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here try this joke

…, ”a really ugly girl walked into the doctors office because she thought that she had a disease.So she went to the office and the doctor said”if we really want to find out i will need you to strip please”.The lady stripped down completely and the doctor gave her a stern look and said”oh my this is not good at all”,he sighed.”whats wrong doctor”?im very sorry to say this but you have exzackery disease”.”Whats that”?Its when your face looks exzackery like your butt. LOL i made this one up two days ago.




jump am pass if the joke aint funny to you

is this what maturity does to people?

how much are we talking bout mehn?, i worked so hard to put this jokes together

bigbounce:
abeg make una no blame that dog meat sell studio,i no blame you shey you don go suffer sell pure water pay your connection now you get mouth to come to your elder one here yeye fowl like you.who they pay you to watch you?where them they watch you?even galaxy tv wey be the worst tv station no fit show you mumu.no worry i go carry go do show calabar where dem go chop you if your show dey make dem sick,

no dey biff me cuz i worked so hard and thats why i'm shinning today, baba god don answer my prayers and now him don butter my bread na him u come dey vex,

everybody no fit get talent, some people get talent but dem no know how to use am well and i guess u fall under that level,  i soji myself na hin Kennis Music COME SIGN ME FOR THERE RECORD LABEL mehn,  i dey feel like obasanjo right now,  my swagger dey tight,  cool money ,  my fans dey multiply everyday,  my regret na the collabo wey i no do with Dagrin before death snatch him away,  i don grow wiser now,  the babes dey show me love, dem say i be yahoo.com! but na wicked lie, 

no dey biff me and those calabar peeps u dey always threaten me with all the time go run down at the mention of the name of CHRIST JESUS    

Fimi'le Jor 

Jambite like you,
keep reading the joke over and over again by the grace of god u fit understand

some people here needs a re-branding.

i get hot temper, infact i go wound somebody o

bigbounce:
wetin be this now?why una come dey expose studio,when you self no say you no get teeth why you go dey eat dog meat studio?see i no dey fear your tout,just remeber wetin OP MESA do for your brothers in mushin but no wahala as your teeth don break they no go booth you dey go just tear your back with koboko.guy but why una come expose studio teeth but wait dentist no dey your area?

Be yourself mehn, u just cant be me , we're 2 different peeps , I'm a STAR!  and you a self-service**s, people pay me to give them attention, but in your own case mehn,  i go freestyle with you free cuz i know u cant afford my money      

sylve11:
the likes of studio ?

shattap dia u short man devi*l  

ABBYGUL,

shattap hard tough gurl, if u no understand the joke, fly comot for road go continue with your plate washing jor.




flexystar, Lolll
thanks for appreciating my joke u be better person





those of una wey no dey fit do without hating, i no open this thread for una, u guyz should stop derailing this thread wey i create specially for matured minds wey sabi read and understand something

just jump am pass if u no dey fit understand wetin u read, Thank you

i hear say that guy na your brother, u better call him to order before i arrange my boiz to attack am

haters stop hating









A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

this mumu thread still dey here?

bigbounce:
studio abeg i wan boil water for eba and i not get kerosine to boil the water so if you go you that your hot temper help me boil the water,i no mind to cut small eba for you as bribe.yeye fowl.

E be like sey the only language u dey fit understand sharp sharp na slap abi?

were is de joke?

Kunbee:
He is from Danis forest

u know the guy reach village, i can put a bet on that

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=373124.msg6039087#msg6039087 date=1273880148][color=#B03060]shey na me u dey follow talk hw far?
bobo yi ma baje ke [/color][/quote]Ful

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=444416.msg6036409#msg6036409 date=1273847349]Tannimz already belongs to someone I know.[/quote]

ashmanpolo:
@poster, your fagbon

wa'shere

who wan dash your monkey banana

bigbounce:
wetin una dey sell?abi studio don decide to sell him dog as suya at the corner of the street?him even look like all those aboki wey they flock cow,

NO PROVOKE ME I GET HOT TEMPER

post your own lets see if u sabi use your BRAIN

dem no dey make mistake for your village ni?

Gerrout jor,

lbotus:
studiee, how bizness?

Lol, bizness dey move fine,
and you nko, how market?

Kunbee:
Shebi na ashewo business him dey do

Na you be my Customer na with that your flat yansh like ibotus own

well, kunbee dey try tell u she no dey your level cuz u no be YAHOO.COM.
why u no dey sabi read the hand writting on the wall sef?

make una try get a room na, i go dial Ben number for una o

even for N50 credit, i no buy

my room dey fear me, i fit come spend the night with you for inside your bedroom.

no harm, i promise

go sell your pure water jor

Dyt:
Studio darling,

you're on your own,

dikele go need all that affection'

say na true true sey u dey suffer?

i thought as much,