₦airaland Forum

madapcmod:
U aint seen nothing yet bubu. Northern Nigeria petroleum corporation NNPC una good morning shebi na yesterday dullard bring out northernized list of executive.

I await the sufferisticated counsellors to soon invade this thread and cry more than d bereaved as usual.

cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

kennosklint:
you are a perfect description of an EWOBI...

modelmike7:
...People reading this trash by you will know you are the real Mumu here. A youth without a brain! Pathetic!!

dragunov:
I can see you have a good command of the fvcking language. "an correct english word". This goon is a waste of time. It feels better arguing with a parrot than this time wasting muthafuqqa.

dragunov:
Dementia is setting in. Serious mental disorder.

dragunov:
When was the last time you read a good novel, goon? Let me answer that question. Never! And why? Because yo azz can't read.

dragunov:
See foolery.
Savage wailer?

SeverusSnape:
This is wrong. I recommend J.J for ritual killers only.
[size=3pt]AngelAhnie[/size] don't you think so?

dragunov:
I thought the SouthEast has
"priotised"
biafra. Why seek for representation in Nigeria?

dragunov:
Will you shut up already! What history does your azz know? See this one whose ancestors have no precolonial history other than having inter- village fights over missing goats and looking for opportunities to capture long pig who is talking of old ilorin.

CXLVII:

Diary of a pained wailer

Bolustic:
Kudos to the gallant NA.

Kill them all.

If it was during SOMEONE'S time, the soldiers would have been dealt a huge blow by Boko Haram but thank God Nigerians did the needful by voting him out.

Awoofawo:
There are folks back here in Nigeria doing far more better than him, you don't need to actually move out to succeed in life. If you are destined to be wealthy your goodness will meet you wherever you may be at the right time.



You don't even know where am typing from, it could be from Pluto or Mar. Abeg go sit down

Awoofawo:
If I am to check, would surprise me to know the guy is from a section of Nigeria known for developing others land

Whathaveidone:
Ambode? Lacklustre performance? If we talk now, e go be like say person na tribalist because I can tell you're from that part
of the country

Dem suppose dey ban some of una for the kind nonsense wey una dey always type ontop this forum

Just logout and go eat Akpu.

ouigy99:
Even though there is hunger in the land, I cam bet you that most of those that went there to collect those stuff are able to afford it for themselves.
Apart from hunger, part of our problem is greed. Some will go there, more than once to get the indomie, sugar, rice etc. So that they can go and sell it and make some money they will use to play baba ijebu.
RIP to the dead

mceffizy09:
Men are the ones suffering from domestic violence these days. You won't see these women activists saying something now. Seems they are happy with the trend.

missyadorable:
Chisos!
What a man can do,a woman can do better No be only men sabi how to kill their wives
Women are learning fast!
Good luck to them

Anabel:
I'm reading a lot of languages out of this

Anabel:
Oh come on! Give Edo peeps a break. At least we are not pretenders

Jaideyone:
don't you have gala to sell? oh ambode banned traffic hawking. get lost kid

prof800:
She is not a street hawker na.
I heard he banned road side hawking not road side trading. That woman is not hawking she is a road side seller.
I don't think it is possible to totally ban road side selling in Lagos.

Jaideyone:
typical wailer. can't argue intelligently

SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehehehehe


^^^ The above message is targeted at zombified citizens who are now complaining. Take the sufferings in good faith, put up a smile, don't worry, be happy ye zombies.