₦airaland Forum

President of which country? If na Nigeria, me, myself and I.
If na abroad, my papa
If na oversea, my mama
If na village, my uncle
if na , my relative
Oya now, if na Prison, all the Nairalanders here

Seen this before, anyway. Great post, always true to an extent

Sweet rides, i hope their are mechanics in Naija who can repair this rides. I don't want to have a monument in my house ooohh.

Not guilty and until proven guilty by a court of law. So i heard. Don't bother until you hear it like Olabode George's case.

Find out his family members, Parents, brothers and sisters or any relative you know and tell them your story. After that, have the child. Later in life, they (his parents or relatives) will come for their blood. I know so because my elder brother did the same. Impregnated a girl and join the Military in a bid to avoid the embarrassment. The girl informed one of my brother who later concurred when the story came 10years after the delivery of the child.
Good luck

The gateman to heaven and to hell, you are no where ooh, you better dream again since you peeped into heaven from a window, you remind me of the Rich man and Lazarus in the Bible.

Sleep again and you will find out that you were not in heaven, just peeping like the Rich man in the Bible

Their is a popular song in church i think the lady in question used that song very well.
The song goes like this,


Giveeeee, it shall be given unto to you,

Haba, this is serious. I pity the guys and lecturers she has infected. That is what you get when you want to have fun with every thing on skirt. As for what i will do if my name was on the list, I will also redistribute the disease as i was given or quietly look for a way to start curing it before it grows to AIDS. And this depends on how i got it anyway.

I think they want to imagine it the way they see in movies.

Oga VP dey laugh, Oga CBN dey laugh, na who dem dey laugh, Na the fat Okonjo Iweala wey im hussy dey bang small chicks for America.

To make matters worse, public power supply was cut off just as Obi took the microphone.

I love this part, this is what should be happening each time any of our leaders has something to say and until they fix the power problem in the country, i don't think any of them deserve a second chance. It is better we continue changing Governors every four years till one gets it right.

Until i hear from the media houses, i refuse to believe. Look here, i am hoping to contest election in the next 10 years and you are there praying for the military to take over from Aso rock. God forbid bad thing.

Hilarious, good one, keep them coming

Islamic extremist. No conscience.

If you love her, stick to her. Having aborted twice does not mean that she live a rough live or did you meet her a virgin? Abortion is a result of unprotected sex and you have added your own to it to the point that her life is at stake. If you really love, let her have the baby, it may be a blessing in disguise.

Goodluck

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Ooh, i forgot
1 = Timothy
2 = James
3 = Andrew
4 = Peter
5 = Oghene
6 = Abbey
7 = Obasanjo
8 = Yaradua
9 = Ibori
10 = I can't remember
11 = ?
12 = ?
13 = ?
14, 15 , 83.


Guys, this post is a lie. Is she a Prostitute? How did she keep track of the number of men she slept with except she is a mermaid. If this story is true, then i will run away from that girl because she has a mental problem for jeeping record of all the men she slept.

This story sucks.

Yes oooh, the quality is what i yearn for. If our locally made cloths can compete in terms of quality, then i will stick with the local ones.

It depends, if he dated her before i did and she did not hide it from the start, i will. But if she hides it from me and i discover it, even though he is my friend, i will not marry her because i will think that when i marry her, their romance will continue in my marital home.

So, it is a thing of trust but love conquers all.

Ku Band, get ready for weather interruption during the raining season.

Thank you moderator

Award ko, award ni. I have an award to give to them, the first bank to advertise in CNN Award since that is the latest move of our bank (STUPID ADVERT AWARD - SAA)

(1) Rome, Vatican city.
(2) Israel, holy land
(3) Dubai
(4) Nigeria (My home sweet home).

In order of priority. I have been to these places, so taking my wife there would be honey moon to her but a regular visit for me.

igbogolo:
this is a very wayward analysis bereft of common sense and reason.

GBAM.

Next thread please

Very very good, the best airline i have ever flown.