₦airaland Forum

You dey chop eba and fufu steady and you say you want flat tummy

Lol

Never taken Religion serious from inception despite coming from a very religious home.
These days I play hide and seek with Religion. I have NEVER READ the bible more than 5 mins because I get irritated with the content


Gosh!!
I hate Religion

Install CCTV in every corner of your house


Case closed

Homeland season 8 episode is 10

Eulalia:
Jesus is the only way my dear. . And He cares for you.

Shalom.

allah is the only way sweetheart and he cares for you



Allahu akhbar


BOOM

Eulalia:
My dear, no to argue with such people. It only makes you lose your mind and want to say things you ought not to say.

Such people needs a personal encounter with Jesus for a better conviction that will make them become better preachers of the "unverified stories".

Cheers.

You need a personal encounter with allah. Repent and give your life to Mohammed

Anything you see eat. Nice one jare

Why deliberately elongate jargons

Victoronah1:
I'm happy we didn't have sex. But I fear we may

bro please make decisions on your own. If you like act porn with your cousin e no concern is for here

Mike4S:
A book that contains words that were written by men led by the Holy Spirit.

what are the names of the mere men that compiled this book?

gypsey:
Perhaps he should come again unless he is afraid to die this time, this time he might be bombed with grenade to make sure he doesn't come the 3rd time.

brutal

illitrate:
Your 3am is 1am in another country so?

does the devil know the time zones?

According to them,the devil is a Nigerian spirit

CAPSLOCKED:
LOL, JUST PRETEND WE ALL HAVE THE SAME TIMEZONE AND PLAY ALONG FOR ONCE.

Enough of their obsessive stupidity.

Your 3 a.m here in Nigeria is 4pm in Melbourne.


Religion makes people stupid..

Ok, let's assume 3am is the perfect time to pray to God, why then do we still have Coronavirus in Nigeria?

Abi God no dey answer una 3 am prayers again


Nonsense and mannabbgrills

MissTalker:
Lol.., this one don sweet my man

I hope say you no wan enlarge your butt too oo


I know say this news sweet you too

Professorcplus:
What is the purpose of his Healing School?

Belongs to Hollywood, mount Zion branch

One good news this morning


Good riddance

All this paper professors,

Theory professor.


Beer parlor analysis

Heeya

Her ministry is moving

The director of this particular script is mad

StacyO:
Yeah
But, not as much as you.

is that you on your dp.

You look beautiful

StacyO:
No
It's an mmmmmmm

seems this lockdown is affecting you

We need Corona cure from your Expert healer

Stay away from them for atleast 3years. Anytime they need you just act busy but just stay away from them


Min 3 Years

zionmde:
point of correction
he is saying the adverse health effect of d 5G should be fixed before they roll it out. he mentioned he will even be d first to use it Wen it comes out. He is a man dat believes dat technologies should be better used for d gospel

SMH

E don de happen small small

peteregwu:
CORONAVIRUS HEALED IN SPAIN BY GOD OF CHOSEN


Before now, since the rise of the deadly coronavirus many have been making mockery of God and His servants, saying that the miracle working have gone into hiding since the outbreak of the virus. But they have forgotten that, it is not the pastors that heala but God almighty through Jesus christ.

But today it has happened and God has proved the doubters and mockers wrong.

People think that ithis everyone that is afflicted or has one sickness or the other that God heals. No! Even in the time of Jesus on earth, he never healed everyone. God chooses whom to heal even if pastors pray. And not everyone that pastors pray for receive healing. God has a reason for that.

In Spain as of today 06/04/2020, 131,464 cases of Coronavirus have been confirmed and 12,641 deaths making them the 2nd nation in the world after USA, that is affected badly by the virus.

Now, the testimony:

Bro Jose Luis Eningo, a citizen of Equatorial Guinea, who resides in Spain, is among the many who have benefited from God's magnanimity. He joined the Lord's Chosen at Madrid in Spain 1 year and 6 months ago. Over there in Spain where he lives, it happened that as the pandemic broke out, he contracted the virus. He's showing symptoms of the virus which include the following; fever, cough, and shortness of breath. He was taken to the hospital, Juan Carlos Mostoles Madrid Spain where he tested positive to the virus. At the hospital, he remembered who he is, "A Chosen" and quickly reminded the devil that he won't die a day before his death. He also reminded God of his promise, in Jeremiah 30:17 "But I will restore you to health and heal your wounds,’ declares the LORD"

His health issue got to the brethren and Pastor in Spain, where he worships. Prayers were made in faith for him. Our General Pastor, Pastor Lazarus Muoka was also contacted. He prayed for him shortly and assured him that in a few days time, he would be discharged from the hospital. God who hears the cries of his own, answered all the prayers made on his behalf. All the symptoms developed wings and flew away. Everyone was taken aback on how fast his healing came. He was retested and he tested negative to the virus. He was discharged after spending 7 days at the hospital, to the glory of God.

Pictures attached is when he was in the hospital and after he was discharged.

He's returning all glory to God of this Great Commission who healed him perfectly.

Are you out there and you're held down in pains of Coronavirus in any of the Isolation Centers or even at home? Very soon, the invincible hands of Jehovah Rapha who healed our brother will rest on you and you shall soon testify to the glory of God in Jesus name.

To God alone who did this, may his name be highly exalted, in Jesus name.

Photo Credit: Chosen Online Revivalist Media Crew.

which one is God of chosen??

CodeTemplar:
Show me where that's happening please.

David Mark.

Benue state