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Romance › Re: How Many Men Is Too Much For A Lady To Have Slept With Before She Get Married by stonecoldcafe: 8:53am On May 04, 2015

Nuezha:
I still dey jealous say my wife had non sexual romance with 2 men before we married. Thank God the trio are all boys...i will scrutinize their gals...
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...your story had better not be true!

You belong to the brothel if it is.

You how many ladies did you sleep with before marriage? Nor be person go marry them like that? I don't know why we men sweat the small stuff. As we dey flog person wife, na so person flog our own. And by the way, I hope you know your wife lied. She is a smart woman so she go tell you non sexual. But for her heart, she know how farshe went!

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Family › Re: My 6 Years Old Daughter Surprised And Humbled Me. by stonecoldcafe: 8:43am On May 04, 2015

You have brought her up well. You should be pleased with yourself.

Health › Re: Help - A Yelowish Fluid Coming Out Of My Penis by stonecoldcafe: 9:59pm On May 03, 2015

datedoboi:
Is one week now dat I had sex with my ex after we settled. Just three days ago I started noticing litle pain when peeing, and today I started to notice a yellowish fluid coming out of my pen.is.

Sometimes if I want to urinate it painful and sometimes no pain. I called my ex if she also noticed such pain when peeing but she denied and swear she doesnt notice such.

Anyway I had unprotected sex with her but I did not release or ejaculate during the sex.

What could be the cause since she said she noticed nothing like that.

I feel litle hotness in my pe.nis
Help.
I am planning to go see doc. Tomorrow.
Oh my God why me.
I swear if this thing stop no more sex… till further notice

It is well with you, next time please use a condom. Whether you come or not is not the point. The point is did you enter raw? Did you drive your car without tire? The problem is the skin to skin touching, whether semen comes out or not makes no difference at that stage. God be with you, hopefully HIV nor join. lipsrsealed

Op, i just saw this online, perhaps that's why your ex does not know yet.

Gonorrhoea is caused by a bacteria called Gonococcus – you will find more information in the section on gonorrhoea. Like NSU, it is caught during sex, and often causes a discharge and pain when you pass urine. The discharge can be any colour – yellow, green, white, cloudy or clear. The symptoms may be so slight that you hardly notice them, or there may be a lot of discharge. Gonorrhoea can spread to the testicles, causing pain, swelling and redness. As with NSU, the woman you caught it from was probably unaware that she was infected; only 10–20% of women with gonorrhoea have a discharge.

http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/problem/penis-problems/penis-discharge

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Forget Things Easily, Should I Go On With The Marriage? by stonecoldcafe: 7:29pm On May 03, 2015

What sort of things does she forget? Is it little things or like the real big things e.g her name, address, remembering what you just said a second ago, remembering important people or events in her life, forgetting who you are et al.

Please read up on Alzheimer's disease: m.alz.org/10-warning-signs.asp

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Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Stars Pay Tributes To Bunor by stonecoldcafe: 7:22pm On May 03, 2015

RIP sir. I was so shocked this topic and the Royal princess birth was not on front page yesterday. Lalasticala wetin happen nah? We must be on the ball at all times. Most times na Nairaland I dey get my breaking news. Make e nor stop I beg. Besides that, you guys are doing a very good job. FP is always lively now.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor's Widow's To Sue Assemblies Of God General Council by stonecoldcafe: 12:41pm On May 03, 2015

ARKdiscloser7:
I see you as a paid agent of Paul Emeka.

He lost the court of Appeal case just few weeks ago and has filed another appeal at the Supreme Court.

Please bow your head in shame for brining out such write up here and may God Almighty.

Would you say that if you were the one expecting your father's money?

In other news, some church folks can make you lose your faith.

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Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by stonecoldcafe: 12:32pm On May 03, 2015

LarrySun:
The Pre-Collaboration collaboration was organised with the sole aim of finding nice writers who are not very known in the Literature board. Some are good, and some, not so good. That was the kind of thing that was expected in stuffs like that. Even from there, I was dazzled with brilliance by people like Ruffhandu, Theorbiters, Kinwayne, Stuff46, Thronekid, Simonhabby and some others. Readers who read collaboration works should know that it's not easy; the writers would have to journey down to the depth of their wits to connect likely loose ends and also weave new plots in the process.

All writers are equal, we all have voices within us that want to be heard. The only difference is the way we speak out the words. Truly, and evidently, some writers have more potential than others. But I've come across some faulty posts and I knew that I used to write like that, but I got better with time. In like manners, I've come across some other writers' works and I always wished I could write as brilliantly; still, I know I could with time. Most of these writers only need encouragement to get better, but telling them they are the best when they are not is only deception.

Let the accomplished writers and critics know that the young writers are humans, too. And all writers should be open to honest criticisms. As far as I'm concerned, we are ALL still learners in this craft.

I understand your point but I can only advise (for future editions) it will be great if someone glosses over the submission before it is allowed to go up.

By the way I was not talking about 'uninteresting' writing; I was referring to some updates I struggled to understand. I am talking about words that don't exist or sentences that didn't add up. I understand the challenges of picking up from where another writer left off and I don't take their work for granted. At the end of the day, I'm just writing about decent work and the need for change like others have been clamoring for here. Sorry that I picked your initiative but that was one example I vividly recall.

PS: I didn't say every update I read was bad - I said some. Besides I appreciate writers (whether they are new or not) whose work we don't see quite often. I still remember the dude who wrote 'Clarity' in the flash contest. That was brilliant work for me and that is not a writer I really knew.

I think this will be my last on this issue.

Events › Re: Photo Of The Day-why Is She Doing This To Herself? by stonecoldcafe: 11:13am On May 03, 2015

enoqueen:
Seeing her self, u go no say na local girl.

See as she black.

Black is beautiful. If you are a lady and you made that comment, you are a BIG disgrace!

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience As A Church Worker For 6months by stonecoldcafe: 10:57am On May 03, 2015

jmoore:
Taaa!!!!

She is a hypocrite, that's why she decided not to answer.

She should remove the log in her own eyes first!!!!

LOL. I just feel so many people have been sidetracked because op said she has a boyfriend. Its all good though, you have a valid point just that we can't conclude op is banging her boyfriend.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience As A Church Worker For 6months by stonecoldcafe: 10:48am On May 03, 2015

jmoore:
My stance is in agreement with the bible. Fornication is fornication, no matter the location.

If you don't agree with my stance then you don't agree with the bible too.

The girl sees her nothing wrong with fornicating with her bf, she is concerned about church workers who fornicate.

God gave her 'exclusive right' to fornicate abi?

Why are you on her case? Why are you just assuming she is having sex with her boyfriend. She may be involved in a 'sexless' relationship. Just because she didn't give you a 'no' reply does not mean she is engaging in sex. She is an adult after all and she does not have to give you a reply - you ain't her father!

Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience As A Church Worker For 6months by stonecoldcafe: 9:22am On May 03, 2015

@ClassicB, it could mean they want to date you and it could possibly lead to marriage. At least na from boyfriend e dey enter marriage. Well seeing you already have a boyfriend, kindly tell him/them off. Be firm and act it. Not the one you'd say no and still be shining teeth with them, accepting gifts, strolling with them, flirting with them and generally giving mixed signals.

Now if you have done all these i.e rebuffing him/them and it continues, report to your leader - I mean the head of that unit. If nothing happens or your unit head is covering for them or even part of their gang then report to a senior leader like a pastor!

Oh yes, I nor cover mouth talk so. A good leader who cares for his flocks will take decisive action. Now if nothing happens, then its time to leave that COZA inspired place you call a church! Rubbish!

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Literature › Re: The Nairaland Literature Board And The Change It Needs by stonecoldcafe: 8:05am On May 03, 2015*

My opinion is on the type of work being churned today. I remember the last collaboration story that was done, before then, I've never followed one. So this time I said I must follow.

Granted it was mostly by new writers (which in itself is a great thing) but the quality by some of the writers were not good. At some point after I read an update, I paused and began to laugh. I couldn't believe it. It seemed the organizers were more interested in getting the schedule working than helping some of the budding writers.

I took time to point out the glaring errors on a particular post but NOT one person said a thing. I believe if I had not spoken it would have gone on because there was another weak submission before his though not too bad. Corrections were not done and that particular writer didn't say a word! Instead people kept commenting 'that was hot! Thank you' {When a writer is corrected and he says 'yeah, you have a point thanks. He is not only improving himself but helping his readers}

The next update was even worse, it was then I quietly unfollowed the thread. Perhaps they had a meeting place (whatApp) where they chose to correct theirselves, I don't know. What am I saying? We all need to help the writers and writers should be open to correction. That's what the organizers of 'the collaboration work' may want to learn from other competition organizers e.g white mosquito's flash contest. I know the collaboration is not a contest but I bet the aim is to bring out the best in writers.

Perhaps that way, we can help the new crop of writers get better and improve the work we see today. This is not a shot at anyone - thanks.

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Education › Re: TWO Lesbians Incharge Of Female Students In Madonna University Elele Campus by stonecoldcafe: 6:56am On May 03, 2015

@op so bold of you but why did it take you so long to realize and scamp? Unfortunately once a lesbian, always a lesbian. You will need serious deliverance, prayer and fasting. By the way nice pic

Pets › Re: Diary of my Dog Cooper. by stonecoldcafe: 6:51pm On May 02, 2015

deeptesting:
She is Winnie.

I know that was a joke cos of her fur...

Pets › Re: Diary of my Dog Cooper. by stonecoldcafe: 5:40pm On May 02, 2015

deeptesting:
Thanks to you all.. I am better at the moment, this is a second surgery i am doing within 6 months. Feeling strong and better now.

We have a new partner for Cooper, her name is Winnie, she arrived on Monday 27th of April 2015.

Oh she is a beauty. What's her name? Snow white? Lol thank God for a successful surgery

Christianity Etc › Re: Frank Edwards And Sharon Pastor Chris' Daughter Hang Out Together by stonecoldcafe: 12:51pm On May 02, 2015

invisibility:
Is this man really a gospel singer or something else.I always find it hard telling from his photos. He should better decide where he belongs and be bold about it.

Are they special clothes for unbelievers? Lolz hypocrites - see ehn, on da last day, many go shock!

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Culture › Re: Photos: Are Tribal Marks Attractive Or Repulsive? by stonecoldcafe: 12:32pm On May 02, 2015

akinegba1:
unfortunately my parents gave me this facial marks. if i post my picture here you will pity for me. This marks has made me to feel less than a human and most times i feel bad being yoruba.

Don't you worry, just be confident and continue with your business. Girls love confident (not boastful) men. Have a great sense of humour. Make your money, they will flock around you. If it still bothers you so much, you may wish to see how a good plastic surgeon may help. Your tribe is great by the way, many yorubas without a single scratch on the face. Sometimes it just poor choices but you must ride above that.

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Politics › Re: Rare Photo Of A Soldier Teaching A Lady How 2 Shoot Gun During Nigeria Civil War by stonecoldcafe: 12:20pm On May 02, 2015

kodded:

seriously if she can do better why is the soldier teaching her ?

Some people shat

Even the soldier once lay down to learn like that. Don't be a man with a small mind.

Fashion › Re: Which Guy Still Wears This ? (PIC Included) by stonecoldcafe: 12:15pm On May 02, 2015

Nnemuka:
You can have sex without condoms cos he's very "clean".

I hope you are joking.

Fashion › Re: Which Guy Still Wears This ? (PIC Included) by stonecoldcafe: 12:04pm On May 02, 2015

Chakakhan:
Well id say it does in a way. Here is my logic: My younger brother is 12 n he wears these undiez because its normal to him n its what my mother buys him. Now when he transitions into a man n can make his own decisions he no longer has to wear them. In reaching his next stage of manhood he will choose something more fitting .

Or he may choose to continue wearing it. Wearing briefs is a very personal thing.

Crime › Re: Photos: Pregnant Lady Charmed By A One Eyed-beggar In A Bus In Enugu by stonecoldcafe: 11:46am On May 02, 2015

Islie:
What a dump response to the police interrogation.....

The man must be an accomplice to some syndicate that uses people for sacrifices

Dumb response*
That use people*

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Family › Re: Man Orders Wife To Refund N1.4 Million He Spent In Marrying Her In Lagos by stonecoldcafe: 11:18pm On May 01, 2015

Keep it moving mate. Don't be a cry baby.

Politics › Re: An Open Letter Of Some Marine Students In Georgia To Nigeria Government For Assi by stonecoldcafe: 10:21pm On May 01, 2015

Make una respect una self i beg ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Those eastern European guys don't joke. If your life is threatened, please return home before something bad happens. God be with you brothers.

Family › Re: My Wife Insults And Threatens My Fiancee by stonecoldcafe: 12:08pm On May 01, 2015

Is your wife not a muslim? She should understand if you are doing things right. Besides, why not take this issue to the muslim section where people with your peculiar doctrine can advise you? You can also update your first post to show your religious belief. Just sha saying, because you may be highly misunderstood here. Good luck

Crime › Re: Igbinedion Gets 6-year Jail Term Over Money Laundering by stonecoldcafe: 5:53pm On Apr 30, 2015

ozoigbondu:
Very light sentence don't be suprised if he is out after 3 years

He was even given an option of 3 million

*****spits on judicial system*****

Really, really. How can one steal billions and have the option to pay 3million naira in fine. This is very sad. Our judiciary has been compromised as well.

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