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Michelle Obama Officially Joins Instagram

Drop what you’re doing and follow Michelle Obama on Instagram!

The first lady has officially joined the super popular photo sharing app and we can’t wait to see her snaps pop up in our feed.

The FLOTUS Instagram account already has a few personal pics from Michelle’s trip to Africa. The inaugural image featured her and Malia posing with some young ladies from a middle school in Senegal.

Michelle captioned the sweet photo, “My first instagram! So inspired and so impressed by these extraordinary young women. -mo #FLOTUSinAfrica”

http://www.celebuzz.com/2013-06-27/michelle-obama-officially-joins-instagram

Here are the few things that a man would hate in a future wife. Take it or leave it, but here's what most of us really do dislike:

1. A high-maintenance woman.

It might be okay to be a little bit of a gold digger, but high maintenance means that nothing is ever good enough. You buy her something that costs $1,000 dollars, she barely says thank you. She might also be the kind of emotional black hole who is never satisfied or happy no matter what he says or does to make things better. That's draining for men, and flat out horrible.

2. A woman who is bad with kids.

A woman's beauty is captured in her ability to nurture. The woman who says "I hate kids" is seen as less of a woman in the eyes of a lot of men. It also makes her look selfish.

3. A woman who doesn't support you.

If a man is going through things, he wants to believe his woman has his back through thick and thin. You want to feel beautiful; he wants to feel like a king. If he's ridiculed or his dreams aren't supported, then he will probably gravitate toward the woman who helps boost his ego, listens to him and encourages him, just like his mother used to do.

4. A woman who emasculates you or doesn't respect gender roles:

Feminism is nice, but a lot of hardcore feminists are either gay or single. You can have power in your household and still allow the man to be a man. If you're constantly ordering him around or not respecting his manhood, then he will feel that you don't need him. So, the strong, independent woman who "don't need no man" may lose her man because he is convinced that she "don't need him" just like she said.

5. Bad in the bedroom.

If you ask a man what time it is, he's probably going to say, "It's sexx o'clock." Men are physical creatures, and good loving can make a man do pretty much whatever you want. But being frigid, disinterested, unenthusiastic or not concerned about his physical needs will make other women look that much more inviting. He definitely won't want to lock himself into a relationship with you, that's for sure. It would be miserable for him.

6. Doesn't get along with your family.

No man wants to bring home a woman that his family hates; she becomes like a virus. Smile, be nice, be helpful, try to get along with everyone if you can and that makes him envision you as a regular visitor to his family gatherings. If you can't do that, then find another man with a better family.

7. Really mean and overly moody/b_tchy.

Most of my friends hate women who don't smile or are always mad about everything. It sucks. A smiling woman who listens to his problems, tells him that he's special, has his back and drops it ferociously in the bedroom can get him hooked. You want to be that woman.

Take it or leave it, this is what we said. What you do with this information is entirely up to you.

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Dat one nah small tin naw, check dis out, lool!

From a Reliable Source 247naijagossip.com gathered that As at this week: 2face donated N1.5 million. Wizkid donated N3million.... Ice prince donated N500,000. Don jazzy donated N1million., other artistes and celebrities that donated include Ruggedman and few others.. The money needed aint complete yet..

He can barely stand straight at the moment, not to talk of walking and he has just between now and the end of July to have his operation or he will die.

The kidney transplant will take place in London because of the long flight to India.

We all can help! His account detail is:

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author=Sanboy25]
I'M BACK!!!
[/quote]wow! you welcome dear, seriously av missd you, Nairaland was just boring, e be lyk sey d guys sef don dissapear, how's london? glad 2 hia 4rm you!

While reading punch newspaper 2dae, i saw pictures of lot of South Africans at the hospital he was praying for him, and i was like this man is close to 100 years, only very few pple are privilged to live dat long, let him go and rest.... Can't say same bout our own leaders, many people are praying for dia death while they are still alive, hardly will an hour pass-by without dem being cursed, i was touched, cus dis man will live forever...D greatest Man africa ever had

Morale- Each day counts, how we choose to live our life on Earth matters, what will pple say about u wen U̶̲̥̅̊ are no more, what will they know you for, live and make wise choices..

Games as in soccer, tennis, chess.....lool, as if guys dont play games! mtcheww

Miss EZ: Why should it ever be acceptable? People need to learn discipline and self control. Add honesty and faithfulness to that list. My take is if you cannot be faithful in a relationship, then don't get into one. That is except of course both parties are birds of the same feather

Gbam, on point!

bukatyne: @OP: cheating is not right for any reason. It involves stealing, killing and destruction. God gave humans the power of the mind and we can use this power to spice up our sex lives.

For the guys saying all men cheat, I beg you, please don't believe all men lack self control and are senseless. It is an insult to believe that all men cannot make decisions and stand by it. His would they lead their homes? Marriage is not compulsory. If you know you are a selfish overgrown baby that cannot think with your God given brain on how to spice your own, don't marry. If you cannot uphold the vows you took before God, don't bother making them.

I wonder who Adam was sleeping with besides Eve, perhaps the animals.

For the ladies who think cheating is ok, goodluck

†нªηкs! Sis for dis post

jackbauersballs: Some say everyone will cheat if they could get away with it.

Truth is, in an increasingly sexualised society, where Beyonce has to wear skimpy clothes to sell a can of Pepsi, where every teenager wears tights with no underwear, and where every top 40 song sounds like a soundtrack to a p0rno movie....Man is a constant state of horniness

Most men don't need an excuse to cheat...but society has made it all too easy...almost compelling even to cheat.

True story

So true, d society as not helped, sometimes i wonder au men do cope, cos dey ar easily moved by ђã†̥ dey seee, but a responsible man and a real man should av self control over his body language! Its not d first time, in d days of lot, sodom tins, we av sumtin similar, yet lot and his children stood firm! don't know why a responsible married man with children will av any cause 2 cheat on his wife!

Henry praise: I hate it wen tread like dis ar bein debated, from age 16 a girl is ripe for s3x n start indulgin in it a man is matured for s3x wen his pocket says so, n by den he has bin held captive by a lady hu has bathed hersef in numerous sexcapades n now wishes dat her husband shud be eatin only her sour soup, besides at wat point do we say sum one has cheated? Sum women ar in a relationship dey dnt even love n respect d man or dey tink of sum guy but may be for fear of d society dey restrain demsefs from indulgin in d act wen all other parameters ar visible even to d man n society.
Listen most of des women commentin here on dis tread shud be careful, if a man cheats does he not cum home? N if a wife insist dat she will divorce her husband cos he cheated, is an indication dat d man was just a toy to d woman. I stand dat if women had d priviledges possessed by men in our nigeria society, dey will do worst, if u tink its a lie; check out d western world. Women rule relationships.
Women ar being critical now, wat abt guys hu av serious gf n d gfs ar runs gurls? Wat abt guys datin ashii? U beta wise up, if my gurl is leavin me cos I cheat on her, m gona start datin d person I used in chatin on her. Simple. BE WISE.

What i don't understand is why most guyz commenting hia seees cheating as a norm! It shouldn't be, you kip on saying its a man's world, a lady should prepare for it, dat men are polygamous in nature.... Bullshits!
For crying out loud its wrong, we see it as nothing if a man cheats but if a lady does so, we rain curses on her, do our spiritual belief support cheating, no mata what, why will you use just few minutes of pleasure 2 ruin something u've been building for years!
say no to cheating! It has ruined many relationships, made some homeless, causes bitterness and anger(we've read about pple bathing anoda wit acid cos of infidelity)... Can't we trust and be faithful 2 one anoda, i imagine wat u men gonna put ur wives tru wen u already av dis mentality! (Rooneyboi nd co) men should learn how to control demselves, value and respect ur partner, and show some dignity, what will sm1 acheive wen cheating? Cheating does more harm dan good!
It takes years to build trust, takes a second to destroy it, and it takes forever to repair! Please let's say no to cheating!

babyosisi: Thank you my sister
I like sincere and real people living in a real world
I was celibate also for a cool 18 months or so,clutching unto my King James Bible
Then a man of God came around and we decided to marry
And we fell and rose again
Fell and rose again
Each time falling unto a bed kwa o
Fell fell fell fell and rose rose rose rose
Chei!!

Dis gotta be one of the most hillarious post av read on NL! Osisi you no go kimme, initially i was taking you serious wit ur celibacy talk, b4 i read wat followed! Lwkmd, hope sey u no dey fall again!

babyosisi: You are welcome dear
I figured we needed some break from the usual " my husband is a monster" threads and have a thread that everyone can relate to

Yeah! And i like the way the women av opened up about dia sex life b4 marriage, waiting 2 see a woman who married as a virgin comment, and let's know au she take do her own, if na by faith or by sight!

Don't know why i so much like the family section, i always av one or two things to learn hia, d married women hia crack me up sometimes, and this thread in particular is very funny, imagine smone calling JT 'yekini' lwkmd! But seriously folks, i accept d talk about faith, and the bible stand, but we av 2 get pratical hia, even if it is by sinning, you must know ur husbands state by force oo, u don't want 2 go thru d agony of divorce, wen u av d privilege b4 hand!

@osisi, God go bless u, for bringing dis up, but if you cum find out sey d guy no fit perform and una don make wedding plans, wetin d lady go do? Secondly, au do men know that of ladies, as in a lady wey dem don remove her womb and doctors talk sey she no fit give birth again or d ones wey guyz don chop her ponmo sotey d place don wide like river niger and dem dey form no intimacy cos d guy na virgin or she don born again? I think its harder on d Men cos our own na too just feel naw!

Lmao, hope i neva commit sin oo, dis thread is funny and interesting! Lool

iamdsam: @op You're wrong. He doesn't earn 10 million a week but 10 billion a week. Do you get it Fowl like you

Lmao!

Atheist:-D:
Trust me, they do.

There was a video posted where a girl did a survey on the street to find out if women would leave their cheating husbands. Barely 10% were ready to leave. The truth on ground is different.

But do you know dat over 50% of divorce cases as to do with infidelity mostly on the man's part! The celebs for example tiger woods, ashley cole, abrahamovic, arnold shwa****....

Atheist:-D:
Loads of women

Women now accept cheating and hence, it will continue.

Tis bin a yl Mr. Atheist, if you say women are now accepting it, i hia you, cos i cannot, and so far judging by my co-feminine posts hia, i don't think they will eida!

50calibre: Cheating is acceptable for a man, but since in marriage/relationships, the man owns the woman, it's only unacceptable when it comes to the woman.

Like seriously! Are you for real? Wonder d kindaa woman who will marry you!

what of a situation wherby two married couples av difficulty in child bearing for years, not neccessarily because one is infertile, mayb cos of unforseen circumstances, so some friends of the man advised him 2 cheat on his wife so he can av his own seed, can dis be acceptable?

cos i know of a situation like dat, d mistress was pregnant, and upon hearing d wife ad 2 live with it, she kinda understand and forgave d man, aldo she eventually ad her own children, a twins for dat mata....

Poor dude, guess its too much for the babe to handle....

cool! So romantic.

Dis thread got me cracked up, osisi u must be very funny! Lmao, don't even know what to say or which is ryt, but i can't imagine a situation where d man can't perform or d tin is... After saying d i do, for beta for worse covenant, mehn d lady gatz live with it be dat tufiakwa! And i doubt a man in dis kinda situation will tell his fiancee b4 wedding, hoping a miracle will happen lool, even if u are a virgin or both of you are, directly or indirectly u av 2 find a way 2 know, no testing may be 2 risky!
Btw, am not yet married, but i think dis is important even dough funny! Lol

Happy sunday guys!
@ sanboy, au u doing? hope you making final prep for ur trip!
@ spikes, u missing ur classes already, wen exam comes, wonder wat u'll write lool!
@ kabonic op u ar gud?
@ Mr.atheist tis bin a yl, and wen will you finalise tins wit ....? You know!
@ Mr.cork don't know u are still obseesed with sanboy, u hardly comment without mentioning ar name, you even creared a thread for her, don't you get the message clearly: she's not into you, stalker! Mr a**** as already occupied dat slot... Lool, sanboy will kill me, lmao

-Mr Cork-:
....sounds like she loookin for another hussband again.... luckily, am single!

Comming from someone hooking pple up on Nl! Btw, am not looking for one, can't say same bout you, Ώϊ†̥̥ђ ur 5 swagga steps, you still neva find a lady for Nl! Smh

tpia@:
best love scene ever:


https://www.jamati.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1iniedo.jpg

Can't seee any demonstration of L♥√ع or anything related 2 it in the picture!

biolabee: hmmm.... generally women are used to the finer things of life being provided by a pocket but their own
When they were single
Still when they are married

Of course there are exceptions to all rules

Jst like generally men are polygamous in nature....
Your last sentence settles it dough!

biolabee: No im not, read the woman who pilfers her husbands wallet and see the comments of the females

https://www.nairaland.com/1324044/ee

Most saw nothing wrong in taking money from their husbands wallet without his consent or knowledge

And it was on this same forum, i read a thread about women being the breadwinner of a family!

Sanboy25: Once again, nice one.
I wonder where you find all your lists.

Lool, †нªηкs!

biolabee:

In other words...

Man: My money; our Money
Woman: My Money : MY MONEY

You are wrong, not all women!

vivianc: I can, but I won't. I'm not married anyway, but having a joint account was someThing I always Thought I would do, but I found a betTer option.

What was the better option?

I share my own views in saying that cheating is a destructive beast. It ruins bonds, friendships, romantic relationships, trust and any shred of honesty that built the foundation of your relationship. No matter what the scenario, at least one individual involved in an instance of cheating ends up distraught from the course of events that follow. If you’re the partner at fault and any bit human, you have a guilty conscience that’s bound to take you down a rough road. On the other hand, if you’re the victim in the situation, you’ll be feeling the unwanted burden of heartache and utter disappointment.

But there are opposing beliefs that suggest cheating may be beneficial to relationships. Some say cheating can help in developing more love-making positions thereby re-igniting one's L♥√ع life, while some believes it is wat some peoples relationship needs to move ahead... So i just want to know if there are situations where cheating can ever be acceptable and how!

Edenitis: Excellent piece.

Thanks Op. This forum needs stuff like this.

You welcome!