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Zohan:
bros you don chop?

By that time I dey sleep. You chop by 2.21am? You be winch?

[size=18pt]LOL see them all saying yes, best thread and thank you but i bet they are the same ones doing i must test before i buy. They are the same folks screaming 'what will i gain if i dont have sex with a girlfriend?' I bet they are the same ones that must marry virgin yet are yanshing every available babe. Hypocrites![/size]

Flye:
You mean you don't know how they met.

No fill me in. Was she a video vixen?

Cry babies. Stay in your party and make it stronger. Reinvent yourself if you must but don't dissipate. Be on hand to give APC a run for their money. Stress them the way they stressed you people.

We need APC to be on their toes. We need healthy competition. SAI Buhari!

Flye:
Marriage material ko, raw material ni. No marriage material lady will just open her laps for a guy for just one night like she did for wizkid, if not for the one time that turned to a beautiful baby boy, u know how many guy she don open am for all this while.
Abeg don't let instagram message decieve you oooo.

May be the baby has changed her sha.

How do you know it was a one time thing? Were you there? The way you date girls and feel its your God given right (what do I gain if I date without sex crew) to test is probably how she got there.

Almost all dey do but na who carry belle dem dey curse.

Lolz

missKiffy:
This is serious, I hope she gets well. Her acting abnormal might be as a result of the handkerchief they used to rub her face

Yeah, more than anything else, I'm worried about the fact she is acting abnormal. I hope its as a result of the traumatic experience and nothing occultic (sad face)

@steeze, I feel sorry for what has happened to you, your girl but I feel even sorrier for the baby (having to go through the whole single parent circle again)

Your girl must have been really really hurt by your actions. I'm a bit shocked she moved on rather fast. I didn't expect her to let you in sooooo soon but then again, I would have thought the fact you had a job and were willing to make it work would have calmed her.

At this stage, my advise will be to get on with your life. Its a good thing you apoogised to MIL and your girl. Keep trying to make it work with the girl for baby's sake i.e cordial relationship only not sexual relationship.

Send funds for baby and keep up with the visits for baby's sake. Go with a close friend or family member so you don't fall into sexual temptation with this woman (think tuface)

Hopefully one day she respects you enough to allow you have your son for weekends, holidays, birthdays and all that. May God's grace continue to rest on you all (baby mama and son included) unfortunately this is the price you will pay - bringing up your kid like that. Remember to protect yourself with future women. Good luck

sauceny:
How can the military defeat & take over a town/community from the terrorist,only for the same terrorist to retake the same territory....Does it mean the military doesn't deploy men on guard to watch over a reclaimed town.

I tireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Such a pity Miss Walsh became the sacrificial lamb.

juwoonn:
@about 9:30PM tonight; I was returning from the church along with my wife, she had almost held the snake while about to open the door. Suddenly she sighted the black deadly snake and retreated. The snake had entered d net door and was resting on the door handle near d knocker.

I did the needful.

Last week I killed a green scorpion @my backyard but the thread didn't make front page.
Warning: this is a season of reptiles and its cohorts, pls always hold a torchlight and watch carefully @night

Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove

You are killing too many things. Are your neighbours killing things as well? Uhmnnnnnnnnnnn! Do you have grass around your compound? Make una try to clear the entire place nah. All those kain bushy surroundings dey attract reptiles. I saw something on the ground near the snake. Is that onion peel or what? Clear up, clear up, clear up! Continue to dey prayerful bros. Happy Saturday.

uncleck:
I nearly called you an I.diot....am sorry if i did' it's not in my nature

Strictly speaking she is right. Call history merely tells I have been communicating with a certain person. It may mean we are talking often but that does not mean I'm screwing the person.

Again if I apologize and say I can explain that remains a blank cheque. A lady can apologize and say I was in constant communication cos of xyz, sorry I should have told you. Still does not mean she is shagging anyone.

PS: I like to give people the benefit of doubt.

It is well...

nosike3:
I can imagine!! My dog is about 6 years now!! A virgin that has totally refused all suitors!! imagine losing her isn't gonna be funny for years!!

OMG! My dog won't let a male mount her too. Someone says some dogs are just like that. I don't know what to think. She is getting old and I'd puppies from her (sad face)

@op's friends serves him right. No respect. Good for him! If na me once I observe the cold attitude, straight away I for apologise sharply.

amokeme:
That was how I told my Dad's younger brother "how are you sir" and the man took it P and reported me to my dad that I don't have respect

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They have made their opinion known by trekking. Omotola has made hers known as well. Anyone can speak on this issue. It is our perogative. I side with Omotola here. I don't know what GEJ has done that is worth trekking for. I really don't know

Too many copy cats in this country. We trek for laudable causes. We trek to protest or raise awareness on certain things.
No one trekked to protest what Boko Haram was doing in the north. No one trekked to protest the suffering we as a nation are going through. So Nihi is trekking because Jonathan did what he promised to do; hand over power once his tenure is over.

I should now praise GEJ because he did the right thing abi? He could have done what the president did in Burundi abi? We give these politicians too much credit i beg. Nigerians are smarter than this now - we demand more and hold people accountability. If the President of Burundi is not smart enough too bad. And if the opposition in Burundi cant do anything about it; too bad.


By the way, i can tell this Nihi guy is not so smart or educated. What does Omotola's wealth have to do with anything?

folabayo1:

Good morning sister. Sorry if that was harsh. Dunno if dude's been stalking you elsewhere but when someone corrects you its just nice to say thanks and move on. Have a great day.

folabayo1:
stalker

Why not just say thanks and learn. I bet you'd say i'm stalking you too huh?

Oh Lord, bros its well. Thank God for your life. Jesus Christ hunger in the land.

lolz @ the virgin comment. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ibiammurphy:
i totally understand the point you trying to buttress. I reside in the south-east and i can authoritatively tell u that most(99%) of this bad blood about IGBOS is mainly from ANAMBRA people.they are too greedy, proud and would like to use derogatory insults on people of same igbo who are not from ANAMBRA. If u reside in the south east you can attest to the intolerance and inhuman discrimination they melt on NSUKKA AND ABAKALIKI PEOPLE(typically anybody who is not from their place)..THEY ARE SO DIVISIVE..i once met an Anambra bizman who works on roofing peoples building and he told me chimmanda is from his place and is giving him joy and making him proud and i asked the young man but she's a Nigerian and making the whole Nigeria proud and he said forget it that all he knows is that the girl is from his place and not a Nigerian..later i found out this same guy didnt finish from PRIMARY school..and he had inferiority complex and needed to compensate.
ALL AM SAYING IS THAT ANAMBRARIANS ARE THE REAL CAUSE OF ALL THE WHOLE DIVISIONS AND PREJUDICE IN NIGERIA AND NOT GENERALLY IGBOS AS WIDELY BELIEVED

Don't fall into their arms now. Thats what they want so you begin to divide amongst yourself and you just fell for it. Imagine what you are saying about your own tribe

lazsnaira:
Ok
That's good.

Now let's put them all side by side and add them up together in this manner using google as our resource as you suggested.


1. Now count all the igbos doing drug and put them one side.

2. Count the yorubas that are doing drugs and put them one side.

3. Then count the yorubas that are killing British soldiers in broad daylight in London with machete & knives and put them one side.

4. Then count the hausafulanis&kanuris of boko haram that are killing nigerians and foreigners daily and put them one side.

5. Then count yoruba obas that are raping female youth corps sent to their domain and put them one side.

6. Then count the yoruba elders that are sleeping with their sons wife & put them one side.

7. Then count the number of ritual forests in yoruba land, where hundreds of dead human beings with their vital parts cut off.

8. Then count how many igbo armed robbers caught by police and put them one side.

9. Then count how many yoruba armed robbers caught by police and put them one side.

10. Then count how many yorubas are yahoo yahoo boys and put them one side.

11. Then count how many igbos are yahoo yahoo boys.

12. Then count how many yorubas are responsible foe stealing government money.

13. And count how many Igbos are responsible for stealing government money.

14. Count how many yorubas are touts.

15. And count how many igbos are touts.

.....I am waiting for you please.

Sorry to butt in but why are you doing this? Today we are talking drugs. Its a drugs thread. There will be others to address the other issues but this is a real problem here right now. Why are you trying to overshadow it by Bokoharam and other issues. Don't you think there is a real problem there? We too like to dey pretend sha.

Dem nor dey hear word. Later dem go begin dey beg for am. Me i nor go follow anybody beg oh. She nor share the goodies with me. LOLZ

samuel900:
HOW ON EARTH HAVE U CONTRIBUTE TO THE SUCCESS OF THIS COUNTRY? HOW MANY YOUTH OUT THERE HAVE YOU HELP

Jisos! See grammar. LOL

I would date her in a heartbeat! Only a strong man can date her type

BrokenTV:
You don't understand the genesis of why i said what i said. Maybe i guess you just joined Nairaland new.
For your threat against quoting you you are still a learner.

Yes I'm a learner. I don't care about your history. I take exception to cussing anyone. Na really midget...

BrokenTV:
You call this thing that the midget did humility.

He is a midget abi? How many people have you created. At least he is small but has done mighty things. What have you done apart from ranting behind your cheap Chinko phone? Quote me and I go reply you well. I hate when people cuss God's creation!