to be smart by half. Because it was Johnathan that appointed Jega doesn't in anyway erased the meaning of the words 'backstabbing or betrayal' from the dictionary.

Now, you can as well clap for yourself for your flawed reasoning.

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Family › Re: Photo Of A Pretty Young Mother And Her Son Which Has Gone Viral . by Splinz(m): 5:57pm On Apr 01, 2017

Be not deceive by her physique. For I tell you all, that woman is our ancestor.

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Romance › Re: 17 Annoying Questions Guys Have To Stop Asking Girls Right Away by Splinz(m): 5:37pm On Apr 01, 2017

Aderola15:

Mbok, don't swear for me, for I am but a child who do not understand your ways. E jo, forgive.

Romance › Re: 17 Annoying Questions Guys Have To Stop Asking Girls Right Away by Splinz(m): 4:26pm On Apr 01, 2017

One Most Annoying Question Girls Must Stop Asking Guys Forthwith!

1. Do you love me?— WTF! Is it your love? undecided

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Romance › Re: 17 Annoying Questions Guys Have To Stop Asking Girls Right Away by Splinz(m): 4:20pm On Apr 01, 2017

Aderola15:
Do I look like one?

Sorry, my ancestor.

Politics › Re: Fayose In His Academic Gown At EKSU Convocation (Photos) by Splinz(m): 4:17pm On Apr 01, 2017

Amarabae:
sai fayose,the great stomach infrastructure governor.
he wouldn't mind joining the students to eat at the canteen.

Fayose we know as the stomach infrastructure governor. I wish we know what infrastructure our President is into. Perhaps, he is in the business of spreading hunger?

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Romance › Re: 17 Annoying Questions Guys Have To Stop Asking Girls Right Away by Splinz(m): 4:00pm On Apr 01, 2017

Aderola15:
Hahahaha

What other questions do you want them to ask ehn?

I just tire... Meanwhile, are you a virgin?

Business › Re: Piuni Global Technology, Telecoms & Bill-payment Business Opportunity by Splinz(m): 3:26pm On Apr 01, 2017

How far have you gone with this opportunity?

cc: kennethkaycee

Politics › Re: This Ex-president Is In Jail For Corruption by Splinz(m): 3:19pm On Apr 01, 2017

Hopefully, that's where a President, with his grass cutting thieves and crooks will be.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed, Abba Kyari, El-Rufai & Attahiru Jega Meet At Kaduna Airport (PICS) by Splinz(m): 2:20pm On Apr 01, 2017*

They never ceased to thank him for the wonderful rigging machinery he put in place during the 2015 general election.

Let it be known to Jega that till today...

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Romance › Re: Instead of giving a Bleep by Splinz(m): 2:08pm On Apr 01, 2017

Indeed, different stokes for different folks.

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Politics › Re: "Resign Now", Abdulmumin Jibrin To Buhari by Splinz(m): 7:07pm On Mar 31, 2017

Beautiful advice. Now watch out how zombies will blast Jibrin as an "enemy of State".

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Business › Re: "I Didn't Graduate With 3rd Class" - Tony Elumelu Reacts To Twitter User's Claim by Splinz(m): 7:02pm On Mar 31, 2017

That's amebor Nigerians for you. Lousy busybodies!

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Politics › Re: The Change APC Promised Is Real. Picture Evidence. by Splinz(m): 5:59pm On Mar 31, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of The "Flying Bird That Turned Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" by Splinz(m): 6:18pm On Mar 30, 2017

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Senate Vs Ukraine:See What Ukrainians Did To Corrupt Politicans(pics) by Splinz(m): 4:12pm On Mar 30, 2017*

What happen to prisons?

We have the prison(s) as an institution that housed criminals. And so, if anyone is found guilty of corruption, kirikiri is there, not trash cans!

We are Nigerians, not barbarians!

PS: For those miserable lots and hypocrites in high places, the senate is not the only place where corrupt persons are found. Who will throw the super grass cutter, super salary saver and even the super corruption fighter into the trash cans?

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Investment › Re: Thread For Genuine Online Investments by Splinz(m): 4:07pm On Mar 30, 2017

People lack the patience to invest in real businesses. They all want HYIP, however risky it may be. I have a revshare company I've been using since last year, tested, trusted and reliable.

But, it is not a sharp sharp money making scheme o. Those interested should sent PM, I don't want to get banned by posting link.

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Pretend To Be Ladies Online by Splinz(m): 5:51pm On Mar 29, 2017

They're simply bunch of low-lives.

Romance › Re: See What This Teenage Nigerian Girls Posted On Facebook (photos) by Splinz(m): 5:01pm On Mar 29, 2017

I'm seeing them.

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Crime › Re: Five Yahoo Yahoo LAUTECH Boys Busted By EFCC, See Their Faces (Photos) by Splinz(m): 4:56pm On Mar 29, 2017

See as them fresh.... So na so yahoo dey pay?

Okay na. In kirikiri, them go know sey even watery beans is not common in this recession.

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Romance › Re: In All Sincerity, What Will You Do If You Find Yourself In This Situation?. by Splinz(m): 3:39pm On Mar 29, 2017

thornapple:
2. For the guys:
You worked hard all your life to get to where you are today. You could've decided to remain single for a while and catch some fun but for the love of family decided to marry. You got married to a lady of your choice who made you believe is the most decent to start a family with. Several months afterwards it was discovered she was barren resulting from multiple abortions due to a promiscuous life she lived before you met.

What will you do in this situation?.

I'd drag her before the council of elders and weep my eyes out. I'd wail: “O elders, what have I done that this great evil should befall me!?”

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible For Married Couple Not To Have A Misunderstanding? by Splinz(m): 3:21pm On Mar 29, 2017

kimbra:
You have a point too, and that's, you think it's human nature. Which is part of it.

When I made reference to "Different personalities", this for example. Your spouse has his/her likes, dislikes, different ideas to things, different things irritates and pleases him/her, and in the course of your marriage you never get these things under control, which is bound to breed misunderstandings.

I hear you loud and clear.

Now talking of different personalities, there's what is known as “courtship.” It is a time originally designed to help would-be partners in understanding all the differences there is that exist between them, and how to better manage these differences. It is, in a sense, a degree course that qualifies one to move into marriage.

It is when this most important period is disregarded or not understood—failed, that one experience the bulk of the problems in marital homes. Also, lacking an equally vital knowledge that two people in marriage are no longer regarded as two in the real sense of it, but ONE, is also one major causes of disharmony in marital homes.

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible For Married Couple Not To Have A Misunderstanding? by Splinz(m): 2:35pm On Mar 29, 2017

kimbra:
What you have in marriages are two different personalities, from two different backgrounds, coming together to live as one. They never fully understand each other, so misunderstandings are bound to ensure.

I wouldn't say misunderstandings arises in marriages as a result of different personalities from different backgrounds. This is because talking of understanding, there're times you'll find out that you don't even understand your own self, as you do things that ordinarily shouldn't have been done by you.

So then, misunderstandings transcends mutuality and even same traits as you. It is more of the human nature. A nature, except conquered, will always breed quarrels and useless wranglings.

Family › Re: Should I Be Worried? by Splinz(m): 7:06pm On Mar 28, 2017*

we went to his kids school to visit and he was shouting and embarassing his kids cursing their mom.

Whatever problem your husband had with his ex wife doesn't and shouldn't in anyway translate to hatred towards his own children.

This is because, hating those children he fathered on account of their mother, is a height of irresponsibility and idiocy. Yes, tell him to be man enough in taking care of his responsibilities, not cowardly hiding under whatever wrongdoing their mother committed to hate those innocent children!

Such a lousy man.

Christianity Etc › Re: Cleric Mistakenly Broadcasts Porn Clip by Splinz(m): 5:26pm On Mar 28, 2017

When your Imam is a pro in pornography...

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Politics › Re: Melaye Prepares Cyberstalling Case Against Sahara Reporters, Publisher In NY by Splinz(m): 4:52pm On Mar 28, 2017

AntiWailer:
Closed ?

Na shop ?

iliterate.

Behold, the real illiterate.

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Politics › Re: Sen. Sani to Governors: You Lack Moral Right to Acuse Buhari of Non-Performance by Splinz(m): 4:40pm On Mar 28, 2017

No mind them...

Bubu be like: "So all of you now want to desert me abi... first it was that small man from Kaduna that called me a failure, and now all of you. Shey na only me dey APC ni... abi oya werey ni"?

Romance › Re: I Just Disvirgin A Side Chick Whose Is Not My Girlfriend by Splinz(m): 2:14pm On Mar 28, 2017

Brunosamel:
I just de flowered a side chick although it was a mutual agreement, am contemplating on what to do next I need your advice please

My advice is that you come before me and kneel down, that I may pray and cast out the spirit of lust from you.

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