₦airaland Forum

jeff1607:
you think 2face wrote all of that himself?

does your honey catch fire when lit?

you are damn right, this doesn't sound like tuface, world renouned illiterate

ogbiwa:
Tuface wanted to sound like a respected celebrity as usual but ended up sounding stupid and therefore justifying what hush was saying in the first place. Mr man just tell us you don't care a jot about who's dying in south africa. That's easier to take rather than this nonsense that you're planning something in your head. What joke

lol is that worry my own worry is who wrote the caption for him coz he clearly didn't write this LMAO.

I don't understand what toilet has got to do with any of this

Lol where are the different kind of smartphones found with them? They recover charms,cars, laptops, sim cards etc and they boldly show it on their page but in this case the DIFFERENT kind of smartphones were too much to be displayed.

Wow, nice and exemplary innovation. Do y'all even know what this means, there will be no more protruding side mirrors and with almost hawk vision, this has to be one of the most significant innovation of the 21st century.

Nbote:
OP first things d 370k is for d period of d duration of d treatment, not monthly. It is d medical check dat has being scheduled for monthly.. D law in dis country is for d poor man.. Imagine d Nigerian Police instead of prosecuting a rapist and d hospital dat covered it up, dey allowed an out of court settlement with d victims father... Is d 370k going to cover for d trauma and physical injuries d gal suffered?

go and die!! U are obviously still a kid fortunate to hold a smartphone and little subscription.

So jubril couldn't just stroll outside a little to wave his fellow Nigerians lol

Provide evidence of his arrest stop hyping news it won't go anywhere.

This is the first fraud news I be seen that has no pictures, not even an evidence of his arrest just a bunch of screenshots. No wonder tunde ednut didn't carry it. This news is still fake to me until picture evidence. Even otunba cash was shown with videos even from a shithole turkey but the not so far USA here and so much hype without pictures? Nonsense, this news is fake!!!! Bloggers keep doing you, your families will suffer for it

facecap seriously , these Chinese can invent funny stuffs Sha. That's how they made airpods and pack so much light on it that could consume half the battery power lol

Ugy thing, just look at her school of ugly friends

shogsman:
Ignorance is a disease, so they thought they were going to beat up a whole president.

since he's a whole presido why didn't he show up with his gaurdian angels nah,

If buhari was so brave like he claims why didn't he at least show up for 4secs, that's enough to tell ur haters u enot afraid of them nah, lifeless goat

Where's the photo of his arrest?? These are nothing but fabricated lies!

Which supporters is he referring to Maybe he meant himself and the bullion van master coz they both voted for him

SaintLucia:
Some people no just get sense.

this meme is lit. Who did it abeg

madenigga:
these days EFCC no come play o.

If magu becomes governor of any state the state own don't better, cause the state will be managed well.

who will want a smoking bastard for a gov?

Wow¡! Such lies coming from a mare mortal even the devil himself will be scared and shocked

Adelaide2:
Yoruba, Igbo and Edo need to do something about the high crime culture in their communities. Although the Igbo and Yoruba are about the only good things that have happened to Nigeria in terms of global good image, they, together with Edo and the entire North (yes, the entire North) are also the the cause of the bad things happening to Nigeria globally.

you are very useless for classifying edo ppl this way, you sound like a retarded fellow who's been to a medical ward and released on the optimism that whatever condition tormenting you would subside on it's own. Unfortunately, u managed to lay hands on smart phone and this is how you gonna keep embarrassing and disgracing your lineage online. Better get back to your leash.


PS edos are the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria, we are like the new improved version of Nigerian evolution but as history has proven, old ppl will always get ahold of their chains and that's why the north and west still hold tightly to that power, they are afraid of change. Let oshiomhole sit there for 2years and see if your kind shouldn't be at the psychiatric ward receiving free medical care which u deserve

olaolulazio:
They only get evidence for yahoo boys cus they use iPhone and lappy

Awon werey!

you didn't add sim cards too, and chargers, then earpiece, then lastly powerbanks

BadAdviser:
Lexus

lexus and spider are out of Vogue.

Gboys don't even use Benz again lol, there's a particular brand they now use, girls know it

clowns LMAO

This one is strong.

Oloru ma jeka damu

Omooba77:
Abi oo, we wan include yahoo people too in our revenue generation...Lol
Las las we go get wisdom.
Abi lalasticlala

Yahoo boys literally lives in ur head. Alll ur comments both on Instagram and nairaland is always about them,

Efcc still can't find the bullion can master's house but they can smoke out Yahoo boys from inside ceilings. SMH

Cashmanbreeze:
Why do I have this feeling that you think your friend is not suffering enough since he can afford to use a phone even in prison?

reading this post almost brought me tears. May we never be cursed with such friends.

2kurupt:
Oga, is it not too early in the morning to start trying to deceive people? And it was still you that made the comment in the screenshot just 2 months ago

and here they come, oga efcc, oga Invictus digger, oga old comments searchers association chairman etc. Look that comment I made was a day after updating, the device first seem to be working right and I was like wow, next day like this the madness begun and got so worse. I was advised to get a memory card which I did and it was still as worse. Anyways what's the need for explaining, already explained my experience, who like him believe. Updates are for stronger phones like iPhones not crappy Chinese phones

That's how xiaomi sent me updates for Android 8, immediately I updated that was the end of the device. The phone became automatically useless, takes more than 3hours to boot up, another 2hours to show homepage. Even the owner of Android knows it's shitty, u can use an iPhone for 3years without issues but any Android phone that gets u through 6months u are lucky to have that