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abduleez1:
Omo I swear, as I see the font my eye change colour.

Which akpako update be this one sef.

Nigerians shaaaaaaaa!

Una must sha complain for everything. At least nairaland is trying to improve in their own little way

Get married!

Yes, get married and settle down. Then focus or channel your lustful mind and energy on your wife and starting a new family. Believe me, the stress involved in raising a family would kill any lustful pleasure you might harbour especially if you're dedicated on not wanting to fall into temptation. But as long as you're free and available, you're bound to slip back every now and then

See condition for this naija wey we dey

Owu never blow you that's why. Your case is like that of a young girl in her early 20s who's choosy about her kind of husband (tall, dark, handsome and rich).

When reality dawn and she climbs her 30s, she go begin appreciate every nigga who just says a small hi, no matter how poor, short or ugly he looks

Boss level 7.5/10

I was thrilled by Sub-zero's character and also Kung Lao's fatality. Another high point for me was the scene where Cole threw a knife to Sanya as she spinned to catch it and stab reptile.

Mortal Kombat is all about violence. Violence in the most gruesome of forms. As much as Kano was funny; fights, fatalities and brutalities are the high points of the game from which the movie was adapted

Just like the expectations for MK was high, what's the next big movie to expect??

SodO9:
Bro I like my PS4 ehn, I can't even imagine hearing the pop sound or else, I will pop with it

This guy
Na when u come turn comedian like this?

Mortal Kombat 2 loading.....................

armadeo:
The subzero guy is also in warrior. You should see that too.

I liked kano too for the laughs. Almost a merc with a mouth lol.

Gore just died like a fool. No levels.

Lol at the bolded. His death didn't come that cheap though.

I think every year, Hollywood focuses there movie productions on some peculiar characteristics.

2019, they focused on turning cartoons to movies...

Cartoons like Lion King, Jungle book, Dumbo, Aladdin etc


2021 they focused on turning games to movies...
Mortal Kombat, Free guy, Monster Hunter, Uncharted etc

Sub-zero was the "man of the match" abeg

From the voice, to the eyes, he was just enjoyable to watch and his appearance alone sends some chills down the spine.

Mortal Kombat should be a seasonal movie. Too many characters to work with.

I fucking enjoyed the fatalities. I play the game alot so watching the fatality live was totally lit. Kung Lao's fatality and flawless victory was it.

Overall I enjoyed it, no rating

juman:
The best person from ogun state so far was baba obafemi awolowo.

[s]The worst person from ogun state is obasanjo[/s].

You must be seriously mad for no one to tell you

TheKingIsHere:
Watch the official 7 minutes opening scenes of Mortal Kombat.

I kant wait for tomorrow!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwU3SlQ723Q

Only making people thirstier lol

Jj

Franzinni:
Let me give you the answer ... Disclaimer ...this is my opinion.

Now when a man cheats he does it out of the urge to burst a nut... He goes back home to his wife and continues to perform his duty in his family...

But a woman will only cheat out of love ... They don't see sex like men do ... But another reason is the orientation of the masculine human being... Your wife's privates is tied your pride as a man and so if she gives it out ... It degrades the husband and bruise his ego.

But I guess men need to understand that women cheat just as much or even more than men... If dna test was cheap I bet you the country will be on fire by now.

A lot of sensibilities in this post. Wish I can like it a thousand times

I attended morning mass back then in school while in the hostel. I had no single food, I was broke as hell. Just while I was leaving right after mass, a lady walked up to me and said God directed her to give me this money. I swear miracles and good hearted people still exist. It saved my life

pu7pl3:
All these and you still not a series person

E shock me

candygist:
No be fight, go check if your sister holes still tight

Of course no be fight na, you should first check all the bore holes wey dey your lineage before you begin advice your ancestor. Musu

candygist:
If only you knew how many niggas that have slept with the females in your family. [color=#990000][/color]

Just the same way niggas have made a mess of yourself and all the useless females in your lineage. Anuofia

Rhodaogunpeju:
I don't blame you... your parents are probably still feeling you

I left university almost 15yrs ago. Do the math

Guy you did nothing wrong abeg. In fact, I will be more than happy to meet someone who would help me dodge a bullet. All those frustrated ladies above saying shit to you are just as plain guilty as the said bitch.

And as for curses, they don't fucking work. Anything that works only works because u have believed so. I don't want to give you personal experiences

I am very happy for what you did. When the bitch was busy spreading the cookie, she never considered the future danger she was putting herself. Let her cry me a River. She was busy moaning hard under the heavy thrusts of those niggas now she's crying crocodile tears. She can't eat her cake and have it. Good riddance to rubbish

She probably can't have kids after destroying her womb through abortion. Using this as excuse ahead in the event that she marries and can't bear children

Hhh

Logic007:
Is guilty conscience worrying you?

I know the people that I'm referring to. Those that come online to form senior movie advocate, yet they got nothing.

If watching movies is your hobby then, you should actually have time for it.

Watching movies is my hobby. Going out of my comfort zone to watch it at a cinema is a tard too much. I pay my Netflix subscription so I wouldn't need to travel far to watch some latest movies. I also get best viewing experience from my 4k TV and home cinema

Logic007:
So many fake guys here. Cannot afford 3k cinema movies.

I have watched it but was waiting for others first.

cc abduleez1, abduleez, dandenumeruno, beorn1

So because u managed to watch a paltry 3k movie, others who possibly don't have the time to go to cinemas, not because of lack of resources, have become fake. Ori e gbale. Poverty mentality of the highest order

Now I see why everyone kept mentioning NOBODY. Dope!

Just cause 4 available for swap

Reading this chat, I'm so pissed. I wish there's an easy way to trace these motherfuckers

OtunbaBlack:
y'all our brother Shopnextdoor is having is wedding this weekend. though he no formally invite us.. all thanks to that oyin guy

happy married life Shopnextdoor. wish you a happy home

If this news is true, then I say hearty congratulations to our very own. Wishing you a happy married life. Send us venue make we come chop rice and play Mortal Kombat lol