mr. and mrs. smith _{so dont mess wiv me n ma gurl}

- pretty face ( not necessarily a 'miss world' face )

- long hair

- smooth ,soft ,creamy skin

- full lips

- average sized boobs ( closer to small than big )

- flat tummy,

- slim waste

- booty dimple ( i luvvv it )

- plus. . i cant get enough of dat booty

- tiny hands n feet

wurrd!!

Em2va:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII?
Kai, u get luck say, them no dey upload slap , for nairaland, if not,

haaaaa. . i for don upload am way back

@ poster

first of all its "pidgin" not 'pigeon' coz no be bird language.

secondly, many of us on this forum are probably more educated n enlightened than ur punk ass, but feel the need to

relate with our pips in a way that makes us feel nigerian. most of us aint opportuned to speak it or even see pips to

speak it with in our day to day lives out here . . so if it bothers u that much, do us all a favour n jump off a bridge in dallas.

lastly. . na ur papa, mama, broda, sista ,uncu, antii, granpapa n granmama na dem be crazy knuckleheads . u pea sized brain having retard . . didinrin!

@ ken284
maybe its coz u posted right after me, but u sound like u'r talking to me. if u are, then i recommend some

comprehension classes for u, coz we'r saying the same thing, plus i was defending pafun's point coz som folks were on

d attack . but if u aint , carry on bro.

its funny how nigerians jump up and defend america and the UK with their lives at the slightest mention of negativity in

those regions. despite d fact that every country has its good n bad areas. , can y'all remember seeing anything positive

about nigeria on the "western media". . nope! they just wont show it, n can y'all remember seeing any really bad press bout america by the "american press"

. . nope! they always hide it .the US  is the greatest country., agreed , but it still thrives on a lot of propaganda . thats d reason many

nigerians in naija are decieved into thinking the US is equivalent to heaven.

moral of my story: do me , i do u. God no go vex
@pafun, i aint mad at ya. carry on!!

@ trooe

we'v all had our bad experiences, but try n refrain from generalising when u make such statements, because if we'r to work by

your words, then anyone doing business with you, "na real bad news for them"

@ poster

1 word ignorance stupidity infact olo'odo

just another case of "damned if u do , damned if u dont"

appreciate d fact that their songs have a predominantly naija feel coz they sing mostly in pidgin.

imagine criticising their posters,dress sense n stuff. abi na agbada u want make em wear b4 u know theyr keepn it real

dude, take d stick outta ur ass n relax

her facial contents r scary

but watch her video, shes got a real sexy booty

@tesyes

someone "told" u banky is gay right?

but someone also "told" me TESYES is a haemaphrodite

them say! them say! so what'v u got to say  haemy

i'll most definitely not live in an all nigerian community here

HURRICANE IKE is headed for houston,TX tomorrow evening,  n its going to be nasty, because the forecast says people in

certain coastal areas in galveston face "CERTAIN DEATH" if they don't evacuate. abeg as naija people full houston, make we try call

those we know to get d heck out at once, because som pips out there r still procrastinating evacuating tomorrow because d

weather aint that bad yet. . n we all know how our folks act lukewarm bout stuff until it gets out of hand 

lol. . funny picture version

monger

BREAKING NEWS: the honourable NJTRI (national john thomas research institute) just announced a ground breaking

discovery that d human 'john thomas' is actually an advanced hair follicle covered in epidermis, so like regular hair e.g

beard etc it will grow longer after its shaved off. . so bros. u know wetin to do 

what a funny post. . d question in itself is honest, but mr. poster here just made it all sound as though

"american guy"  has somehow officially been recognised as a professional qualification or career in naija  . .

jaydude:

ii dnt undastand wot kind of thread this is.how can every tin b 500? do they sell human beings there?? u guys please specify!!!

abi

NAIJA 4 LIFE,  now its time 4 me to catch some long ass sleep after this match n 7 cans of heineken. thank God i aint workin 2moro,  UP D EAGLES.!!!!   i'm outy 4 now. .

OYA. . make evrybody go sleep. . we get d silver medal. . but we won d match. GOOD NITE Y"ALL  

our boiz really tried n dats it. . atimes u loose but actually WIN. n dats wat we did. . EAGLES 4 LIFE !!  

great tournament 4 naija, we did wat we could n did it well too. just dint clinch d gold, but we did well   so shut d F up u criticising sons of b's

silver or whateva ,we played better,  

thats it,  we don loose, but then agian we won d game coz we outplayed em,

we'r winning dis game 2-1

we'r still winning, 4 real

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

for real though, we'r playing a better game so far. . WURD!

Blu Malam:

Nigerians are setting another world record outside beijing.

I bet there has NEVER been a time when so many nigerian men are up at 5am wit d same thing on their mind.

Simultaneously!

and so many replies to one thread that we have to hit reply at least 3 times, not to talk of refreshing the page

GBAM!

we'r winning dis game

fuk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup