Romance › Re: Serious Relationship by Splinz(m): 6:41pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
reminiscing: I need an amazing guy for a serious relationship....Amazing in the sense of being focused,smart ,good sense of humour and creative.
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Romance › Re: A Nairalander And His White American Girlfriend Pre-wedding Pics by Splinz(m): 6:37pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: I Don't Like Using Condom Again Any Side Effect? by Splinz(m): 6:24pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
EniHolar: No side effects... Just wait for 9 months. That's right.
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Romance › Re: Advice 4 Guys!!! by Splinz(m): 6:20pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Okay. This is no advice for me. |
Politics › Re: I Believe In President Buhari – Omotola by Splinz(m): 5:30pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Far be it from us to put our trust in a man, much more a man like Buhari- a serial loser! |
Romance › Re: Why You Are Still Single (1) by Splinz(m): 5:21pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Jadeite: Someone somewhere is tasting your wife's "soup" Nope, my wife is bound under the sacred oath of chastity until I take her to her matrimonial bed...  |
Politics › Re: Person Of The Year Award Goes To......PMB by Splinz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Indeed, the award goes to that giraffe of a man from Daura for his colossal failures. Never have we had it this bad except during the reigns of the clueless one... Such a disaster of a man. SMH |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by Splinz(m): 5:01pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
rokiatu: I get both always so I've never been in a position to choose one.
Now I can never choose one over the other since am used to both.  Hmm. So it has always been an anaconda? Good for you.
Anyways, like I've said earlier, a big dick doesn't necessarily guaranteed sexual satisfaction, a small dick can also do it!
So in the end, it all boils down to individual preferences... madam anaconda...  PS: Pray there should be sustainability. |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by Splinz(m): 4:47pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
rokiatu: yea right here we go again. The poster wouldn't have opened this thread in the first place if skills was all he needed. You can have all the skills in the world if your do...ck too small still ain't that pleasing. Di..ck plays a part too.
Too small and it's not enjoyable and too big ouch a big no also.
Big is just fine. Medium is ok also. Now lets talk about you. Is it sexual satisfaction you need from a man or the size of his dick |
Politics › Re: Buhari Never Said The War Against Bokoharam Was Over – Femi Adesina by Splinz(m): 4:04pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Poor zombies. After all the noise that the war is over, and now this from their commandants
Zombies right now...
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is About To Dump Me Due To My Small Penis, by Splinz(m): 3:48pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
sumesis30: Pls help me out guys. There is this girl I've been dating for like a month now I really love her so much, she loves me as well but she complains of my very small dick when we had sex. She even went behind my back to purchase a drug that may enlarge my dick to her own satisfaction in which I appreciated her effort and sacrifice. One day like that I invited her to my office to discuss sth bothering me about the issue. I asked that "what if the drug she bought for me doesn't yield results, what will be our fate concerning the relationship. She began to cry, I was even trying to calm her down but all to no avail. She later walked away after the whole discussion Though, later that night we had a little chats on WhatsApp, just normal chats. But I discovered lately that she hasn't been committed since since I have brought that issue up. She didn't even care to ask how I have been using the drug she bought for me but she did all this before. I'm really worried now, I love this girl so much and I don't want to lose her but it seems she has lost faith in the drug she bought for me due to an hopeless statement I made about the drug. She has lessen her hope in our relationship and it seems our relationship is about to hit the rock. We planned to marry eachother but it seems our plan may not come to reality due to her own unseriousness towards me. Can I still convince her that the issue about the penis enlargement can still be fixed? I want to do anything to get her back. Pls help me to move this to front page. Calm down bro. First, I'm not seeing any love on her part. Do you even know what is love, that an issue like penis size (small size ) should threatened
Let me get something straight here. Is it your dick size she's complaining of or your inability to satisfy her I'm asking because an anaconda size dick doesn't necessarily guaranteed sexual satisfaction.
To a woman, I think whether yours is a pencil or Olympic size type, what matters to her is the ability to give her multiple earth shattering orgasm with that rod. |
Family › Re: When Your Mother Takes All Her Money To Pastors by Splinz(m): 3:07pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
potent5:
You must receive sense, dimwit. Stereotype fool.
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Family › Re: When Your Mother Takes All Her Money To Pastors by Splinz(m): 1:09pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
[s] potent5: EFULEFU. That's Idoma and Igbo word for 'dimwit', dimwit. Efulefu [/s] You this mumu again 
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Romance › Re: Story For Ladies by Splinz(m): 11:29pm On Dec 26, 2016 |

Kikiki... Op you are a veli veli stewpid boi... |
Politics › Re: "Buhari Lied Against Jonathan On Christmas Day" - Reno Omokri by Splinz(m): 10:55pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
seguno2: Is that due to:
a) Illiteracy
b) Senility/ old age
c) All of the above C. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Does The Bibble Contradicts????? by Splinz(m): 10:49pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
HAKKINS: hello nairalanders and a walm hello to those of you that believe in christ.............there is this question that baffles me a lot...i do read the bibble but sometimes it do seems there are coontradictions in the bibble........does the bibble really contradicts ?? The Bible does not contradict itself at all. Rather, the Bible is like a jigsaw puzzle. Like the parables whose usage in the scriptures is to concealed these precious truths from those 'outside' (Matt. 13:10-13), the Bible is written in such a way that it may confused those who have not been "granted to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven". To the previledge 'insider', the scriptures is in total harmony with itself, well understood and appreciated. |
Romance › Re: Advice Needed: I Am Suffering From Severe Delayed Ejaculati.on by Splinz(m): 9:28pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
Hmm. Yours is a very rare case. I mean, all we keep on hearing are things like "I don't even last for 5 minutes"... "How do I last long in bed?"... etc.
But here you are, complaining of not cuming. What a life! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Seun osewa Is So Pained Because Mark Zuckerberg Is Not An Atheist by Splinz(m): 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
That nigga be like...
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Politics › Re: Defeat Hunger, Not Recycled Story Of Defeating Boko Haram – Fayose Tells FG by Splinz(m): 6:40pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
Garrithe1st: Off course Boko Haram was you distant friend.
Now that your friend boko Haram has been defeated, keep calm and watch as Buhari tackles and decimates your immediate enemy. Boko Haram defeat is only a fiction of your imagination. Is this the first time this useless government is trumpeting Boko Haram's defeat
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Politics › Re: Defeat Hunger, Not Recycled Story Of Defeating Boko Haram – Fayose Tells FG by Splinz(m): 6:27pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
Fayose my nigga. Indeed, those clowns must stop that recycling nonsense of a news and defeat our immediate enemy- hunger! |
Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Denouncing Agnosticsm/atheism Because Of Mark Zuckerberg by Splinz(m): 5:11pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
And what exactly is the need for this thread
Oh I see. This thread is fueled by apprehension of a possible mass renouncement of atheism spurs by Mark- a leading former atheist. Truth is, there're lots of so-called atheists out there who became one solely because someone like Mark is an atheist.
Op calm down. We know your numbers are dwindling by the day, as such, you feared the worse- a possible mass exodus with no one to called 'fellow'.
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Politics › Re: "Buhari Lied Against Jonathan On Christmas Day" - Reno Omokri by Splinz(m): 4:42pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
Reno save yourself the stress. We all know Buhari is suffering from chronic amnesia. |
Politics › Re: ‘APC Is Now A Huge Sanctuary For Thieves’ – Ex-Jigawa Governor Sule Lamido by Splinz(m): 4:37pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
Not just a "sanctuary of thieves", but a den of marauding evil spirits. |
Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Shot At The Desert By Ghanaian Man And Nigerian Lady by Splinz(m): 4:18pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
ireneony: Is like Ghanaian men are winning these days  And porting is on your mind...  |
Romance › Re: Is Your First Love,the Truest Love? by Splinz(m): 4:13pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
AlexWallace: Hello,my dear RomanceLanders,am comfused when it comes to Relationships and dating,though am new to relationships,want to really know more and your comments would be appreciated plz Love knows no 'first'. It is either it is love or no love! |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come Atheists Are Celebrating Christmas? by Splinz(m): 2:41pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
davtosh: Guy I guess you a JW You guess wrongly. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come Atheists Are Celebrating Christmas? by Splinz(m): 2:40pm On Dec 26, 2016 |
Pidgin2: Hello? Christmas is a day of celebration, we have chosen this day to celebrate the birth of Christ. You don't understand things, God will not send you to hell for celebrating His son. He would rather you celebrate his son than celebrate any Idol. Human wisdom! What bearing or what is the importance of Christmas in God's agenda  In case you've forgotten, let me remind you: "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways," declares the LORD" (Isaiah 55:  . Understand! It is not in your place to know what is right or what true worship entails. God (whom you claimed to worship) is the boss! He's the One to make laws and also command obedience to it. Understand that it is either according to God's dictate or in vain! |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come Atheists Are Celebrating Christmas? by Splinz(m): 9:22am On Dec 26, 2016 |
Pidgin2: See this one. Pagan indeed , so Jesus is now a pagan god? Your tricks will never work with me. Pagan my foot! Cursed be the Idol called sun god and praise be Jesus Christ the king of Kings and Lord of Lords Hmm. You're not getting it! Again, reflect on Mark 7:7 for at least one minute. Think of what is at stake! He said, "in vain do they worship me (Jesus)...". The point is, you can do all of that worships thinking God is pleased but He's not! That same Jesus you claimed to worship said so, I didn't! |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come Atheists Are Celebrating Christmas? by Splinz(m): 8:52am On Dec 26, 2016 |
Pidgin2: Go and read your bible, obviously you are one of the gullible ones who have built your foundation on sand. If you don't know the Church through Peter was given the keys of the gated of heaven and Christ said whatsoever is decreed on earth is accepted in heaven. You don't know the authority which God gave the Church /Christians abeg swerve. The authority to change laws and enact same? And what is it you understand by "the keys to the kingdom of heaven?" My dear, you can continue in celebrating your 'laws and customs'- pagan festival. But do not force it on God- He rejects it and other ways of the heathens! |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come Atheists Are Celebrating Christmas? by Splinz(m): 8:27am On Dec 26, 2016 |
Pidgin2: As Christians whatever we decree on earth is accepted in heaven. Heaven has accepted it, stop claiming Christian when you don't know who you are in Christ. I hear you sis. In effect, you're saying that you've been given the power to change laws and enact same? Saddening enough, Daniel spoke of "he who will attempt to change laws and seasons". Are you his partner  Be careful of what you say in your bid to justify your Xmas! I know my place and limit- my bounds, in Christ! Which is why I can't attempt to take God's prerogative- making laws and commanding obedience. |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come Atheists Are Celebrating Christmas? by Splinz(m): 7:40am On Dec 26, 2016 |
Pidgin2: Lol but Christ is preached in all churches on that day(if you actually attend a church you will know this). We chose the day to honor Jesus Christ, how does this affect pagans from worshipping the sun if they want, is it our fault that paganism is so unpopular that Christians have been able to silence them? We thank God for this and we pray they will continue to be silenced, watch out we shall soon silence you atheists as we did to pagans. Any day you declare an atheists day will be considered a Christian holiday so as to squash you all lol Glad you said "we chose" and not God chose. In other word, Xmas is simply one of those human inventions that has no real bearing with God. See it as 'humans forcing it on God'. Perhaps you'll find Mark 7:7 instructional at this point, and save yourself the futility of worshiping God the wrong way. Who told you I'm an atheist? PS: It is extreme foolishness for puny man to set aside his Maker's commands or invent his, and then somehow expects the Almighty to concur with him. Does the clay say to the potter 'What are you making, or you have no sense?' |
Romance › Re: Send A Christmas Shout-out To That Special Nairalander! by Splinz(m): 9:19pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
Ginaz: Aww, so I am special? Thanks, oh i'm crying again. So emotional  Oops... not again... I've told you to save those tears of joy for us- for our D-day. |