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Lovely write up... I hope our govt can see all dis potential and maximize it.

Uncertain.

Jb gurl: sori but i get easily pissed when i c light guys.i feel they all bleach.

Lack of exposure.

Old news that only people with common sense know but since common sense ain't common....what shall the righteous do?

Mandelaguy: Hahahahahahahah,we are trying to see if we can make people on this political platform check what they post,don't you think it is necessary?

It is...but unless u are a moderator,ur approach might be like oil in water... U should know Nigerians by now my brother.

Exactly...like this one am commenting on. How useful is this ? Is this suppose to be in politics? Reasonable answers are welcomed,puppy fight insults are abhorred.

Jeje we dey go...no need for despair. It's gonna be alright.

Op....first get ur english straight first... worstens ke worstest ni? Your flop began wit ur topic...u pr*ck!

freecocoa: Op no vex o but me no come understand the bases for this thread.

she might be talking out of experience....OP,get a job or ask ya papa for money. U seem pathetic talking dis way!

Nedum05: Hellooo peeps, i have been wondering what really can make a man treat his woman right. Some men no matter how hard you try to pls them e.g wash their cloths, make delicious meals etc will still treat a woman like a trash, as if a lady is forcing herself on them but when she gets tired and decides to leave him, he comes with disturbance. Ur opinions are welcomed.

sister...you over brought urself too low especially if u aint married to him yet... and you might be trying too hard to please him. Be yourself and if he aint ready to fall for ur normal person,someone else would. If you are married to him already then its a different approach altogether.

Dont generalise ur predicament based on your experience wit at most 5 nigerian ladies when we are over 100million ladies in Naija. No wonder they run away.

[quote author=gator_666]Little enlightment:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Air_Force

Especially the first paragraph is important. Very small number of aircrafts is still airworthy, and that was the whole point of my first post in this thread.[/quote]this link is wikipedia my broda...you know when it was last updated[size=14pt]?[/size]

sylve11: r u scared?

Bukkyade: which one is lord have mercy, have u ever been to the boarder? They are force presents all over.

my comment was for Vegetable soup not even the airforce thing. i quoted him b4 the comment.

goldylock: Boko haram alert.

[size=16pt]Gbam![/size]

Vegetable soup: so they have not been flied before to patrolled the borders? what sort of this?

Lord have mercy!

so? when u open the tap after a long while of dryness,does the water come immediately?nope cos its on the way! Chill,the queues would soon disappear.

The militancy in the Niger Delta almost crippled Nigeria's oil production reducing the industry to a measly 500,000 Barrels Per Day before the amnesty programme birthed by former President,Umaru Yar'adua of blessed memory.
Today, Nigeria's oil production has peaked at 2.6 Million Barrels Per day meaning additional revenues of between $10-15 billion annually. This has only been possible because of the Amnesty programme. Another attendant benefit is that the peace in the Delta has enabled the government develop gas infrastructure badly needed by the Nation's electricity industry which has witnessed a dramatic increase in power generation. Nigeria has turned on new gas powered power plants to supply the National Grid and many parts of Nigeria are witnessing improved power.
When the Wall Street Journal did their recent feature on the amnesty programme they interviewed several experts on the Niger Delta militancy, one of which was former negotiator, Dimieari Von Kemedi, who said that the militancy had not ended but had merely paused.
As the Wall Street Journal's story points out, if thepeace in the area is disturbed because of an interruption of the amnesty programme, Oil production is likely to fall back to pre amnesty levels and the militants would still benefit as they would have access to stolen crude. It therefore makes economic sense to continue with the programme.
Some complain of the millions of dollars shelled out annually to the former militants in contracts to secure the pipelines. But the real question is this, what is the alternative? These pipe lines willhave to be guarded and who better to guard them than the militants who are local? Shell recently released a report showing that they spent $65 million over the last decade to pay Nigerian security officials to guard their pipelines and facilities. But even while spending these colossal sums they could not achieve the objective thus it makes better economic sense to continue with the amnesty programme because as Mutiu Sunmonu Managing Director of Shell Nigeria said, "For you to address the whole issue of poverty and development, you need some kindof peace".
Many also have forgotten that if Nigeria's post independence political structure had not been interrupted by the military coups of 1966, there would not have been any militancy because the federating regions had resource control and wereallowed to keep 50% of the proceeds from any resource developed from their region. It is the false federalism that the military forced on Nigeriathat made other regions abandoned their previous sources of income to depend almost solely on oil. Thankfully, in Nigeria's Southwest, the Lagos State governor, Raji Fashola, has shownthat there could be more revenue in building capacity than in extractive industries.
In a country heavily dependent on oil for almost all of its government revenues it only makes sense to ensure the continuity of the flow of oil and since the amnesty programme is meeting this need, the amounts paid to former militants toend their militancy and provide security for the pipelines are a necessary economic expense that Nigeria cannot do without.
Of course there will be those who will not see wisdom in this economic decision, but sure enough that wisdom will come when oil production dries up to pre amnesty levels.


http://www.naijapundit.com/articles-and-opinion/if-oil-does-not-flow-nigeria-does-not-glow

Leadership begins at home! Good example!

[quote author=ndu_chucks]I don't see the wisdom of itemizing what should otherwise be the regular job of the President as major achievements. Major achievements should be acts which go beyond the call of duty and which are performed with great distiction.

Sir, to date, this President is worse than a mediocre President. I'm afraid he is too dumb to rule Nigeria successfully - I hope I am wrong.[/quote]am sure u can do better...if given the opportunity.

yes i do... for better,for worse.

gramci: Shot devil

I think u meant SHORT DEVIL!

Has he also gone violent Or gaga?

C hief Okhue Iboi is the Spokesperson for the Community of Nigerian White Witches. The 53 years old native of Edo State is proud of his association. “I am a white witch whose duty is torepair and not to destroy”. He is known for benevolence magic and accurate prediction.
In this exclusive interview with Saturday Vanguard , “The Gifted One” unveils after the meeting of White Witches held in Abuja last Thursday “that witches, are trying their best to ensure that there is peace in the country and reveals that former president Ibrahim Babangida is not a terrorist. “He is the best president Nigeria has ever had.” He disclosed that the witches have concurred that the EFCC should investigate the Central Bank of Nigeria. He never failed to applaud president Jonathan for his steadfastness amid the security challenges in Nigeria. Excerpts
My story
My father. Chief Jonah Iboi, was a respected community leader, a farmer and hunter. He went on hunting expedition with one of his friends. At a point, he heard the screaming of an animal in pain. He cocked his gun and pulled out his matchet to kill a deer he saw, but to his amazement the deer was not held by a trap but was on the verge of giving birth.
Having allowed the deer to have its birth, a voiceechoed from the animal that he should not touchit if he still wish to have his own children.
Chief Okhue Iboi
My father was not overly surprised about what he has seen and heard from the animal because of his knowledge of herbs enable him to understand the whole incident.
He, however, kept this bizarre experience to himself, until a month later when one of his five wives, Alice, being my mother became pregnant.Instead of the usual nine months, I spent 12 months in my mothers womb. When I was born in the 50s, I had leaves in my hands, which was asymbolic prelude to what I am renowned for today, as an herbalist, white witch.
As a white witch, where are the areas you specialize most?
I started from my childhood. I did not learn it but was a natural gift from birth. I also heal different types of sicknesses. I was asked to leave the primary school because, during those days, I do perform magic in the class and if a teacher is writing on the blackboard, instead of seeing what the woman is writing, I will be seeing different types of leaves there. I predicted in 1993 during the time of M.K.O. that he will win but will not be sworn in because of what he did to Awolowo.
I also predicted to IBB that because of what he did to MKO, he will not rule Nigeria again. I will not deny the fact that IBB is the best head of state Nigeria has ever had. I have predicted to somany people and it came to pass. Even in our other word, we praise him as the best head of state this country has ever had.
What is the difference between white witches and other ones?
White witches are the group that sees to the welfare of the people. We use our powers to heal people, predict what will happen in future and just for the good of the people. But people mis-understood us. They think we are the ones that kill people. It is only the black witches that can do that.
Like as we are thinking of the way to make the country good, the black witch can never think likewise. That is just the difference between thewhite and black witches. We also have international body where the whole witches in the whole world meets. We can meet anywhere anytime.
Recently, the Boko Haram sect made their demand that the president should resign for the deputy to take over and he should also change to Muslim for peace to reign, as a spokesman to Nigerian White Witches, what is your take on that?
Their demands can never be possible. To me, they are just joking. They know that it is quite impossible for Jonathan to comply to such demand. In our meeting in Abuja (Witches), we have seen it before other people that their demand cannot be possible. So, they should better stop disturbing themselves. We know thateverything will soon settle. Peace will soon return to the country but it is just a matter of time.
You said that they will soon stop bombing, what do you think are the conditions for them to stop the bombing?
Yes, we have sent their leaders to talk to them. It will not be more than three months anymore the whole situation will return to normal. We the witches are trying our best to ensure that there is peace in the country. So we have sent messages across to Northern witches to talk to their people to give peace a chance.
State policing
I do not think there is any need for that. It will not bring solution to the problem. Most governors will use state police to victimise their opponents especially, during election period.
You know any law is made in this country, we the witches see that ahead of every other person. We know if it will work or not. I know that this state policing is a failed project. They will adopt the use of vigilante instead of the state policing.
Demolition of houses in Abuja?
As you rightly said, yes we saw that. And we knew that it will not bring any problem in the country. People whose houses were affected will only complain after which, they will settle.
All the land are owned by government, so the government has the reserved right to ask peoplewho did not comply with their requirements to leave whenever they want. We Nigerians are very stubborn. We Nigerians do not like doing what is right, we prefer the hard way.
Over dependence on oil
I strongly do not agree with this Nigerian idea ofputting all their trust in oil as the only source of livelihood. There are some other countries that do not have oil but they still survive better than us. So I do not see any reason why a reduction in oil price in Europe will be affecting us here in Nigeria.
We should find other thing to develop as a source of living instead of believing solely in oil. The funniest part of the whole thing is that this oil money is circulating in the hands of few Nigerians while others are suffering.
Impeachment saga ?
Yes, we have had a meeting of the National Conference of Nigerian White Witches in Abuja about that issue and we have seen that it cannotwork. They cannot impeach the president.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/unless-we-pray-there-wont-be-election-in-2015-foretell-white-witches/

[size=16pt]Haven't they heard of the word "DIVERSIFY"? Transformer selling business is open[/size]!

Camilia247: this pple wont kill me with laugh, i stumbled accross this and tot i share wit NL...but d text is true sha o

[size=16pt]What da f* ck!!! [/size]

would you rather they wear rags cos they are married?

sonyjacobs: NB> Am not a member of the 40man laptop. Thanks

yes you are...dont deny my dear...the truth had to find its way out...but on a serious note,light has improved no doubt

Good one....spread the word lets help ourselves.

[quote author=touch_me_hard]Wonders shall never end! Elrufai and his sweet loving boyfriend are having a field-day on Nairaland today. LMAO[/quote]

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