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Omg.
What a wicked world.

Graduated on Wednesday
Killed on Thursday.

May your killers never know peace.

My friend you dont need to deny anything.
We know the truth.
Even if you aint married to him, it's certain he is your ATM machine at the moment.

Just dont comman ask us to be praying for you when you clock 42 yrs and no one is interested in you.

extremelygolden:
Thank you. I am a Ma though. Not a Sir.

Ok.
Noted. Will edit my post ro reflect d right gender.

Poverty issa bastard.
With money you can get anything you want.

But if this is found to be true, i am highly disappointed in the Regina Daniels girl.
How can you marry your ancestor all in the name of money.

Attention seekers everywhere.

Whatever rocks their boat.

Those guys are celebrities, one way or the other they need to stay relevant, believe all those their bikkerings and rants at your own risk.
Even if the rants are true self, na dem know how much dey their accounts.
Biko what is your account balance again.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Dis ur English na made in China

Very funny.
At least he/she was able to communicate.
That's the most important.

extremelygolden:
Go about it in a playful manner. In the middle of a conversation when he says something that thrills you, just chip in a sentence like, O!Jay I love you more each passing day. You make me happy always by your perception about life. If you were around now I would have said, what have you given me to eat? I am just loving you too much these days. Then you quickly change the topic.

You will see that after some time he will call to confirm if what you said about loving him is true? That's when you will tell him Yes in a bold letter.

Best of luck, dear.

I doff my hat ma.
Professor of Romance
Minister of love affairs

I actually love your suggested approach.

Congratulations to him.
Keep shining your light.

See the way the useless mofos wasted and ended their lives. All in their quest to make quick riches.

Chai so they died with just Cway and Bobo in their tummy.
What is their game.

Useless wicked souls.

Wonders shall never end.

So the constituted authority too can mobilize people to provide "security cover" whatever that means.

Shame on all of you who derive joy in seeing others cry and lament.

The minister should do the needful.
He is not above the law. This is a statutory requirement.
If he can't appear for reasons best known to him he should at least send the perm Sec.

Emelamah be careful ooh, just comman show working dazzall

Onijagidijagan:
Where are the parent?

It was clearly stated in the article that she is an orphan sir.

ehinorlive:
no need to ask how the money was withdraw because is a simple stuff, what the pick pocket did was to buy airtime directly using your sim. you know banks dont require pin to buy airtime and if the dude is smart enough he or she can just buy airtim, create a transfer pin and start wireing.

As a good forensic investigator I can then trace all the accounts that received the loot in less than 30 minutes.
The. Working with d police we will grab him in less than 12 hrs and his sorry ass will be left to rot in kirikiri maximum prison.

Where then is the smartness in stealing what is not yours in the first place.

Greenishland:
Is she trying to say that the girl is dull??

Not at all.
Several things to learn:
The rich also cry
Before the gains come the pains
Different people with different issues
Every family has got their challenges.

She is particularly amazed at the person the girl has turned to become.

Mind you that experience she just painted up there is a ray of hope to someone or a family going through a similar challenge with a child or ward.

Positive vibes only

Halo22:
Nawaoooo..... wetin go happen to my cousin wey dey work there now? Though the guy no dey help person shaa.

Nothing go happen to him.
The talks of divestment is only applicable to their onshore assets and not the offshore assets.

Shell did the same thing and am not sure people lost their jobs like that.

Don't you know there will be new owners hence new management?
This new owners can't outrightlly bring in new hands just like that except their plan is to ground the facility to Zero.

Workers will be handsomely paid off (if it's in their contract) then handed over to the new management.

Some contracts will get reviewed, don't be shocked the review may even be better than what it used to be.

So make una relax.

Nothing dey happen.

For your information the oil exploration and production activities in Nigeria still has about +/-35 yrs.

This is enough period for whoever is working in that industry to have put solid plans on ground for self and family.

The paramount LIZARD of Ubima should affect defeat already.

I hope his ardent followers like Philiip Omah will advise him to back out.
This is a lost battle Joor.

I wonder why he wouldn't accept that Wiked is his master in this game.

Pavore9:
Not for charge and bail lawyers o!

Hehehehehehehe

True

Kwara politics, becoming interesting.

Now the "outgoing senate president and a sitting senate president who could not secure a return ticket to the red chambers" Saraki, has finally become a case study in Nigerian and African politics.

Congrats to Saraki on achieving this feat.

Chop chop season for lawyers.
Well, na lawyers wey sabi sha.

Indomie001:
the best thing you people can do for that idiot is to avoid his attension seeking posts like plaque , am sure with that his stupidity ll reduce.

No be lie my brother

Delaw00:
Damn this Bobrisky too fine

Don't worry I can link you guys if the pay is right.

Spits

He indirectly admitted that Adeleke forged his certificate, if he actually did he should face the penalty.
Why the noise.

Wether Buhari has certificate or not is another thing entirely. He has been sued by different entities on this ground, let the court be the judge.

Don't ever compare forgery to not having certificate, they are 2 different things.

LuciferYaweh:
This man is not 29 abeg.
35 at least. Haba.

When he gets to the gates of Heaven and they can't find his name under 29 year olds, I hope he won't open a Nairaland thread to disturb us here with stories of regret!

Nairaland mods should be alert & ban him if he ever attempts this.

Nonsense.



*spits

And this is supposed to be funny?
You need to get your head checked.
Apology of a human being.

Nonsense

Spits on your empty skull

duwell:
Let me type my own...

One day I got a call to come to a nearby town to meet a man and finalize a business. I traveled and was talking with him, then I felt this urge to shit all of a sudden. I was trying to rush the talk and conclude but the man was not having it. Then I told him what has happened to me that I need to use the toilet. Since that place was also his residence and business place, he had a toilet inside. The man declined saying that the only toilet in his house is inside that I can't use it.
I was like a time bomb waiting to explode, so I hurriedly had to leave.
I left the man's place and was praying I see a bike on the street to take me to my friends place which is not far from there. I didn't see, so I was moving very fast and trying to run,, but this kind of shit was one I had to use my muscles to hold it, else it'll disgrace me before I reach my guy's house.
I finally reach my guy compound,,, it's a kind of compound without fence, a flat, other houses surround it, then it has a small bush they throw water and all... By the time I reach him house the poor has started to come out, I thought I'll just open door and enter, unfortunately for me, he was not at home. I hurriedly turned to the back of the house and use the bush. Before I could slide my native I wore my boxer short was completely in shit..
All my trouser was stained. Luckily for me there was water outside so I washed the boxer and trouser before he arrived.
My only luck that day was that no body saw this happening to me..

My dear , you can't be 100% certain no one saw you. They just decided to let you assume no one saw you ni.
Do you know how many sights I dey see from my window without making a sound meanwhile the victim would fave felt it was his lucky day. Lol

Those experiences can make one do very steewpeeeed things sha.

JasonScoolari:
His smile is so contagious... A handsome young man, A pacesetter, A caring father and husband, A two time Governor, a distinguished Senator, A doctor and above all, the undisputed master of the game.

Maximum respect to Dr. Abubakar Bukky Saraki.

A master of the game indeed.
A sitting senate president that could not secure his re-election to the senate.

Master my foot.

lilianofentse:
How do we know what you're saying is true. Tell us the name and location of the medical institution instead of ranting incessantly!

So this is the best response you can come up with .
You mean dropping the name and location of the medical institution/hospital is all you need to make a meaningful contribution?

And what would you do with the name?
Make a trip down there,
Start an investigation or sue them?

For someone going trough pains, all he needed was a show of care.

My people sha.

VillagePipu:
You're only extending professional courtesy to your colleague

Lol. This got me cracked up.

Avedonn:
Giving and shearing is the easiest way to access God's blessing.

Dangote, Jim ovia, Tony Elumelu and Rochas are the only foundation that has impacted and keep impacting on the lives of millions of Nigerians. Especially Rochas foundation. As crazy as the man may appear to be, he has been impacting the lives of less privilege.

Rochas has built schools that gives children from poor background a quality education in most part of the country.

The man has a good heart but i just don't know what's happening to him since he became a governor.

You never hear say there are demons in govt houses. Go and ask Reuben Abati of his experiences at the villa.

Davash222:
TTT is not above to be Uber driver!! Nothing special here.

Na for this same Lagos I saw my Neighbour selling Omo Osun herbal cleanser for oshodi but he claimed to be a medical doctor.

You must be kidding me.
BTW beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
The beholder says, he is a medical doctor, yes he is. Don't doubt him. Lol.

May God bless his hustle.

niceprof:
Hmmm...so gory.Those legs may end up being amputated.

Not with proper treatment.

With good treatment, he will be up and running soon.

It's just a pity that the health care system in this part of the world is just messed up.
Else, this should not pose an atom of danger.

But, this is Nigeria, where anything can happen.

Darammliveth:
Please a brother is in need of help... He is in debt and wants to commit suicide

Take it easy brother.
You will come out of this one sooner than you expected.

Please note that suicide is not an option, you will only end up making life unbearable for those you will leave behind.

Just keep pushing, it will surely end in praise.