₦airaland Forum

Hazardd:
if you ask us, who re we going to ask

. Which time Hazard of Chelsea register for Nairaland?.

Digits from behind or from her is no issue because everything is fair in LOVE and WAR.

CHESSBOARD:
in this game there is only one grand master... know ur boundary bro...

. For where? When you are ready, we shall play LS Chess.

Na when mumsy dey baff you like this in the night naim she dey discover new wounds for our body due to rough and dangerous play for afternoon! The scrubbing and shouting no be here o!

CHESSBOARD:
Ediot yoruba man allow us try and fail, and we SS have seen the light , minority only exist in Nigeria created by SW and Northerners . we have disagreed before to agre now, so hide ur manipulating face

. Hahahahahahaha....... Just concede defeat like your brother. Me na Kaduna guy I be abeg. As per chess player wey you be, no let me do you Zuzwang o.

San2ski:
Lmao
Like stealing the mic from Cyril Stober while broadcasting the Network News?
Nnaa na wa oh
Even Warri go carry last for South o

. Hahahahahahahaha...... Yes o. Reporting from the street at night.

This version of the most beautiful girl is that of the European standard. They should stop imposing theirs on us. We Africans have ours. That is, a little fleshy and curvy.

vivaciouzz:
Extracted from EXTENDED FAMILY.. Hv forgotten d episode

. vivaciouzz nemesis!

This is a forum and anything can be discussed here. All I can see here is the disadvantages of Polygamy. Worst of all is the lies prior to the wedding. Muslimah, next time if he wants to travel, go with him. Afterall, the two wives are not quarreling.

Who go hold the padlock?

If Jesus is the foundation of that born again Christian, then giving or receiving head is a sin. Every sin begins with a logic and that's the devil's best tool.

Congratulations in advance Lagosians

I'm speechless about this. But please drop that man of God title.

If you disagree with Bugaje na Guantanamo bay get you!

If United Nations does not disagree, who am are to?

nairalandist:
God help Africans. What's with South Africans and Xenophobia anyway? As bad as the world has painted Nigerians, one thing we never ever do is to kill foreigners in our country just because we think they're doing better.

It's so sad that blacks are killing blacks, which is further proof that black people facilitated their own slavery in the olden days. If we keep killing ourselves, how the heck is the white man gonna respect us and treat us right in their country?

We have Indians and South africans doing businesses and making money in Nigeria, but we don't kill them because we still have love in our hearts.

I'm highly dissapointed in South Africa. With all the development they have and their good police force, one thing that has lingered for too long in SA is crime. I mean senseless killings and robbery. Lucky Dube was killed like a chicken in his own country, Atorise the gospel singer from Naija was robbed and shot because of an iPad. I mean, even the poorest Nigerians won't do such a thing because of an iPad that costs less than 1k dollars.

In Majek Fasheks voice: Arise from your sleep Africa!

God bless us!

. Bros these your examples na child's play. Just last week a video was released by a reporter in South Africa who was robbed while reporting live! the faces of his assailants was captured by the camera.

I don't want to read later that this news is as a result of typographical error. #teamdoubtingThomas#

OBJ cannot be swept under the carpet..... Not even by Asari, Gani Adams, Fasheun, Ralph (MASSOB) and the commander of Hisbah in Kano! Dare him at your own peril.

woodcook:
For those of you shouting respect, if this is how you show respect am sorry for you. You had better go get your money back from your school. That your society teaches you that this how you show respect does not mean it is right.

The reason your parents/community sent you to school is to learn and reason like human not swallow everything that society says because society says so.


I hope most of you kids on NL understand human psychology and body language.

. You have not said anything. Na interview for job wey e go shake am straight? You fit swear say you never shake person like that? Infact which society the handshake been happen? African or Europe? Education ni, education Kor.

Na his name e go drag into the mud and not the name of the religion Christianity.

Good one. The Igbos suffer the most brain- drain in Nigeria. They should have a re-think for their own good instead of saying that Lagos is no man's land.

The way you are planning things smoothly now, if you had done same earlier, you would have just continued unopposed in Aso Rock!

The SS cannot be part of the Equation anymore. Because they will still be the minority in your *barcanista* proposals and they know it. You want to unite when Evans Enwerem was removed by late Okadigbo, when Abia state can sack all the civil servants of IMO origin from its work force? Even MASSOB is presently divided..... The list is endless. Sorry, Your Abracadabra will not work @ OP.

I expected to see statements as evidence against GEB. All I could see was *A SHAM*. Even a foreign observer said elections did not take place in most parts of Rivers state. And point of order please- which state has the highest population in Nigeria according to the last census? Mstwww.... intersociety indeed!

The first to be scrapped Mr President- elect should be The National Orientation Agency! They did absolutely nothing to sensitize the public about the just concluded general elections.

qbd2:
Hmm. Buh ys ur bean dat white. No palm oil?
Anywayz, I don't like beans at all so not my biz.

. very, very few ladies like beans so your case is not new.

R.I.P. Egoli. #you refused to call her full name but you mentioned the full name of one of her family members, na wa o.#

See wetin guys dey cause! Why una no like ugly girls? Some ugly girls go born fine pikin. What also happened to you guys swearing about being in love with inner character?

Picture or idontbelieveit!

Forget it. Those ex- militants and their affiliates will still throw punches at each other being that their motivating factor is wealth for themselves... The house will be in disarray in no distant time. And oga PDP member just dey sit down near the door before them go use you count scores.

I was thinking the Lagoon issue is dead and buried. By the way did Danjuma advise Late Ojukwu to announce the new short-lived republic? We know better than to call a ceasefire in the middle of any war. Remember: ONLY THE DEAD HAVE SEEN THE END OF WAR.