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CARUSO:
take her on the computer lessons

show her a few pornographic sites, maybe that one go kickstart her rusty battery

from there, u go fit hammer am proper!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't get me wrong; if I say I'll call you back in 20 minutes I will definitely try to. If I can't I'll send a text message or something to inform you. But if I say later, please don't sit by your phone 5 minutes later waiting for it to ring.

Mesmerize:
You're crazy!!
Later in my dictionary means as soon as possible

In mine, it means afterward. So I can make it as flexible as I want it to be.

HR.hotness:
Lol. . . hav u got summin to say?  



@ Post

when u say later, it should mean within the same day

later by itself doesnt mean anything _{(not anything coherant anyway)}

the correct term should be "later today" or "later tonight". . .

u can't say "later tomorrow" can u? _{not in proper english anyway}

Not you can't but you can say 2 days later or a week later.

The Sly:
Well i wont be bad Bcuz my mind would be busy thinking about something else.
But i think if i say I'ma call her later. . .My later could be 1min. . . . 5mins . . . .1hr. . 1day e.t.c
So i don't expect her to be pissed. . .

Thank goodness. I thought it was just me

mukina2:
@ Topic

I will not be angry

Thank you!

Mesmerize:
@stephen
wetin DaPhoenix do this time na?

LOL!! Nothing. I'm just speaking from previous events.

Jackal:
@ StephenP,

Women take this as a serious offence.
Many of these women are bored and very idle. . . . When i tell ma female pals i ma call em back in 5 mins and i don't call. . . .It's WAR.
They actually note the time i made such promises and the the time i actually made the call as if it's the biggest crime in the world.
As for me, who cares . . . . . Not calling me means more time to be by maself n make ma own moves.

Thing is, I don't give a specific time, I just say "later". Then when I eventually call some days later, they be telling me how they were hugging up on the phone waiting for me to call and I'm like when did later become in some minutes time? Later to me is whenever you recieve a call from me again. . . same thing I'll talk to you later means.

I jumped into a pool to save her younger cousin that was drowning. Now y'all might think I'm a hero and what not, I don't blame you, I mean I thought so too until I found out he really wasn't drowning, he was acting like he was (apparently he does it all the time). Stupid thing was that I jumped in full clothed, cellphone and PSP in my pocket. Luckily, I had put my wallet in my bag a while ago cause it woulda sucked if I didn't have any money. Needless to say, I made a fool of myself trying to impress her and her family and I destroyed my phone and PSP. Yet, I tried to play it off and I laughed about it acting like I didn't just destroy about $600 worth of stuff (thank goodness for warranties). Well in the end, I still got the admiration and the kiss.

I personally feel that if we're just friends, you have no reason to be mad if I say I'll call you back later and I don't call back the same day. Later doesn't necessarily mean in some hours.

Ladies, will you be mad if a dude, who you're just friends with, says he is gon' call you back later. . . and he does not? Same goes for the fellas, will you be mad if a girl, who you're just friends with, says she is gon' call you back and she does not?

Also, what does "later" mean to you?

RedHotChic:
Some of them supposed girls kissing are transexuals sha.

Nah. . . I check.

RedHotChic:
1 in 4 adults in NYC has herpes, so be careful.

Whoa. . . I didn't know that. Gotcha watch them girls that be kissing me

Man, first off, when it comes to sex, the first thing that comes to my mind is the condom. Not just because she could get pregnant but cause of all 'em STDs flying around.

But hypothetically speaking, if I knock some girl up, I won't feel like I have to marry her. However, I'll take care of her and my kid(s).

HR.hotness:
so would u tie yourself to someone u don't love just for gratitudes sake?

on the flip-side it would be unfair to expect someone should remain with u because u gave up a kidney for love

it wldnt be fair to either of u. . .  of the emotions are no longer there then it is best to part, as long as it is without malice

Man, if I gave her a kidney and all you can do is break up with me. . . shame on her.

Only a person that is dead inside would break up with the one who helped to give him/her the chance to live again.

A to da D

nah. . .

LOL. . . she won't.

Mesmerize:

See how you bobo dey dream!
leave na, let me sleep

LOL. . . I knew you'd deny it. Anyway, goodnight Toyin love.

Mesmerize:
eh en!! nice safe

Nighy night, hon. This old lady needs to sleep before her wrinkles folds her eyelids in place

Aiit sweetie. I know I'll be all up in your dreams.

Mesmerize:
*sends my bulldog after him*

*shoots the bitch (no pun intended. . .the dog was female)*

*pulls out camera to take evidence*

Last!!

spoilt:
he doesnt know where the 'passport to heaven" is .

Biology class.

@post,

I doubt there's a way to know but if you're experienced, you may see that he is pretty inexperienced.

onyinye2:
where im from, if you are nice girl and you don't dress like it, then you are considered a tease.

What are you talking about?

onyinye2:
@males

whatevers. man i know how it feels to be categorized as a "nice girl". yeah you might "admire" us but admiration doesnt bring any comfort at all. i mean seriously. walking saying " oh they might like her but they admire me"

So what you want us to do? Buy you a car because you're "nice"?

jekad:
yeah right,to have a taste of them i guess

LOL

jekad:
hey u ,i heard you're naw a home breaker since married women are naw leaving their husbands just to have a taste of stephen,is it true

Yeah. . . that's why I ran away from Nairaland for a while.

onyinye2:
don't act like you have never look over a nice girl for some other chic who wore tight pants and had a big behind. and had a reputation.

It's all for the fun of it. In the end, many of us will marry the nice ones.

onyinye2:
@the males
aren't yal the same? you guys rather head for the girl with the reputation for being sleezy than the girl who be at the library studying for her exams.

Nah. . . we make fun of them but we respect and admire the smart ones.

@topic, I guess it's our natural instinct to protect those close to us.