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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Used Juju On Wailers by Splinz(m): 10:29pm On Dec 31, 2016
Eastactivist:
Am very much serious with this. Honestly, Does the guy really sound okay to you?
Isn't that why they are called zombieshuh

Pray for him. Brother I say please save his soul!
RomanceRe: Scientific Proof That Love Is Really Blind by Splinz(m): 10:15pm On Dec 31, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue] its the truth and u better mind in the New Year
Happy new year tongue[/color]
What truth? The day love cease to exist is the day we all perish.

Happy New Year!
RomanceRe: Scientific Proof That Love Is Really Blind by Splinz(m): 9:56pm On Dec 31, 2016
ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=coral]Love Is A Lie
Those who profess it are confused humanoids tongue
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This comment reeks of lies & fiction.
Christianity EtcRe: American Psychological Association To Classify Belief In God As A Mental Illness by Splinz(m): 9:16pm On Dec 31, 2016
Op, you can go Bleep yourself with your malicious headline.
RomanceRe: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Splinz(m): 8:01pm On Dec 31, 2016
Mynd44:
I am jealous of you. Three hot women and all you have to do is choose.

Lucky devil you are
wink
RomanceRe: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Splinz(m): 7:52pm On Dec 31, 2016
Mynd44:
Better pick a wife now
Lol... Mehn... I'm damn confused on who to pick. Makydee, Berlynn, Twaci and the rest just dey turn my head upandan... cheesy

RomanceRe: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Splinz(m): 7:30pm On Dec 31, 2016
Fine fine peeps everywhere...

RomanceRe: Final Matchmaking For The Year by Splinz(m): 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2016
Sex: M

Location: Sambisa Forest
RomanceRe: I'm Leaving This Disgusting Social Media Platform by Splinz(m): 6:58pm On Dec 31, 2016
If you don't leave Nairaland....

FamilyRe: Thread For Those In Inter-tribal Relationship And Marriage by Splinz(m): 6:36pm On Dec 31, 2016
TashaGirl:
That's good. Will like to know your experience
Personally, dealing with those outside my tribe hasn't really been a problem to either me or family.

As you've already pointed out, the two major barriers in inter-cultural relationships are language and food. And to me, there're no threats at all.

For example, my Yoruba friends. I don't think there's any of their food I've not eaten. And then the language... well, I know a bit of it but still learning sha.

So, these things are not really much of a problem on my side o, I know to some people it's a no no no... But all the same you can cope if you want to go into or you're already into one. In no time you'll get used to the ways...
FamilyRe: Thread For Those In Inter-tribal Relationship And Marriage by Splinz(m): 6:18pm On Dec 31, 2016
Ngokafor:
...With all due respect,if this thread was an examination and you give this comment as an answer to the op's question ,i can assure you of at least an F because your response was way off the expected response lipsrsealed embarassed...
Get your lousy busybody self outta here! How many of your on point and expertise contributions have you offered the ophuh
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Wants To Put Me In Trouble. by Splinz(m):
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RomanceRe: Consequences Of Premarital Sex by Splinz(m): 4:57pm On Dec 31, 2016
You mean you've not do 'the do' beforehuh

RomanceRe: What Is Your Sexual New Year Resolution For 2017? by Splinz(m): 4:49pm On Dec 31, 2016
Preciousgirl:
I have resolved to sex my husband and only him come 2017

Drop your own

PoliticsRe: Kogi Gov Yahaya Bello Spotted in the midst of Masquerades At Anyigba (Photo) by Splinz(m): 4:46pm On Dec 31, 2016
Lie Mohammed is that you on the lefthuh
FamilyRe: Thread For Those In Inter-tribal Relationship And Marriage by Splinz(m): 3:53pm On Dec 31, 2016
TashaGirl:
ever dated somebody out of your tribe?
Yeah, sure. The three major tribes.
FamilyRe: Thread For Those In Inter-tribal Relationship And Marriage by Splinz(m): 3:18pm On Dec 31, 2016
Well... I think being in a relationship with a Calabar person for instance, is not that much of a problem except the language barrier. Of course even the language barrier can be easily broken in no time as you get used to it. Meanwhile, you can communicate in English or pidgin with your in-laws or would-be.

Talking of our food, I think Calabar dishes are the most acceptable foods in Nigeria. I mean, there's hardly any Nigerian who doesn't like one or two Calabar food. So I don't think food will pose any problem here.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Soldiers At The Battlefield Communicate With Their Commanders. PICS by Splinz(m): 3:04pm On Dec 31, 2016
And this is newshuh

CelebritiesRe: Kenneth Okonkwo Joins APC by Splinz(m): 2:26pm On Dec 31, 2016
So Kenneth too has join bad ganghuh

Christianity EtcRe: Hell Exists Because God Loves You by Splinz(m): 2:11pm On Dec 31, 2016
frosbel2:
Hell is a sign of God's LOVE for you , in fact he LOVES you so deeply that he is going to burn you forever if you do not LOVE him back.

God wants you to LOVE him perfectly because he LOVED you first , and if you spurn this LOVE or refuse to LOVE him back , you will be plunged into the bottomless abyss in an instant, burning with brimstone for all of eternity.

You see , your soul is so precious to God that he is determined to punish you for all eternity for losing it by a sinful and wicked lifestyle. Don't worry, when you are burning in eternal agony, embraced by the flames of his wrath and consumed by the worm that dies not, you can be comforted in knowing that it is all because God LOVES you :-)

Without HELL there cannot be God's LOVE because after all, how can God LOVE his creatures without the threat of eternal torture , this is the only way he can keep you in line with his LOVE and make you appreciate what he has done to save you from this terrible place.

God is LOVE, remember ? Oh yes, you cannot afford to forget for if you do , hell awaits you for eternity.

Hell is real and God is LOVE.

RomanceRe: Two Nairalanders Hangout For The First Time And Had Fun In UK by Splinz(m): 1:57pm On Dec 31, 2016
These two will make a great couple.

RomanceRe: Do Ladies Seriously Lie About Being Raped? by Splinz(m): 1:49pm On Dec 31, 2016
Richiy:
Honestly, girls feel bad that they lost the one thing that society says must be kept. So, guilt can make them say a lot of stories that are not true.
Cool. Have you ever tow that line beforehuh
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Needed ASAP! by Splinz(m): 5:56pm On Dec 30, 2016
LxgIncrediboy:
With barely 34hours to the new year... I implore my fellow nairalanders to assist a nigga. I can't enter this new year single, same as last year and the before. Na only me them swear for and I don't mind been assistant boyfriend. Come in your different sizes, I really don't mind.
We can break up after the new year before February 14.
Trapqueen77 has not been replying my PMs.

Cc:
Smellymouth
Airforce1
It's okay my dear.

RomanceRe: Our Plane Returning Me And My Girlfriend From Dubai Almost Crashed by Splinz(m): 5:52pm On Dec 30, 2016
And to think that I actually wanted to dash this boy N100.00 for his daily garri intake.

RomanceRe: Is This Why Ladies Moan During Sex!!! by Splinz(m): 5:49pm On Dec 30, 2016
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SirMichael1:
Hello from the other side o. Usually, when I watch porn, I see the ladies moan during sex. Some even cry self o. Is it because that engorged shaft that enters her honey pot is 'paining' her?. See o! Me ayam a 'V' and I don't want my girl to cry when I'm finally eating the forbidden truth. If they say sex is sweet, why do ladies moan...? 'Haaaa... Hmmm... Awww...! And the thing that surprises me is that they will still be saying 'deeper', 'faster', 'harder' and they are crying ooh embarassed shocked

please why do they moan or cry na. Remember, ayam a 'V' o so don't be too explicit grin
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FamilyRe: When Your Mother Takes All Her Money To Pastors by Splinz(m): 5:36pm On Dec 30, 2016
potent5:
My dimwit friend, how are you? Our conversation has been getting merrier and merrier. What do you say?
Go and find your ilks- pigs. We're not on the same level... cheesy
RomanceRe: This Lady's Necklace Got People Talking Online by Splinz(m): 10:33pm On Dec 29, 2016
dovelike:
Look at how this girl is trying so hard to look sexy, something that is already given to her naturally. Anyways, she is doing what she thinks the society expects of her undecided
Do you also think the society expects you to flaunt those melons toohuh
RomanceRe: The Word "Love" Is A Scam. by Splinz(m): 8:51pm On Dec 29, 2016
Benita27:
Sexytemi who broke your heart?.

I just love falling inlove, you know that feeling when you love someone and after having a great conversation with him you keep smiling and people around you are like " why are you smiling?" but you just can't answer. grin

Love is a good thing, people abuse it these days.
You can say that again.

The thing is, people don't know what truly is LOVE. Love is simply outgoing concerns for others- putting others interest above yours.

Now when you love, do not love conditionally, i.e, expecting a return- reciprocation from the loved. For when your love is not return, you're bound to get hurt- heartbroken. So, we should simply love for loving sake.

This is love for me, and I know it's a hard saying to some people.


PS: Where there's betrayals, pains, heartbreaks and puff up; then there's no love there. But love does exist, and we're all products of it.
PoliticsRe: FG To Release Calendar Of Festivals Across Country In 2017 - Lai Mohammed by Splinz(m): 8:18pm On Dec 29, 2016
So Lie is still in the business of masquerades? undecided

Anyways, great zombies like sarrki will make a great masquerade... cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Rich Man Enter Into The Kingdom Of God? by Splinz(m): 8:08pm On Dec 29, 2016
Billyonaire:

The bold actually is a grave fallacy. And actually a fallacy of hasty generalization. Do not always do that, it makes me feel that you didnt take your GSS courses in the first year of University seriously. I will not assume that you didnt attend University education because I could be wrong.
It is no fallacy my brother, I made that statement without mincing words.

You might want to check out my profile, it will give you a comprehensive overview of the mind behind the monika. I was born into Christianity because my parents happened to be Christians when I was born. If I was birthed into Islam, I would have been born a Muslim etc etc.
I was also born into a Christian home. However, the conventional 'churchianity' we were born into was/is nothing but an invention of men completely out of what the author (Jesus) established in 30 AD and handed down to His disciples. This is why I talked of not knowing anything about true Christianity. Please no offense.

To assert that God/Jesus/Jehovah used parables to confuse Christians or to pass a message is as I see it now, a crazy attempt at passing a message. Why parables ? Now all Christians are very confused. From your assertions, you are making it categorically clear that only Christians, and in fact righteous ones will go to heaven. What happens to the faithful muslim friends of mine ? What happens to the faithful and righteous Hindu friends of mine. Oh I see, they will not make it to Jesus' heaven, they have their own heaven, right ? Then it shouldnt be a problem since every religion have their own heaven.
Please quote me right. I never said parables are meant to confused Christians but "those not granted to know the mysteries of the Kingdom of heaven". Again, I didn't say it, you can see it according to the Scriptures I quoted. And no, Christians (in every sense of the word) are not confused at all, "...God is not the author of confusion".

Again, please quote me accordingly. I can't remember telling you that anyone (whether Christians or Muslims) is going to heaven

From your analogy, which is contrary to the popular Christian beliefs in Catholicism, Methodist Faith, Mountain of Fire, Lords Chosen, Deeper Life etc, you assert that Heaven will be on Earth and actually is not a location but a government. And I believe you will tell me that 'The Lord, God" will rule over Earth in Israel or America. Well, "The Lord God" will have to delay the coming till further notice, cos Israel is constantly at war with Palestine (God's enemy). It doesnt make sense to me anymore
True, what I'm discussing with you is indeed new understanding, strange to your ears. Truth is, I'm not of the conventional Christianity that you know of. It wouldn't make sense to you bro, of course I perfectly understands why and can as well bear with you.

Meanwhile, your theology sounds more like Jehovah witness and I was a member for 2 years. And I have attended more churches than most 'born again' Christians. In all of these churches, the Christian Bible are interpreted differently.
I knew you'll think of me as a JW. But no, I'm not of that stock.

Is Jehovah a God of confusion or the Christian pastors and preachers are the ones confusing most Christians ?
God is not the author of confusion (1 Cor. 14:33). So therefore, where there's confusion, simply count God out of there.

I do not think there is any Heaven, neither do I think there will be any heaven or hell except the ones we create in our conscious minds via hallucinations and visualizations.

Although I believe consciousness teleports via the black-holes, wormholes and white-holes to alternate universes at death, dreams, OBE, Astral Projection, Soul Travel etc, I do not subscribe to the fact that there is a place souls get burnt for ever. Fire can not burn spirit or soul. Fire is a physical solvent and soul is ethereal ectoplasm that processes data and deliver the experience from human grid to cosmic grid and to Source of the holographic universe.
Alright bro. I'm not saying you shouldn't keep your beliefs, keep them. Peace!
RomanceRe: I Re-united With My Girlfriend...advices Needed by Splinz(m): 7:21pm On Dec 29, 2016
tataiwo09:
Hello everyone...here is how the thing happened, kindly advice me.....(2014)two years ago I was in a 4years relationship, around December dt same year, an issue cooked up and we had to break up...since then we have been friends..but of recent we came together and decided to ve a reunion and start afresh...today is the third day we have had the reunion..but I'm still yet to be free like before with the lady, so also her, she has not been free to me, can u please advice how I could handle that and progress with her..we know we really love eachother
You went back to your vomithuh Very shameful...

Christianity EtcRe: Can A Rich Man Enter Into The Kingdom Of God? by Splinz(m): 7:00pm On Dec 29, 2016
Billyonaire:

When you say that the holy city called heaven is not already on earth, but 'coming' ? Does 'coming' denote that the holy city will be lowered down from the skies or is yet to be constructed in the future ?
Good you asked. No, the said holy city wouldn't be lowered literally to earth from the sky, but will be set up here on earth. This kingdom (kingdom here simply means: government) will be the kingdom 'of' heaven not kingdom 'in' heaven. And we've already seen that this holy city "comes down out of heaven" to earth, i.e, someone from heaven will be the One to set up this government on earth. Of course, you can guess who this Person is.

I really like to understand things in physical perspective, because religion mixes parables, mysticism and spirituality together and leave their members more confused than they were before they were inducted into the religions.
You're right. The Bible is full of parables and allegories. In fact, the whole of Revelation is all about symbols.

Now, the Bible is written this way for a purpose. Listen to this conversation:

Then the disciples came and said to him, "Why do you speak to them in parables? And he (Jesus) answered them, "To you it has been given to know the secrets of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it has not been given. For to him who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away. This is why I speak to them in parables, because seeing they do not see, and hearing they do not hear, nor do they understand- Matthew 13:10-13.
According to the above conversation between Jesus and His disciples, we see that parables are used in the Scriptures to confused/concealed these precious truths from those 'outside' or those "not granted to know the mysteries of the Kingdom of heaven".

Bro, if I tell you that you know nothing about Christianity apart from probably knowing that Christians are followers of Christ, will you believe mehuh But that's the truth!

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