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Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 8:11pm On Jan 07, 2015
dorlapoh20:

grin we are discussing on how we are going to sell all guys on nl. Starting with u tongue

OK OK, please do joor and return me after Friday ooo wink
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:30pm On Jan 07, 2015
onstelly:
Story for the gods

#oneofthem
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:29pm On Jan 07, 2015
kristina1:
Dorlapoh20,reply ur whatsapp chat now......pls it's very urgent please embarassed
Kristina/Dorlapo...there is God oooo, declare d content of the whatsapp messages here, or...
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:28pm On Jan 07, 2015
Ploy:


You didn't agree pay b4 service then, now you do. Kpekus no be free.

I ain't bothered, after all I was the same person who obliged her earlier even without, so make she stop that joke
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:15pm On Jan 07, 2015
Midehi:
story for d gods...u give girl 15k to make hair & shoppin..i pray oooooo

Meaning...?
I said she demanded or rather asked for me to do those and I posted her... I think u don't believe me...then ain't trying to make u to smiley
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:11pm On Jan 07, 2015
naijaboiy:
This story is twisted grin

Don't get me twisted, love is a beautiful gamen- in the voice of d'range....sorry, I meant to say d'banj
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:09pm On Jan 07, 2015
Chizzy20:
Tell her your new year resolution is to becum stingy and save very hard for ur future.
grin grin cheesy grin grin
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:08pm On Jan 07, 2015
sunnydayasaba:
Since she has decided not to give u what u want...Then simply post her too...Call her tomorrow that ur expecting someone special on that Friday that she shouldn't bother coming again....That way, she will get the message am sure if she needs the goodies...She will change her mind.


Don't fall for her trick oh...else u go dey wash car another hommie go dey drive am

Guy, u just reminded me of my first ever experience when I started dating. I be virgin things...meanwhile, the ... was busy swallowing some juicy stuff, while I answered BF (I don't mean blue film ooo)

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Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:05pm On Jan 07, 2015
prettyjo:
no be small hmmm...probably,you deliberately started having issues with your 13 months rship cos you wanted to date her.

#na one chance you don enter#

Prettyjo, your response no pretty ooo. I don't deliberately disengage from a date... I always try to exhaust all available options, just like I av tried with her. Well, one chance be say, I no get choice...but I do. Just sharing this particular event because the thing choke me for neck joor.

Show love to a nigga wink
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2015
mkpakanaodogwu:
Charity give with love.it is well

This is tortology Moor. Charity means love. Besides, she ain't my sis, but my friend, so....
Romance / Re: Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 7:00pm On Jan 07, 2015
Ploy:
Have you paid for the ones you have enjoyed?

My friend, answer her joor.
Wait ooo, I didn't agree pay before services oo. Besides, I have spent much though as I thought it'll work, even with just one time matter. Maybe, that's why she feels maga go due pay lipsrsealed
Romance / Her New Year Reslution Is To Stop Having Sex, Yet... by Stoical: 6:22pm On Jan 07, 2015
Her new year resolution is to stop having sex with me, yet she keeps bugging me with a lot of needs.

Imagine me oo... Na this one Fella says na double wahala for dead body...
I knew this chap through a colleague and before I knew it, she had sent a message through her to me, stating that she likes me. Well, as a semi-fine guy, I come form as if I aint interested. Well, as at this time, I was in a relationship, so I chose to just be her friend. But, she kept disturbing my lines. Well, when I had issues with my 13 months date...I decided to give her a chance...

Ever since, I gave her a chance she made my house her weekend gateaway home, esp when she aint in school (MADONNA). Well, I didn't mind, as I needed her assistance in house chores, which she never did. She keeps jumping from one request to the other, yet no show...after a while, I decided to have it and she refused coming to the house, till I went for xmas. When I came back, she just showed today unannounced. Well, I seriously needed it, after about 2 months, but when she came, her usual; I am hungry, I want to drink malt, I want, I want, I want... I just acceded to her wants and when it came to my NEED, she now says, Her New Year Resolution is NO SEX till she Marries... What Yet she keeps asking me to make her hair (15k) and should take her for shopping, as she is going back to school on Friday... Bros, I no be learner oo, even though I promised her to come back on Fri morning...

I no be her Papa naa, but what shoould I do guys, and babes, why una de like dis?

(Sorry if I mistype or misyarn, dis one don too much naa) undecided undecided angry
Politics / Think Well Before You Cast Your Vote by Stoical: 12:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
The APC has been consistent in saying that thePDP. has ruled Nigeria for 16 disastrous years inwhich.corruption, impunity, insurgency, armed robbery.and several ills of society held sway. But a very.close look at the APC, I am seeing
Amaechi -8yrs.speaker; 7yrs governor under PDP,
Atiku - 8yrsVice.president under PDP,
Akume -8yrs governorunder.PDP,
Bukola Saraki - 8yrs governor; 2yrs Senator.under PDP,
Timipre Sylver -4yrs governor under.PDP,
Audu Ogbe - 2yrs chairman of PDP,
Aminu.Masari - 4yrs Reps speaker under PDP,
ChrisNgige.- 3yrs governor under PDP,
Kwankwaso - 7yrs.governor, 3yrs Defense minister under PDP,
El-Rufai - 4yrs FCT minister, 2yrs BPE chairmanunder.PDP,
Oyinlola, 7 and half years governor under.PDP,
Segun Oni, 3 and half years governor under.PDP,
and to cap it all they went to OBJ begging,a.man who they claimed spent 8 of the disastrous16.yrs as the maximum ruler of Nigeria to come and.lead them on a rescue mission.

It is now clearer.that APC is a waste basket of the PDP, wherethe.people who created and perpetuated the "16.Disastrous years" are now dumped.Please Nigerians what is the change in this APC?

Curled from mind boggling thinkers
Politics / Re: North Moves Against Jonathan: Northern Pro-jonathan Governors Get Threat Message by Stoical: 8:16am On Dec 21, 2014
[quote author=dcaliph post=290670

THOSE WHO ARE WITH HIM MORE THAN THAN THOSE WHO ARE AGAINST HIM.

THEN WHY HE CON DEY FEAR??[/quote]

Why are you stammering?? You de fear to quote?

A sinking man is always looking for even a leaf to hold onto, in order not to drown. Keep saying what u think you know...

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Politics / Re: Naira Rain As PDP Raises Billions For Jonathan. by Stoical: 7:54am On Dec 21, 2014
Ijebulogic:
In Warfare...you dont always have to attack..just sit back and watch your opponent defeat himself. Why would C in C take advise to attend this illegal event?

So, you mean, C in C is no longer a party man?
Oh! He is not a candidate for an election?
Maybe, you feel it is illegal, the donations for an election.

Let me educate you a bit, even though the OP has tried to by citing various sections of the law as regards what you just read. GEJ or C in C as you call him has the right to source for fund to effectively pursue his re-election. As painful as it may be that we are crying for a better nation. It's still unfortunate that people/groups donating are the ones that will most likely reap from his govt, if he succeeds. See, because we like referring to the norms in other climes as a yard stick; I'll now say that Presido BO of the US did go from state to state for contribution towards his election, so please, use a better logic to look at things, even when you may oppose him and not Ijebu logic.

Well, I believe that some of those that claim groups are individual, circumventing the law to achieve their aim and a system like Nigeria's can't trace such funds. That's the bad part and I pray for an equal or a powerful house with opposition majority to come up from 2015, so as to get whoever wins as President to be on his toe or risk impeachment. That's my reply for your post!!!
Politics / Re: Man Arrested With 589 Voter's Cards by Stoical: 8:02am On Dec 18, 2014
mistabiola:
All in the course of ruling the people by force cheesy grin


I am a Nigerian. And a patriotic one. No amount of blackmail and name - calling will make me look back on my
choice of a new president. A president I know will fight
corruption. A president I know will not steal my money. A
president I know will not promote violence. If the
Jonathanians like, let them hug transformer. Buhari your only hope!

#iThink | #iBelieve | #iNewNigeria

#TakeBackNigeria | #iStand4NewNigeria

Dear, u hope and believe about people, and not that you know. That's how to state claims especially when you refer to other people. Meanwhile, nobody is gonna stop you from your choice of candidate, so go get ya PVC to be sure of doing just that.
#naijabeforeself
Romance / Re: Ladies, Your boyfriend Sends This Picture Message To You, What's He Implying? by Stoical: 5:48pm On Dec 09, 2014
kozaic:
To the ladies---what will you make of it

To the guyz---what will make you send such?

Hey Pals, stop whining. They've made it easier for us by making the knife slope towards them. You know, the movement will be faster due to the slope, even with the pains... Imagine, if the knife was tilted the other way round, like having to ascend it... shocked

Anyway, if she actually loves you, she would make it easier/prove it too by walking towards you... #justbeingfunnythough
Politics / Re: T.b. Joshua Predicted That President Barack Obama Would Be Rushed To Hospital by Stoical: 1:36pm On Dec 08, 2014
What make s him to be rushed to the hospital?
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Cancelled US Military Training – FG by Stoical: 8:26am On Dec 05, 2014
onatisi:
bros ,it is really really sad. That is why most people that used to comment and contribute intelligently on nairaland politics section have stopped. when you read through threads and peoples comment you can't but wonder how nigeria will make it in future. It seems the only thing most ppl come here to do is to learn insultive and abusive words.what you read here is the true reflection of the society,many of these youth don't have anything upstairs and that is why there is high rate of unemployment.

@Graham and Onatisi: You guys are really on point. I bet you, there are so many other like minds who no longer feel safe to contribute, albeit only on nairaland, meaningful and constructive contribution/criticism, without having the fears that they will be insulted. As such, only the topic is viewed and it ends there. To say the least, it's a pity that our generation of youths is like this. But, I know there's hope somewhere...maybe, the very insignificant percentage of people with proper thinking will someday come to the limelight. We shouldn't just lose hope but do our best in our little corners.

Nobody is against people with opposing views here. I personally welcome criticism, but only if it's constructive enough and not destructive. This is because, I believe all can't always answer 'aye' or 'nay'. But, when insults, even with least or no provocation is the order of every thread here...it's rather pitying.

There will always be conspiracy theories about US. Ofcourse, they operate a policy of interest, so it would be of the interest of any allied nations to watch very closely and do what's needful and beneficial to her people. I hope we could follow accusations towards our government with both constructive criticism and better solution suggested OR support their right or seemingly right actions for the betterment of this supposed GIANT of Africa.

Long Live The True Citizens of Nigeria
Long Live The Federal Republic of Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Lessons Learnt From House Of Rep Members by a Baby by Stoical: 10:05am On Dec 02, 2014
But this boy get mind oo. Me wey de fear height at ma age...I bet the dat na palm wine tapper or burglar(my mouth shut up)
undecided lipsrsealed
Politics / Lessons Learnt From House Of Rep Members by a Baby by Stoical: 9:39am On Dec 02, 2014
I came across this picture and I couldn't help but wonder if this child actually watched the fracas that happened at the entrance of Nigeria's HOR hallowed chambers... Can we say, the boy learnt from there, or is the boy learning to become something else in future?

On a lighter note though...lol

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Politics / Re: 52 Female Suicide Bombers On The Loose In Maiduguri by Stoical: 8:53am On Dec 02, 2014
omenka:
Ominous times we live in. This goes to show that indeed, the only solution to this carnage is intelligence gathering to ensure pre-emptive measures are taken to safeguard the lives and properties of innocent Nigerians.

The ONLY problem is that the agencies saddled with the responsibility of impregnating the terrorist organisation with moles are much more interested in what the opposition party is doing in their data centre and preventing lawful assembly by our elected legislators simply because the guy under whose command they operate is so so desperate to retain power even if it means the death of the country!

All we are left with is our fate, our prayers and God's grace.

I scoff, when I went through your comment. Atleast, you do try at times to be non-partisan in making them. But, sometimes you still give others a reason to think you are.

Yeah! Intelligence gathering is the keywords...I will tell you an experience, even though it may seem generalized. I happened to have discussed with a relation, who was re-posted back to Ph from Taraba state. A police officer, whom I met with two of his colleagues. Our discussion centered on this same "planting of mole" and his response was that the force have been doing their best, but most officers had to resign from the force because of such postings cum mole planting attempt. That they prefer to rely on the local hunters and vigilantes. Also, that their training has been so limited when it comes to handling such job...cutting the long gist short; the officers don't always appreciate such jobs.

Coming back to your statement regarding them being used by someone who wants to retain power by all means. I wish, these things weren't so, but what do you expect from politicians?? I bet you, if you were a politician, you'll do whatever to remain in office. I am smiling as I make this statement because I expect you to say, "you're different". Well, I have heard that since when I was playing school politics and believe me, only 5% of cases do prove me wrong. This is because, when you are on sit...it looks so exhalted that you feel if you don't retain it, you're falling so low. I tell you, it's always a "I" thing, before a "we" consideration.

Well, I join you in praying for peace in Nigeria. And I mean Nigeria, not SS,SE,SW,NC,NE,NW-Nigeria, where anybody can aspire to better the life of all...

This response is tailored to Omenka's comment and only is response is expected, if necessary. Anybody who feels offended, should please ignore. Thanks grin
Politics / Re: I Regret the Emergence of Tambuwal as Speaker - President Jonathan by Stoical: 10:32am On Nov 29, 2014
baLLoTBOxX:
Too late to shed crocodile tears. What did you do
when a PDP leader was calling the APC a yoruba
amala and ewedu party in anambra? You were
seated there urging them on as they ridiculed
awolowo. His spirit gave you a taste of disgrace to
come when you visited a great university named
after him, as the students chanted and called you
and your cohorts thieves. Where's our lagos-ibadan
expressway? Is it now you want to repair all the
junk federal roads in lagos? Oh, you suddenly
realised that the votes from SS and SE can't help
you retain aso rock so you now. need those of the
SW. I thought those 2 regions were the pillar of
your government as you proudly announced to the
world as if they were the only regions you that got
you elected. Even if they were, should a president
be making such divisive statements? I was never a
tribalist but you woke up my tribal conscience. We
are glad tambuwal became the speaker cos we
yorubas aren't fools. That seat was a bargain for
the huge political relevance we are enjoying today.
Who doesn't know that having a yoruba man there
via the fraudulent PDP zoning would have favoured
you and only you as he would do your bidding just as
the senate has been doing? The Mulikat you wanted
to install is from my constituency in ogbomosho and
I was on ground in 2011 when she came begging to
be re-elected as she shared N500 notes to the
people and dropped a transformer too weak to
carry the load of the neighborhood. Her brake light
hasn't been seen since then. That's enough to show
you that you would have just empowered an
individual yoruba instead of the whole of them.
What did patricia etteh and dimeji bankole benefit
the yorubas? They only enriched themselves. Your
government enriches individuals only. We are not
like fools who sing your praises cos you gave their
tribes men political posts. What we want are
developments. Am glad you failed in installing
mulikat cos we would have faced the kind of
thuggery the fayose you gave federal backing is
delivery to the ekiti people. I hear you are bringing
obanikoro for lagos. Bring it on! Why do you
associate yourself with thugs, fraudsters, drug
barons, militants and looters? Mr president, you
disappointed not only the yorubas but also sane
nigerians. We voted massively for you in 2011, am
sorry to say this in tears: you won't have our votes
anymore.

My friend...sorry about the pains and disappointment you may have experienced under the government of GEJ. You have the right to vent your frustrations, ofcourse you do. But, hold the so-called western leaders to be accountable. Some of the names you mentioned, Bankole, Etteh et al. Did GEJ put them there? You seem to forget that OBJ had his hands on their becoming who they where!! Come on! Are you seriously saying that even with the divisive nature of our persons, regions and political views, that this man has done "NOTHING" good that you've heard, even if you've not seen? Well, I myself do agree he has perform so below par and I continue to highlight these, whenever opportune to. My friend, we can only claim not to be tribalistic when we have left our kins and have settled in other part of Nigeria, even if for a year. Atleast, then we'll understand the feelings and reasoning of this entity called Nigeria. If you haven't, then sorry to say, you will never have a better scope of what other regions yearn of or think like.

So, for emphasis, I dare say that GEJ, given a conducive and supportive environment, without no negative distracting interference from me, you, "god-fathers", miscreants, etc, can perform better than he has done.

I so submit with the hope that you've drop your emotions and argue factually against any of my statements and not resort to abuses... Meanwhile, Yoruba Tribe will still vote for Jonathan, so when you say "we", I think its a fallacy.

Cheers and have a beautiful weekend! wink
Politics / Re: I Regret the Emergence of Tambuwal as Speaker - President Jonathan by Stoical: 10:08am On Nov 29, 2014
soroptimist:
Because the clueless one is in SW, he is trying to use 'esa' to hoodwink the gullible

Was he not the one who went to the SE to denigrate other regions save the SE as the pillar of his administration?

Now elections are here he is trying to sound conciliatory and statemanly

The same man will go to the North and preach religious tolerance and unity of the country when in fact he has a 3rd force of social media charlatans commissioned to denigrate the Northerners and insult their religion

He will go to the SS and have his side-kicks like Asari threaten people that he must be given a 2nd term by force

It is too late in the day for GEJ to fool any one by trying to be a stateman on the eve of the election when we know that he is the most divisive President we ever had

You are so funny. Your submission is equally lacking informed facts and devoid of bias. Well, you do have your opinion to make and as such, I can only say, "always try not to be biased when you want to analyze issues"n except you are an opposition to the man. Then your biased can be excused!!!
Politics / Re: Picture Of Legislator Who Jumped National Assembly Gate Contesting For Governor by Stoical: 6:30pm On Nov 24, 2014
corperscorner:


I think you are being misinformed here...

The action of the police is no where near justifiable 'cos I presume you as a person would feel bad if your gateman decides to lock you out of your house on the claim of getting an order from above.

Secondly, had it been the lawmakers never made that move to dash into the house at the time they did. Nigerian politics would have taken a totally different turn now.

Now a little education for you my dear; the intention of the President was to keep the lawmakers outside the complex so there would be an avenue to carry out an impeachment proceeding which would remove Tambuwal from being the speaker of the house.

Knowing fully well that Tambuwal who just defected to the APC is being seen as a threat to the so called President.

The police on the other hand are claiming they acted in response to previously given intelligence.......

Now the question is; who gave them that intelligence? If the response to the intelligence was to debar the lawmakers from gaining entry to the house, how did David Mark and some PDP lawmakers find their way in earlier.

Dont you think it would be more appropriate if such claimed intelligence report is being channelled towards the abduction of the 200 Chibok girls.

Hello, stop spewing what you aint sure about. My questions for you: Are you aware that due to the so-called intelligence tip-off by the police, where they derived reason for their actions-that HOUR Members where screened into the premises, and that APC members perceived that Aminu won't be allowed in, as such, they decided to wait and go in with him? 2-Are you aware that David was equally checked before going in. Guy, I am a Pro-Jona; so, a lot of irregularities going on during his administration is appalling and very disappointing but guess what, i prefer to watch the individual and not the followers. Even as I hate his silence on many wrong ctions in his dispensation, I chose to keep mute esp when it involves Politics, where we have "honourables" resorting to self-help, with so numerous excuses to back their actions...my Guy, Police have never disappoint me in their "actions", because I always expect our Police to misbehave...But, I'll stress that no reason could've warranted the actions of some of the members of HR. I must say, politicians and their ways...smh

Anyway, we all have our reasons for taking our sides and as far as politics is involved, I don't expect anything less.
Just go and register, get your valid cards and come out to vote your prefered candidate on Feb... I sure will cast mine!
God Bless Nigeria and may we get it right someday soon!!!
Crime / Re: The Fiercest And Most Chilling Images From Political Unrests In Africa by Stoical: 7:43am On Nov 23, 2014
Sports / Arsenal Invincibles Vs Chelsea's Unbeaten Wannabes - Who's Better? by Stoical: 12:43pm On Nov 21, 2014
The Blues have a realistic chance of equalling Arsene Wenger's achievement of 2003-04 - but how does Jose Mourinho's side stack up against the famous Gunners?

I wonder this kind of comparison but let's hear from you guys.

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4082/editorial/2014/11/21/6351121/arsenal-invincibles-vs-chelseas-unbeaten-wannabes-whos?ICID=HP_BN_3

Politics / Re: I Will Beat You To Death Anytime I Catch You – Tompolo Warns Festus Keyamo by Stoical: 3:43pm On Nov 15, 2014
phantom:
you are shameless! look at your response to an issue of this severity.
little wonder people take the youths of Niger delta as a bunch of never do wells. its a pity.

when people say Jonathan has institutionalised violence and corruption,you people scream blue murder.
we can all see Jonathan's FG projects in the Niger Delta i.e empowering thieves and crooks.
on a good day tompolo, should be houseboy to keyamos driver but look at where we are as a nation where thieves are rewarded and merit is sneered at.

Phantom, u r more a brother to me than any other...so I find peace in saying that the last time I checked, u r still in Naija...at least, we will get there, where these kind of threats do not just go unnoticed by authorities required to prosecute such peeps. But, always attributing every rascality in the country, when good developments are not acknowledged to be from GEJ is where my grouse will always be.

Ask Keyamo, how he got personal contacts of Tompolo...if he never had dealings with him. Listen, we cry foul a lot when things don't go our way here. Other times, where Keyamo wines and dines with Tompolo... U and I never had opportunity to know, so tell him to STFU at this time and go settle their grouses...yeah! I said so, because he now is at the other end of the gun.

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Politics / Re: Has Anyone Taken Note On The Rounded Number Of Boko Haram Killed By Hunters??? by Stoical: 10:29pm On Nov 13, 2014
I dnt think there's something wrong with hunters(who may know their terrains better) killing BH. I only felt some balanced news will carry a little, albeit the number of casualties from thee hunters may be insignificant, but state d fact...
Ofcourse, BH should equally knw a little of the environs. Kudos to them, if its true, but shame on those thinking they will succeed to rubbish our Military guys...
Politics / Re: Has Anyone Taken Note On The Rounded Number Of Boko Haram Killed By Hunters??? by Stoical: 10:22pm On Nov 13, 2014
Icon4s:
Low IQ question.

Super IQ Nigerian not offering something important to his country, but following Low IQ curiosities on nairaland...smh
Politics / Re: Has Anyone Taken Note On The Rounded Number Of Boko Haram Killed By Hunters??? by Stoical: 8:30pm On Nov 13, 2014
xynerise:
Don't you have note book? Do the note taking

Tnx for d advice...

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