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siasia jus dey sweat like goat

nna men

we gat dis ishh on lockdown

god punish messi, looking for awoof goal

hes d alphaa,    . its mad cool hw naija supporters always dominate d atmosphere .
n @ karmamod. may God weld ur mouth. amen

we go run d match, notn dey hapen

'CHINEKE OF UMUWANYI' . .  dat part was funny as hell .  

oh boi,  i 4 no mind this pastor wife o, but y d fine boi pastor con resemble 70 year old village chief 4 dis pic nah.

me

i've used prepaidnigeria.com for a long time, n while its a great site, i doubt if their paypal, visa or mastercard payment system has ever worked.   its permanently being 'enhanced'    . but good thing for me because i gat a regular direct deposit of cash into one of ma naija accounts from a biz back there, so its convenient for me to use ma naija interswitch debit card, to purchase the recharge pin on the site from right here, n have it sent as sms to whoever is getn it. .

theres another called www.rechargenigeria.com  which i used once, but they must get their PIN supplies from a carpenter, plumber or somtn because theyr permanently out of stock.

INVEST! INVEST!! INVEST!!!
that should be d first on d list,

its impossible for lagos to be anything like abuja. the only hope for lagos is to concentrate on planning new satelite towns, . n maybe those areas could be compared to abuja

thats a ridiculous advice to give a newbie, i wonder how much that has really worked for u.

engaged

it used to be called 'knowing' as in . . abraham knew sarah  ,but now called __

the most annoying nairalander for sure is. . is . . _{to be continued . .}

@lucabrasi
haa, u'r funny. 1st of all i dont mean to sound like a pompous freak or somtn but i can confidently say at anytime that i come from a well to do, or to be

more arrogant a "rich" family like many other people on this thread who hv shared thier 1st job experiences. trust me when i say i can 'afford' to sit my ass

on a lazy boy n watch tv all day 4 d rest of my life , but what does that make me . definitely not every1 on here got a job cuz we 'had to' or 'needed to' to survive. its something called maturity n self responsibility that set in. but i guess u wont know notn bout dat huh . theres a huge difference between money handed out to you, and money earned. your pops worked for his dough, so do d same n hv a voice o' ur own

i dont mean to pick on u or tell u how to live, its just my opinion. n wit an italian gangsta name like 'lucabrasi' we dont xpect u 2 be a 'daddys boy'

u don't go to jail for DUI  . . n don't think i'm a drunk . _{hick! hicck!}

lucabrasi:
i v never worked since i got here and not sure i will till i leave, but guess my only job is being a student and son of my dad which i get paid for lol

dude ,if u'r anything 20 years n above . . trust me when i say ur dad will shake his head if he sees ur statement. a friendly advice bro: be ur own man.

@topic
i was a sales associate at officemax ( office equipment retail)

giorgie n stillwater. . after all said n analysed, y don't u both just hook up n get married or somtn for d sake of 'african unity' n we can call it a day  . . just saying! 

dude, this is your lucky day because i hv that info for u.

first you have to fast for 2 weeks, then go to the ogoni cave, wearing nothing but a yellow leaf on your head . walk precisely 12.09578 - 0.23 feet into it  (FYI if u miscalculate u'll miss it)

then make a definite 62.84 degree left turn into a narrow crevice in the cave walls. at this point, you have to totally ignore all da evil decayed spirits and

ghosts trying to grab at u n stuff.  . take 3.22 steps n u'll mysteriously find yourself in the heart of da evil forest . remember: ignore all EVIL forces.

u'l see a very small hill  at 44.89 degrees NW of your position. don't be fooled, the hill looks 10 feet tall, but it takes TWO whole days n nights to climb it

(FYI :it is called AKULAMAGBAGO HILL: the home of d headless. so know what 2 expect) . if u make it over this hill, u'l meet the NBLAGHSETA RIVER: the blood of the dead

u have to swim 16.893 feet across it and 48.096 feet into the depths. at the bottom, u'll see a 1*1 ft sized hole which u hv to squeeze through

and this is where u'l meet ALAKAGBONDORU: the old wise tortoise (426.89 year old tortoise and also an immigration expert and travel agent) .

but he cannot help you to europe, so he'll have to give u further evil directions to the herbalist whom u seek for the concortion.

GOOD LUCK my friend in your great quest to come abroad,

someone contact me when gene's freaking eating or puking habits 'll put a darn nickle in my account 

lalalalast!!

(:|

well, i will if da strangers name is candy

THERE IS NO POINT FOR ANY FURTHER POSTS ON THIS THREAD . . ITS TWO YEARS LATE (look at the first post date). so whoever wants to discuss subsequent DV issues can start another thread.

THE END!!

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ur hand no dey tire?

perfume

goshen360:
Are you sure of what you are posting? 2007 dv lottery was played in 2005 (two years interval). If incase you are talking about 2009 dv lottery that was played last year(2007), then you should refer to the dvlottery as 2009 result. The people that applied for dv lottery for that 2007 (played in 2005) they must have all being treated in 2006/2007. The 2009 dv lottery that was played in 2007 will release result between March-May 2008. Maybe you are refering to dv2009. Anyway, whichever you are refering to, i have answered you question.

God bless you all, We will get there in Jesus name. Amen.

dude, try n read stuff properly before making comments. as u can see, this thread was posted in 2006 (about 2 years ago) . and not a single statement was ill informed or anything. i've been in da US for a long time n  only changed status after winning in '06. by da way i dint ask any question, so i wonder what u claim to have answered.

good luck to YOU in getting here, if u'r trying to

your friend can take a look into laptops . . . theres a good market for them in nigeria right now, particularly brand new ones. n better still if they r going to be sold in abuja .

a friend of mine came to visit me here in the states n decided to extend his stay. he called up the north american airline office in new york to work out some flight rescheduling and they informed him that after april, 2008. they'll stop operating flights to nigeria. this doesnt really affect him coz he'll leave before then anyway, but i was just wondering why its being stopped. . does anyone know anything bout this? ?