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[quote author=Area_boy link=topic=439341.msg5977008#msg5977008 date=1272633218]once a thief,

u know the rest. be wise [/quote]If Dog bite you once, the dog dey craze, but if that same dog bite you again, bros, na you dey craze.

You this poster again that your name sounds like Yerima. You are here again with another senseless post.
You better do as told. That is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

tkb417:
Go and complete your education so you can get a decent job and move away from that shanty

SA Goddess:
Education first young dude, in the other post you talk about Self-service which led to Mastur-bation, if you equiped yourself with enough information, you would know both mean the same thing, go read a book or something!

azeerellaz:
we are both in love she is 19 and am 26 and am an hip hop artiste seeing lots of girls everyday and she is planning to get pregnant for me and am not ready and i dont want to hurt her by leaving her but i really want to move on
because it will be disastrious if she is pregnant because i still have a long way to go.how can i get rid of her.

Read the emboldened phrases in your post and you will realize that you are a big FOOL.
So you think Nairaland is for little boys. At 26, you don't have a plan for yourself other than seeing lots of girls and the poor girl who wants you to focus now wants to get pregnant for you. How much do you have that she wants to get pregnant and spoil her future. It is guys like you that don't even know when they are blessed with a good girl.
Grow up.

This is very complicated, what will their children be to each other.

Though a good idea but implementation in a country like ours where human rights are violated on a daily basis and no working database of Nigerians, i wonder what they hope to achieve.
Well, time will tell.

2011 is here, the bizarre stories start flying. This is just part one, before the 2011 elections begin, we will here more bizarre stories. This is Naija for you.

If our votes counts, IBB will not score more than one vote and that is if he cast the vote for himself. A man who wants to rule Nigeria again said Buhari is the only credible person to rule yet who wants to contest. If Buhari eventually contest, i am sure IBB will vote for Buhari, hence he will not even score zero.

And where are the pictures bro.

Poster is a goatee eeeh, poster is a goatee, ewu awusa

[quote author=ik_moore2 link=topic=438897.msg5971228#msg5971228 date=1272546314]At poster,

I dont know what to tell u.


Considering your age and the fact that u already had 2 kids, how old is the girl when u started with her,

I hope she is not 13yrs old  even your name sounds like *erima and I quess u are from same region with him.[/quote]
[quote author=.NET link=topic=438897.msg5971985#msg5971985 date=1272553977]Men like you make women to categorise all of us as silly. Fortunately, I do not belong to your category.[/quote]I concur.

That is the lie of the century. If not for his age, that man should be flogged for lying at this age. What does he expect the younger ones to do

lizzybabe1:
NONE OF THE ABOVE
I'm surprised about P-Square though, since they claim to be graduates of University of Abuja!

I am not very sure of this but i thought one of them went to Rivers State University of Science and Technoly (RSUST)

God answered the girl first, that was fast you know

justdream:
Hello House,
I need any cndid opinion and advice on the problem plagueing me recently. Av been inlove with this girl for like 3yrs running now.Initially when we started,i thought of it as a ''fling'' and that was in my 4th year in skool.I had no love for her but due to my frnds persuading me each tym she runs to them to complain,i called myself to order and decided to give her a chance.In my final year(500 level),we started really dating all through till i left skool.Now after like 2yrs on,she has turned into something else.Lest i forget to mention,she's still in skool and many times i went visiting her without informing her,i dont meet her at home.She only come back the next day to confess she went to sleep with this guy or another.It has happened like four times and each time,she begs and i forgive her.She clubs like hell too.
What do i do cos am afraid even if i decide to settle down with her,there's no guarantee she'll change.
If we eventually settle down,i know i'll def cheat on her as a revenge.
[flash=200,200]http://I have made up my mind to move on[/flash] but i cant stop tihinking of her and missing her cos we lived like husband and wife while i was in skool.
am at a crossed road,cos av dated some other girls outside her but i believe i gel with her.I really wanna know the secrets to forgetting an ex.

Guy, that's you answer flashing in bold

[size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt]Marry the guy you LOVE[/size][/size][/size]

If it is the UK guy, find out if he wants to marry you, if not, forget him and find a way to love the man you are with now.

I will cast my vote for Psquare. At least they don't scream "nothing dey happen" when asked a question.

Missy B:
Ionno how old they are but that shouldn't be an issue.
I feel Let down 'cause Gene settled for Less.   D'banj's Fans, bite me!!

Na lie u talk, Gene na motor wey don drop engine before , so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

funkystanl:
wow!!! i think dbanj settled for less. Its least expected of himyou know? @missy b

Never, not even in my dreams. I don't want to get high blood pressure because of any woman celebrity.

I thought your GF is in USA, why you wan go Ghana?

190:
Gawd 4bid bad thing
But im scared that one day

My woman would cheat on me~

considering the fact that most guyz arund nland these days come
out and lay stories abt been cheating on~


please my gurl in the USA (mOst of nland know her already)

Please if u are seeing this

dont cheat on me ooh!!

@190. if you have not been cheated on, you have not yet graduated. Quote me.
Except she kept it secret.

lordmassac:
A teacher asks a student:



What is the opposite of laughing?

The student says: intimacy!

The teacher:



Shame on you! How can you say that?

The student:



Laughing is
Ha ha ha,



intimacy is
Ah ah ah

Una no go kill us for here

The teacher tasted the puppy's urine, ewwww.
Free gift (awoof) dey purge.

sharon stone in btw your legs
Stubborn grasshopper in btw your legs

Send him a text that in another dream of yours, you saw him cheating with a girl. See if this sounds funny to him.

Even with vernacular, there is no joke. Chei, can somebody garnish this joke for the poster?

illusion2:
which one be UTME again? shuo ? na night school you  go ? 

Abeg, you wey go day school, na wetin be the new name for UME (JAMB) exam.
ITK - I too know