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His name sounds like the filling station Oando. He is very greedy and slippery

Blueice4re:
It is better we appreciate wat god has given to us, but for me i would like god 2 give me twins (boys) as first issues

I support you for here, na twin boys i dey find. God please reserve them for me.
No body in my family has delivered twin hence i am praying for twin boys (not girls oooh)

Na wa ooh, you go marry mammy water soon

A religion founded by war will always have fanatics. I am not a Muslim but i think that anyone who takes the life is insane no matter what cover of religion you brand yourself.

Poster, i read just a few lines because it is too lengthy but nice try for trying to educate us.

When a team does well. praise the coach, when it does poorly, [size=32pt]SACK/FIRE the coach. See what happened to England's Sven Goran Ericsson.[/size]

Do you pray together with your wife? If you don't, then you better start now. All the same, i think marriage is all about trust. Do you trust your wife? If yes, just find somebody she listens to and complain, may be you will be surprised to learn something new

I wan be coach, pick me please

For me as a guys, to hell with love and your papers to go abroad. There are many persons abroad living unhappy lives because of mistakes in marriage influenced by one fact (money, paper(s), family e.t.c.). i will not trade my happiness with any of these. Come to think of it, some ladies cheat on their men here in Nigeria where they are closer, why would i risk having another man's child that because of the obvious fact of paternity, i may not love.

For the lady, tell the man the truth (hard truth) and expect the worst. You may be surprised that the worst may not be that bad.

Your parents forced you to marriage, your husband accented to adultery. Now you want us to advise you to leave him. Do you ever take a decision of your own?

Though i feel angered by this news, but i also have to sympathise with the Telecom industry in Nigeria. We don't have a steady Power supply and Ghana has. Our policy favour them and not us. I remember that Coca Cola in not in India not because the Indians would not want them to be but their policy favoured Indians and not Coca Cola.
Example of such policy:
Coca Cola was given ten years to set-up their company in India, employ and train Indians to takeover the management and running of the Coca Cola India which the Coca Cola management refused. So, they left. I don't know if Coca Cola in now in India but if you judge from the growth of India in different sectors, you will realised that their Policy is faouring them. E.g. Medicine, ICT, Auto Mechanics e.t.c. Technology is either stolen, borrowed or transferred. In Nigeria, all we do is serve the company without our people being catered for

I like naija ooh, nothing go carry me leave naija until end of February.

I will wake up from a dream because somebody will be in a casket if it were not a dream.

How i wish she was really in another relationship, jokes get limit ooh. What if she comes with a baby that it is hers and that she hid it from you until she realized that it was time to tell you, what would you do?

Look before you leap, i think it is not all men, i mean not all men. I don't do such and i don't even like it when friends try to tell me that they have slept with their gilrs. It sound disgusting.

Cure:

cantell:
Why do women worry their pretty little heads over what guys say?
if a guys brags about having sex with you, find something
and say in return.
You can always say he's terrible in bed or he cries in bed.
these things brings down a guy's ego.

It works all the time.

May be King Solomon of the Bible who no man has broken his record yet will be in the position to answer this question. Or the man with 86 wives in Nigeria can also answer that question. You can start a research on it and come up with a book either way, i don't have the answer though i believe one man one woman

When i saw this post, i wanted to exclaim until i read it. So, you punked me eeehhh.
You try shaaa

I think posting a thread is a privilege but please don't abuse it here.

Off to another reasonable thread

Dream, dream, dreeeeeeeeeeeeammmmmmmmmmmm, dreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.


Take two strokes of slashes
Wake up. Come on, i say wake up. There is no light, go put the Generator.


Chei, it was all a dream. I am still in Nigeria, no wonder i was flogged.












Poster, wake up or you take more lashes.

Na wa ooh, Nairaland has turned to campaign site.

otokx:
We had the first rain for 2010 in Port Harcourt today and my mind went to the roads which are supposed to be under construction. During the festive periods when the town was largely empty, the contractors also went on holidays and nothing was achieved.

@PHATOM
Is this how AMAECHI wants to reconstruct Port Harcourt?

You have said my mind ooh.

Heaven will be for sale because they have already sold earth

He is making arrangement for his 3rd agenda (marrying his daughter off)
Two agendas has already gone

And do you still want her? You stayed two years without her so why do you even think of it with her or would you say you don't. if you didn't, you would not bring this up.
Abeg let her be joor.

London - More than 3 years and was recruited there
Yemen - How many years has he (Farouk) being there?
Ghana - 3 Hours
Nigeria - 30 minutes
Schipol Airport, Amsterdam - on transit (he was arrested there)

So, from all this time variations, Farouk spent the shortest time in Nigeria yet because he is a Nigeria, the hammer is hitting hard on us. So, if he was an America but spent more time in Nigeria or was recruited in Nigeria, what then would happen.
The US is not sincere though our nation is not secure at all. Not for local, not for foreign nationals, every one on your own. It is so pitiful and we don't even have a sitting President but a Bedridden one. Chei, what a Nation.
I am sure Lie Lie Dora must have run out of lies to tell us.

Don't forget BOSTON LEGAl.

cantell:
For action - Lost(1-4)blade(series) Smallville(1-9) Supernatural(1-5)Legend of the seeker(1-2)Merlin,Oz(1-6),Alias(1-7), Kyle XY(1-4), Heroes(1-)

Love/Romance - One tree hill(1-7)

Miscellaneous - Charmed(1- Sex & the city(1-7) Medium(1-3) Will & Grace(comedy)(1-3) Gossip Girl, Coupling(comedy) Ally Mcbeal(very good)(1-7) House(1-5) Las Vegas(1-5) Niptuck, Brothers & Sisters(1-3) and others i can't remember.

Matured Audience - West Wing(1- Desperate Housewives(1-7)

I've watched all and each is best in its own way.