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"I saw someone who look just like you." Probably, you've heard that at least once in your life time.
Have you in anyway met your doppelganger or heard someone describe his/her physical appearance just like yours?
Please, let's keep the comments rolling.

I only tell God my problems. Humans are always unreliable.

Bluezy13:
If i were you, I'll remain in my final year until i get a job.


Kidding.

Anywhere you find yourself, there is always a way to go about life.

If posted to the North, chances are that you may not touch your 19800 if you can manage the stipends from the school or state government coupled with perhaps lessons because food is cheap and affordable. You may even be involved in food commodity business etc.

If posted to the major city, you may not be able to save due high standard of living but you may have employment advantage.

I believe a lot of people will learn and make hay while the sun shines.

belleas:
I swear no be joke
already am frustrated
education nah scam

Seeing some of my friends 2 to 3 years after school without good jobs got me thinking. No qualms, in God we trust.

united442:
am in my finales oohh..am deadly scared...

are you guys sure of all this things you are saying?

If you no get strong connection or you no get sellable skills. In short no fear. Pray for grace but remember to plant a good seed to harvest richly for the future. Las las we go dey alright.

I went to a barber's shop to have a hair cut. I met some guys discussing.
Barber: After 5 years for school, you ask your Pman money to shave.
Guy 1: Omo i no fit try am.
Guy 2: If i be the Pman, i go think say you gamble with the 5 years for school.
Barber: Omo, school na scam. E better make person go learn handiwork.
Guy 1: After i don serve, to go house na wahala. Na to hustle here be the koko. Anyhow e take b, i go make am.
Mr Corper: *Smiling dejectedly* las las we go dey alright.
Honestly, life after school is not as creamy as some people thought it is. What's your take on this?

So in essence, we are saved by solely depending on God for his grace and not by our works no matter how good it is to our eyes. Please Op elucidate more.

That's how two guys got jealous due to the fact that their close friend won(bet9ja). Up till date, i never disclose my plans to any friends.

Not learning how to play the piano and guitar when i had the opportunity due to fear factor. Not backing down this time around when the opportunity comes knocking.

I was in a bus moving to Lagos state. My sit partner was a lady. Fair in complexion, so beautiful with that catchy cute dimples and her fashion sense was top-notch. "Damn, an angel is sitting beside me". I said inwardly. Anyway, i had to maintain my cool since i observed she has this kind of pride in her. I maintained my lane, wetin concern me. Two hours later, she started acting real funny by shaking her legs uncontrollable at intervals, eyes widely open and breathing hard. "Call of nature" i whispered not knowing she heard me. She just noded vehemently. As God may have it, the driver stopped to refuel. The unexpected happened, 4 passengers ran to the bush with the speed of light including her making it 5. The rest they say, was history.

XhosaNostra:
I was inside a taxi once when all of a sudden my stomach started churning & I got all sweaty. I knew it was a bad case of a stomach bug. I had to go! It was so urgent, I almost used my handbag as a toilet. Needless to say, I got off the taxi & ran into the nearest house to use the loo. I couldn't even see clearly, that's how terrible it was. I walked into this house & asked to use the toilet, without waiting for a reply I found it by myself. After I was done doing my business, the embarrassment & shame set it. It took me about 30 minutes to summon enough courage to walk out. I sheepishly made my way to the sitting room, quietly introduced myself & apologized for the intrusion The mother was very nice & understanding, fortunately

Honestly, i hate what i don't like. I pray i don't encounter such oo..

Honestly, failure to attend the call of nature at when due can embrass someone.
I didn't have enough rest before attending a vigil. "Please, you all should have your seat". Said the pastor. My people, i was sleeping peacefully while still standing up galantly. The rest they say, was history.
Please, drop yours let keep the fire burning.

Remembering might be a bit difficult. But, i was told that, when i was so little then, no one dares carry me except my mom unless that person is ready to receive my dehumanized punches.

I think that's the way the female gender are wired mentally. I stand to corrected. So, it's now left for them to find a possible means to adjust it in a positive way. If not checked before hand, it can be detrimental to ones health.

I asked a girl, "what is your quota if we are to start a relationship?" Your guess is as good as mine. She shaked her ass joyfully and melodiously for me. I was not moved. Some girls failed to look beyond what they see.

This world we are today, comprises of the good and the bad. And, it's inevitable to eliminate either the good or the bad entirely. Instead, we devise a possible means to decimate the bad or the good ones to a minimum number. That's how the world we live in works. We just can't help it.

I am emotionless and that's just me. Just know that, this life is unfair and expect the worst and pray for the best. So, if things take a different or a good shape, i am always emotionless due to the fact i have programmed my subconcious mind before hand.

What a thought provoking question. True love conquers all.

Every action has a reaction. I believe, karma is a bitch.

My great granddad's son once told me, "Do to others what you want others to do unto you".

Mark my words. This world is a dog eat dog world. Everyone is in a relationship to collect what he/she can gain and when it's not coming any further, they zoom zoom to the next prey. Use your head wisely.

Honestly, i have learnt a lot. Nairaland has really broaden my intellectual ability due to some sensible articles i do read here.

Honestly, i curse the day i had sex. My first and last girlfriend that disvirgined me, gave me an infection. I'm this type of person that takes good care of my personal health religiously. So, getting down with an infection weeks later, making my BAZOOKA looking like a boiled corn made me cry so bitterly. My first time o, who did i offend?. I was traumatized. Right now, no matter how beautiful you're, to me you already have an infection. Please oo, abstain from pre-marital sex oo.. #Teamabstainance

People like this deserves to be casterated. Nonsense.

Those that did the online test today, where you able to submit successfully?

Honestly, i dislike what i hate; unnecessary drama. Young man, just gather yourself and move on with your life. Always look beyond what you see.

Honestly, i would love to buy, if only you can reduce the price tag.

IprintMONEY:
May thunder fire your papa

The God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob please, forgive your lost son. He does not know what he is doing.

Happy Birthday to you. *Nonsense*

Between God and Man, who is more superior to the other. I believe your answer is God. So why follow Man when you've God. I hope this makes sense.

My brother, go and sleep.

Happy Birthday to him. Can you imagine?