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david i have your pic.

David put up his picture on his profile?
I put my pic up once for about 2 mins. it felt so uncomfortable i remove am kia kia. Lara croft version of me will have to do.

post it.  wetin you dey wait cadet?

post it. post it. post it.

bia cadet, david secretly sent his pic? hmmmmmmmmm

4 Him:
nna na wa o.  
1st excuse - i'm on my work computer.  

lie lie. Put your crayfish self up lets yab you.

4 Him:
the Chidi look of course.

prove it. post a pic

Cadet:
LMAO!! That guy was hot!! ok?

You had the hots for kunta!  
Well i never!!!

@ 4him
so which do you look like

@sheniqua
my dear ive been told i have a caustic tongue. I try to keep it in its sheath most times.  

jim Iyke is more masculine than who? quit playing. jim Iyke reminds me of an amphibian.

sheniqua:
@ spoilt let me google the guy yoiu talked of earlier.
I want to see the banana

over ripe banana i forgot to add.

@rebellious
Good looking guys are used to getting yes all the time.  

@ 4him
chidi mokeme is what a aman should look like. not with small shoulders and a soprano voice.  

rebellious. you are ignoring stephenp? behave yourself!  
dude is banging hot.

D-reloaded:
and for once I agree with the girl, Desmond truly is metro.

Jim Iyke is a hoodrat. But acts well.

Jim Iyke looks like a burnt fish.

4 Him:
that guy is fine all round.   Me sef as a guy i trip.

you mean they tend to be more deceptive?

Thats ok if you like them effeminate looking.  

4 Him:
.
only better looking than in the movies.

he looks like a banana to me.  

ha!

which man wears mask abeg?

@4him
thats an understatement. [s]The tears ive shed in the waxing palour. chei! All for you mr spoilt. [/s]

a full head of hair. Fake hair. all 16 inches of it. It took about 3 hours to put the tracks in. worth it.  

I grew up in nigeria so i know our culture.
My Gadar was honed after living in california. I used to live in the gay capital of the world. I can tell. its in the eyes and not in the way they touch other guys. A guy slapping another guy's butt is classical male behavior. It is so not gay. Girls grab each others boobs all the time. Am i lying? No gay behavior in that.

After living in california for so long , i can smell a gay man from a mile. I arrived in naija last year and i was alarmed at all the gay dudes i sniffed out.  
A lot of them really werent metrosexual. straight up on the DL.  

ha ha. This movie (a nigerian one) starring some chic named karashika or something. she looked like she was dressed by a deranged beautician!

i tell my husband everything. almost.

er that would be a yes.Dem greasy curls? hehehe. Is that blasphemy?

so why do the 'karashikas' get all the attention and dates?

men in nigeria now wear blouses?
Ibo blouse with kpoff hand abi wetin?

It irritates me when guys lie through their teeth and insist they love girls looking natural (whatever that means!)
Yet they crave the beyonce look. with a weave all the way to the butt crack and with a full face of make up. They will pick that anytime anyday to picking someone who has natural hair and a face devoid of any 'help'. girls if you want to 'help' nature, go right ahead. beauty has always been pain but its worth every tear.At least in the guys eyes even though they dont like to admit it.

I dont blame the OP. I was in naija a while back. Everyone seemed to have a kangaroo pouch.  

hermaphrodites are next. watch!

humor does elude some people.
nice post nosilla!

Cadet:
I see that you've switched to attacking women. Oga o

as long as a gender is being bashed or attacked its all good on nairaland.