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Politics › Re: Opposition Win In Ghana:an Indictment Of Obj's "do Or Die" Politics. by stanech: 4:23am On Jan 04, 2009
Opposition parties are not really arround anywhere they are all one and the same no opposition. Governors from the ANPP in the North Stole alot of money then AD in the west did same and PDP was same too. As I was made to understand political parties shares the same Ideas. All parties in Nigeria share the same loot ideas they are brother in crime so no opposition.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by stanech: 4:09am On Jan 04, 2009
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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by stanech: 8:13pm On Jan 03, 2009
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Politics › Re: Opposition Win In Ghana:an Indictment Of Obj's "do Or Die" Politics. by stanech: 7:17pm On Jan 03, 2009
Guy I no understand oh.

Opposition no even dey Nigeria self you dey talk about opposition winning. U neva hear about unity government.
Politics › Re: Obj/atiku Nailed By Siemens: Punch Saturday Article! by stanech: 12:08pm On Jan 02, 2009
Afam:
Abeg, helep me tell am well well.

It is funny to note that those who kept shouting selective anti corruption fight are silent now or support the present style where only politicians that were close to OBJ are being investigated by EFCC even when the likes of Ibori, Kalu etc call the shots in Nigeria today.
No be small thing oh.

We now have a government that is ready to rubbish everything done by the previous administration when nothing has been done during the first two years of its seven point aganda which will be due in 4years.

See I agree Obj looted the countrys money no doubt but why is this government more concerned about revenge than delivering on its mandate. All the blame still goes to yaradua or Yaradull
Education › Re: My Lecturer Is A Gay And He Is Desperately In Love With Me by stanech: 11:39am On Jan 02, 2009
GAY make NO let that guy burst your nyash O, to go toilet no go dey hard u again and that na problem.
Crime › Re: Is This A Rape? by stanech: 10:59am On Jan 02, 2009
Please dont try that again. U fit go prison
Romance › Re: I Love Him Dearly, But He Is Not Educated. by stanech: 10:54am On Jan 02, 2009
grin

Well make you enrol am for pre GCE examiner school of reading and writting it is FREE

smiley HEY NO MATTER WHAT IF YOU LOVE HIM THEN GO-AHEAD. LOVE IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
Politics › Re: Obj/atiku Nailed By Siemens: Punch Saturday Article! by stanech: 8:21pm On Dec 28, 2008
chidichris:
1. $16 billion on power supply - no result
2. 300 billion naira on roads - no result
3. april polls that braught yar adua to seat - messed up
4. the inability to arrest, stop and reduce the activities of the likes of adedibu, chris uba, bode george, tonny annenih, borrishade, fani kayode etc
5. the sales of nnpc, npa, oil wells, govt houses which yar adua's govt has cancealed and recalled.
And Yaradua\Waziri are fighting the corruption better now because,

1. We now have stable power suply because he has released money to finish plants built by Obj's administration and build additional ones

2. Ferma that Obj used to loot the 300 billion naira are now functioning better.

3. yaradua the product of the poll is he not the best candidate the north have to offer then?

4. bode George stole much more money than Ibori&co that are Yaradua's right hand man.

5. And since the recall of the sales of these companies they are now providing better services.

What you have against Obj is sentimental my guy. Obj may have been selective in his fight against corruption but I doubt if we can have a better fighter.
Politics › Re: Fake Products All Over Nigeria by stanech: 12:58pm On Dec 28, 2008
webdezzi:
Honestly I see danger ahead, I don't think we need to take the risk, the last thing we want is fake drugs.
cry cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Funny Pictures! by stanech: 5:44pm On Dec 25, 2008
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Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Funny Pictures! by stanech: 5:42pm On Dec 25, 2008
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Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out This Funny Pictures! by stanech: 5:30pm On Dec 25, 2008
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Politics › Re: I've Forgiven Ribadu - Shekarau by stanech: 4:47pm On Dec 25, 2008
Did you notice something here That the mad man did not mention in that article that ribadu has accused him wrongly
Politics › Re: Do You Feel Shame To See Yaduar An Housa Man As Your President. by stanech: 4:32pm On Dec 25, 2008
Yes I feel ashame that we have a sick man rulling about 140million people. It shows the country is sick infact it is dead. It is a failed state. I cannot imagine that of all the countries in the world, It is the most populous black nation that has a sick President.
Politics › Re: I Will Deliver In 2009, Says Yar’adua by stanech: 4:28pm On Dec 25, 2008
Make him go sitdown for shit mr 7 point Agender. Mr Rule of No Law.

My advice to him is to resigns and hand over to Mr goodluck before a bye-election is cunducted.

Deliver my ASS
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny/Misleading Test Messages by stanech(op): 4:55am On Dec 25, 2008
And this
Be nice to the ones who smoke, every cigarette migh be their last.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny/Misleading Test Messages by stanech(op): 4:54am On Dec 25, 2008
More


☻You got STYLE, You got SEX-APPEAL, You got the BRAINS, and you sure as hell got the BODY, WAIT!!!!!, SORRY, wrong number


☻You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.


☻You should know what it takes to look this cheap!


☻You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you


☻You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?


☻You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body , o, sorry, wrong number


☻You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.


☻Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your Instruments, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!


☻It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

☻A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

☻i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

☻Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

☻Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

☻Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

☻A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

☻At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

☻The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

☻i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window, I look down & den, i lauf again
Jokes Etc › Funny/Misleading Test Messages by stanech(op): 4:44am On Dec 25, 2008
☻From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………, NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

☻He came 2 me 1 night,  explored my body,  licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill,  when satisfied he left,  I was hurt,  DAMN MOSQUITO

☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

☻Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.because u can't lose wot u don't have!

☻I had a wet dream about you last night ,  I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

☻It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me, its not what you think its a cup of tea!

☻Last night i wantd u.needed u so badly that it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me, but i couldnt find u.u stupid,  PARACETAMOL!



☻At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

☻Tell me.is it going in?, yeah , is it hurting?, ooh yeah , ouch its hurtin , ok i wil put it in slowly , stil hurtin, ahh yeh , den lets try d other shoe madam

☻Last night i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body,  but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

☻I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I love MY TOOTHBRUSH

☻come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me, enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

☻I love u- I love u- I love u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.don't be mistaken.now don't be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

☻when i look at the sun i c u!when i look at the moon i c u!when i look at the sea I c u,  well get out of my way!



Please paste yours here.
Politics › Re: The Police Killed At Least 90 Muslims In Jos Crisis by stanech: 4:34pm On Dec 21, 2008
auwal87:
The gangs killed with other arms but not guns, as such the police can stop them with tear gas and other less harmful weapons, but not real guns
See your mouth. So the police will be using teargas to drive them out while they are killing others.
If these muslims are really that bold and not corwards they should bring thier religious riots or jihad to Warri or Aba or dont we have muslims here. They should fight for mohammed in the south and see how quick they will join him. Nonsence

THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE THAN THAT.
Romance › Re: She Said I Do Not Love Her by stanech(op): 4:21pm On Dec 21, 2008
@topup

I must thank you.

I may be young but I old enough to know what is good for me I love her and value her. I comment on her beauty so many times either on phone, or when we are together. I give her everything she needs or asks for and even things she do not ask for. Is that not enough?

Thanks for the tip I will not  start  a jealous attitude because of her at least i now know it is not a general girl problem.

I have said i will not fight to keep any girl I will continue to mentain that.
Romance › Re: She Said I Do Not Love Her by stanech(op): 3:30pm On Dec 21, 2008
Thanks Guys

It is getting even worse. Just this morning her girlfriend called me to explain that what I am doing is not the right thing. Although I made her to understand and she saw reasons.

My words to her girlfriend "at least she has confessed to love me and I love her. So I should not be afraid of guys coming arround cos she is beautiful, guys must always come after her and if I develop this jealous attitude at this early stage of our relationship it may lead to something else. Maybe more than what she bargained for."

I will sit her down and explain things to her so that she see where I am coming from.

But the question is

Or am I not really in love with her.?

Should I just fight with one of those guys for her to be convinced I love her?

Is jealousy one of the characteristics of love?
Romance › She Said I Do Not Love Her by stanech(op): 4:10am On Dec 21, 2008
My girl always give me these complains that I do not love her simply because I do not confront her anytime i see her with a guyl.

I have tried to tell her it is all about love but she still mentains her position.

Just last night this issue came up when I went to see at her place but saw her leavinig the compound with a guy holding her by the waist. I just told her I will be waiting inside and when she came back we started talking about other issues and she brought up the matter and asked why I did not ask whom the guy was or confront the guy I was so surprised and this is not the first time she is doing it.

I am confused. huh



I do not trust her enough but will it not be embarrasing to ask her?

Will she not think i am Jelous?

Is it that I do not really love her?
Politics › Re: Thinking About It: Obj Is Indeed The Best Leader Nigeria Has Had Since Indepenc by stanech: 7:02pm On Dec 09, 2008
@dayokanu

Nobody is calling Obj a saint. All we want is for all you haters to call out anyone he feels is better and state out his/her reasons.
Politics › Re: Its Time For The Revolution: by stanech: 7:41am On Dec 02, 2008
FOR CHANGE

[size=15pt]VOTE STANECH  FOR PRESIDENT come 2011, [/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by stanech: 4:33pm On Nov 30, 2008
THANK GOD OH[i][/i]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by stanech: 12:59pm On Nov 30, 2008
@broda Kanu na u dey give the award? i bet if na u u for give Nwankwo.


Well if u wan compare messi with ronaldo for world best that go be next season but for last season and this season na Ronal get am.

Champions League no easy
Premia league no easy
42 goals for a winger no easy

I no sure say u sabi play ball u 4 understand wetin i dey talk.
Politics › Re: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by stanech: 4:11am On Nov 13, 2008
Na Wah


U sure say these shinese people realy launch anything huh


Or maybe na one BIG stone them through enter space come they say na sata
Politics › Re: Oshiomole confirmed as Governor of Edo State! by stanech: 4:00am On Nov 12, 2008
sley4life:
Up Oshiomole, We are happy for u, even if u don't perform in govt house we still love u.
Yea he will not you need to see the wild jubilation on ITV yesterday. This is the coming back of lucky's style of Government. Where the state will be held bound for another 4 or 8 years without any development ,

sley4life:
Up Oshiomole, We are happy for u, even if u don't perform in govt house we still love u.
Osunbor said, “I received the judgment with mixed feelings. Although many must have been disappointed by the judgment, we should see it as a victory for the rule of law. As a believer in the rule of law and a lawyer, I accept the verdict in good faith, more so since there is no further right of appeal.

“During my 18 months as governor, I left no one in doubt that my main purpose for seeking to serve was to deliver Edo State from the shackles of underdevelopment and infrastructural decay.

“My actions and developmental stride bear eloquent testimony to this. While congratulating Oshiomhole on his victory, I urge him to do his utmost to promote the interest of the people and the development of our state.

“I thank the organised labour, students, the people of Edo State, the Oba of Benin for his fatherly advice and support, the PDP, and God Almighty. I believe everything happens for good to those who trust in the Lord.”

Our correspondents gathered on good authority that Osunbor had packed his things out of the Government House as early as 3am on Tuesday, even before the judgment was read.

He was said to have been escorted by riot policemen to his country home in Iruekpen, Esan Central Local Government Area of the state.
[quote][/quote]Yes he said it right and he still remain a hero to me.
Politics › Re: Oshiomole confirmed as Governor of Edo State! by stanech: 9:49pm On Nov 11, 2008
diggler:

we once again acknowledge ur 'Thread ruining abilities, No Contest u are the champion


On to serious matters,

I happen to have first hand knowledge of Comrade Adams Antecedents especially segments of which are not widely known to the general populace, or are dismissed as mudslinging by his supporters.

I do hope for the sake of the residents of Edo that he performs.

However, i know & fear that we are about to witness a government that'll be run on propaganda and other noise making techniques.
Do not forget this dude has 'claimed' to be in the opposition/underdog situation for the past few years as a labor leader. This experience will enable him to better bamboozle the people of Edo with well constructed misinformation.

Expect to hear such Peter Obi type excuses like, 'The PDP machinery is making it impossible for me to deliver.
Mind u this dude has been in bed with the PDP in a trail that leads to Aso Rock and Otta.

Expect enough rallies filled with low income types and enough rhetoric.
It is a big Insult to liken this dude to Barack Obama because apart from the Rhetoric (which Oshiomole's labour activist part makes him an expert) there is no similarity between these two men.

Expect a government like Ikedi Ohakims in Imo state that'll be run on the pages of Newspapers (where fortunately, he has enough sympathizers)

Anyways it might just be the undying cynic in me running amok on the keyboard.

So my parting shot is, , Time will tell


God bless Nigeria
Thank you my broda oh. Finally someone is thinking along my line.

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