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Is Tek Experts related to the YNV group?
I was of the assumption that they are an international body that encourages remote work.

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What kind of fuckery is this bikonu?
We don't need more universities. Please upgrade the ones we have.

emmyluizzz:
you talk like a tout...no direction


if Chelsea is left with FA cup..which one man u is left with..nkapi




besides Chelsea won two major trophies this season
Anu mpama

Aturu like you...
Oya ngwa ngwa, go and quote the correct mugu

Benny6944:
Finally Chelsea this season is like man utd. No new trophy in the new season lol.. eliminated in all 3, they are now left with FA cup lol

Chelsea will win that FA cup. Dem no born any EPL team well to collect am!
As for UCL, I see Chelsea and Liverpool in finals.

Senegal will win Worldcup. And Mendy would win BalonDoror

jum33:
Let me encourage someone here
Care assistant role
Visa alert !!!!
Biometrics done -10th of March
Application Transfered to DMC -10th of March
Application Received and Transfered to VAC -21st of March
Passport picked -21st March
There is nothing God cannot do .

Are you already in the UK?

Biodundundun:
my boss that year when i was learning hair dressing chaii because i get yansh and bress she carry my eyes see shege

is your yansh and breast presseable?

Nah...
Let him call them so that I can stake another 50k and win abundantly.
Buhari please place a call to super Naija camp.

Ombudsman1:
HOW BOUT YOU DO IT THIS WAY. YOUR STUDENTS DONT PAY YOU A DIME. YOU TUTOR THEM, THEN WHEN THEY BEGIN EARNING BIG BIG DOLLARS LIKE YOU SAY THEY WOULD, THEN THEY PAY FOR LEARNING FEE PLUS 15,000 NAIRA EXTRA.

THANK ME LATER

dude. I have been pondering over this as I was asked to pay about 30k to learn how to. They also said they would show me how to make minimum of 1k dollars per month

Scamburster:
You are after this your training fees.

please how legit is this? I was contacted by some lady that said I would earn $465 within 24hrs of registration for their online class.

MARKone:
It's every where. Importers are not finding it funny now, commercially imported goods would soon be out of the reach of Nigerians with the new increase in import duties, the Naira is weak, almost useless. Diesel is almost 800 Naira per litre, no light. Buhari is in UK cruising, his wife in Dubai shopping.

what do you think made these companies to stop production?

heniford2:
i have already had sex this morning with my partner why should i feel Hot about greeting you

sex with your pillow you mean

Curses don't work!
If any women like, let them get nakked and curse...it would not work! How do I know this?
A lot of women on my street came out in the middle of the night, nakedd. They laid all sorts of curses on Buhari because of the untold hardship he caused them. This was in 2017. But now does Buhari look like someone who is suffering?
Nwanne forgetiti!. Nothing dey happen. As long as you work hard and smart and always believe, you would be successful.

This is serious injustice

That animal is a host to several toxic microbes...

I hate Kane for turning Mancity down. By now he would have been assured a trophy.
Imagine Kane leading the citizens' attack line. By now they would have been out of sight. And City would be sure of UCL trophy.

Kane, you f-up bigtime!

Angelfrost:
Where do Everton and Lampard go from here?!!..

At this rate, relegation might be a real thing for them... Can't believe how far they have fallen since Moyes left them to help destroy United.

Lampard should not bother about coaching anymore. He should just try something else, maybe invest in Ethereum. Then use the proceeds to fund an African team or better yet become a pilot.

Well, when I was in a training camp on some remote island, I had a bunk mate who snored terribly. It made me lose sleep for a couple of nights. By the following week, the snoring was completely gone.
What did I do? I threatened him that if he ever snored again, I would empty a full bucket of arachnids into his snoring buccal cavity. And the rest was history!

Abeg who dey service this woman currently?
Is she still good in bedmatics?

Give a tenth to your pastor.

What is the size of his rod?

Aubayameng is greater than Drobga and okocha

You gave the wrong account number

She has no Nigerian name
She is not black
She doesn't have nappy hair...

Therefore she is a pure Caucasian, therefore she is white.

We don't need her in our team.
We need ladies with thick lips and thick kpomo....

Natural birth is bey.
Just make sure your wife's cervix diameter widened enough. You can check this using your fist.

Perfect opportunity for the clinical schools to obtain cadaver for anatomical sessions.
He should not worry himself about payment. Let the dead bury themselves.

But then let's digress. Shouldn't hospitals offer refunds if patients die in their care?

It happened during Youth service.
She didn't have accomodation and I allowed her squat at my place pending when she sorts her PPA and accomodation. But she refused to leave till 2months. Eating my food for free.
The thing is, I would have allowed her stay till service year was over but it turned out she was a very Terrible cook.
I had to tell her to leave.

Mtcheww, just negodu his head slamming signature.

dreyboard:
I'm a Ronaldo fan but creating a thread like this is not necessary, not to talk of making front page..., The same Ronaldo that haven't score a single goal or assist for man u in the last six games, who create any thread for that, simply because Messi lost a penalty and Ronaldo won king of the match against a 10 man Brighton is somehow clueless to me. Seems like all the mods here are Ronaldo fan, they should stop pushing all these thread to fp, before anybody come here for me, I'm a man u and Ronaldo fan from day one, but this topic is not necessary here.

See this Chelshit fan. Stay there under disguise to deceive yaself.

Beverlyjean:
At 37, he is still lighting it up . For those screaming tap tapnaldo and penaldo , please go to youtube and see the goal. By the time messi gets to Ronaldos age, he will be in his sitting room , watching champions league. Ronaldo is a colossus, once he gets criticised, he replies on the pitch. Diego simeone has learnt the hard way and he will rather sing Ronaldos praises b4 the game bcis if he gets criticised, I just pity the next opponent .

Man City are 75% guaranteed to win champions league, but if Ronaldo was in that team it would hv been 100% Guaranteed.

I dey tells you bro. I writhed in pains when I heard Ferguson diverted CR7 to United.
Imagine if he was surrounded by KDB, sterling and Foden.

Rocha's is better than Tinubu
Rochas is better than Buhari
Rochas is better than Atiku
Rochas is better than Osinbade
Rochas is better than Peter Pandora
Rochas is better than Oshiomle.

Rochas deserves to be the president. The crown fits him better than anyone.
He loves Hausa
He loves Yoruba
He loves Fulani....